Best T-shirt Slogans or Bumper Stickers

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   Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

   I read this one today and just had to share it. Thought you must all have a T-shirt slogan or bumper sticker that you would like to share.
   
   Here's mine:
   
   If guns are responsible for killing men.........
   
   then pencils are responsible for misspelling words
   cars are responsible for drunken driving
   and spoons are responsible for my overweight.

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      dutchman1951posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I have one with a map of Viet Nam and a circle around the map. Then all along the circles'  outside edge are the words; "1968 Senior Class Trip!"

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      i saw this in one shirt of a teen ager.."They Can Send Me to College But They Can't Make Me Think"

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   dohn121posted 14 years ago

   I think that this might be the funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen:
   
   MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOM

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      cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      haha...good one
      
      Don’t hit me. My lawyer’s in jail.
      
      Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
      
      Horn broken - watch my finger.

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   Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

   Good one

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   Colebabieposted 14 years ago

   If you can see this, the bitch fell off.
   
   On the back of a shirt of a guy riding a motorcycle.

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      dohn121posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Ghost32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      My wife did that.  Fortunately, it happened when she was married to her former husband, not to me.  She had a seizure and went bouncy-bouncy at high speed.  Her ex didn't even know she was gone till a passing motorist flagged him down.

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   Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

   My favorite shirt that I have and my friends get a kick out of it as well as everyone LVOED it at the conference
   
   "Careful, Or you'll End Up In My Novel."
   
   I always get comments on that shirt, some stupid, some funny, and other comments taht are like WTF HAHAH Love that shirt!

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   sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

   A pink ribbon and "Save the TATAs"

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      Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's a great one.

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   Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

   My girlfriend gave me this Tshirt and I wore it faithfully especially when you-know-who's were coming for a visit.
   
   "What's the difference between In-Laws and Out-Laws?
                       Out-Laws are wanted!"

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   blue dogposted 14 years ago

   this one's for those religiously inclined, i doubt they'd understand:
   
   if the fetus you save is gay,
   will you still fight for its rights?

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   "Im going thru menopause, and Im armed and dangerous!"
   
   "What was your question ,again" 

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    wrenfrost56posted 14 years ago

    There great, I saw this on a T-shirt that made me laugh.
    "I'm not overweight, I'm under tall"

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    I Still Miss My Ex, But My Aim Is Getting Better.

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       wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       HA HA

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Five Days And Doesn't DIE!

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       wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       booooooo! lol

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm fat , you're ugly ....I can diet

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    "National Sarcastic Society
    Like We Need Your Support" Bought this one for my hubby...lol he gets a lot of comments about this one too

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    I Like Cats
    I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    I'm A toilet Away
    From A Perfect Garage

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Silence Is Golden
    Duct Tape is Silver

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Favorite Bumper Sticker:
    "Get in, Sit Down, Shut up, and Hang On"
    

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       readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That ones on by bassboat and my bed.
       
       My favorite is,
       
       "I have a License for tourist season!"

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    lrohnerposted 14 years ago

    Fav bumper stickers:
    
    "Earth first. We'll stripmine the other planets later."
    
    "Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do."
    
    "I said no to drugs. They wouldn't listen."

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    TamCorposted 14 years ago

    My son has this t-shirt:
    
    "Stupidity is not a crime--so you are free to go!"
    
    
    
    

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    Ivorwenposted 14 years ago

    Last year I got my husband a t-shirt that says:
    
    In the pasture of life don't be a cowpie!
    
    
    
    
    My brother-in-law has one that says:
    
    667
    Evil and then Some
    
    
    
    
    One of my favorite bumper stickers:
    
    "Smoke a pack a day"
    with a picture of wolves in cross-hairs

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    Both these T-shirts have been in my drawer for a lot of years they state
    
             "I get enough exercise pushing my luck"
    
               "...stressed is desserts
                               spelled backwards..."

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    I just wrote a hub about bumber stickers!
    
    "Jesus is coming. Everyone look busy."
    
    "500,000 battered women and I've been eating mine plain."

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       readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I read it guys, its Funny as H E double toothpicks,
       Check it out.

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       Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       lol I wrote a hub on T-shirt sayings maybe we should link yours and mine together what do ya think?

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Got hubby a tee shirt in the Ga mountains:
    
    "Paddle faster. I hear banjo music!"

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    awareposted 14 years ago

    i went tru a phase where i wrote statements on the back of my tees i wore each day to work.i had dozens of them .i put the phrases on the back so that every time i was in a line everyone behind me couldn't help but read them. i got many a look but knowone ever said a word. and these were controversial statements .i dont do it anymore. my girlfriend hated them.thats not why i stoped tho

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    shazwellynposted 14 years ago

    Best t shirt logo.... 'I am murdered'  x

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    VYMM2384posted 14 years ago

    A personal favorite that you just don't see anymore:
    "Honk if you're Elvis"
    
    A group of friends and I put up a sign that said that on our way from Oregon to San Diego and we got many an enthusiastic honk :-)

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    SunShineSnowposted 14 years ago

    Bought my hubby a t-shirt the other day for his B-day.
    "She says I don't listen or something like that" funny thing is he actually liked it, and wore it.

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Hi, Crazd. That's fine with me!

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       Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Cool I'll go do that so then we can get some flow to yur page hehe

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    charanjeet kaurposted 14 years ago

    I read this on a tshirt,
    I am the guy who your father asked to be away from.

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Oh I just saw a guy wearing this one recently
    Idaho? No Udaho!
    
    HAHAHAHA

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    One of my all time favorites is
    
    "I'm not a pack-rat; I'm a Collector"

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    I just put on a shirt that reads
    "I WANT IT ALL
    (And I want it smothered in chocolate with whipped cream and a cherry on top!!)"

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    Len Cannonposted 14 years ago

    I'm not much for bumper stickers (or bumper sticker philosophy for that matter) but I do have a soft spot for "Republican's For Voldemort"

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    TamCorposted 14 years ago

    Another one my son has:
    
    "Which came first--the tornado or the trailer park?"
    
    I know it's in bad taste--but aren't most t-shirt sayings or bumper stickers??? 

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    jenblacksheepposted 14 years ago

    

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       manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Now..that's funny right there...

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    
    
    Saw this on the back of Pick-up window...of a duck hunter. The truck had a large silohoutte duck flying in the rear window...and many ducks unlimited stickers on the bumper. But...what made this one stand out to get a mention here was this bumper sticker ....
    
    ...I hadn't seen that one before...

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    Pr0metheusposted 14 years ago

    I'm a Fun Guy (with a picture of a mushroom)

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    wyanjenposted 14 years ago

    My t-shrit has a map of Michigan, It says
    America's High Five!
    
    My other t-shirt say Spell Czech. Czech is underlined in red.
    Most people understand it when they read it out loud.
    Ha.

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    zadrobiposted 14 years ago

    Skydivers-- good to the last drop.
    
    My other car is probably yours (with a Mexican flag in the background)

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    dutchman1951posted 14 years ago

    My Buddy has been divorced 5 times, and we made him a shirt for his Divorce party that read; "Honk if You've ben Married to Chris!"
    
    He wears it when we all ride together.

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    Jackson Riddleposted 14 years ago

    "Compared to Einstein I'm an idiot. Compared to you I'm a genius."

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       jenblacksheepposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       If I had that t-shirt I'd wear it every day!

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          Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I agree I love it

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    dohn121posted 14 years ago

    YES, THIS IS MY TRUCK. NO, YOU CAN'T BORROW IT.

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    dohn121posted 14 years ago

    DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE...GET ME A BEER.
    
    This one's a little racy:
    
    STOP ABORTION.  KILL SLUTS.

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    VYMM2384posted 14 years ago

    On a t-shirt:
    
    Bad Spellers of the World Untie!

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    I got this one for my sister years ago...she was quite miffed with me
    "How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom
                          door you're on."

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    sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

    Texas- We kill the weak and eat them!

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    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Florida- God's Waiting room

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    This must be the bald guy down the road favorite shirt because he's forever wearing it.
    "I'm too sexy for my hair; that's why it isn't there"

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    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    Hey...like that new avatar Zsuzsy

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       thanks, I hate picture of myself somehow they all make me look like a 55 year old woman instead of the hot chickey that I know that I am

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          Uninvited Writerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I hear you

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             Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             it's gotta be the camera...

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