What's Your Favorite Knock Knock Joke?

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  1. MomsTreasureChest profile image85
    MomsTreasureChestposted 11 years ago

    What's Your Favorite Knock Knock Joke?

    I'll start with a Halloween one...

    Knock Knock  **  Who's There? **  Boo ** Boo Who?  **  Why ya cryin?  It's only a joke! **

  2. MKayo profile image81
    MKayoposted 11 years ago

    Knock, knock
       Who's there?
    Dwayne
       Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning!

    Yes, it's rather basic. The reason it's my favorite is because it was one of the first jokes I told my children when they were very young. They laughed so hard back then. They still laugh today when I tell it, but I think they're laughing more at me, not the joke. Great question.

    1. Laurel Lee profile image62
      Laurel Leeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      This has always been my favorite, too!

  3. Thundermama profile image89
    Thundermamaposted 11 years ago

    Oh that's easy.
    Knock, knock
    Who's there
    Boo!
    Boo Who?
    Don't cry it's just little ol me

    My girls crack themselves up every time they tell it. Comedy gold!

  4. krsharp05 profile image74
    krsharp05posted 11 years ago

    Me: Knock Knock who's there......

    It's one of two jokes I can remember.

  5. MattMack profile image84
    MattMackposted 11 years ago

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Madame.
    Madame who?
    Madame foot's caught in the door!

    1. sassydee profile image67
      sassydeeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      laugh out loud

  6. pstraubie48 profile image82
    pstraubie48posted 11 years ago

    knock knock
    who's there?
    Easta'
    Easta' who?
    Easta bunny

    knock knock
    who's there?
    Nudda
    Nudda who?
    Nudda Easta bunny.

    knock knock
    who's there?
    oranja
    oranja who?
    Oranja glad I didn't say  Nudda Easta bunny?

  7. Glimmer Twin Fan profile image94
    Glimmer Twin Fanposted 11 years ago

    My 9 year old laughs and laughs at this one and I've told it many times.

    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Lettuce

    Lettuce who?

    Lettuce in...it's cold out here

    :-)

  8. sassydee profile image67
    sassydeeposted 11 years ago

    knock knock
    whos there
    orange
    orange who
    orange you glad i didn't say banana

  9. Tinsky profile image92
    Tinskyposted 11 years ago

    Person One:  Knock! Knock!

    Person Two:  Who's there?

    Person One: Doctor

    Person Two: Doctor Who?

    Person One:  You've heard this one before haven't you?

    I've always loved this one since I was a little kid watching re-runs of the really old Doctor Who series on the ABC. And, its still relevant today!  Long live Dr Who!

    alternate ending is:

    Person Two:  Doctor Who?

    Person One: Doctor Who

    Person Two: Doctor .... Who?

    Person One: Doctor Who!

  10. SimpleGiftsofLove profile image71
    SimpleGiftsofLoveposted 11 years ago

    My favorite of all time from my friend Hana
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Dr.
    Dr. Who?

  11. TIMETRAVELER2 profile image85
    TIMETRAVELER2posted 11 years ago

    My favorite all time knock knock joke is this one:

    I'm going to tell you a great knock knock joke.  Go ahead and start....

    1. MomsTreasureChest profile image85
      MomsTreasureChestposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I love this one too!

  12. Ebonny profile image82
    Ebonnyposted 11 years ago

    knock know
    who's there?
    A little girl
    A little girl who
    A little girl who can't reach the door bell

    tee hee !

  13. Rosana Modugno profile image73
    Rosana Modugnoposted 11 years ago

    This one always makes me laugh and yes, I always fall for it...every time.

    1. Knock, knock,
    2. Who's there?
    1. Interrupting cow.
    2.  Interrupting...
    1.  MOOOOOOOOOOO!

 
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