Lets start an unconventional romantic story - line by line.

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   nazishnasimposted 16 years ago

   and there were so many distractions in the forums , for instance, the hot lady they all called BP ...then there was this guy called Captain by a loony cat wearing a hat - the Captain's hotness stirred in him thoughts more tantalizing than when he saw BP ...

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 16 years ago

   Then there was Mark, I would say he would know what to do.....

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   fierycjposted 16 years ago

   I'm just dropping by. Really bored, so I decided to just post in every forum I've never posted in. Goodbye, I'm off.

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Well thanks you could have wrote one line for us while you were here, we were looking for a male to write a line come back!!!!!!

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   blondepoetposted 16 years ago

   After much deliberating he decided to seek BP's wise,fool-proof advice, which was "There is a naked woman standing in front of you,and you are asking advice,that woman is hot to trot, so go twirl her curls you hot-blooded cowboy."

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 16 years ago

   And he was so glad he took her advice, now he is...

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   Rik Ravadoposted 16 years ago

   ..turning back towards the woman of his dreams. 
   How magnificent she looks with the sunlight playing across her naked flash.  He runs towards her, full of desire and hope..

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   Wingriderposted 16 years ago

   Kicked back in the recliner watching reruns of sienfield thinking intensely about the deed he had just done, wondering how he could find it in his heart to tell her that he couldn't bear to look her in the face anymore , but was glad to have had the opportunity to fulfill his manly desires

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   Rik Ravadoposted 16 years ago

   Then suddenly he had a change of heart.  He turned off the TV and set out to find the woman he now realised he really loved. (that or the manly desire had kicked in again!)

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   Wingriderposted 16 years ago

   at taht precise moment he looked down and realized that the desire was a flame from his groin and not indeed the love in his heart. Oh how could he bear to tell this lovely angel the

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    blondepoetposted 16 years ago

    Tv show was rather boring indeed, so without further ado he ripped all his clothes off,scooped her up in his arms, and threw her on a bed of roses, where he made passionate love to her all through the night, til the sun peeked its glory through the bedroom window

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    logic,commonsenseposted 16 years ago

    It's warm rays penetrated the curtains and bathed the lovers in its warm caress as they lay there in each others arms basking in the afterglow of their passion.

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    nazishnasimposted 16 years ago

    their thoughts disjointed ... she was thinking of the beauty of the moments passed  ... he was thinking

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    kbloverposted 16 years ago

    ...why does her hair smell like herbs? He tried to place the scent while working up the courage to ask...

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 16 years ago

    The last time he smelled herbs like this was in his best friends home, the one that loves to cook

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    nazishnasimposted 16 years ago

    unicorns, though disgusted he must admit that he loves the herby wisp but what is that pungent smell

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