Lets make a Play

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   I will sneak in real quite Ma.....

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Hillary you know thats not true I did not hav erelations with your sister, and you and your concern for the New york campaign...what about me what about my feelings...

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You lost them in the Oval Room !
      Remember ?

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   sorry Ma I thought you were sleeping....thats not my game boy then...

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Quickly before Al finds them he has been on my back all week....

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Ma.....Monica.....Ma.....Hillary....where has everyone gone...why have I been left to carry the can......

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   tantrumposted 14 years ago

   When you grow up, I'll come again!
   
   If you get my meaning !

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   But Monica I am ready for you to come now....

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   tantrumposted 14 years ago

   (Peeping )
   No, you're not, you liar !!
   do you call that 'ready ? geeezzzz !!!

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   You know what my rooster is like if he gets surprised he goes back into himself, stroke him, please just for a little while

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    I can't !! I'll get banned !!
    the CIA, the FBI the HPT
    

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Listen, dont worry about them, watch, I will pull a few strokes and then you can come.....with me

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Only if you promise my dress won't get dirty

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I promise you I will pull it up out of the way...I will remove anything that could be damaged....anything

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    I don't believe you! and.....Oh ! what happened ?
    Look! You're not 'ready' anymore !

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       Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I feel your pain!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Look Monica its just me and you now, Ma has gone to bed, Hillary just came and went, others just went, now just you and me, I promise I will be ready when you say the magic words...

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    i'm sorry Bill, but now it's too late ! you've been wasting your time with these old cows, and now I have to leave.
    I have a date with Obama !

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Babe wait, Obama is not all he seems, he may have the fancy words, but he is not Tiger Woods, I am the man, I am Alfa man, I am He Man and master of the universe...please Babe let me do it just one more time....

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    Sorry! Obama is the Future! you are the Past!
    Past time !

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    But look I can still get into the Oval office....I have Hillary's key.....look I wont lie this time....I was wrong I am sorry....just let me stroke you firm beautiful silk cheeks one more time.....

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    End of Part 1
    
    I'm out of words !
    

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    No, I am out of words...

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    
    Maybe we should write a play.

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Lets call it, Im all out of words...

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    
    Take a break !!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    DUE TO PUBLIC DEMAND - THIS PLAY WILL RETURN IN THE SPRING, THANK YOU.

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    (claps loudly).  ENCORE! ENCORE!  (whistles)

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    thank you ! thank you !
    do you want an autograph ?
    

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Yes let me get my big pencil out for you

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You still have that one ?

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Yes and I have a rubber for it

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    
    
    What's the rubber for ?
    just in case ?

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    If I make a mistake I want to erase it...like on your skirt

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Tantrum where are you

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    act 2, scene one.  lights camera...ACTION!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Monica - you come up from there right now

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    ohoxposted 14 years ago

    Global warming always make my wife HOT.....

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