Tell Me Lies! Tell Me Sweet Little Lies!

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

    http://www.desicomments.com/dc1/11/156418/1564181.jpg

    Post your favorite lies here. big_smile

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    1. prettydarkhorse profile image55
      prettydarkhorseposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      smilesmilesmile

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    2. profile image0
      Stevennix2001posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Family Guy Reference:

      "Why everything that I say is a lie...except that...and that...and that, and that, and that, and that,....and that."  lol

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  2. prettydarkhorse profile image55
    prettydarkhorseposted 11 years ago

    "The biggest lie is that I never lie"

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    1. Disturbia profile image61
      Disturbiaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

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    Motown2Chitownposted 11 years ago

    That's freakin' hysterical! lol

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    1. lobobrandon profile image89
      lobobrandonposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Hmm I hate this post - I guess this is a lie lol

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  4. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 11 years ago

    Me love you long time, baby!

    http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb21/elfacada/Gifs/helpme.gif

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  5. mega1 profile image69
    mega1posted 11 years ago

    It's not you, it's me!

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  6. Alexander Pease profile image61
    Alexander Peaseposted 11 years ago

    Yeah, I totally read the manual.

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  7. leahlefler profile image95
    leahleflerposted 11 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/5913332_f248.jpg

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  8. Rosie2010 profile image68
    Rosie2010posted 11 years ago

    Everyone in Religion and Political forums gets along.. very tolerant of each other and nobody is obnoxious.. everyone is sooo sweet.
    http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-031.gif

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  9. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

    I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!

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  10. mega1 profile image69
    mega1posted 11 years ago

    we just talked all night!  Nothing happened!  Really!

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  11. mega1 profile image69
    mega1posted 11 years ago

    That was my cousin, Harry.  I'm sure I've told you about Harry.

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  12. Hollie Thomas profile image60
    Hollie Thomasposted 11 years ago

    I'll call you tomorrow.

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  13. prettydarkhorse profile image55
    prettydarkhorseposted 11 years ago

    I am still a virgin

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  14. prettydarkhorse profile image55
    prettydarkhorseposted 11 years ago

    "I love you today
    Just like yesterday
    And I will love you even more
    A million years from now"

    I memorize those lines I don't know where I get it from - this is not a lie

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  15. waynet profile image69
    waynetposted 11 years ago

    My biggest ever lie is that I swear to God I have not got Ginger pubes!

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    EmpressFelicityposted 11 years ago

    http://cdn1.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/christmas-sweater.jpg

    "It's exactly what I wanted for Christmas. Thanks Mum!"

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    1. mary615 profile image86
      mary615posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      This is priceless!

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  17. DIYweddingplanner profile image79
    DIYweddingplannerposted 11 years ago

    I never missed a pill...I swear it!

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  18. mega1 profile image69
    mega1posted 11 years ago

    I swear I put the check in the mail last week!  It should be there by now!  Maybe it got lost?

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  19. mega1 profile image69
    mega1posted 11 years ago

    I'll call you when I get there.

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  20. manlypoetryman profile image78
    manlypoetrymanposted 11 years ago

    "Read my lips: no new taxes."

    http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2008/10_oneliners/bush.jpg

    Actually...this could'a been a truthful statement...if he had only added the following: "'Cause we are currently make changes to all the old ones..."

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  21. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 11 years ago

    There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

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  22. mega1 profile image69
    mega1posted 11 years ago

    Really, I don't want any presents this year.  You hear me?  NO PRESENTS!

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    1. Druid Dude profile image60
      Druid Dudeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Trust me.

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    Stevennix2001posted 11 years ago

    Chris Rock reference:

    "Men lie the most, but women tell the biggest lies.  Here's an example of a man's lie. 

    U..uh..I was at Tony's house...No, I was at Felix's house. 

    A woman's lie is like.

    IT'S YOUR BABY!" 

    Chris Rock

    lollol

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    1. Rosie2010 profile image68
      Rosie2010posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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  24. calpol25 profile image58
    calpol25posted 11 years ago

    It wasn't me! lol

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  25. olodarkwriter profile image61
    olodarkwriterposted 11 years ago

    This will be the  most transparent administration in history.

    or, anything else ever said by any politician

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  26. Alexander Pease profile image61
    Alexander Peaseposted 11 years ago

    The service fees are nominal.

    It all depends on what their belief that nominal is...

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  27. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

    I'll get back to you...

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  28. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

    Play and win the Lottery!

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  29. MelissaBarrett profile image58
    MelissaBarrettposted 11 years ago

    Size doesn't matter.

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  30. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

    I am so sorry...

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  31. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 11 years ago

    Just get your education, work hard, you'll be there...

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  32. mega1 profile image69
    mega1posted 11 years ago

    I can't, I really want to, but I have to work!

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  33. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 11 years ago

    You eat the last bit of chocolate I did not want it anyway.

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  34. jayjay40 profile image68
    jayjay40posted 11 years ago

    You look lovely

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  35. Alexander Pease profile image61
    Alexander Peaseposted 11 years ago

    No really, have another piece of cake, it's fine.

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  36. mega1 profile image69
    mega1posted 11 years ago

    I will never leave you!

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  37. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

    I have no recollection of that...

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    1. rbe0 profile image59
      rbe0posted 11 years ago

      Hey paradigmsearch glad to see that you got over your technological difficulties.

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      1. paradigmsearch profile image60
        paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

        Which ones...? I have so many....

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        1. rbe0 profile image59
          rbe0posted 11 years agoin reply to this

          HAHAHAAHA I LIED, Im actually glad that you DIDNT GET OVER THEM. trololol

          http://www.shroomery.org/forums/images/smileys/ilied.gif

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          1. paradigmsearch profile image60
            paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4011108.jpg

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    2. rbe0 profile image59
      rbe0posted 11 years ago

      http://troll.me/images/crystal-ball/you-will-lose-your-virginity-soon-sike-i-lied.jpg

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    3. calpol25 profile image58
      calpol25posted 11 years ago

      Britains Best Liar lol

      http://blogs.birminghammail.net/technobabble/cameron.jpg

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    4. prettydarkhorse profile image55
      prettydarkhorseposted 11 years ago

      Most men will say...It's ok, I like cute bumpers, and more than a handful is a waste...Then why are you looking at that woman's with your eyes popping???

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