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   TrixieGatorposted 13 years ago

   ~~my number one favorite question i asked one day when i walked into my daughters room when she was 3 ~ "why is there a snack cake stuck to the wall??"

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   rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

   "did you really think I wouldn't look there?"

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   Ohmaposted 13 years ago

   what do you mean it grew that way?

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      rebekahELLEposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Rafiniposted 13 years ago

   Get Off The Wall!

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   Denno66posted 13 years ago

   Where did all that gum come from?!!!!!!

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   Faybe Bayposted 13 years ago

   Because I said So!

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      TrixieGatorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha that falls under things our parents said that we now say ~~

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         Faybe Bayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Yes and explaining the logic to a fifteen year old boy is h***. I have to literally go through the roof and rules. UGH!  :p

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   AEvansposted 13 years ago

   What is this underneath the bed? Out comes candy wrappers and our son said, " I don't know how they got there!" I then said with humorous sarcasm, " Wasn't me must have did it." then our son said, " I knew wasn't me did it, because I didn't do it!" it took all that I could to hold a straight face and this is one mommy will never forget. lolololo
   
   Sorry had to share the entire story on this one.

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      wyanjenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      cute

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         TrixieGatorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         ha ha sweet~

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   Faybe Bayposted 13 years ago

   How about "Whoever's making that noise Knock it off!"
   Reply "Wasn't me."
   Me "Then I wasn't talking to you!"
   Reply "What's that supposed to mean?"
   
   Yet they have very high IQs Good grades

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      TrixieGatorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lmao  ..and they think we are crazy..

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   habeeposted 13 years ago

   "WHY are all the heads to your Barbie dolls in a box under your bed??"

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    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    How about when your on a road trip...and you tell the kids: "The next "peep" out'a anyone is going to spell out big trouble""....What justifies a peep...?

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       TrixieGatorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       and you always have the smartie britches who has to say "peep"

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          manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          That constitutes big trouble right there !

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    habeeposted 13 years ago

    "Don't make me stop this car!"

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    Who put the underwear in the toilet?

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       TrixieGatorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ha~ too funny

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    LaViejaposted 13 years ago

    mummy look at my breakfast - sweetcorn and milk and chocolate. ugh.

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    Ohmaposted 13 years ago

    Casper needs to pay rent!

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    TheGlassSpiderposted 13 years ago

    How could you not know your head would get stuck?
    
    How many times do I have to tell you that the cat is NOT a baby doll?
    
    NO you cannot pee in the electric socket (Yes, I have ACTUALLY said this one).
    
    Please don't eat the play-doh, finger paint, paper towels, plastic indians, paste....etc.
    
    How did you get up there??!
    
    
    I'm not a parent, but I pretty much raised my little brother, and before I started going back to school I was working with troubled children...So these are from those experiences.

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    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

    no, ! stop eating your poo!

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       Mamelodyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       eeeewww!

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       TrixieGatorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       lol..and ewwwwwwwwww

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    Ohmaposted 13 years ago

    Do not put your sister in the dryer!

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       Rochelle Frankposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ... or the cat.

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       TrixieGatorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       wow i said .."do not put your brother in the dryer again" and then had to say "no he cannot put  you in the dryer again"

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    Justine76posted 13 years ago

    "can we please have five minutes when the words 'boobs', or 'fart', aren't mentioned?"

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hm. That's funny. I say that one to my 30 year old roommate all the time.

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    moonphlowerposted 13 years ago

    "No, we can't take your brother back!!"
    
    And... "Sorry kid, I don't care if it says your fever is 127...you're going to school!" (my sons attempt at faking sick...a lightbulb will heat a thermometer, just a bit much)

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    Ohmaposted 13 years ago

    Bill Cosby say it all http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/ … 5376329174

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    rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

    what do you have in your mouth...?!
    
    dog food??

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    IntimatEvolutionposted 13 years ago

    When I was a kid...
    
    Oh my kid hates that line.

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    Mamelodyposted 13 years ago

    You're grounded!

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    sneakorocksolidposted 13 years ago

    Go ask your Mom.

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    TLMinutposted 13 years ago

    Me to my 15 yr old about his 4 yr old nephew:
    
    Don't throw him so high, you almost hit his head on the ceiling!
    
    Me again, after his reply: I don't care if it makes him cry and let you snuggle him because he's adorable! WE DO NOT BREAK BABIES TO GET HUGS!!

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       TrixieGatorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       omg too funny~

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    theawwwbutmumposted 13 years ago

    Taps drip, Showers drip, Rain drips, Gutters drip - BOYS should not drip! At least not anywhere anyone else has to then come and sit - it is squishy, disgusting and sends us leaping up in humiliation - so I repeat - attention to detail!

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