Tatto needs our help

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   His fish is floating can anyone advise what to do?
   
   No talk of flushing or weights.
   
   Can we help him
   
   We'll try T

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

   The little hispanic guy from "Fantasy Island" ?

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      okay that was hilarious

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   ?? I dont know him -sorry ,Im assuming he has family nearby

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I adore you lmfao

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   No seriously Lyrics who the f is Tatto?

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      TattoGuy-Bad Co, Health Tip, you know the funny one

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         did I just fall for another joke i am so gullable omgh
         still adore you smart ass

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Oh, in that case tell him to buy a new fish and quit pissing his Old Bushmills into the fish bowl.

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   Mamelodyposted 14 years ago

   he could try getting Ariel the mermaid to entertain him..

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   Ohhhhhh....(love you too )
   
   Thats Art ok , he sick ??
   
   Ok hes in my prayers!!!an me too cuz I just cussed back there ..sorry.
   Leavin ya a snickers as pennance hehe 

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   Tell Art that fish don't drink Guiness or Jack.  If they floating, they might just be pissed.  If they sink to the bottom and just lie there, that might be a problem.

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      tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      All I have to add is;  What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
      
      Damn

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         Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Fresh dam water might do it.
         
         My mom taught me this and I went to grade school the next day and got in BIG trouble. It goes like this:
         
         I went to the dam to get some dam water, but the dam man said I couldn't have any of his dam water, so I said to the dam man, "I don't want any of yer dam water anyway!"
         
         I had to put my nose in a corner and she called my mom. My mom laughed in her face. My mom has always been cool.
         
         But I digress.
         Try fresh water....

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            BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            LOL my sister used to tell that joke when she was little too. another one she used to tell - why are chickens so ugly? if you had a pecker between your eyes, you'd be ugly too.
            

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               Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               OMG!!!
               I actually KNOW people like that.
               I will laugh about this for days....
               thanks for helping start the weekend out with a laugh!

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                  BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  not a prob. to make it even better, imagine a 7 year old telling it to you...

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            mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            my mom taught me this one:
            
            abc d goldfish? l, m n o goldfish! o s m r! c m p n?

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               lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                 I like your mom

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   OKay, there must be an emergency procedure for fish CPR - anyone done it before?

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      Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes , quick dip in buttermilk ,flip in breadcrumbs and deepfry ...apparently no more fishy problems.
      
      Solution 2 : Drain the pool and dry out contents 

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         

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            tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            You can't give a fish CPR nor can you smell mothballs.  With the fish, you can't pinch their nose closed and trying to smell mothballs, you can't get their little legs apart.

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               A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish

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                  tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh god, I'd forgotten that one. 

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                     A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     REO Speedwagon wasn't it?

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                  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  fuck too funny

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                  Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Well, that, and Opporknockity tunes but once.

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               Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Psst...dem aint no legs brother 

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      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      if you're talking goldfish - the water temp may be too warm - it should be a certain temp - he can look it up and perhaps change the water for the poor little bugger!

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   IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years ago

   Oh, it does not sound to good for the fish or BadCo.  I'd be looking for another fish.

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    what about a tea bag you know for energy in the water-camomile to be avoided - too sedating

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       IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Is the fish not moving?

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I think it's solid still,
          
          where is Tat?

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             IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Unfortunately, I think it is dead.  Will he at least consider a proper burial?  My BBF Molly just went through this last week.  It is funny how people get attached to a fish.  I mean, I never could.  However, I could never live without my kitties either. 
             
             Best of luck bud.  Let be the first to change this to a (possible) sympathy thread.

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Becca, you rock

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    I hope Tatto is okay.  The last time I saw him, he was upset over the thread about sex.

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       is he okay?

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          Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I don't know Lyric, it's Friday so I hope he's enjoying himself right now.

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             lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             my god me too - I was hoping he'd get a good chuckle out of this thread for him but hopefully he's shut his pc off and maybe will see it next wek.
             
             Geez.  too many thread mishaps today but for once i'm not causing them, yikes i hope
             
             Thanks for letting me know

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                IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                ,,
                
                Help?

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    confused barbieposted 14 years ago

    Give him some coffee

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       Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Here I am late to forum again. My goldfish was floating, thought he was dead, but a friend said no, get another bowl, fresh water, transfer but water must be the right temp. The shock can kill it if not. He lived another six months. I found out from the guy who gave him to me,(He had been bought as a feeder) that the particular breed only lives about two years. They are bred to be feeders and not like your "Purebred, looked after pet type" He was on borrowed time anyway. The big fish had decided to keep him and not eat him. That's how I got him and he lived a total of three years, not bad for a feeder.

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    kirstenblogposted 14 years ago

    I think I have found the problem
    

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ha

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    china manposted 14 years ago

    I am disgusted at the answers on this thread !  To have to deal with the trauma of an ex-fish, a fish that is no more, the loss of such a good friend and listener, is too much without making fun of this very serious situation.
    
    There are too many scaly personal attacks, fish have feelings too you know. Didn't you know that fish even gave their lives to promote the bible along with some loaves of bread. Have some respect huh !

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       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Respectfully pass the tartare sauce please ..

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