My Name is Satans Erection, I'm now ready for you to tell me I'm Great

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   Satans Erectionposted 13 years ago

   Please don't swarm me all at once, everyone will get a chance to tell me just how great I really am....

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      NightEmpressposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You're a fake erection

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         Satans Erectionposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         That is rather hurtful my dear.  Did you perhaps not receive the love that you needed as a child?

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            NightEmpressposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I don't need love. I have all the power I need.

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      um...welcome here...hope we'll be able to some of your work before we can do that...

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   Falsor Wingposted 13 years ago

   I can't believe that wasn't taken... good jorb

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   Peter Hogganposted 13 years ago

   Doesn’t wood burn?

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      CrystalStarWomanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Obscure Divineposted 13 years ago

   ...Another so-called Satan on the rise; how original?  Ha-ha!

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      it's either that or the devoutly religious! Whatever happened to the normal in between ones...

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         Obscure Divineposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         The "in between" ones?  Well, we may very well be the ones who often get banned and/or waste time entertaining the notions from both ends of the divine spectrum or, like you, use dull machetes to amputate their gregarious limbs of satanic/godly properties.  LOL! 

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            myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            careful now... i also wear a vest loaded with homemade bombs... comes in handy at moments like these!

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               Obscure Divineposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Okay, fellow suicide bomber, I have a question:  Do you get male virgins or female virgins for your reward???

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                  myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  apparently, a 'devout' man gets 80 of them....while a woman gets her own husband!! now isn't that just wonderful....! but better than 80 virginal men any day! well, almost...
                  
                  p.s. I better restrain before the interpol puts me on their watch list!

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

   Welcome back Brenda.

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      OR it could be Paarsurrey's alter ego... you never know...

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      Obscure Divineposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Now that's a possibility!  LOL!

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

   
   
   Are you the key master?

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      Obscure Divineposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Abracadabra, and now all that appears before us, as the debacle, comes to a quick halt - due to the pictorial evidence from above...

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