Playing Doctor On Hubpages

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    Deborah Sextonposted 14 years ago

    On Hubpages and across the internet people like to be people they're not.

    I've run across two people who "APPEAR" to be playing doctor on Hubpages.

    Playing doctor (Fake) is known as fraud. Giving medical advice is also another felony.

    Someone playing doctor will give advice that's not general and related to a specific person. They will often say things and speak of treatment and illnesses that's not correct (Misunderstanding)

    Real doctors will not misspell a lot of words or use strange phrases.

    There are two numbers a doctor holds..one for the state in which they practice and one that is personal to them. These can be found on the internet if you know what state they work in.

    Don't ever diagnose yourself or stop/start taking medication from the advice of someone on the internet.

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      girly_girl09posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I, too, share your concerns, Deborah. Great post. It's highly disturbing and you're right - they are much more likely to give highly-specific medical advice, applied towards a person's individual circumstances. Which of course, could be very dangerous! These people are easily verifiable, as you said, and shouldn't be welcome in the HP community.

      This is a really serious thing what has been happening.

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        Deborah Sextonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks for replying. It is a serious problem all throughout the internet.

        1. rebekahELLE profile image85
          rebekahELLEposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          there is an ethical problem all over the internet with article writing and people dispensing health information of which they really should not be writing. I have read a few at HP and they included no disclaimers or references.

          with the current contest going on about health, I think we need to be very careful with info that is published! references should be cited and disclaimers included. health issues should always be discussed with your own personal doctor first, or if you don't have one, someone you know is a real doctor or nurse.

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            Deborah Sextonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Very true. I always try to say, ask your doctor.
            Thanks.,

    2. Springboard profile image83
      Springboardposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well, this is one of those areas where common sense just sort of comes into play. Don't make an investment, or consider a diagnosis, or do anything for that matter before having done your due dilligence and homework first, or before consulting with known and credible experts.

      That seems pretty plain to me.

  2. blondepoet profile image67
    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    I don't claim to be a doctor as in fact I am a nurse.. well was one for Dr Benson here on HP. I got the sack for playing trivial pursuit with his patients in the waiting room.
    I was sure he said to be nice to people ROFL.

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/887015_f520.jpg

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      Deborah Sextonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Dr. Benson on Hubpages???
      I too am a nurse. I am a Periopertative Nurse and had to take a lot of different studies. I'm not a doctor though.

      1. blondepoet profile image67
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Wow that is amazing. You must have many stories to tell. I know AEvans is a nurse in real life as well. I was only a pretend one lol but it is something I always wanted but ended up a hair-dresser instead.

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          Deborah Sextonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Amazing? Why?
          Stories, what kind?
          I prepare patients for surgery then assist in it. I clamp veins, arteries,hand the doctor his instruments,suture, and count clamps, instruments once they are removed. I follow up, give post-operative instructions. Write prescriptions.

          1. TamCor profile image81
            TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            In case you didn't notice, that was a compliment...smile

            1. blondepoet profile image67
              blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Hi Tam how are you doing? It has been ages. smile

              1. TamCor profile image81
                TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Hi Deb!  I'm doing great--just haven't been on here a lot lately...hope you're all recuperated from your 'flu bout, and are back to normal now!!! smile

                1. blondepoet profile image67
                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh Tam I am on here a lot lately we must just pick different threads than each other. I am doing just great. Fit and healthy as an Ox. xo

    2. Flightkeeper profile image67
      Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That is such a cool photo! lol

    3. ASHWINSPGA profile image57
      ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is a HOT PHOTO tongue

      1. blondepoet profile image67
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Aww tks Ash, a pity Dr Benson did not think so lol.

    4. SimeyC profile image89
      SimeyCposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Which hospital do you work in? I'm feeling ill and may need treatment LOL!

      1. blondepoet profile image67
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        The one in Australia that is out in the sticks lol.

    5. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Now this is HOT!!!!   tongue

      tongue

                      tongue

      1. blondepoet profile image67
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I could go get three sponges Hokey LMAO

        1. Hokey profile image61
          Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!    tongue

          tongue

                            tongue

          1. blondepoet profile image67
            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Ready for a soak smile

            1. Hokey profile image61
              Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Ready for more than that!!!!   tongue

              1. blondepoet profile image67
                blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                We have to start somewhere. Hang on I will turn on the bubbles in the jacuzzi. Can you pass the soap please.

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      StormRyderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hello Nurse!!! big_smile

      1. blondepoet profile image67
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Hello Storm, excuse me for one moment I have a patient online........................
        Back again that was just Mr Ben Dover from Sussex, suffering from a constipation complaint.
        I recommended he work it out with a pencil..
        How you going Miss Lingerie model of 2010. smile

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          StormRyderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I am great today BP....really, really great...I feel so good for some reason??

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            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            It could be the buzz from all the grapes in that wine ROFL

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              StormRyderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I did have quite a bit lastnight  tongue

              1. blondepoet profile image67
                blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Woo hoo this is great talking to you I am getting a sexy slideshow of pics.

    7. Misha profile image63
      Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Deb, if was not in love with you, I would definitely get into right on the spot lol

  3. thisisoli profile image71
    thisisoliposted 14 years ago

    To be honest I think spelling at work and spelling in personal time varies a lot. When I am working I spend a lot more care and attention on my wording, when I am just chatting to friends however I make copious spelling mistakes, and my profession is a writer!

    Of course claiming to be something you are not is never a good idea, it's hard to prove sometimes though!

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      Deborah Sextonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Not really. I can get histories of doctors once I know what state they work in. The reports I can get are free and extensive.

      Even if writing for work or pleasure, I can still tell especially when there is misconception about illnesses and treatment.

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    Deborah Sextonposted 14 years ago

    Any doctors or nurses here?

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image92
      Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      There are a bunch of nurses and at least one pharmacist.
      I can't remember all the nurses (someone should write a hub about them), but some of them AE Evans, K@ri, RNMSN, Tami Lochman, Melody Lagrimas-- there are others... and the pharmacist is Pharmacist.

  5. Dame Scribe profile image56
    Dame Scribeposted 14 years ago

    Nurse here too having worked in home care, hospice and hospital ICU. Only Dr's are allowed to write prescriptions but every state may or is different hmm

    1. Jane@CM profile image60
      Jane@CMposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I thought midwives, nurse practitioners and physicians assistants could write scripts too, at least they can here in our state.

      1. Dame Scribe profile image56
        Dame Scribeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I stand corrected. Thanks smile yes, limited though.

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          Deborah Sextonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Being a perioperative nurse, to name just a few I can write scripts for pain (Even Opiates) However I can write all scripts

          What type of nurse are you? (field, title) RN, LPN?

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      Deborah Sextonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Not where I live. Physician Assistants, Nurse Practitioners and any Nurse that holds a Masters degree in Nursing can write scripts.
      When you go for your Masters in Nursing, Pharmacology is one of the courses you have to take.

      Wow where do you live?

    3. megs78 profile image59
      megs78posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      law has changed here in quebec.  nurses (qualified nurses) are now able to write prescriptions for everyday illnesses (strep, tonsilitis, ear infections, you get my drift)  I don't know if we are being used as guinea pigs or what, but it sure takes the wait out of waiting room.

  6. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    In my country, playing doctor is a sex game tongue

    lol

  7. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    SimeyC get in the queue smile

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I am not a doctor but I am some operator smile

  9. Greg Cremia profile image61
    Greg Cremiaposted 14 years ago

    The net is full of doctor and lawyer wannabes who think nothing of giving out advice about things they know nothing about.

    Anybody who reads anything should take the time to verify accuracy.

  10. Ohma profile image61
    Ohmaposted 14 years ago

    It makes me crazy when I see articles giving advice that are so outdated or just completely wrong. I do not even bother reading most of the medical stuff because the truth is I just do not know enough to know what is right and what isn't. But I do follow some of the diabetic articles because my husband is diabetic. and I have seen more than a few hubs that are dangerously out of date or just plain wrong on the subject.

  11. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    ohma - must agree with you - however, nobody should take any medical advice of the internet - well except go and see your Doctor smile

  12. Ohma profile image61
    Ohmaposted 14 years ago

    That is always the best. If I am answering a question here I always say see a doctor.

  13. gracenotes profile image89
    gracenotesposted 14 years ago

    I was a medical librarian for years and years.

    In this field, one does have to be careful when answering reference questions.  There is a protocol to follow.  I must say, that I freaked out a couple of times with the kinds of questions I got while working at the reference desk.  Some of the questions I referred to a colleague, and in one case, I told the man that he needed to consult a pharmacist.

    One time, I was even tempted to give some anecdotal evidence from personal experience, but kept my mouth zipped shut!

    I have an acne hub here on HP.  My article does have a personal disclaimer, even though acne is surely one of the safest medical subjects we could examine.  I believe D. Sexton has made some important points.

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    I'm not a Doctor, I don't even play one on the internet

  15. gracenotes profile image89
    gracenotesposted 14 years ago

    Oh, I almost forgot to say ---

    I am examining lots of web sites of eye care centers.  It's really frustrating, because it seems some of the info is out-of-date.  They either used paid content, or spun articles.  I wish these sites would work on being fresher.

  16. Will Apse profile image88
    Will Apseposted 14 years ago

    I'm willing to be proved wrong but I doubt if the health hubs will be much beyond- fungal toenail infection? Soak your head in vinegar.

  17. marinealways24 profile image60
    marinealways24posted 14 years ago

    I think every single person is a psychiatrist.

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      For sure Marine and sometimes I think we are all the patient too smile

      1. marinealways24 profile image60
        marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        My point exactly. We are our own psychiatrist at the least. big_smile
        How are you doing BP?

        1. blondepoet profile image67
          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Sorry Marine was busy checking tonsils I am wonderful thank-you.

          1. marinealways24 profile image60
            marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            lol Checking tonsils? Make sure you wash your hands. Glad you are doing good.

            1. blondepoet profile image67
              blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              My hands are always clean I just have to match my mind with my hands haha.

              1. marinealways24 profile image60
                marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Let me know if you need willing patients. I must warn you, I could bite. big_smile

                1. blondepoet profile image67
                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  It is ok Marine I always come prepared I have nuzzles in my bag. smile

  18. Stimp profile image60
    Stimpposted 14 years ago

    I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.  Sorry, I just had to say that.... lol

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You mean you are an actor on ER or something?

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    StormRyderposted 14 years ago

    Hokey, I don't care how many times you tell me you are a gynecologist. I'm not letting you examine me!!! lol lol

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Awwww.... Come ON!!!   

      Just tell Doctor Hokey whats wrong......   tongue

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        roll

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Is this for real?  Seriously?  The topic is hilarious lol  Obviously of great  importance.  Hubbers posing as doctors and making typos?  Come on, please.

    However the benefit of this thread and positive outcome has thankfully been Blonde's smokin Hot picture.  Wish I was a male doctor to work with you Blonde.  Warning-I make a lot of typos.  Not perfect like some.  geez.

    Blonde, marry me.

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I will Lyrics
      YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile

        1. blondepoet profile image67
          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Did you see my hub I dedicated to you and Mikel?

          1. calpol25 profile image58
            calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Hi honey how are you doing?

            1. blondepoet profile image67
              blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Hey Cal I am getting married to Lyrics LMAO

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                lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                so everybody back off she's mine big_smile

                1. blondepoet profile image67
                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I found us a marriage celebrant Lyrics Mr Brock Lee

                  http://s2.hubimg.com/u/917177_f248.jpg


                  And my car broke down so I am coming for you on the back of a elephant I hope you don't mind

                  http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1226909_f496.jpg

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            lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            ????????????????????????

            1. blondepoet profile image67
              blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              About Norma the blow up doll.

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                lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                no shit omg i love you - checking it out in a few
                what would we do without you?
                and did you see me hats hub?
                Too ridiculous i can't stop laughng

                1. blondepoet profile image67
                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I will go see the hats while you consider my wedding venue proposal.

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      Deborah Sextonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I wasn't speaking of typos. But I guess you feel the need to belittle which says a lot.
      I was speaking of those pretending to be a doctor whose misunderstanding of disease,their causes and treatment shows the person isn't really a doctor.
      Doctors may make typos but they don't write as though they are stupid.

      If the only benefit of this post in your eyes is the body of another hubber then maybe you need glasses.
      Pretending to be a doctor is a felony. Not to put a damper on all the off topic remarks.

  21. blondepoet profile image67
    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    Hey everyone Lyrics and I are getting married.

    http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/XOXO_dollface/marriage.jpg

    1. calpol25 profile image58
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Can I be your honourable maid? lololol

      1. blondepoet profile image67
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Oh of course Cal. What colour do you look good in?

      2. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Deleted

        1. calpol25 profile image58
          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          any colour

          1. blondepoet profile image67
            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I found a nice colour for you Cal

            http://s4.hubimg.com/u/1229963_f248.jpg

            1. calpol25 profile image58
              calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I like it lol, hawaiian style wedding it is lol

  22. calpol25 profile image58
    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    How do you get those images on here I good one for you lol

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You mean how to put an image here. Well you find a pic on the web. Right click the pic and copy the address beside the bit that says properites. For example it might be http://news.google.com.au/news/tbn/3iK0Q_VbhaMJ




      Then you just put that address between these two things
      [img]and[/img]

      So it would look like this;

      http://news.google.com.au/news/tbn/3iK0Q_VbhaMJ

      THEN HIT POST WOO HOO

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        http://x.hubpages.com/x/hubpages_120-60.gif

        1. blondepoet profile image67
          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          So you don't like the tree

          http://s4.hubimg.com/u/1229335_f248.jpg

          This one they say has a little more history dating back to the Napolean age.

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        Deborah Sextonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        But that costs the website greater bandwidth money..

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Blonde stop my side is killing me omg lmfao lmfao

    1. calpol25 profile image58
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      me too ROLF

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Im laughing so hard i spelt it wrong ROFL

    2. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ok Ok Ok but can we get married under this tree I like the color of the foliage Lyrics?

      http://s1.hubimg.com/u/916464_f260.jpg

      1. earnestshub profile image79
        earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        That is nice sized foliage BP.
        Hang on! That's not foliage, that's footage!

        1. blondepoet profile image67
          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          What is that you are talking about Earnest I will just go put on my glasses. ROFL.

  24. calpol25 profile image58
    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MQa1MqcUkNqy-M:http://www.metricthunder.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/maid.jpg

    1. calpol25 profile image58
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      yey it worked lol

    2. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Woo hoo is that you, me or Lyrics or Mr Brock Lee's daughter Agnus?

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Its a photo of me when i was in sixthform at school when we did haunted house lol xxx I did drag then lol

    3. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What a hotty I think you should wear that.

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I will wear it just for you lol

  25. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 14 years ago

    ROFLOL - you are making me laugh & oh I so need it.

    That foliage is very nice lol

  26. calpol25 profile image58
    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    I could divorce my hubby for that foliage lol lmao

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha Cal at least we are half-way to getting this wedding under way.

      Be sure to invite your friends "The Saggy Hooters Club" to the reception

      http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1230181_f248.jpg

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        There on their way lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/2683873_f520.jpg

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Can't come fast enough
      Giddyup elephant I say giddyup.

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:XMTDruJMk17veM:http://www.dogmall.co.uk/images/smiledog.jpg can my dog come too?

  28. Springboard profile image83
    Springboardposted 14 years ago

    lol. Haven't seen that one before.

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/2658270_f248.jpg

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      anyone have a light?

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ROFL

        1. blondepoet profile image67
          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          She did tell me she prefers big ones. Oh god I am going to have to stop all this I seriously think I have peed my pants. Oh boy oh boy this has just been so hilarious.
          Oh I can imagine the gossip now here on HP I expect there will be a thread entitled
          Lyrics and BP Exposed
          Haha.

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            lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            On our wedding lets wear this hat and shoes-very special

            1. blondepoet profile image67
              blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Oh I am so in that. The outfit will match the tree venue perfectly.

    2. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh boy I knew you had a smoking problem but oh my hahaha.

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        she needs help
        gotta read my hat hub

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    cool

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/2680424_f496.jpg

    at least she is wearing shoes, she is so smart

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahahahahahha

      Oh boy oh boy my pappa is calling me to go read the hats. Will be back later my darling fiance and dress wearing matron of honour
      http://s3.hubimg.com/u/1229498_f248.jpg

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      show me what shoes to wear

      the honeymoon is on the naked island in greece

      no packing yah!

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:YhaC3Fem5yZRSM:http://www.magic.org/store/images/ShoeBeesBluWhtstr.jpg Try these

        1. calpol25 profile image58
          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:QI78FHwGB9PGTM:http://www.funatiq.com/images/funny-shoes.jpg here you can borrow my shoes

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            calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:LYwjInLtMFxNHM:http://www.omgsoysauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/funny-shoes-no-soles.jpg Here you go now you are spoilt for choice lol lmao

          2. blondepoet profile image67
            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Haha Cal did your feet drop off?

            1. calpol25 profile image58
              calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              yeah it was well hot that summer, i had a good surgeon Dr Death lol

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      StormRyderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That looks like my lamp shade??
      Oh, she's naked!!...I didn't notice tongue

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol

        read my hat hub, you'll pee your pants i swear

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          StormRyderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I will do that! big_smile   read it that is...hopefully not pee

  32. calpol25 profile image58
    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    for your honeymoon where you going?

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      To Misha's house.

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        that sounds fun lol

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol  perfect

        1. Misha profile image63
          Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Come over here, you two.. closer... closer... wink

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            lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            we're coming i swear, hurry up damn.

            1. blondepoet profile image67
              blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              We coming poopsie. Lyrics fell of the elephant don't worry we found transport.
              http://s3.hubimg.com/u/1226910_f496.jpg

  33. calpol25 profile image58
    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bdC75iTObCqf0M:http://www.horrorstew.com/images/Frank75.jpg my mum is coming too lol

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Boy oh boy getting hitched under the Napolean tree, naked apart from high heels, to the Time Warp with a suspender wearing guest list, we going to make history.

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        should be fun lol

      2. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I love suspenders!!!  big_smile

        1. calpol25 profile image58
          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          you can borrow mine from my maids outfit lol

          1. blondepoet profile image67
            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh and I would love to borrow the dress

            1. Hokey profile image61
              Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I like my sponge baths from nurses only in suspenders please.

                                              tongue

              1. blondepoet profile image67
                blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Got them on all ready to go

                http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f39/xpotatogirlx/love_classic_suspender_black_F.jpg

                1. Hokey profile image61
                  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  OH                              MY       GOD    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                        tongue                        tongue
                                       tongue



                  tongue                                                        tongue

                                          tongue

                  1. blondepoet profile image67
                    blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    smile

                2. calpol25 profile image58
                  calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  me tooooooooo http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6MVK7P4ddzwqCM:http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oscar_dela_hoya_tranny.jpg

                  1. blondepoet profile image67
                    blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    Hahaha Cal

                  2. Hokey profile image61
                    Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    UM.....   Thanks.........   I think.............

                                      neutral

          2. Hokey profile image61
            Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Nice!!  Thanks  big_smile

        2. blondepoet profile image67
          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hokey you missed all the action sad

          1. Hokey profile image61
            Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            What did I miss?  hmm

          2. calpol25 profile image58
            calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I will give you the dress lololol

            1. blondepoet profile image67
              blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Oh you are the kindest person out

  34. calpol25 profile image58
    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ieYwbtYsnljw_M:http://stackhats.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/clown-shoes.jpg How about these?

    1. calpol25 profile image58
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      do you think they will go with the maids outfit?

  35. calpol25 profile image58
    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:dlfpTihmfuHInM:http://blogs.nerve.com/drupal/sites/default/files/uploads/tools/2009/09/penis_chandelier.jpg

    Do you like your wedding present, its a real shiner lol

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh these pressies just keep getting better

  36. calpol25 profile image58
    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2akPkyvZdnKKkM:http://web.aanet.com.au/vmerchant/weird-cat.jpg Here is another present he is no trouble really lolol his name is gismo and he dont like bright lights lolololololo

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh that is just how I look first thing in the morning LMAO

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        me tooo but he is cute though lololol lmao

  37. Wayne Tully profile image63
    Wayne Tullyposted 14 years ago

    I used to be a doctor, but a ginger timelord is apparently nothing to boast about...I'll just get back in my tardis and leave!

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Chicken

      1. calpol25 profile image58
        calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I know he is gonna miss all the fun lol

      2. waynet profile image69
        waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I'll leave the ginger sock man with you lot!

        http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ginger-sock-man-299x300.jpg

        1. calpol25 profile image58
          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I know him he lives next door to me i thought he was a closet ginger sock man hahaah im gonna tell his wife ROFL

        2. blondepoet profile image67
          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          How is your blow up doll Mavis going Wayne?

          1. waynet profile image69
            waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            She's alright, just a bit flat and she needs cheering up!! might take her out on the town!!

          2. calpol25 profile image58
            calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            alot better than norma jean i should hope lololo

  38. blondepoet profile image67
    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    Back a little later guys got to work grrrrrrrrrrr.
    That was the funnest morning I have had in ages smile

    1. waynet profile image69
      waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Grrrrrrr get back to work!!!! roll

    2. calpol25 profile image58
      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      see you soon its early morning here like 1am lol see you tomorrow

      1. waynet profile image69
        waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Christ!! that time already, gotta be up at 6am!

        must sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        1. calpol25 profile image58
          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol snap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Sweet dreams

  39. darkside profile image65
    darksideposted 14 years ago

    Pretending to be a doctor, or in fact any health professional, isn't good.

    They should definitely highlight the fact that they're not qualified with an obvious disclaimer.

    It's certainly a lot more serious, though not nearly as funny, as people who write with deliberate spelling mistakes in an attempt to be cute but it makes them look like they have a speech impediment.

    1. profile image0
      Deborah Sextonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Wow an actual adult responding to this thread. Amazing how some people act in public.

 
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