I just got punched in the face.

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  1. jessemcduffee profile image37
    jessemcduffeeposted 7 years ago

    My little sister punched me in the lips and now it's swollen. I wanted to punch a baby kitten...but sadly none were around. To any guys who get punched in the face and bleed because of their little sister, I understand. Just thought I'd share b4 bed.. : (
    GN HP
    Jesse

    1. profile image0
      Baileybearposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      truly pathetic - especially about wanting to punch a kitten

    2. RoseAsauresRex profile image60
      RoseAsauresRexposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      well i am a little sister my self... i thnk i would punch you too if  you were gonna punch a kitten- not unless you wanted to punch a kitten due to the fact you were punched because well in that case tha is pretty sorry. thats what stuffed animals are for!!!! smile

    3. profile image49
      j4funposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Don't let other people's opinion bother you. Many of them care more for animals than they do humans. Although they have a right to their opinion. Cats/ kittens are not all that innocent.

      Cats can be testicular, I mean testy. This guy found out the hard way. This video is hilarious, but it was painful for the man.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIoOJKLHeY0

      1. RoseAsauresRex profile image60
        RoseAsauresRexposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        not sincerley true...to some extent yes humans will have more compassion towards animals than other humans but the most wrong an animal can ever do to you is (that is domestic pets) is in fact cause you to bleed. they only hurt you physically but humans can do more damage in a day than what a simple cat can do in a lifetime ,thus you get those people who care more for animals than humans, the logic they've been wronged all their life by an uncaring apathetic human. what is more true is this, a lot of humans care more about their wellfare and their seflbeing then that of their fellow man and will do anything to keep thimself content even if that means turning into a beast symbolically speaking if you know what i mean. we stop being human as soon as we stop careing for the human race and we rather kill innocence than be killed to give life to another....ask yourself this will you be willing to die for another?  food for thought....

    4. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      that's so cold man, I'd lye low if I were you

    5. May PL profile image70
      May PLposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I sympathise that you got punched in the face. But why on earth would you then want to punch a little kitten? That truly is a senseless thought and deed if you went through with it.

    6. profile image47
      raxxsachposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      This post explains the thought process we all have...you got punched or hurt and you can realize how bad it is ..but we are not trying to curb that anger but we are looking for someone weaker to take it out...and this is all we see is happening around in world ..People who are hurt or depressed are taking out their resentment on the whole world.

    7. profile image49
      Lece1998posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Mi little sister punched me too and now I have a swolen lip on my left side ............ Now how am I supposed to be cute for skoolwl tommorw.

  2. Cagsil profile image80
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    The fact that you wanted to punch a kitten, speaks volumes about you, as an individual. I haven't a clue what the kitten did to deserve or warrant such attention, but I guess your sister did what many animal lovers would love to do, without getting sued.

    I do hope you sleep well though. lol

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image92
      mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ditto what you said Cagsil, anyone who wants to punch a kitten deserves far worse than a punch from their Sister, and I reckon ending up in hospital would be a good option!

      1. theseus profile image82
        theseusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        @jesseemcduffee: I do believe you got another punch..a little bit more stingy, this time.I bet this will hurt more than what your little sister gave you.Hahaha..lol

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Ditto again, thanks cag's

    2. Dada_Phil profile image56
      Dada_Philposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hate the sin. Not the sinner.
      Why would you wish evil on someone?

      http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4638694_f248.jpg

  3. sunforged profile image75
    sunforgedposted 7 years ago

    wow, rough crowd

    1. Cagsil profile image80
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      What do you want a swollen lip too? tongue tongue

  4. jessemcduffee profile image37
    jessemcduffeeposted 7 years ago

    the kitty thing was sarcastic. lol
    But my lip still feels very weird and has a lump...
    I think she gave me cancer.

    1. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yup, it's undoubtedly a tumor.

    2. RoseAsauresRex profile image60
      RoseAsauresRexposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      i have a destructive kitten myself- *looks around to make sure she aint listening* you can punch her if you want (hint the sarcasm).  yup i am most definite she gave you lip cancer if there is any such thing...

  5. Disturbia profile image60
    Disturbiaposted 7 years ago

    Slap you for wanting to punch a kitten.  People who what to do things like that have issues.  If you're the type who would even consider punching a kitten you probably did something to deserve that punch from your sister.  Whatever it was, you're lucky it was just a punch, I probably would have shot you. I say, freaking man-up buddy.

    1. Dada_Phil profile image56
      Dada_Philposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Slap him for wanting to punch a kitten? Oh really? Should I get a speeding ticket for just wanting to speed? You are advocating violence and that is not good.. Slapping someone for expressing their inner self is never a good thing. You should be praying for him, not wishing that he experience pain. My goodness. Where would this cycle of violence ever stop if you are to be taken seriously?

      http://s4.hubimg.com/u/4638703_f248.jpg

  6. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    as you can tell from my Hub, "Ode to a kitty" cat, a kitty is a terrible thing to waste.

    That being said, it is your parents fault for not giving you a baby brother instead.

  7. Daniel Carter profile image76
    Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago

    Sorry you got punched.
    Children are brats. Adults are often worse.
    Two wrongs never make us feel any better about ourselves or anyone else.

    Beware of bad kittehs:

    http://usuarios.multimania.es/gatobizarro/fotos%20index/mare_machine_gun_cat.jpg

    Karma is a bitch.

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      Motown2Chitownposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      This picture is hysterical.

  8. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    Cats are real mean. Cut my leg open once just because a cat leapt out of nowhere and I crapped myself - and fell over. Like you do.

    Got home from A and E (it was that bad) and the damn thing appeared in my garden for the first time. It was smiling.

    1. Daniel Carter profile image76
      Daniel Carterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I rest my case.
      wink

      1. RoseAsauresRex profile image60
        RoseAsauresRexposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        sometimes its all about forgive and letting go- but emotions get in the way a lot of times an we find ourselves hitting back...well then now we only reap what we sow am i right? responding with anger to a mouth full of angry words only gets you hate but responding with love to a mouth full of angry words gives you respect. try it it truley does work.
        -RoseAsauresRex

    2. donotfear profile image89
      donotfearposted 7 years agoin reply to this


      Oh my!!!  .... but I'm rolling!!! 
      lol lol

      1. profile image0
        kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  9. gypsumgirl profile image87
    gypsumgirlposted 7 years ago

    I'm more of a dog person and not very fond of kittens, however, I do not condone punching animals...how can that even come up as a sarcastic joke?  I worry about the use of violence to respond to violence.  There's enough around as it is...

    Siblings pushing and shoving is normal...hitting pets or animals for no apparent reason, or at all, is not.

  10. Pcunix profile image92
    Pcunixposted 7 years ago

    Is this hubber old enough to have an account here?

    1. recommend1 profile image69
      recommend1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      From your avatar pic I would say you are way way old enough !!!    . . . Oh! you mean the OP big_smile

    2. RoseAsauresRex profile image60
      RoseAsauresRexposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      does the age really matter? obviously the intention was to atract attention and get more comments, like flys to honey we were attracted to this young man's post and now we here we are putting in our two sense as if by human nature to add in what we think, tisc tisc it is just a kid merely reporting that his sister hit him and now here we are nosier than ever addding every little extra word to the ever growing line of comments, what are we doing? nothing now the topic strays and we have created our own little collage of topics...funny how one simple post and a reply to that turns into many...

      1. Pcunix profile image92
        Pcunixposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        The age does matter. TOS requires 18.

        1. RoseAsauresRex profile image60
          RoseAsauresRexposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          hmmm really well obviously he is old enough because he has a hubpages haha unless that beard is fake

  11. Mighty Mom profile image83
    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    Well, he has facial hair.
    And he has written more hubs than many of our rabid forum posters....

  12. Jefsaid profile image69
    Jefsaidposted 7 years ago

    This is obviously a wind up aimed inevitably at getting a lot of comments.  It has certainly done the job.

  13. Dada_Phil profile image56
    Dada_Philposted 7 years ago

    This is a funny and yet sad commentary on social Darwinism and how America is on the down slide. I found the kid to be very funny. Funny as all HECK. The kid has a funny sense of sarcasm that went way over the heads of nearly everyone who responded. The kid is just fine, but its the grownups that are giving me acid reflux. If an old geezer like me had said he felt like kicking his dog, everyone would have gotten it. They would have known it was just meant figuratively. Even after the kid said that he was only being sarcastic, they still thought he was talking literally. As my Great Aunt Nelly would say, "God Bless 'Em".

    A famous Dem. Pundit used to use the expression "makes you want to slap your grandma!" I don't think he ever got accused of inciting violence though. It never provoked such a reaction because it was obvious that this was so absurd that it couldn't be taken in the literal sense. WAKE UP AMERICA!! Its 2011!!
    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/4638703_f248.jpg

    1. RoseAsauresRex profile image60
      RoseAsauresRexposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      haha very true indeed. i think all of us are guilty of assuming this kid as a violint obstructor towards kittens. sarcasm is not meant to be taken literally...well any ways i agree with you

      everyone needs to give this kid a break!!!

  14. Mikeydoes profile image76
    Mikeydoesposted 7 years ago

    Ohh Nooo I'm going to jail!!!

  15. LeeWalls profile image60
    LeeWallsposted 7 years ago

    I think you're sick. Anyone who hurts animals has a serious problem. If anything, you should get help for your aggresion and anger management.

  16. MelissaBarrett profile image61
    MelissaBarrettposted 6 years ago

    LMAO, do none of you all have teenage boys running around?

    The punching a kitten thing sounds like one of a hundred stupid things my boys and their friends say to express frustration. One of my sons friends once said he was going to punch a game system in the face.  We would have called it having a cow or somesuch.

    These are boys that -without parental cooersion- volunteer at the local animal shelter. Relax guys.  I would assume that no kittens were harmed in the making of his post.

    1. lobobrandon profile image88
      lobobrandonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile I never feel like punching a kitten tongue

      I loved this: "I would assume that no kittens were harmed in the making of his post"

  17. gmwilliams profile image85
    gmwilliamsposted 6 years ago

    That's the price of having a sibling.  Where there are siblings, there is drama!

 
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