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Say the biggest lie!!

  1. Info Bucket profile image73
    Info Bucketposted 7 years ago

    Say the biggest lie you can, show the liar in your heart.

    1. Business Info profile image61
      Business Infoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      "the economy is recovering, the worst is over.."

      that's a real whopper.

      1. starme77 profile image76
        starme77posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        you stoled my lie

      2. x3kat88 profile image61
        x3kat88posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        haha!!! nice lie... like it

    2. Stevennix2001 profile image93
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      to quote chris rock from one of his comedy acts:

      "Men lie the most, but women tell the biggest lies.  For man lying is damn near language.  hell, we lie so much that we sometimes find ourselves living a lie.  Here's a man's lie, 'I was at Tony's house. No, I was Jimmy's house.' Now that's a man's lie. 

      A woman's lie is, 'It's your baby!!"

      anyway, that's my two cents on that. big_smile

  2. darkside profile image81
    darksideposted 7 years ago

    Info Bucket posts interesting and worthwhile forum threads.

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image71
      Ultimate Hubberposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ditto!
      And, Darkside doesn't lol

    2. Info Bucket profile image73
      Info Bucketposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Haha the biggest lie!!

    3. rebekahELLE profile image88
      rebekahELLEposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

      I won the power ball lottery and bought a ticket to somewhere over the rainbow.

  3. Joy56 profile image60
    Joy56posted 7 years ago

    info bucket is only 19

    1. Info Bucket profile image73
      Info Bucketposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes its a lie

    2. Info Bucket profile image73
      Info Bucketposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes its a lie

  4. Richieb799 profile image74
    Richieb799posted 7 years ago

    I love my Day Job and everyone I work with there lol

  5. TattooVirgin profile image59
    TattooVirginposted 7 years ago

    I love my day job and all my co-workers SO much, I'm looking for a second job just for fun...

  6. tobey100 profile image59
    tobey100posted 7 years ago

    Gee, this is hard.  I'm not used to lying.  wink

    1. TattooVirgin profile image59
      TattooVirginposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You sure about that...

      1. tobey100 profile image59
        tobey100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Oh, absolutely!  (did I when with that one?)

  7. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    I am a man with two wives!

  8. profile image0
    Non-offensiveUserposted 7 years ago

    I am the one that you all long to be.  To have my wealth, my power, my wit, my control over everything around me intoxicates you all to unimaginable levels.

  9. Diane Inside profile image80
    Diane Insideposted 7 years ago

    Hubpages is the worst place to meet cool and interesting people.

    1. profile image0
      zampanoposted 7 years ago

      I'm the worst man creation has seen

    2. profile image0
      Home Girlposted 7 years ago

      It's so hot in here, I want to live in Mexico!

    3. Info Bucket profile image73
      Info Bucketposted 7 years ago

      I am a goodlooking person with well built body.

    4. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 7 years ago

      I really am a kitten from Planet X - and that's why I never post a photo on the hot female hubbers thread - I'm afraid your earth men just don't find me all that sexy.   Although for some reason they do like to stroke me!  Possibly because I can't help from purring when they do that and so they crave that soft rumbling noise I make.   Maybe I really am sexier than I thought! smile

    5. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

      I've made more than $9 in Adsense over the past year

    6. habee profile image95
      habeeposted 7 years ago

      It was so cold in south GA today that I had to drag out my long underwear and my Eskimo parka!

      1. Pearldiver profile image81
        Pearldiverposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        The thought of you sporting your Loooooooooooooooong Undies just makes me appreciate Women so much smile

        1. habee profile image95
          habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Are you being mean?? I'll sick my dawgs on ya!

          1. Pearldiver profile image81
            Pearldiverposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            This was Complimentary roll
            But if you want to tell the truth....
            I'll see your dogs and raise you 1x Tom Cat and a Frog hmm


            And I Believe BP.... Innocence is an Exclusive to DownUnder.

            1. blondepoet profile image74
              blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              See guys and girls Pearl knows all about it.
              Let me just polish thy halo above thine blonde head be right back. smile

            2. habee profile image95
              habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              LOL! Have you seen my puppies?? They're about 34 inches tall and each weighs 160-170 pounds. Their teeth are over an inch long, and if you're not careful, they'll kill you - by licking you to death!

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                Kathryn LJposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                In the UK, puppies is a euphemism for breasts!  Makes your post rather racy, haha.

      2. blondepoet profile image74
        blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Lie lie lie lie
        Twas your polka dot pink feather G-banger.

      3. Lisa HW profile image77
        Lisa HWposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        habee, you used a version of the one I was going to post:

        It's snowy, windy, and 26 degrees in Massachusetts; and I don't feel like I'm going lose my mind if it doesn't drop another 30 degrees soon.   roll

    7. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago

      I hate men so much I have retained my purity through thick and thin.

      1. habee profile image95
        habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, I hate men, too - everything about them: hairy chests, muscles, their smell, their strong hands...is it getting hot in here??

        1. blondepoet profile image74
          blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I am perspiring profusely indeed......
          Where is the fan???
          Must not resist. Must not resist.
          Purity must be preserved. Purity must be preserved.

    8. Info Bucket profile image73
      Info Bucketposted 7 years ago

      Its very easy to make money on hubpages!!

    9. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago

      Oh gosh I hate prawns.............
      (BP utters painfully between clenched teeth)

    10. Jayne Lancer profile image98
      Jayne Lancerposted 7 years ago

      Because of all the money I make on HubPages, my husband has given up his business, and I've left my day job. In fact, my 25 Hubs make so much, I now spend the majority of my time jetting around the globe on glorious shopping sprees without a worry in the world. At this very moment of writing, I'm sitting in a private jet and sipping champagne whilst on my way to Dubai.

    11. Michael Willis profile image81
      Michael Willisposted 7 years ago

      If you read it online it HAS to be True!!!

      1. Michael Willis profile image81
        Michael Willisposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        If you hear  it on Fox News...it has to be true.
        If you hear it on CNN it has to be true.

        If it attacks a Democrat...it has to be  true.
        If it attacks a Republican...it has to be true.

    12. profile image0
      ralwusposted 7 years ago

      Blondepoet used to be a man and had an affair with Misha in drag.

      1. blondepoet profile image74
        blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hahahahahahahaha oh boy how funny that was.....
        Oh where is the bathroom........hahaha. Loved it.
        Yes I was born a man with one breast and a spring in my ding. I endured such a clash of identitiy until you dear buddy said I no longer had to be
        Al Kickurass no longer. You saved me, at last,FREEDOM......
        It was intense while it lasted rolling in the hay with Misha, until he discovered my dark secret and adam's apple. Twas then with his nose in my kapose uncovering my she/he bit, that I knew from that instant....a spy he was.....

    13. ddsurfsca profile image72
      ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

      theres no such thing as global warming

    14. ddsurfsca profile image72
      ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

      Life is always fair, and nothing happens to good people

    15. Jane@CM profile image61
      Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

      I'm a writer lol

    16. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

      I am BARACK OBAMA, a REPUBLICAN. When I fill up application form like employment etc, I always tick white race
      and I am not sympathetic to Muslim causes!

      moreso

      I am not addicted to HubPages!

      I really hate men!! All of them including HUGH JACKMAN and DANIEL DAY!

    17. LeanMan profile image88
      LeanManposted 7 years ago

      As a politician I only consider the needs of my voters...

    18. H.C Porter profile image78
      H.C Porterposted 7 years ago

      My house is spotless, my work is all caught up and I have nothing better to do than play in the forums today...

    19. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years ago

      I have been happily married for 19 years, have 17 children and 3 mistresses. I also make so much money I wake up at 1pm each day thinking about what company I will buy just so I have something to do to while away my hours when awake.

    20. profile image0
      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years ago

      Im looking forward to going BACK into town today for all the stuff I forgot yesterdy. It will be fun, people will be friendly, and I have so much money to spare Im not going to worry aobut the price of anything. Im also very happy my window is still broken, and cant be opened. I wont be having all that pesky fresh air flowing thru my van on this extremely chilly morning.

    21. Joni Douglas profile image86
      Joni Douglasposted 7 years ago

      I just love going grocery shopping.  I can buy what ever I want and never worry about how much the price of good chunk of meat has risen. I love buying all the little things we need and I always remember where everything is in the store.

    22. paradigmsearch profile image93
      paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

      Sometimes I am almost overwhelmed by my incredible perfection.

    23. profile image0
      ralwusposted 7 years ago

      i had enuff sex last night to make a pink bird vomit

    24. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 7 years ago

      I adore all housework-my home is worthy of Better Homes and Gardens.

    25. camlo profile image88
      camloposted 7 years ago

      I am still a virgin and need people to help me out of this predicament.

      1. profile image0
        ralwusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        don't look at me like that. not a lie big_smile

    26. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

      ...well, i've been married 6 times...it get's expensive for the exes to pick up the tab...number 7 wants to get married quick and without a 'prenup'...for no. 7, i decided i'll pay for the divorce lawyer...not sure how i'll handle no. 8 and 9...one decision at a time for me.....

      1. profile image0
        china manposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Damn !!   I wasn't one of them ex's and just plain forgot was I  ???   big_smile

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          ...well....i think you were no. 3....did it cost you a lot of money before, during and after?  if so, that was you......wanna try again and be 8? and....do you have a good life insurance policy this time...i'm into those these days!

          oh wait...this is about lies...not about the truth!

      2. camlo profile image88
        camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Do you count our little liason as one of your marriages, or doesn't it count (annulment of marriage on grounds of non-consummation).

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          ...can't be...no virgins in my world...but then again are you talking about  'it wasn't sex' like Bill Clinton does....you're probably  no. 4....it was fun while it lasted....i still have the dress as proof...just in case you don't send those payments.....and thanks for that 'big rock' - i still wear it sometimes....

          1. camlo profile image88
            camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            You were my biggest ever disappointment; I was really counting on you to solve my predicament.
            No, it didn't even get as far as 'like Bill Clinton does'.
            I'm still waiting, and hoping ...

            1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
              SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              ...stop your whining already....just send the cheque!  wanna try again and be no. 9?  can you wait abit longer....save your money while you're waiting...you're gonna need more!...and take out a good life ins. policy...r u up for it?

              1. camlo profile image88
                camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                I'll do anything you want, as long as we can go 'all the way' this time.
                The cheque's already in the post ... r u up for it this time round?

                1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
                  SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  ...that's good....now you're talkin' my language ($$$$$ talk)...hmmmmm....anything?....and yes, all the way, just for you...btw...don't you forget - it's all about me baby!...don't forget to mail the life ins. policy to me too....and then we'll talk some more...maybe you could be no. 8...depends on the size of the ins. policy...start picking out another 'rock' for me too while you're at it....i'll pick up the tab for the divorce lawyer later...no 'prenup' for you either....just mine....

                  1. camlo profile image88
                    camloposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Already got the rock.

                    The size of the ins. policy ... just name it, baby!

                    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
                      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                      ...i want to see the rock first!  as for ins...whatever amount is possible.....go as high as you can....and of course 'name me' on it...and no one else....take out a will while you're at it....i want it all......and your pension plan too..,....it's all about me baby!  r u still after the 8 spot?

                      ....gotta go 'pull weeds' now...later camlo!  i'll check my mail too!

    27. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 7 years ago

      I'm 22, 5'10" with long beautiful legs, blonde and big brown eyes measure 36" 22" 36" weigh 125 lbs.- have beauty queen looks but never do the pageant scene, hate to be considered a sex object.  I graduated magna cum laude in psychology with a minor in physics and engineering.  Also I am working on my master's degree in architecture.  I am CEO of Neiman Marcus and can get you all discounts.  Nevertheless, because I adhere to strictly green and sustainable energy and life-style, I own only 75 personal things and live in a "tiny" house.  I ride my bike everywhere and am in great shape.  I give all my money to international children's charities and have sponsored a chain of charity homes for old people.

    28. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

      ahhh...relaxing Sunday...i'm not going to go into my gardens and pull lots of weeds now.......i'm going to be so 'welcoming' to the ex as he drops by with all of his intense capital 'A' personality dragged along with him....and i'll welcome all of his suggestions about what i should do and what i shouldn't do...and i won't say "f-u, please leave...i was enjoying myself...pulling out all of these darn weeds"

      but that's really the truth....or is it?

    29. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years ago

      I DID have relations with Monica Lewinsky

    30. Info Bucket profile image73
      Info Bucketposted 7 years ago

      My7th Adsense cheque is just arrived!!

    31. alternate poet profile image66
      alternate poetposted 7 years ago

      I just read a really clear and intelligent post in the religious forums !

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I read through that entire posting of responses to the OP and the following 13,872 posts, and everyone was well behaved, courteous and respected everyone else's opinion with aplomb!

    32. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 7 years ago

      bookmark that post - so you can show it as one of the seven wonders of the online world!

    33. Info Bucket profile image73
      Info Bucketposted 7 years ago

      I have a lot of time for hubbing.

    34. profile image0
      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years ago

      Im not bored

    35. tio12 profile image66
      tio12posted 7 years ago

      I am a teacher at the musicians institute california

    36. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

      ...i got married yesterday...no. 7; booking an appointment with the divorce lawyer tomorrow....hope he's cute...he's a new one..the other lawyer got tired of all my demands and had the nerve to tell me to stop marrying everyone i date! sheesh.....

    37. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 7 years ago

      I won the lottery!  gotta go - my limo is waiting!

    38. ddsurfsca profile image72
      ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

      I had a disagreement with my kids and I won the arguement without a problem.

    39. starme77 profile image76
      starme77posted 7 years ago

      I look forward to feeding my mother in law her prune juice in the mornings lol

    40. ddsurfsca profile image72
      ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

      my family said that they will gladly do all my household chores this month.

    41. myownworld profile image79
      myownworldposted 7 years ago

      .... they've decided to close down HP's religious forums and let us have some peace at last! roll

      1. starme77 profile image76
        starme77posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        oh man............. is that really a lie - ?

     
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