What is your favorite insult? (NSFW)

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  1. Andy McGuire profile image79
    Andy McGuireposted 5 years ago

    What is your favorite insult? (NSFW)

    Everyone has a favorite insult ready to go in the event of encountering an unbelievable d-bag. What's yours? (My personal favorite is "You're what abortion doctors picture to make their jobs easier.")

  2. Georgie Lowery profile image94
    Georgie Loweryposted 5 years ago

    "You're not half the man your mother is." That one is only for use in extreme circumstances, though. Also "My grandma is more badass than you and she's been dead for ten years."

  3. profile image0
    JThomp42posted 5 years ago

    I find no reason to have an insult ready, cocked and ready to shoot. Why would one?

    1. Andy McGuire profile image79
      Andy McGuireposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Because some people have a good sense of humor.

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      JThomp42posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      There is no sense of humor needed to insult someone. Lack thereof perhaps?

    3. jravity1 profile image70
      jravity1posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      There is absolutely a sense of humor needed to insult someone. Otherwise you will wind up saying something back that sounds dumb. Or you will get laughed at for not saying anything back to them.  True story.

    4. profile image0
      JThomp42posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      SMH

    5. MickS profile image71
      MickSposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      It is not 'dumg', to not insult someone, very poor use of language if someone can only come out with  very unfunny insults, like swear words, save them for when really needed.

  4. Silverspeeder profile image61
    Silverspeederposted 5 years ago

    For use at work usually...........

    If i only had half a brain i would still have 99.9% more than you.

  5. MickS profile image71
    MickSposted 5 years ago

    Are some people that pathetic that they have collections of insults, with favourites.

    1. Georgie Lowery profile image94
      Georgie Loweryposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      You just called people who think insults are funny pathetic. That's an insult, right?

    2. MickS profile image71
      MickSposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      It may or may not be an insult, that is up to you to decide, you will inepret it how you will.  Insulting people isn't funny, and I don't feel the need to have a collection of insults.

    3. Andy McGuire profile image79
      Andy McGuireposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      So you decided to come to this question just to tell people your opinion on insults? Can't you just watch porn when you're bored like everyone else?

    4. MickS profile image71
      MickSposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      No I didn't come to this question for that purpose, You are presuming my purpose, you asked the question.  I didn't believe that there could be some people so pathetic as to save up insults and have favourites.

    5. Andy McGuire profile image79
      Andy McGuireposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I bet you're a blast to hang out with.

    6. MickS profile image71
      MickSposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      When I was childish enough to 'hang out', the peoplewith whom  I 'hung out' had far more inteligent things to do or think of than how to insult people.

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    Old Empresarioposted 5 years ago

    I've always thought calling someone fat or ugly were pretty good insults that got to the point.

  7. jravity1 profile image70
    jravity1posted 5 years ago

    You are the reason puppies die. ... If you say it to someone sensitive enough you can actually see there heart break.

    1. Andy McGuire profile image79
      Andy McGuireposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Nice one.

    2. MickS profile image71
      MickSposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I really can't see the point of trying to upset someone, are you trying to divert attention from your own inadequacies?

  8. SallyTX profile image84
    SallyTXposted 5 years ago

    I swear! He'd b*tch if he was hung with a new rope! ;D

  9. Bailey13 profile image64
    Bailey13posted 5 years ago

    An insult I really only mention to my friends because they get it and I don't want to make anyone mad is "Your mama's so stupid and fat that she sits on the tv and watches the couch then calls the cable guy to come fix it. Then he says shes so fat she squished it then she slaps him across the face".

    1. SallyTX profile image84
      SallyTXposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Well, Bailey, you're just so complicated you prob'ly eat Top Ramen with a fine-toothed comb! ;D

  10. macteacher profile image94
    macteacherposted 5 years ago

    I usually just toss out "Wow!  You're a lot smarter than you look!"  It takes a moment to sink in that I just insulted them.  LOL.

 
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