My bumper sticker was removed. TWICE.

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   sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

   I posted a forum two hours ago that said "How to make money at every intersection". It detailed my new bumper stickers that I have been printing.
   bumper sticker says "I will remove your Obama/Biden bumper sticker for $2.00"
   and now when I got back from lunch, I noticed my sticker was half ripped off.
   Good thing I got a hundred more.

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      jiberishposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Which half was removed?

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         sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         a tear from left to right. Make sense sorta doesn't it. Lefties.

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   Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

   Maybe Obama/Biden are paying $3 to remove your bumper stickers

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      sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I don't doubt that. probably with "government funds". I mean my tax dollars.

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         tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Do you work for FOX News? Watch your back!

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            sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            please explain, I have not kept up with Fox News.

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      Jeffrey Nealposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is the funniest thread ever!

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   darksideposted 14 years ago

   Be on the look out for a person with the bumper sicker "I will remove your "I will remove your Obama/Biden bumper sticker for $2.00" bumper sticker for free".

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      sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ???

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      wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      thanks for the laff I really needed it today
      
      sooner: what's your policy for t-shirts?

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         sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         yeah, I think it should say "I voted for Obama" on the front, and "will you take the knife out of my back" on the back.

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         sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         also my policy has become "wear them in grocery stores".
         
         You know, those "no shoes, no shirt, no service" signs.

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      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Clever!

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      sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      it was YOU!!!

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   Len Cannonposted 14 years ago

   Well, I guess that's the difference between conservatives and liberals.  We'll do for free what you want to charge out the butt for.

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      sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Nothing is free young man. And my good service saves people from further humiliation and the physical work to take it off clean. More than once people have stated that they want the knife out of their back as well. But I am no miracle worker.

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   Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

   It wasn't me I swear! lol Good thing you have more. It's stupid to remove a bumper ticker...if ya don't like it look the other way. It's what I do...but I do think your bumper sticker is funny

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   sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

   why would hubpages remove it? do we have an obama fan?

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   Len Cannonposted 14 years ago

   KFC gave me a free lunch once.

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      sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      last time I ate there, I peed out my bum.
      
      See, I don't find that as a free lunch. I paid heavily.

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         kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         

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      drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      wait...how and when and where???

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   sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

   I think I will make another sticker that says "Obama wants me to give you a ride to the food bank".

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      sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Revised.
      
      "Obama wants me to give you a ride to the food bank, oh- and heres my cell phone too"

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         cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         *snicker*

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   sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

   or "Obama 'ask not what your country can do for you, learn what the tax payer must do for you- then apply"

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      lostgirlscatposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         OHHH!!! LOL and loving it.  But thank God Obama fans can only find you in the cyber world and not the real one, or I'd be worried about more than a missing bumper sticker.

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         sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         true. which gives me a new one.
         
         "Obama, can I have nice things?"

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            kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh I love it...

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Sooner, they're funny. You really should consider selling the t-shirts or coffee mugs at the next tea party or repub gathering.

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Make sure you use itchy adhesive for the bumper stickers so that the next liberal who rips it off is going to get a surprise!

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       sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       haha.

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    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    That was the best comment.

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    Randy Godwinposted 14 years ago

    You must have made millions removing the Bush/Cheney bumper stickers!

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       sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       they don't even compare. The Obaminator has made me more in his short time than ever before. You've seen his appreciation polls?
       
       I only charge to make up for the additional taxes I am paying while he is in. It doesn't add up, but it helps.

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          Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I don't see how, the Bushog/Cheneygang stickers were stuck on with slime which is much harder to remove than ordinary glue.

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             sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Thats because some of the stickers for Obama went "green" and started using boogers and other natural adhesives that I don't want to talk about.

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                Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Republican boogers were cheap at the time!

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Hey sooner, you can also order fake nobel peace prize disks and sell those to people who know that they will achieve peace in the world but haven't gotten around to it yet.

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       sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       haha, Flight Keeper. You just made me spit up some coffee.

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          Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Glad to make you smile.
          
          I actually think those fake Nobel Peace Prize disks are going to be best sellers.

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             sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             yeah, I'm ashamed of my idea now. It seems so miniscule. Oh well, at least it will get the kids through college. The "old school way"(pay for it).

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       Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Good idea!  This way even a republican can seem to win one finally!

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          Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Nah, the repubs will use them as hockey pucks.  But I'm sure the liberals will want to flash them around casually to show that they care. They really do.

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          sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          even the smile didn't make that funny. don't try to keep up.

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             Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Up where?

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    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    Wait, I just got a new one.
    
    It will be a "scratch and sniff" bumper sticker.
    
    that says "Scratch and sniff --> OBAMA" and it stinks like poo.

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       sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       then in fine print, it will say "libs, it only works under water".

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       sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       update.
       
       "poo smelling scratch and sniff- scratch here--> OBAMA"

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    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    Oh my word. I just thought of the golden sticker.
    
    "does your butt hurt, thats because you just got THE CHANGE- Obama 09"

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    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    "We must wait to see if a Nobel Peace Prize can fix 'stupid'".

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    dejajolieposted 14 years ago

    Oh gosh it's always The CLOSED minds that have the OPEN mouths.... but I've learned not to argue with fools because from a distance (hiding behind internet) passers by wont know which one's the idiot...
    
    Where did you get the material from Rush Limbaugh, very original!!!

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    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    gosh, i just hope you stick around and learn something.

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       dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       apparently not from you....but maybe someone else

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          sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          then you can't be taught. I will make a bumper sticker for you.

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          Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Come on dejajolie, he knows everything about poo sniffing.

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             dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Lol True Randy-Reminds me of the student in class who always hollered out the wrong answers, I always wondered if you know you've been wrong the last five times why do you keep "yelling out incorrect information" proof that this is not exclusive to a classroom. Wah, Wah, Wah Good ole' boys had their run for 8 years and I had to sit back and watch and now it's a New Day Nothing you can say, old, tired, corny jokes included cannot change what is so.... so while you sit in the corner with your dunce cap on pouting I'm having a good ole laugh at your expense.
             * Since I know you are thriving on my responses because and this is the most attention you get off-line, this is my last one, don't bother responding. I don't want you 'getting off' at my expense.....I pity you.

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    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    "Obama, winning votes one senseless sheeple at a time"

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    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    I have to admit, it was fun. see you later.

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    What's wrong with Granny Grumpus?

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    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    "barack's 'Change' in 08 = tax payers unite"

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    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    Well, my time on the government clock is up. goodnight all.

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Sweet dreams Sooner.

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    JimmieNewposted 14 years ago

    That was very entertaining.

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    sooner than laterposted 14 years ago

    "Nobel Peace Prize, the second time Obama felt something he didn't deserve"

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    garynewposted 14 years ago

    They're going to wish they had taken you up on your offer very soon.

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