Proof that Satan is Everywhere

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   Chasukposted 12 years ago

   Satan is blatantly associated with the pentagram, a five-pointed star. Obviously, then, every symbolic star -- in any media, and in any form -- represents Satan.
   
   That horse with a white star on its forehead? That horse is one of Satan's mounts. Really!
   
   All sheriffs are Satanists, as evidenced by their star-shaped badges. Beware especially the sheriffs who flaunt their Satanism by riding Satanic mounts.
   
   Cher released an album called "Stars" in 1975. This proves that she has been a Satanist for nearly 40 years.
   
   Star, Alberta, Star, Idaho, and Star, Texas are indisputably Satanic communities, as are all other locations of devilish nomenclature.
   
   That Catholic magazine, the St. Austin Review (StAR)? It's published by Satanists.
   
   Starz, the TV channel? They insert messages into every program designed to subliminally seduce you for Satan.
   
   Do you know about the rank of "Star Scout" in the Boy Scouts of America? To earn your Star badge, you must pray to Satan five times a day.
   
   Those five-star films, restaurants, and hotels? You do know how they earned those ratings, right? Human sacrifices to Satan.

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      aguasilverposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe it's just called 'hiding in plain sight'
      
      I don't for one minute assume that ANY five pointed star = satanic, however just as the fish sign is associated with Christianity, the pentagram is associated with Satanic rites, and if I were Lucifer, getting my logo subliminally accepted by the populace would seem like a neat idea.
      
      Just a thought.

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         Chasukposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I created this forum as a joke, but since you are taking it seriously, I will respond seriously.
         
         First, a logo is only effective if the identity of its sponsor is known. That's the reason that companies pay big money to have them designed. Second, a logo is only effective if its use has not been diluted. It can't be argued that the use of a star -- four points, five points, six points, seven points, eight points, or twelve points -- is unique. If Satan chose it for his logo, he chose unwisely. It even fails the copyright test, as simple geometric shapes can't be copyrighted. Lastly, even assuming that Satan needed a logo (and I don't make that assumption),  any members of his target demographic would already belong to him.

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         lovemychrisposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Exactly right, imo.
         Hiding in plain sight, and pretending to be your friend.

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      LewSethicsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Wow, that's really cool stuff about the star.
      Do circle.

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      mischeviousmeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I like you, you're funny...

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   Eric Newlandposted 12 years ago

   Don't forget Ringo Starr. He's gotta be the Antichrist.

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      LewSethicsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      And Bart Starr is his um, quarterback.

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   Eric Newlandposted 12 years ago

   And "pent-" is a prefix that means "five," so if you've ever rePENTed your sins you're a Satan worshipper. Twice. Because you pented and then you pented again.

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      LewSethicsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      if you did it in a penthouse you're in real trouble.

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   wildernessposted 12 years ago

   OMG!  I live just a few miles from Star, Idaho.  My son looked into buying a house there not long ago - is he secretly a satanist?
   
   I drove through that town once, and it looked like even the stray dogs had horns and hoofs - it was a most terrifying experience.  One store even has a large star on it - must be the "church".  And the sheriff's deputy stopped me for a burned out headlight - definitely Satan on the prowl!

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   johnakcposted 12 years ago

   Almost every body at almost every place in the world is ready to cheat, others is the proof that satan is present everywhere

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      Chasukposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sorry that others have treated you so poorly. However, you can't place blame for poor behavior on the omnipresence of Satan unless you already believe that Satan is omnipresent.

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   Eric Newlandposted 12 years ago

   Take the word "star." Now switch the second and third letters. Now remove the last letter. Now duplicate the second letter and add it on to the end. Not the original second letter but the new one from after you switched those letters. Okay, I forget where we were now. Let me try again. Take the word "star"...

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   Emile Rposted 12 years ago

   This is all incredibly disturbing. My husband’s first girlfriend was named Star. I’ve always thought the fact that he remembered his first girlfriend was troubling. But, it all fits now. She was Satan. He’s been tainted by Satan. I’ve been a bed fellow with someone who has been tainted by Satan. I’m probably tainted myself.
   
   And all this time I thought a star was just a star. Had I known, I could have saved myself.

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      Chasukposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      That puts "sleeping with the enemy" in an entirely new perspective. :-)

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   Eric Newlandposted 12 years ago

   Based on national flags, 39 countries are the Devil's playground.

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      Chasukposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I knew that the US was the most Satanic country -- 50 stars! -- but who would have guessed that Brazil -- 27 stars! -- was the second-most Satanic?

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         Eric Newlandposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Well, they've all sold out to the Roman whore anyway, so what would you expect?

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   Disappearingheadposted 12 years ago

   Starfish, evil satanic things that aren't even fish, how deceptive eh!
   
   Popstars and rockstars, yeah Satan worshippers with secret backwards messages in their lyrics that subliminaly tell you to love Satan.

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    Rad Manposted 12 years ago

    What's disturbing is that some do not see the humour!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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       Druid Dudeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Chasuk...the Magi followed a star to Bethlehem. It was a star to herald Jesus' birth. So the Magi and Jesus are satanic? Rubbish.

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