VOTE FOR THE BABY PICTURE IN CHRISTOPH REILLY'S HUB

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   Ananta65posted 15 years ago

   No, the dude in question's really ok. He does have some issues, related to size as I've understood, but he's completely normal. According to HubPages standards, that is.
   I have no idea what these maidens feel, but it does make one feel a little jealous, doesn't it?
   
   Just start hubbing, Drop Bear. You'll understand in due time, trust me

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      Drop Bearposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      OK, but it might take me a bit of time to get my head around.
      
      But I tell you what - if you sent those bloody American politicians over here on a study trip, Me and my mates could fix the problems of the world with about 10 drops.
      
      Maybe I could write about that.
      
      DB.

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         B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         A fellow cryptid! Welcome! Can't wait to read some hubs from the Drop Bear. I don't suppose you know where I can find the Bunyip, do you? He hasn't been answering his phone.

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   Ananta65posted 15 years ago

   You do that
   Some tips to start off your first hub

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      Drop Bearposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Some Day I will Ananta65. I'll have to fix up my profile first, and tell people a bit about my species.
      
      Hello B.T. Evilpants. Nice Rack.You're probably the only person here who knows something about Drop Bears.
      It's good to find a similar being on hubpages. Tell me, have you got these humans under some sort of control?
      
      And why have you been so lenient with that Cristoph?
      He's obviously not a cryptid. More likely a cryptorchid.
      
      And I see that you've become my fan. Does that mean you'll send me tourists?
      
      DB

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   Ananta65posted 15 years ago

   Well, like the honourable Mr. Evilpants here, you could tell us about your species in a hub, Drop Bear Just a thought.

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      Drop Bearposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I might just do that.
      Looks like fun.

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         B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Be sure to write about the Bunyip,too! And maybe some of his Dreamtime friends. Oh, and tell him I'm still trying to churn some new butter, for him. I'm just tryin' to figure out how to get the milk out of this cow...at least, I think it's a cow.

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            Drop Bearposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Well if it's a cow, just poke your antlers through its milk sac and let it drain out. (make sure it's tied up well first)
            
            If it doesn't have a milk sac, then it's probably a bull, and your milking efforts will have resulted in a huge smile on its face.
            
            You must be of the North Eastern jackalope clan.
            The ones that aren't too bright. I see you're standing for president. That proves my theory.
            
            re: hubs about other cryptids
            Bunyips, Yowies, Gurranjors, Queensland Tigers, Black Panthers - we got more cryptids down at the club than you can roll a hoop snake at.
            
            I can't write about them all. Just bloody google them.
            
            Tourist season is starting - We've just launched a new campaign to get you Yankees down here - And even dropped our dollar to the ground so you can afford to stuff yourselves on plenty of Maccas before I and my mates "drop in" on you.
            
            Burp.

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   B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

   I have them on a short leash. I have been using subliminal text messaging to hold their attenton. Be careful, though. It's a very advanced technique!

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      Drop Bearposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I've found that a pair of claws through the eyeballs holds their attention really well.
      
      And I've just spoken to the Bunyip.
      
      He wants to know when you're going to replace that carton of butter you borrowed.

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   Ananta65posted 15 years ago

   which hasn't been perfected yet, far from it, I might add

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      B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      The fact that you said that, proves that it IS working. You have no memory of our little "talks".

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   Ananta65posted 15 years ago

   If me having no recollection of those chats is your only objective, well then you've succeeded. I must inform you however, that both my short term and long term memory contain considerable flaws, so there's no way to determine whether it was the technique or my personal disability that caused me to forget them

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   Drop Bearposted 15 years ago

   OK, I had a go at making a hub page.
   I'll see if I can find some pictures for it - Ive got a few cameras from recent tourist clients which might just have caught me in midair.
   
   Gotta go now.
   I can see the lights of a tourist bus heading for the toilet block under my tree.
   (I give cameras and wallets to the drivers as a reward for stopping here)

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   Christoph Reillyposted 15 years ago

   For anyone who is still following this, or trying to figure the last couple of day's out, the voting will now end 1 week earlier, this Tuesday, Oct. 14th! Help!  The UGLY BABY is leading with 40% of the vote and the ORIGINAL in 2nd with 28%.
   
   If you haven't voted, PLEASE go and VOTE for the ORIGINAL! As you can see, my avatar is already changing!
   
   Help meeeee!  I'm meltiiiiing!

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      Christoph Reillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      The votes are now 40% for BABY FACE and 27% for ORIGINAL. It's not too late. VOTE TODAY!                 VOTE FOR ORIGINAL!

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         spryteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Sorry babe...you are going DOWN!

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   Ananta65posted 15 years ago

   Please ignore the previous comment

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    Shadesbreathposted 15 years ago

    Don't make me get out the puppet, Reilly.
    
    
    
    V OT E    4    B A B Y

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    thranaxposted 15 years ago

    I vote for this avatar:
    
    
    
    OR if you could have an animated one:
    
    
    
    ~thranax~

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       Christoph Reillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Can we have animated avatars now? What about pics in our hubs?
       
       
                                    VOTE FOR ORIGINAL

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          thranaxposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Nope, just here =[ you can have the pony one though!
          
          ~thranax~

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             Christoph Reillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Why, thanks, thranax, but I'll have to pass on the pony.
             
                                       Vote For ORIGINAL!

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       Anna Marie Bowmanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ha ha ha...my daughter actually had that pink horse!

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    spryteposted 15 years ago

    C'mon everyone...vote for CHANGE (snicker)...vote Baby Face!!!
    
    (Hey...if it works for Obama...)

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    Ananta65posted 15 years ago

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aZoclr7yxRY
    
    Even she says it

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       Christoph Reillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       OK. That's pretty darn funny. But don't pay any attention to her, people!.
       
                                  Vote for ORIGINAL!
       
       It has come to my attention that the enemy camp is now recruiting OUTSDERS to come onto our homeland and vote for communism!  Don't let them get away with it!
       
                                  Vote for ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!

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    Ananta65posted 15 years ago

    

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    Christoph Reillyposted 15 years ago

    Vote for ORIGINAL

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    Shadesbreathposted 15 years ago

    Dude, our campaign has a hawt chick in pink latex lederhosen with armored nipple and codpiece dancing and singing "Vote, bab vote."    Your campaign has NOTHING.
    
    Vote baby.
    
    
    (Ananta, dude, that video is awesome.  How the heck did you find that?)

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       Christoph Reillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       It is true. You have gone to great lengths, but have only managed a slight lead. So slight that it is not unreachable. So....
       
                                      Vote for the ORIGINAL!
       
       Don't let Communism win!
       
                                      Vote for the ORIGINAL!
       
       There is a mere 3 and 1/2 hours left, but its not too late!
       
                                      Vote for the ORIGINAL!
       
       If you haven't voted, PLEASE do so now!
       
                                      Vote for the ORIGINAL!!!

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          Christoph Reillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I'm not sure where you are getting that "tantrum" business. You can't just make stuff up and expect people to believe you. It is you who are behaving in a childish manner. Like the gloating little child who finally gets to play with her big sisters dolly. Also, you can't tell time. The voting ends at 6:00 PM Central Time. For you in the Mountain time zone, that's 4:00 PM. In your case, that's when the big hand is is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 4. Ok?
          
          EVERYBODY ELSE: Do you see how they act? Celebrating before the end. Like CUBS FANS! Teach them not to count their chickens!
          
          There's 3 hours left...
          
                                           Vote for the ORIGINAL!

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       Ananta65posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       She's not the only one

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    gwendymomposted 15 years ago

    I love watching a man beg. Oh christoph, you might as well give up. You don't have a chance!
    
    Vote Baby!!!!

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    spryteposted 15 years ago

    About 5 hours remaining...and it's not just your picture that is morphing   You've got that baby tantrum down pat too... /flee

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    Mishaposted 15 years ago

    *whispers* hey, Christoph, you can always steal the election...

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    Drop Bearposted 15 years ago

    ¡ɯnʎ
    
    ˙ʎqɐq ʇɐɥʇ oʇ op oʇ ǝʞıן p,ı ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ı
    
    ɹǝpun uʍop ɯoɹɟ oןןǝɥ

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       Christoph Reillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That's just damn funny!
       
       Ananta: I'm not sure what you're trying to say about Spryte, but someone should tell her!
       
       WHoArtNow: Yea, my traffic stats were incredible (no money, though). I doubt people would go through everything they did again. It's a nice thought!

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          Ananta65posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I know... But you know how sensitive women can be, soI'm still looking for the right wording. Any suggestions?

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    WHoArtNowposted 15 years ago

    Well I voted BABY (even though it is quite a scary little morph of Rowan Atkinson (whoever did the photoshop job on it is pro too, good job!) Thing I did it with a minute to spare!
    
    (I didn't just vote, just didn't have the time to post after voting!)
    
    You should do this monthly, maybe even let some of the other hubbers design and submit the avatar! I bet your traffic stats looked good from the forums too

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