Say the biggest lie!!

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   Info Bucketposted 15 years ago

   Say the biggest lie you can, show the liar in your heart.

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      Business Infoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      "the economy is recovering, the worst is over.."
      
      that's a real whopper.

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         starme77posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         you stoled my lie

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         x3kat88posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         haha!!! nice lie... like it

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      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      to quote chris rock from one of his comedy acts:
      
      "Men lie the most, but women tell the biggest lies.  For man lying is damn near language.  hell, we lie so much that we sometimes find ourselves living a lie.  Here's a man's lie, 'I was at Tony's house. No, I was Jimmy's house.' Now that's a man's lie. 
      
      A woman's lie is, 'It's your baby!!"
      
      anyway, that's my two cents on that.

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   darksideposted 15 years ago

   Info Bucket posts interesting and worthwhile forum threads.

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      Ultimate Hubberposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Ditto!
      And, Darkside doesn't

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      Info Bucketposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Haha the biggest lie!!

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      rebekahELLEposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      I won the power ball lottery and bought a ticket to somewhere over the rainbow.

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   Joy56posted 15 years ago

   info bucket is only 19

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      Info Bucketposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Yes its a lie

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      Info Bucketposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Yes its a lie

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   Richieb799posted 15 years ago

   I love my Day Job and everyone I work with there

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   TattooVirginposted 15 years ago

   I love my day job and all my co-workers SO much, I'm looking for a second job just for fun...

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   tobey100posted 15 years ago

   Gee, this is hard.  I'm not used to lying. 

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      TattooVirginposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You sure about that...

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         tobey100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Oh, absolutely!  (did I when with that one?)

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   prettydarkhorseposted 15 years ago

   I am a man with two wives!

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   Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years ago

   I am the one that you all long to be.  To have my wealth, my power, my wit, my control over everything around me intoxicates you all to unimaginable levels.

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   Diane Insideposted 15 years ago

   Hubpages is the worst place to meet cool and interesting people.

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    zampanoposted 15 years ago

    I'm the worst man creation has seen

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    Home Girlposted 15 years ago

    It's so hot in here, I want to live in Mexico!

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    Info Bucketposted 15 years ago

    I am a goodlooking person with well built body.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I really am a kitten from Planet X - and that's why I never post a photo on the hot female hubbers thread - I'm afraid your earth men just don't find me all that sexy.   Although for some reason they do like to stroke me!  Possibly because I can't help from purring when they do that and so they crave that soft rumbling noise I make.   Maybe I really am sexier than I thought!

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    Greek Oneposted 15 years ago

    I've made more than $9 in Adsense over the past year

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    It was so cold in south GA today that I had to drag out my long underwear and my Eskimo parka!

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       Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       The thought of you sporting your Loooooooooooooooong Undies just makes me appreciate Women so much

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          habeeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Are you being mean?? I'll sick my dawgs on ya!

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             Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             This was Complimentary
             But if you want to tell the truth....
             I'll see your dogs and raise you 1x Tom Cat and a Frog
             
             
             And I Believe BP.... Innocence is an Exclusive to DownUnder.

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                blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                See guys and girls Pearl knows all about it.
                Let me just polish thy halo above thine blonde head be right back.

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                habeeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                LOL! Have you seen my puppies?? They're about 34 inches tall and each weighs 160-170 pounds. Their teeth are over an inch long, and if you're not careful, they'll kill you - by licking you to death!

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                   Kathryn LJposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   In the UK, puppies is a euphemism for breasts!  Makes your post rather racy, haha.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Lie lie lie lie
       Twas your polka dot pink feather G-banger.

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       Lisa HWposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       habee, you used a version of the one I was going to post:
       
       It's snowy, windy, and 26 degrees in Massachusetts; and I don't feel like I'm going lose my mind if it doesn't drop another 30 degrees soon.   

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    I hate men so much I have retained my purity through thick and thin.

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       habeeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Yeah, I hate men, too - everything about them: hairy chests, muscles, their smell, their strong hands...is it getting hot in here??

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I am perspiring profusely indeed......
          Where is the fan???
          Must not resist. Must not resist.
          Purity must be preserved. Purity must be preserved.

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    Info Bucketposted 15 years ago

    Its very easy to make money on hubpages!!

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    Oh gosh I hate prawns.............
    (BP utters painfully between clenched teeth)

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    Jayne Lancerposted 15 years ago

    Because of all the money I make on HubPages, my husband has given up his business, and I've left my day job. In fact, my 25 Hubs make so much, I now spend the majority of my time jetting around the globe on glorious shopping sprees without a worry in the world. At this very moment of writing, I'm sitting in a private jet and sipping champagne whilst on my way to Dubai.

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    Michael Willisposted 15 years ago

    If you read it online it HAS to be True!!!

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       Michael Willisposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       If you hear  it on Fox News...it has to be true.
       If you hear it on CNN it has to be true.
       
       If it attacks a Democrat...it has to be  true.
       If it attacks a Republican...it has to be true.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Blondepoet used to be a man and had an affair with Misha in drag.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hahahahahahahaha oh boy how funny that was.....
       Oh where is the bathroom........hahaha. Loved it.
       Yes I was born a man with one breast and a spring in my ding. I endured such a clash of identitiy until you dear buddy said I no longer had to be
       Al Kickurass no longer. You saved me, at last,FREEDOM......
       It was intense while it lasted rolling in the hay with Misha, until he discovered my dark secret and adam's apple. Twas then with his nose in my kapose uncovering my she/he bit, that I knew from that instant....a spy he was.....

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    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    theres no such thing as global warming

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    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    Life is always fair, and nothing happens to good people

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    Jane@CMposted 15 years ago

    I'm a writer

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    prettydarkhorseposted 15 years ago

    I am BARACK OBAMA, a REPUBLICAN. When I fill up application form like employment etc, I always tick white race
    and I am not sympathetic to Muslim causes!
    
    moreso
    
    I am not addicted to HubPages!
    
    I really hate men!! All of them including HUGH JACKMAN and DANIEL DAY!

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    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    As a politician I only consider the needs of my voters...

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    H.C Porterposted 15 years ago

    My house is spotless, my work is all caught up and I have nothing better to do than play in the forums today...

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 15 years ago

    I have been happily married for 19 years, have 17 children and 3 mistresses. I also make so much money I wake up at 1pm each day thinking about what company I will buy just so I have something to do to while away my hours when awake.

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    DoorMattnomoreposted 15 years ago

    Im looking forward to going BACK into town today for all the stuff I forgot yesterdy. It will be fun, people will be friendly, and I have so much money to spare Im not going to worry aobut the price of anything. Im also very happy my window is still broken, and cant be opened. I wont be having all that pesky fresh air flowing thru my van on this extremely chilly morning.

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    Joni Douglasposted 15 years ago

    I just love going grocery shopping.  I can buy what ever I want and never worry about how much the price of good chunk of meat has risen. I love buying all the little things we need and I always remember where everything is in the store.

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    paradigmsearchposted 15 years ago

    Sometimes I am almost overwhelmed by my incredible perfection.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    i had enuff sex last night to make a pink bird vomit

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    lorlie6posted 15 years ago

    I adore all housework-my home is worthy of Better Homes and Gardens.

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    camloposted 15 years ago

    I am still a virgin and need people to help me out of this predicament.

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       ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       don't look at me like that. not a lie

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years ago

    ...well, i've been married 6 times...it get's expensive for the exes to pick up the tab...number 7 wants to get married quick and without a 'prenup'...for no. 7, i decided i'll pay for the divorce lawyer...not sure how i'll handle no. 8 and 9...one decision at a time for me.....

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       china manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Damn !!   I wasn't one of them ex's and just plain forgot was I  ???   

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          ...well....i think you were no. 3....did it cost you a lot of money before, during and after?  if so, that was you......wanna try again and be 8? and....do you have a good life insurance policy this time...i'm into those these days!
          
          oh wait...this is about lies...not about the truth!

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       camloposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Do you count our little liason as one of your marriages, or doesn't it count (annulment of marriage on grounds of non-consummation).

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          ...can't be...no virgins in my world...but then again are you talking about  'it wasn't sex' like Bill Clinton does....you're probably  no. 4....it was fun while it lasted....i still have the dress as proof...just in case you don't send those payments.....and thanks for that 'big rock' - i still wear it sometimes....

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             camloposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             You were my biggest ever disappointment; I was really counting on you to solve my predicament.
             No, it didn't even get as far as 'like Bill Clinton does'.
             I'm still waiting, and hoping ...

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                SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                ...stop your whining already....just send the cheque!  wanna try again and be no. 9?  can you wait abit longer....save your money while you're waiting...you're gonna need more!...and take out a good life ins. policy...r u up for it?

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                   camloposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   I'll do anything you want, as long as we can go 'all the way' this time.
                   The cheque's already in the post ... r u up for it this time round?

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                      SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      ...that's good....now you're talkin' my language ($$$$$ talk)...hmmmmm....anything?....and yes, all the way, just for you...btw...don't you forget - it's all about me baby!...don't forget to mail the life ins. policy to me too....and then we'll talk some more...maybe you could be no. 8...depends on the size of the ins. policy...start picking out another 'rock' for me too while you're at it....i'll pick up the tab for the divorce lawyer later...no 'prenup' for you either....just mine....

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                         camloposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         Already got the rock.
                         
                         The size of the ins. policy ... just name it, baby!

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                            SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            ...i want to see the rock first!  as for ins...whatever amount is possible.....go as high as you can....and of course 'name me' on it...and no one else....take out a will while you're at it....i want it all......and your pension plan too..,....it's all about me baby!  r u still after the 8 spot?
                            
                            ....gotta go 'pull weeds' now...later camlo!  i'll check my mail too!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I'm 22, 5'10" with long beautiful legs, blonde and big brown eyes measure 36" 22" 36" weigh 125 lbs.- have beauty queen looks but never do the pageant scene, hate to be considered a sex object.  I graduated magna cum laude in psychology with a minor in physics and engineering.  Also I am working on my master's degree in architecture.  I am CEO of Neiman Marcus and can get you all discounts.  Nevertheless, because I adhere to strictly green and sustainable energy and life-style, I own only 75 personal things and live in a "tiny" house.  I ride my bike everywhere and am in great shape.  I give all my money to international children's charities and have sponsored a chain of charity homes for old people.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years ago

    ahhh...relaxing Sunday...i'm not going to go into my gardens and pull lots of weeds now.......i'm going to be so 'welcoming' to the ex as he drops by with all of his intense capital 'A' personality dragged along with him....and i'll welcome all of his suggestions about what i should do and what i shouldn't do...and i won't say "f-u, please leave...i was enjoying myself...pulling out all of these darn weeds"
    
    but that's really the truth....or is it?

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 15 years ago

    I DID have relations with Monica Lewinsky

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    Info Bucketposted 15 years ago

    My7th Adsense cheque is just arrived!!

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    alternate poetposted 15 years ago

    I just read a really clear and intelligent post in the religious forums !

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       Kangaroo_Jaseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I read through that entire posting of responses to the OP and the following 13,872 posts, and everyone was well behaved, courteous and respected everyone else's opinion with aplomb!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    bookmark that post - so you can show it as one of the seven wonders of the online world!

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    Info Bucketposted 15 years ago

    I have a lot of time for hubbing.

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    DoorMattnomoreposted 15 years ago

    Im not bored

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    tio12posted 15 years ago

    I am a teacher at the musicians institute california

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years ago

    ...i got married yesterday...no. 7; booking an appointment with the divorce lawyer tomorrow....hope he's cute...he's a new one..the other lawyer got tired of all my demands and had the nerve to tell me to stop marrying everyone i date! sheesh.....

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I won the lottery!  gotta go - my limo is waiting!

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    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    I had a disagreement with my kids and I won the arguement without a problem.

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    starme77posted 15 years ago

    I look forward to feeding my mother in law her prune juice in the mornings

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    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    my family said that they will gladly do all my household chores this month.

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    myownworldposted 15 years ago

    .... they've decided to close down HP's religious forums and let us have some peace at last!

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       starme77posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       oh man............. is that really a lie - ?

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