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    pgrundyposted 9 years ago

    Did you hear the Pope has bird flu? A Cardinal gave it to him.

    A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender, amazed, exclaims, "I can't believe this! Did you know we have a drink named after you?" The grasshopper looks up and says, "Melvin?"

    Your turn big_smile

  2. Courtney_CollinsD profile image80
    Courtney_CollinsDposted 9 years ago

    A cat always lands on its feet right?
    And a piece of buttered toast always lands butter side down.
    What happens if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cats back then toss it?

    1. thranax profile image48
      thranaxposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO.

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    pgrundyposted 9 years ago

    Oh my god, that is so profound! This will keep me up all night, seriously. big_smile

    1. Courtney_CollinsD profile image80
      Courtney_CollinsDposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      My husband actually wanted to test it out on our cat... I denied him.

  4. weblog profile image58
    weblogposted 9 years ago
    1. quensday profile image76
      quensdayposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Lovely, I think Little Johnny is wise beyond his years!

      Definition:
      Ethernet: Something that catches etherbunnies smile

  5. reeltime profile image50
    reeltimeposted 9 years ago

    This is a really funny post, with not very funny material.

    Here is a really "good one"

        * What's the strongest bird?
            - A crane.

  6. weblog profile image58
    weblogposted 9 years ago

    Funny Bra
    http://tubeimage.com/files/t22ouzrwl9nvw5ofe8wu-funny-bra.jpg

    ► Source

  7. weblog profile image58
    weblogposted 9 years ago

    Indian Hell
    I found it interesting smile

  8. Shirley Anderson profile image76
    Shirley Andersonposted 9 years ago

    You need Ruthie in this thread. 

    She's got a million of 'em, all groaners.

  9. Bridget23 profile image53
    Bridget23posted 9 years ago

    So I used to go out with this guy who had a peg leg.  It was too bad though....we had to break it off.

  10. Bridget23 profile image53
    Bridget23posted 9 years ago

    I used to date this dude with a fake eye.  I didn't know about it though, it just came out during conversation.

  11. spryte profile image82
    spryteposted 9 years ago

    So these two pieces of string walk into a bar and sit down.
    The bartender points to a sign which says "We don't serve strings!" and tells them to get out!
    Once outside, the first string is ready to give up...but his friend, ever the optimist decides to try again.  First, he contorts himself into an odd position and musses up his "hair" so it's sticking out wildly all over the place.
    Again he enters the bar...
    "Hey," the bartender yells, "weren't you just in hear.  Aren't you a string??!"
    The string smiles smugly and shakes his head...

    (wait for it)

    "Nope...frayed knot."

    1. Stephanie C Price profile image57
      Stephanie C Priceposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's one of my all time favorite jokes!!

  12. blogdigz profile image57
    blogdigzposted 9 years ago

    big_smile Naughty Thread tongue

 
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