Tell Me Lies! Tell Me Sweet Little Lies!

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   paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

   
   
   Post your favorite lies here.

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      prettydarkhorseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Stevennix2001posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Family Guy Reference:
      
      "Why everything that I say is a lie...except that...and that...and that, and that, and that, and that,....and that." 

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   prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

   "The biggest lie is that I never lie"

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      Disturbiaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Motown2Chitownposted 6 years ago

   That's freakin' hysterical!

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      lobobrandonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Hmm I hate this post - I guess this is a lie

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

   Me love you long time, baby!
   
   

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   mega1posted 6 years ago

   It's not you, it's me!

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   Alexander Peaseposted 6 years ago

   Yeah, I totally read the manual.

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   leahleflerposted 6 years ago

   

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   Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

   Everyone in Religion and Political forums gets along.. very tolerant of each other and nobody is obnoxious.. everyone is sooo sweet.
   

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   paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

   I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    we just talked all night!  Nothing happened!  Really!

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    That was my cousin, Harry.  I'm sure I've told you about Harry.

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    Hollie Thomasposted 6 years ago

    I'll call you tomorrow.

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    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    I am still a virgin

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    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    "I love you today
    Just like yesterday
    And I will love you even more
    A million years from now"
    
    I memorize those lines I don't know where I get it from - this is not a lie

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    waynetposted 6 years ago

    My biggest ever lie is that I swear to God I have not got Ginger pubes!

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    EmpressFelicityposted 6 years ago

    
    
    "It's exactly what I wanted for Christmas. Thanks Mum!"

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       mary615posted 6 years agoin reply to this

       This is priceless!

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 6 years ago

    I never missed a pill...I swear it!

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I swear I put the check in the mail last week!  It should be there by now!  Maybe it got lost?

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I'll call you when I get there.

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    manlypoetrymanposted 6 years ago

    "Read my lips: no new taxes."
    
    
    
    Actually...this could'a been a truthful statement...if he had only added the following: "'Cause we are currently make changes to all the old ones..."

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    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    Really, I don't want any presents this year.  You hear me?  NO PRESENTS!

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       Druid Dudeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       Trust me.

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    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    Chris Rock reference:
    
    "Men lie the most, but women tell the biggest lies.  Here's an example of a man's lie. 
    
    U..uh..I was at Tony's house...No, I was at Felix's house. 
    
    A woman's lie is like.
    
    IT'S YOUR BABY!" 
    
    Chris Rock
    
    

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       Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

       

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    calpol25posted 6 years ago

    It wasn't me!

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    olodarkwriterposted 6 years ago

    This will be the  most transparent administration in history.
    
    or, anything else ever said by any politician

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    Alexander Peaseposted 6 years ago

    The service fees are nominal.
    
    It all depends on what their belief that nominal is...

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    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    I'll get back to you...

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    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Play and win the Lottery!

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    MelissaBarrettposted 6 years ago

    Size doesn't matter.

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    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    I am so sorry...

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    Home Girlposted 6 years ago

    Just get your education, work hard, you'll be there...

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I can't, I really want to, but I have to work!

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    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    You eat the last bit of chocolate I did not want it anyway.

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    jayjay40posted 6 years ago

    You look lovely

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    Alexander Peaseposted 6 years ago

    No really, have another piece of cake, it's fine.

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I will never leave you!

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    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    I have no recollection of that...

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    rbe0posted 6 years ago

    Hey paradigmsearch glad to see that you got over your technological difficulties.

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       paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       Which ones...? I have so many....

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          rbe0posted 6 years agoin reply to this

          HAHAHAAHA I LIED, Im actually glad that you DIDNT GET OVER THEM. trololol
          
          

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             paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

             

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    rbe0posted 6 years ago

    

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    calpol25posted 6 years ago

    Britains Best Liar
    
    

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    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    Most men will say...It's ok, I like cute bumpers, and more than a handful is a waste...Then why are you looking at that woman's with your eyes popping???

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