40 Funny, But True Quotes About Growing Older, By MsDora.

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  1. ChitrangadaSharan profile image93
    ChitrangadaSharanposted 15 months ago

    Please take some time to read this interesting list of quotes by MsDora.
    https://discover.hubpages.com/health/fu … wing-older

    1. jpcmc profile image91
      jpcmcposted 15 months agoin reply to this

      This is a wonderful hub. I can feel the age crawling into my veins as I read the quotes. So true. Thanks for sharing.

  2. ChitrangadaSharan profile image93
    ChitrangadaSharanposted 15 months ago

    Hello MsDora,
    Thank you for sharing these interesting quotes about growing older. I can relate with many of them. Perhaps, the good (or bad) part of growing old is forgetting. It’s good if we remember only the positive things of life, and forget the negative things.
    This was an enjoyable read. Thank you for sharing.

  3. Brenda Arledge profile image82
    Brenda Arledgeposted 15 months ago

    Hi Ms Dora...
    It's so nice to see you on here.

    Your article reminds me that I must be getting older...because I can relate to some of these.

    The last one is interesting...that he only hives us as much suffering as we can take...just enough to make us want to come home.

    Take care.

  4. PurvisBobbi44 profile image92
    PurvisBobbi44posted 15 months ago

    Ms. Dora, 

    Thanks for writing this wonderful piece. It made me smile and laugh, and then I was afraid of what I would look like in years to come.

    I read this to my sister, and she loved it. I told her I was going to see if people who drove on our country road thought I was old. I told her I was going to put on my bikini I bought years ago and stand on the edge of my yard with a sign saying, "Honk Horn if I Look Old." And my sister said I would be arrested for causing a sonic boom.

    Stay young in your heart, and your body will follow.

    Bobbi Purvis

    1. Brenda Arledge profile image82
      Brenda Arledgeposted 15 months agoin reply to this

      Oh Bobbi...
      Your words made me laugh.

      By all means...put on that two piece and see...
      They won't be honking because you look old.

      All that yard work keeps you younger looking than you think...
      Better change the words on the sign.

      P.s.~ I still wear mine.

  5. surovi99 profile image85
    surovi99posted 15 months ago

    These were very enjoyable quotes, and I loved each one of them. I do think about aging but certainly not like a 70 or 80-year old would. Thanks for the compilation of the humor quotes, Dora. I appreciate your work.

    Thanks, Chitrangada, for sharing Dora's post.

  6. AliciaC profile image95
    AliciaCposted 15 months ago

    There are a lot of interesting quotations in Dora’s list. Even the amusing ones could be useful as we age. She has created a useful and entertaining article. Thanks for sharing it, Chitrangada.

  7. MsDora profile image92
    MsDoraposted 15 months ago

    Thanks to everyone for keeping the humor going. I had my share of giggles from the comments. Bobbi, you seem to be the brave one, although your face seems to say that you're young enough to try that stunt. I'm coming down the hill now, and I intend to enjoy the ride, and share the fun. It adds to my joy when you all laugh with me. Thanks Chitrangada, and everyone else.

 
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