Misha, Darkside and I dont know jack

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  1. sunforged profile image69
    sunforgedposted 13 years ago

    ..about really getting that belly rumbling.

    I feel like I have really arrived now that I have been roasted by the inimitable Shadesbreath.

    So get your toothbrush out and go try the pus flavored toothpaste - courtesy of one our greatest Satirists

    http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Top-Five-Wa … f-Anti-SEO


    Did you know he makes all his own images!!!

    enjoy...and take notes, I did.

    1. wilderness profile image95
      wildernessposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I couldn't find the toothpaste ANYWHERE!  sad

      Thanks for the link, sunforged - it will go down as a great one to remember.

    2. englightenedsoul profile image58
      englightenedsoulposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      The best satire hub I ever read...Shadesbreath awesome work, wish I could have half the writing  talent as you...Thank you SF for sharing.  I am going to tweet it and do a bit of backlinking at non-revenue sharing sites. Shades,I hope you won't mind as it is one of your ways not to make money online;)

      1. Shadesbreath profile image76
        Shadesbreathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I'll get over it.  big_smile

  2. travelespresso profile image68
    travelespressoposted 13 years ago

    Thanks for the link Sunforged.  Too funny!

  3. sunforged profile image69
    sunforgedposted 13 years ago

    Although it is an anti-seo article - it is actually an example of the strongest form of seo writing.. Linkbait!

    1. Shadesbreath profile image76
      Shadesbreathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Shhhhhhhhh, you'll spoil the irony! lol

      1. sunforged profile image69
        sunforgedposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        well, i kept it off the actual article at least! - this thread will die shortly - so I wont spoil it for many

  4. Cagsil profile image69
    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Thank you Sunforged. Awesome read. smile

  5. Misha profile image62
    Mishaposted 13 years ago

    ROFLMAO

  6. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I read it as "satinist"  - which could be someone who appreciates satin sheets - or just satanist misspelled!

  7. Mutiny92 profile image65
    Mutiny92posted 13 years ago

    outstanding job!

  8. Bill Manning profile image68
    Bill Manningposted 13 years ago

    Interesting. So by making the hub the way you did, you actually should rank for "make money online" or "how to make money online" even though your saying how not to. Genius! smile

  9. kmackey32 profile image65
    kmackey32posted 13 years ago

    LOL too funny

  10. profile image0
    ryankettposted 13 years ago

    Best hub of 2010? I think so!

  11. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    funny?  I've been following that advice all along.  Nothing new to me!  And I assure you, if money is what you came here for, it won't work for you!!

  12. rebekahELLE profile image84
    rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

    brilliant. LOL funny.

  13. kmackey32 profile image65
    kmackey32posted 13 years ago

    Who the heck is Jack? lol

    1. rebekahELLE profile image84
      rebekahELLEposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ah, you know, nobody knows jack. lol

      1. Shadesbreath profile image76
        Shadesbreathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        This is Jack:
        http://www.images.generallyawesome2.com/photos/funny/photos/jack-vs-ronald.jpg

  14. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    whew, I thought I was the only one who did not know who Jack was hmm:

  15. Jim Hunter profile image61
    Jim Hunterposted 13 years ago

    Great article, loved it.

 
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