I'd like to share a funny email with you...
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
Lynne Truss would have a field day with this email. (She's the author of Eats, Shoots and Leaves.)
Okay, so maybe this isn't quite as funny, but it makes me smile every time I drive (well, ride...) by it.
There's a place on University Ave (a main street) in Berkeley, called "The Way Christian Center," which I find amusing because the way it's laid out implies to me that these people are, like, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Christian, dude.
Or maybe it's just me.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't
(I would want to give credit to the author, but I don't know who is)
At 2:39 in the morning it's very funny. I have to come back during reg hours and judge then too.
Thanks for a good laugh
Hehe I think its funny too! Once I saw a huge sign as we drove pass a wall, it read MAN PARK. And lo! Behold, it was a cemetery.
Sorry, but I think its funny. Doesn't take much to get me laughing, I guess. I received a similar joke email a few weeks ago that had photographs attached. Wish I could find it (long deleted) so I could show you the photo of a sign in the Mid-Western U.S. that says:
Open Range. Someone had left an old oven below the sign with the door ajar.
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