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Best T-shirt Slogans or Bumper Stickers

  1. Laura du Toit profile image91
    Laura du Toitposted 8 years ago

    I read this one today and just had to share it. Thought you must all have a T-shirt slogan or bumper sticker that you would like to share.

    Here's mine:

    If guns are responsible for killing men.........

    then pencils are responsible for misspelling words
    cars are responsible for drunken driving
    and spoons are responsible for my overweight.

    1. dutchman1951 profile image59
      dutchman1951posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I have one with a map of Viet Nam and a circle around the map. Then all along the circles'  outside edge are the words; "1968 Senior Class Trip!"

    2. prettydarkhorse profile image65
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      i saw this in one shirt of a teen ager.."They Can Send Me to College But They Can't Make Me Think"

  2. dohn121 profile image87
    dohn121posted 8 years ago

    I think that this might be the funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen:

    MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOM

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      cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      haha...good one yikes big_smile

      Don’t hit me. My lawyer’s in jail.

      Cover me. I’m changing lanes.

      Horn broken - watch my finger.

  3. Laura du Toit profile image91
    Laura du Toitposted 8 years ago

    Good one big_smile

  4. Colebabie profile image59
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    If you can see this, the bitch fell off.

    On the back of a shirt of a guy riding a motorcycle.

    1. dohn121 profile image87
      dohn121posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      smile

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      Ghost32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      My wife did that.  Fortunately, it happened when she was married to her former husband, not to me.  She had a seizure and went bouncy-bouncy at high speed.  Her ex didn't even know she was gone till a passing motorist flagged him down.

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    My favorite shirt that I have and my friends get a kick out of it as well as everyone LVOED it at the conference

    "Careful, Or you'll End Up In My Novel."

    I always get comments on that shirt, some stupid, some funny, and other comments taht are like WTF HAHAH Love that shirt!

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    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    A pink ribbon and "Save the TATAs"

    1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
      Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That's a great one.

  7. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    My girlfriend gave me this Tshirt and I wore it faithfully especially when you-know-who's were coming for a visit.

    "What's the difference between In-Laws and Out-Laws?
                        Out-Laws are wanted!"

  8. blue dog profile image72
    blue dogposted 8 years ago

    this one's for those religiously inclined, i doubt they'd understand:

    if the fetus you save is gay,
    will you still fight for its rights?

  9. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

    "Im going thru menopause, and Im armed and dangerous!"

    "What was your question ,again"  lol

  10. wrenfrost56 profile image80
    wrenfrost56posted 8 years ago

    lol There great, I saw this on a T-shirt that made me laugh.
    "I'm not overweight, I'm under tall"

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    bloodnlatexposted 8 years ago

    I Still Miss My Ex, But My Aim Is Getting Better.

    1. wyanjen profile image82
      wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      HA HA

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    bloodnlatexposted 8 years ago

    Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Five Days And Doesn't DIE!

    1. wyanjen profile image82
      wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      booooooo! lol

  13. Laura du Toit profile image91
    Laura du Toitposted 8 years ago

    I'm fat , you're ugly ....I can diet

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    "National Sarcastic Society
    Like We Need Your Support" Bought this one for my hubby...lol he gets a lot of comments about this one too

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    I Like Cats
    I Just Can't Eat A Whole One By Myself

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    I'm A toilet Away
    From A Perfect Garage

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Silence Is Golden
    Duct Tape is Silver

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Favorite Bumper Sticker:
    "Get in, Sit Down, Shut up, and Hang On"
    lol

    1. readytoescape profile image61
      readytoescapeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That ones on by bassboat and my bed.

      My favorite is,

      "I have a License for tourist season!"

  19. lrohner profile image83
    lrohnerposted 8 years ago

    Fav bumper stickers:

    "Earth first. We'll stripmine the other planets later."

    "Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do."

    "I said no to drugs. They wouldn't listen."

  20. TamCor profile image79
    TamCorposted 8 years ago

    My son has this t-shirt:

    "Stupidity is not a crime--so you are free to go!"



    big_smile

  21. Ivorwen profile image77
    Ivorwenposted 8 years ago

    Last year I got my husband a t-shirt that says:

    In the pasture of life don't be a cowpie!




    My brother-in-law has one that says:

    667
    Evil and then Some




    One of my favorite bumper stickers:

    "Smoke a pack a day"
    with a picture of wolves in cross-hairs

  22. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    Both these T-shirts have been in my drawer for a lot of years they state

             "I get enough exercise pushing my luck"

               "...stressed is desserts
                               spelled backwards..."

  23. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    I just wrote a hub about bumber stickers!

    "Jesus is coming. Everyone look busy."

    "500,000 battered women and I've been eating mine plain."

    1. readytoescape profile image61
      readytoescapeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I read it guys, its Funny as H E double toothpicks,
      Check it out.

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol I wrote a hub on T-shirt sayings maybe we should link yours and mine together smile what do ya think?

  24. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Got hubby a tee shirt in the Ga mountains:

    "Paddle faster. I hear banjo music!"

  25. aware profile image68
    awareposted 8 years ago

    i went tru a phase where i wrote statements on the back of my tees i wore each day to work.i had dozens of them .i put the phrases on the back so that every time i was in a line everyone behind me couldn't help but read them. i got many a look but knowone ever said a word. and these were controversial statements .i dont do it anymore. my girlfriend hated them.thats not why i stoped tho

  26. shazwellyn profile image81
    shazwellynposted 8 years ago

    Best t shirt logo.... 'I am murdered'  x

  27. VYMM2384 profile image54
    VYMM2384posted 8 years ago

    A personal favorite that you just don't see anymore:
    "Honk if you're Elvis"

    A group of friends and I put up a sign that said that on our way from Oregon to San Diego and we got many an enthusiastic honk :-)

  28. SunShineSnow profile image52
    SunShineSnowposted 8 years ago

    Bought my hubby a t-shirt the other day for his B-day.
    "She says I don't listen or something like that" funny thing is he actually liked it, and wore it.

  29. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Hi, Crazd. That's fine with me!

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Cool I'll go do that so then we can get some flow to yur page hehe

  30. charanjeet kaur profile image59
    charanjeet kaurposted 8 years ago

    I read this on a tshirt,
    I am the guy who your father asked to be away from.

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Oh I just saw a guy wearing this one recently
    Idaho? No Udaho!

    HAHAHAHA

  32. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    One of my all time favorites is

    "I'm not a pack-rat; I'm a Collector"

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    I just put on a shirt that reads
    "I WANT IT ALL
    (And I want it smothered in chocolate with whipped cream and a cherry on top!!)" big_smile

  34. Len Cannon profile image88
    Len Cannonposted 8 years ago

    I'm not much for bumper stickers (or bumper sticker philosophy for that matter) but I do have a soft spot for "Republican's For Voldemort"

  35. TamCor profile image79
    TamCorposted 8 years ago

    Another one my son has:

    "Which came first--the tornado or the trailer park?"

    I know it's in bad taste--but aren't most t-shirt sayings or bumper stickers???  big_smile

  36. jenblacksheep profile image80
    jenblacksheepposted 8 years ago

    http://img.dashtees.com/tees/stopfollowingme-black/stopfollowingme-black.03.jpg

    1. manlypoetryman profile image65
      manlypoetrymanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Now..that's funny right there... lol

  37. manlypoetryman profile image65
    manlypoetrymanposted 8 years ago

    http://store.ronniesmith.tv/Images/willhunt_shirt_blk.jpg

    Saw this on the back of Pick-up window...of a duck hunter. The truck had a large silohoutte duck flying in the rear window...and many ducks unlimited stickers on the bumper. But...what made this one stand out to get a mention here was this bumper sticker ....
    http://images.cafepress.com/image/26438244_400x400.jpg
    ...I hadn't seen that one before... lol

  38. Pr0metheus profile image60
    Pr0metheusposted 8 years ago

    I'm a Fun Guy (with a picture of a mushroom)

  39. wyanjen profile image82
    wyanjenposted 8 years ago

    My t-shrit has a map of Michigan, It says
    America's High Five!

    My other t-shirt say Spell Czech. Czech is underlined in red.
    Most people understand it when they read it out loud.
    Ha.

  40. zadrobi profile image59
    zadrobiposted 8 years ago

    Skydivers-- good to the last drop.

    My other car is probably yours (with a Mexican flag in the background)

  41. dutchman1951 profile image59
    dutchman1951posted 8 years ago

    My Buddy has been divorced 5 times, and we made him a shirt for his Divorce party that read; "Honk if You've ben Married to Chris!"

    He wears it when we all ride together.

  42. Jackson Riddle profile image60
    Jackson Riddleposted 8 years ago

    "Compared to Einstein I'm an idiot. Compared to you I'm a genius."

    1. jenblacksheep profile image80
      jenblacksheepposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      If I had that t-shirt I'd wear it every day!

      1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
        Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I agree I love it

  43. dohn121 profile image87
    dohn121posted 8 years ago

    YES, THIS IS MY TRUCK. NO, YOU CAN'T BORROW IT.

  44. dohn121 profile image87
    dohn121posted 8 years ago

    DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE...GET ME A BEER.

    This one's a little racy:

    STOP ABORTION.  KILL SLUTS.

  45. VYMM2384 profile image54
    VYMM2384posted 8 years ago

    On a t-shirt:

    Bad Spellers of the World Untie!

  46. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    I got this one for my sister years ago...she was quite miffed with me
    "How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom
                          door you're on."

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    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    Texas- We kill the weak and eat them!

  48. readytoescape profile image61
    readytoescapeposted 8 years ago

    Florida- God's Waiting room

  49. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    This must be the bald guy down the road favorite shirt because he's forever wearing it.
    "I'm too sexy for my hair; that's why it isn't there"

  50. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 8 years ago

    Hey...like that new avatar Zsuzsy smile

    1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
      Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      thanks, I hate picture of myself somehow they all make me look like a 55 year old woman instead of the hot chickey that I know that I am

      1. Uninvited Writer profile image82
        Uninvited Writerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I hear you smile

        1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
          Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          it's gotta be the camera...

 
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