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   Greek Oneposted 15 years ago

   $85 in the next 5 days to reach my first Adsense payout!!
   
   After just a few short years, all my hard work is about to pay off!!
   
   THANK YOU CYBERSPACE!!!

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      congrats! good luck, I hope it comes thru for you.

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      china manposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      So what are you going to do with all that dosh when it cascades onto your door mat after the pregnant wait !

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         Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Breath through the contractions and wish that his feet could fit in the stirrups

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      Wendy Krickposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Awesome!!!

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      emdiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Congrats. :-)

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   Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

   So you've done well at $15 over 19 months already?

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   Nicole Winterposted 15 years ago

   The first cut is the hardest... after that it is all gravy, my friend. 
   
   --- N
   
   (Gonna get my fourth payment at the end of next month.)

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   Flightkeeperposted 15 years ago

   It came so easy for you.  I had to write so many hubs.

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   Greek Oneposted 15 years ago

   don't want to count ALL my chickens before they hatch.. but I can just feel the influx of clicks coming in... the same way i predicted the McCain/Palin sweep of the Electoral College!
   
   Sure the first $15 dollars took me 2 years to get.. but something tells me an Elmer Fudd craze will soon sweep the world, thereby helping to make my Hubs on the man go viral!
   
   come ooooooooooooooooooooooon $85 dollars... Daddy wants a new pair of Armani socks!

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      ...or in another 2 years...you could go to a leafs game....  Hey GOne! 

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         Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         200 years with scalper's prices

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            SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            ..ya...i'd go for the socks instead....'cept you could get quite a few pairs over at Wallymart.....
            
            

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               Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               you are an evil person whose sins God will not forget

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               SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               ...i noticed wallymart has these on sale....you could get 2 for 1!....just ignore the 'writing'....i just wanted you to see the jersey!
               
               

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                  Flightkeeperposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Good one!

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   Nicole Winterposted 15 years ago

   OMG... you guys crack me up so much... it didn't come easy to me, Flightkeeper, I spend a *ton* of time publicizing my hubs, it wasn't until almost year two that I got my first pay-out, after the first one they seem to come more quickly.
   
   --- N
   
   Check out my profile page for a link to "She Told Me" ... submit a story there and they've a drop down menu with TONS of other portals you can submit to.  This will really help when "bringing the clicks in," guys.

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      Flightkeeperposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I didn't know that about She Told Me.  Thanks for the tip!

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   Greek Oneposted 15 years ago

   I don't think my sense of sarcasm and poverty are coming through lol

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   Greek Oneposted 15 years ago

   

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years ago

   ...or buy yourself a second hand tv.....B&W....it'll bring back some memories for ya!
   
   

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    so, shameless self-promotion really does pay off!  huh Greek One!
    
    I think I'll try it when I get around to finally finishing my fiction series and create a few more wacky advice hubs and then there's the women who sing the blues etc. etc.  Gee.  I just don't know where to start.
    
    Not that money is all that important to me! since, like all the rest of you thugs, I just come here to have a good time!

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       Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       exactly Mega.. the are all shameless!.. and I am disgusted by it!
       
       I just come on here to have fun too.. and what a better way to do that than reading about burnt coffee, or Elmer Fudd, or any number of other Hubs one can find on here with a simple search

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          so sad, still, about Elmer.  really. didn't he have some illegitimate, looooong forgot chilluns back in some swamp? eh?  say, when he was visiting Pogo and Churchy and them?

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             Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             he was unable to father children ever since a hunting accident in 1987

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                Pcunixposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                With Cheney, was it?

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                   mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   

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                mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                fyi, his peccadillos with Pogo and friends were unheard of, mainly because, well, they were unspeakable!  And there were a few offspring who weren't et by the gators, if you'd only just get off your bunghole and bother to search, you'll find their descendants and possibly something to actually entertain us instead of all this thready dribble.  so there!

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                   Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   i did a seven part Hub series on the man.. the product of intense research and effort.
                   
                   How dare you try to defame him in his death!

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    Greek Oneposted 15 years ago

    

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       Flightkeeperposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       And they're both American!
       
       

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          Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          yes, North American

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    CMHypnoposted 15 years ago

    Well Greek One, they do say that creative genius is never recognised in life - so the day on which we are all weeping as we tenderly lay your body into your marble tomb is probably the day that you get 150 clicks and your account earns a $1,000 a day from then on.
    
    So, can you leave me your Adsense earnings in your will and start bunging some Amazon capsules on your hubs?

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       Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'm taking it with me!

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          CMHypnoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          You can't take it with you - 'there's no pockets in shrouds' as the old British saying goes!
          
          So sign it over and they may let you into heaven?

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             Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I'm being cremated and all the cash is going to burn with me

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                CMHypnoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                But this is the cash that your adsense will start earning after your much mourned departure from this earthly realm?

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                   Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   They take PayPal in heaven

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                      prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      Plus this money is for your retirement as well, twenty years in the making.

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                         Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         .. and only 60 years to go!

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    Nicole Winterposted 15 years ago

    Aw, come on now... I'm a stay-at-home mom... I've the time to promote myself.  If I don't do it, nobody else is going to, right guys?  It's not disgusting... it's just, you know, trying to make a go of writing for profit.
    
    I love writing.  I like money.  When the two can hold hands it makes me wanna whisper sweet nothing's in their delicate ears.

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       Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       SHAME ON YOU!!!
       
       I write substandard hubs specifically because I don't want viewers or clicks!
       
       And may I say my strategy has worked out wonderfully!

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          prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          LOL< Greek, congrats by the way. Your adsense is a long time coming!

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years ago

    

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       so true
       
       and  "bunging"  maybe I'll "bunge" some amazon capsules in there, too.  also.  huh?

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          bungholes.   can we mention them?  still, technically, I don't think bunging is the term required for inserting amazon capsules in there just to give amazon another recognition thingy.  Let's not get banned over bunging, eh?

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    china manposted 15 years ago

    Has he gone yet

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    Pcunixposted 15 years ago

    I just happened to check and saw that my HP Adsense is at $103.71 today.
    
    I don't have to wait for a payout as that money is combined with my other sites earnings and is always more than needed, but if this were my only source, I would have just reached it.
    
    It took 8 months. I do little outside promotion except Facebook and Twitter, and do not use keyword research (not that I don't think you should; I'm simply too lazy).
    
    Of course I do have a lot of hubs. Most of them get very little traffic at this point and some (about 10%) have had nothing in the past 30 days.   Total overall traffic since I started is still under 40,000 views.
    
    My point is just that I do everything "wrong" and still make a little money. I make the same errors at my main site, though that's both much older and larger, so I make much more.
    
    It is possible to just write and make money. The monthly HP earnings have been steadily increasing, though they are a little flat for January.
    
    Now imagine what someone could do if they wrote well researched hubs on good keyword choices and promoted them well..

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       ssaulposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       very encouraging guys, lets hope this year brings lots of wealth and plenty adsense clicks and earnings.

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       Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Pcunix just volunteered to be my mentor!

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          Pcunixposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I am quite certain that it was you who volunteered to mentor me.
          
          A simple experiment, if you will:
          
          Place our avatar pictures side by side. Which of us is obviously more intelligent?
          
          I think that settles that. I shall expect my first mentoring message from you by email soon.

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             Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             did you get a look at Bill Gates?
             
             Beauty lies in the wallet of the beholder

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                Pcunixposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Obviously. My wallet currently holds my license, an AARP card and a losing lottery ticket.
                
                I NEED your ancient Homeric advice.

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                   Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Beware of Greeks bearing nothing

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                      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      dam the needy Greeks.  Full speed ahead!

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                         Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         full speedo ahead

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                            Pcunixposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            Is that your charisma or.. oops!

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                            mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                              I get the picture.

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                      Pcunixposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      But you look so wise..  I can't help feeling drawn to your charisma..
                      
                      You don't have coulrophobia, do you? That would certainly put a damper on any mentoring in either direction.

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                         Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         i got plenty of nothing

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                            mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            I believe you.

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          frogdroppingposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          You wiped your hands (or whatever) on MK then?
          
          And gooooooooo Elmer.
          
          
          
          
          *thinks Greek One should use this:

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             Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             i have a bathing suit that says that on the front

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                frogdroppingposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                So long as you don't wear them back to front.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    On further research - I discover that Pogo & Elmer knew (in the biblical way, of course) several of Pogo's relatives!  Therefore, the okefenokee is still full of "material" for you bean counters.  If you would only care to just find their stories and leave for awhile, maybe, just MAYBE, y'all won't be so needy and have to come in the forums every morning and whine about you lack of traffic/income/brainpower/willpower and etc.!  MAYBE!

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       Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       speaking of things to do with a pogo stick....

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