Reasons Why We Should Not Exercise in the Buff

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   Easy Exerciseposted 10 years ago

   Oh, let's play and have fun with this question. We talk about exercise, I actively seek to write motivational pieces on exercise but let's see if we together can hit the funny bone with the subject being exercising naked.
   
   Reminder - keep it clean, innuendo is the very best, evocative is ok but it has to be a clean evocative with a double meaning so even your Grandmother or your 8 year old can listen in.
   
   Specific goal is to evoke an emotion - specifically laugh out loud!
   
   (Word definitions: innuendo: an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one. evocative: tending or serving to evoke.)
   
   Enough said, let's see what the team can rouse with this tantalizing question.

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      R K Beranposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      Why I (as a man) wouldn't exercise in the buff: because the same physics applies--even with a more reasonable number!
      
      HAHA! This is a fun forum. Thanks, Easy Exercise!

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   tlcsposted 10 years ago

   O.k. Easy Exercise, you start the ball rolling!

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      peachpurpleposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah let us start by brisk walking

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   Valeantposted 10 years ago

   Yoga becomes Kama Sutra.

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   grand old ladyposted 10 years ago

   Since I'm a senior citizen, I'm allowed to be corny. Kama in tagalog means bed, and sutra means sew. So, I can do it on my kama with my blanket that was sutrad. Please, don't kill me fellow hubbers...

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   lisavollrathposted 10 years ago

   Seriously? If I exercised naked, someone might lose an eye.

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   Chriswillman90posted 10 years ago

   It's a humorous question, but I'm sure no one wants to get injured, and you definitely don't want to injure certain parts of your body.

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   Pawpawwritesposted 10 years ago

   We have cats.....enough said.

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   FatFreddysCatposted 10 years ago

   It wouldn't be safe for the neighbors. My pale whiteness would blind everyone in a five mile radius.

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 10 years ago

   I disagree.

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