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Funny Email Thread: Did I Read The Sign Right?

  1. kpfingaz profile image73
    kpfingazposted 10 years ago

    I'd like to share a funny email with you...

    Did I read that sign right?
           

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

           In a Laundromat:
           AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

           In a London department store:
           BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

           In an office:
           WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

           In an office:
          AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE  DRAINING BOARD

           Outside a secondhand shop:
           WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
    BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

           Notice in health food shop window:
           CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

           Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
           ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

           Seen during a conference:
           FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

           Notice in a farmer's field:
           THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

           Message on a leaflet:
           IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

           On a repair shop door:
           WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
    DOESN'T  WORK

    tongue

  2. PurpleZen profile image51
    PurpleZenposted 10 years ago

    Lynne Truss would have a field day with this email. (She's the author of Eats, Shoots and Leaves.)

    PurpleZen

  3. Marisa Wright profile image99
    Marisa Wrightposted 10 years ago

    ROFL

  4. kpfingaz profile image73
    kpfingazposted 10 years ago

    My favorite is the one with the step ladder...lol.

  5. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 10 years ago

    Thanks for a good laugh lol

  6. Maddie Ruud profile image80
    Maddie Ruudposted 10 years ago

    Okay, so maybe this isn't quite as funny, but it makes me smile every time I drive (well, ride...) by it.

    There's a place on University Ave (a main street) in Berkeley, called "The Way Christian Center," which I find amusing because the way it's laid out implies to me that these people are, like, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Christian, dude.

    Or maybe it's just me.

    1. kpfingaz profile image73
      kpfingazposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I agree..its funny!

    2. DJ Funktual profile image81
      DJ Funktualposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      HAHA!   Great thread fingaz!

  7. Patty Inglish, MS profile image92
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 10 years ago

    It's funny!

  8. RFox profile image74
    RFoxposted 10 years ago

    hahahahahaha.....I needed a good laugh. Thanks!

  9. Sangay Glass profile image74
    Sangay Glassposted 10 years ago

    Thanks so much for the good laugh!

  10. StefanMDP profile image82
    StefanMDPposted 10 years ago

    There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't

    (I would want to give credit to the author, but I don't know who is)

  11. Mike Spain profile image61
    Mike Spainposted 9 years ago

    great laugh

  12. sevenGEIN profile image51
    sevenGEINposted 9 years ago

    Its worth a smile but not much more.

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    redfordnotrobertposted 9 years ago

    Yup!!!

  14. Zsuzsy Bee profile image89
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 9 years ago

    At 2:39 in the morning it's very funny. I have to come back during reg hours and judge then too.
    Thanks for a good laugh
    regards Zsuzsy

  15. ripplemaker profile image86
    ripplemakerposted 9 years ago

    Hehe I think its funny too!  Once I saw a huge sign as we drove pass a wall, it read MAN PARK.  And lo! Behold, it was a cemetery.

  16. stephhicks68 profile image92
    stephhicks68posted 9 years ago

    Sorry, but I think its funny.  Doesn't take much to get me laughing, I guess.  I received a similar joke email a few weeks ago that had photographs attached.  Wish I could find it (long deleted) so I could show you the photo of a sign in the Mid-Western U.S. that says:

    Open Range.  Someone had left an old oven below the sign with the door ajar.

    ;-)

    1. kpfingaz profile image73
      kpfingazposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Lol!

  17. profile image40
    redfordnotrobertposted 9 years ago

    yup!!!

  18. bloggerjb profile image57
    bloggerjbposted 9 years ago

    haha nice one

  19. kpfingaz profile image73
    kpfingazposted 9 years ago

    Anybody got any funny emails lately to share?

 
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