Say the biggest lie!!

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   ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

   I invented a new pill that cures all the differences between people, filling the gap of the classes, and making everyone in the world truly EQUAL IN ALL WAYS.  If taken daily, it even causes those who have all the money, give it out so that everyone is financially equal too.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   I get drunk every night!
   
   boy, am I ever glad THAT is a lie!

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   I never lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   in the words of the famous bad superhero film, "meteor man":
   
   I can be god!!! On this planet!!!!!!

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I'd lay of the steroids, if I was you, steven!

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         Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         steroids?  are you kidding me?  steroids are so nineties mega.  im being a MAN and taking HUMAN GROWTH HORMONES.  the performance enhancing drugs of all REAL MEN out there.  ain't i right gentlemen? 

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   i never loved a large woman

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   i needed them with that bow-legged woman

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   well, then, go on with your plan!  You do have a plan do you not?

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      plan?  we don't need no stinking plans.  after all woman, you should know us dogs NEVER have any plans for anything.  we just make up crap as we go. 

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         LOL!!!!!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   I once had a farm where I was experimenting - trying to breed cats and dogs together.  Interesting results.  Totally classified, all the photos were burned. The CIA owns the farm now.  yeh.  those were the days!

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ...remnants are still around...meet my cog, Spike...
    
    

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Are you breeding him?  With what?  Umm, I'd like to adopt.

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          yes...just about to...with my dat, Mick...i'll post pics when there are some available - want a cog or a dat? and don't say dis...be clear it's either dat or cog...
          
          

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             lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             How can I chooze between a dat and a cog?  I mean, sheesh.  Well, I zink I like ze dat better dan de cog, no, wait. 
             I'll get back to you...

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    oh wow!  I'm so glad there are still some around!  I thought they'd all been destroyed.

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    woof woof!  hey, that dog cat thing better realize im the top dog around her damn it.  woof woof!  he better be afraid of this 10lbs of terror here.  grrr!!

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    ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

    my cogs and dats do my dishes and laundry every day.

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    ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

    all woman have never had a boob job and have their own real boobs

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    Bikash jhaposted 13 years ago

    I am an impotent.
    
    women didnt talk much especially they never make gossip about unneccesary stuffs.

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    myownworldposted 13 years ago

    this thread finally died....

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Politicians only speak the truth.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    AGAIN, I NEVER LIE!!!!!!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I am always pleasantly happy!  I never get p.o'd - especially in the forums!!  and like Kimberly, I never, ever lie!  So why am I in this lie thread?  I need to show you all how truth is told, no matter where, no matter when!  follow me - onwards!!!

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    TheQuestionposted 13 years ago

    i am really only barely satisfactory in bed and my manhood is not aobve average and i am not interested in any women on hp and do not want them to send me naughty pics of themselves ever

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       wildorangeflowerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       hp?? -- Hewlett Packard?

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          TheQuestionposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          hubpages

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    MissEposted 13 years ago

    I'm rich baby.  Rich Rich Rich!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I am satisfied with everything I have now.  I do not want another thing.  I will never go shopping again!

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       MissEposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Never go shopping again!  Oh the horror.  I can't even type out a lie that big.  You win!

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    lxxyposted 13 years ago

    This doesn't make me laugh:
    
    

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       prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       very funny, hehe
       
       
       Again I need to state this -- I hate men, all of them specially Daniel Day and Hugh J

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    MissEposted 13 years ago

    I love dieting and never eat chocolate, steak, or cheesecake!  Nope, only raw veggies for me!  Mmmm...so good.

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    Anathposted 13 years ago

    I am still a virgin   and I love to dress modestly...

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    donotfearposted 13 years ago

    Aliens have contacted me through my water heater & I've been instructed to lead all humans to the portal.
    
    
    
    
    
    PHONE HOME!!!!!!!!!

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