Is there life before coffee?

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  1. jhendenedel profile image53
    jhendenedelposted 7 years ago

    Throughout history great men have vouched for the importance of coffee in their lives. Try out these awesome and easy coffee drink recipes, and you'll know why. Besides, it's always great to take a break from the everyday and mundane.

    1. saveascj profile image56
      saveascjposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      my life relies on coffee , but tea works for me too.

    2. aslanlight profile image72
      aslanlightposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I gave up coffee for health reasons but I drink pure cocoa instead and I really feel the stimulating and detoxing benefits!

  2. philzgrill profile image78
    philzgrillposted 7 years ago

    according to my wife, coffee has been her greatest asset while raising children!

  3. Eaglekiwi profile image77
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    lol @ coffee and raising children.

    Reminds me of this saying:

    Behind every good man stands an even better woman.

    Behind every good woman stands great coffee lol

    1. Ivorwen profile image70
      Ivorwenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That saying is perfect!

  4. Stacie L profile image86
    Stacie Lposted 7 years ago

    unfortunately there is no life ,for me, before that cup in the morning....roll

  5. Eaglekiwi profile image77
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    There is life before coffee ,but it wouldnt pass the censorship guidelines lol for me.

  6. Karanda profile image76
    Karandaposted 7 years ago

    Sure, there's life before my first morning coffee but it's not very pleasant for anyone in the vicinity.

    1. camlo profile image87
      camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Same with me. smile

  7. wilderness profile image96
    wildernessposted 7 years ago

    There is life, but on a very low level.  Like a giant amoeba, it shambles and stumbles through its universe (wooden structure called "home") looking for that magic black elixir.  Looking like some dreadful creature from a dark lagoon, it sloooowly fills a pot with dark granules and clean water.  Pushing the start button it falls into a chair to wait in a quiet state of nothingness while water boils and percolates.

    Finally.  Grabbing a cup in its clumsy paws it drags itself back to the pot at top speed, draws a draft of the magic liquid and begins to ingest it.  As it enters the creature in small sips the creature gradually transforms into a human being and, as the brain cells once more begin to activate, intelligence reappears.  A second or third cup is often necessary for full performance.

  8. NateSean profile image72
    NateSeanposted 7 years ago

    I'm a recent convert to the Church of Coffee. Coffe Shops are my places of worship and the Keurig Coffe Maker is my Virgin Mary Statue, which I make a daily devotion to every day. (Or I would if the Keurig, much like a Virgin Mary Statue, wasn't so expensive)

  9. dallaswriter profile image60
    dallaswriterposted 7 years ago

    Folks, know you wake to a beverage that was blessed by the church and used by monks for energy when fasting. Politicians and Military powers to be embraced it during private meetings and the world is really a safer place because of our given affair with it... smile

  10. kerryg profile image87
    kerrygposted 7 years ago

    My parents never drink coffee and as a teenager I was so horrified by the sight of my intelligent, articulate, and energetic aunt reduced to the walking dead in the mornings before her first cup that I resolved never to touch the stuff. lol

    1. jacques.gim profile image60
      jacques.gimposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Coffee can become an addiction I love it
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  11. Saloca profile image85
    Salocaposted 7 years ago

    Im so glad Ive managed to avoid the coffee addiction! Though if anyone or thing tries to come between my first cup of green tea of the day, there will be he'll to pay! Have to admit I LOVE the smell of fresh brewing coffee! I could sit in Starbucks all day!

  12. profile image0
    Motown2Chitownposted 7 years ago

    I'll just say it flat out.  In my house, absolutely no life exists before the coffee is consumed.  Period!

  13. recommend1 profile image69
    recommend1posted 7 years ago

    There is life before coffee - I just can't remember it.

  14. ultimatekboxing profile image56
    ultimatekboxingposted 7 years ago

    Of course there is - I don't even drink the stuff! I adore the smell of it, but really hate the taste.

  15. Ivorwen profile image70
    Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

    There is certainly life before coffee, but I have a very hard time telling it from dream.  smile

  16. Louis Taylor profile image57
    Louis Taylorposted 7 years ago

    so where are those awsome coffee recepies?

  17. Michael Willis profile image78
    Michael Willisposted 7 years ago

    Coffee and Your safety in the morning:

    http://www.profiletreasures.com/comments/Coffee-Quotes/Coffee-Keeps-Me-From.gif

    1. Richieb799 profile image78
      Richieb799posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      He has my hairstyle and stubble when I have been working lol

      Coffee and Diet coke is my fuel, obviously not at the same time but I get very irritable without caffeine...need at least 3 hits a day lol

    2. stormyseal1 profile image57
      stormyseal1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I agree!! My Son asks me. Momma have you had your coffee today? You are kind of grumpy. That in its self says it all.

  18. profile image0
    janellelkposted 7 years ago

    there is life before coffee, it's just extremely sleepy.  lol, just kidding.  sorry.

    my favorite deviation from a dark roast is espresso.  i don't really go for the sweet mochas and whatnot.  just not my cup of tea. 

    i've also "discovered" red bull lately.  gosh, i get so much crap from people about how unhealthy it is.

 
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