If you formed your very own political party, what would you name it?

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  1. JeniferD profile image61
    JeniferDposted 8 years ago

    Yeah, this one's a real zinger.  I know everybody has their own ideas about the most ideal political party and it would be theirs.  My ideal party name? The Kegger Nationalist Party, or KNP!

    Hey, who wouldn't like a political party that likes a good beer?

    1. Doug Hughes profile image56
      Doug Hughesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It would have to be the  PArty Party. On the ticket in 2012 would be John Edwards and Tiger Woods.

      (Liberals DO have a sense of humor.)

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      cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      i suppose a political party has to have an agenda, so my party's agenda would be to promote the welfare of animals (especially bunnies), educate the public about the benefits of Feng Shui, champion green living and push for the end of political correctness.

      it would also require everyone to plant a butterfly-friendly garden and my administration would mail them the seed packets and give them a $25 check to get supplies. you can do a lot with $25...my cabinet members would all dress like Holly GoLightly or Catcher Block. i have no idea what to call it though.

    3. goldenpath profile image70
      goldenpathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      PRBN
      People's Republic against Butt Nuggets

  2. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    I'd name mine the CCS - Citizens for Common Sense!

  3. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    Stoners with Boners

    We're still working on our platform.

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image82
      Uninvited Writerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Free ganja for all!

      1. ASHWINSPGA profile image61
        ASHWINSPGAposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol

      2. Daniel Carter profile image79
        Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Located at 420 Ganja Ave, of course....

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      LegendaryHeroposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Nationalized prostitution?

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        And socialized.

  4. barryrutherford profile image79
    barryrutherfordposted 8 years ago

    WSIWIG

  5. aguasilver profile image75
    aguasilverposted 8 years ago

    Logic Party, we will rule with logic...

  6. profile image0
    LegendaryHeroposted 8 years ago

    The Realpolitik Party.

  7. tony0724 profile image59
    tony0724posted 8 years ago

    touchdown Tony's Tyrants ! smile

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    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    The Give Me a Break Party!

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      LegendaryHeroposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Do you give out Kit Kat Bars?

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        sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Alright! You win! If you nominate me there will be Kit-Kats all around!big_smile

  9. prettydarkhorse profile image63
    prettydarkhorseposted 8 years ago

    The Punk Party of the New Millenium -- to serve the punk people

    1. tony0724 profile image59
      tony0724posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Right on Maita ! I was a former punk rocker , and I still listen to my old punk CDs regularly !

  10. Anolinde profile image89
    Anolindeposted 8 years ago

    Noobs With Boobs (NWB party?) for women (and males who support or are members of Feminists for Life) who aren't career politicians and can lead with common sense!

  11. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Ernests political party. I don't like to complicate things. smile

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image82
      Uninvited Writerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      And your slogan would be...

      The Importance of Voting Ernest.

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Well done! I will need a campaign writer I guess. smile

      2. JWestCattle profile image60
        JWestCattleposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        smile  That one might work.

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    Justine76posted 8 years ago

    If I had a political party, Im not sure what I would call it but  there would be lots of food and good music! wink

    1. tony0724 profile image59
      tony0724posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I will be your campaign manager then !

  13. Falsor Wing profile image78
    Falsor Wingposted 8 years ago

    I'dget straight to the rhetoric. the Solitary Non-SuperNazi Party: the SNSNP.

  14. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    How about the NSF? No Sky Fairies Party? smile
    or the JSNTG. Just Say No To God Party

  15. salt profile image70
    saltposted 8 years ago

    womens' vote count.

    In australia, we are 55% of the population. If we take over, we could run the country. Conservative and left. We could create our economic system to support female culture. Reduce the male wage and increase the female income..... then men really will have to make an effort!!! And stop the male romancing the media, calling legalized brothels the Daily planet, which implys that all female journalists are....

    and really create real policies that mean something instead of one group of dominant males, bantering with another and really just being an embarrassment to themselves and others.

    Give australian aboriginals their own land and stop buying that pathetic dribble of organisations that feed off need. That create crime and welfare systems that manufacture poverty cycles.

    And you know, I think a female party could win. We would have all types of women from all beliefs and philosophical backgrounds, all working to create something that men have been unable to for centuries.

    1. Anolinde profile image89
      Anolindeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I dunno ... sometimes I feel women can be really catty and lots of time all we do is tear each other down.

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      LegendaryHeroposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sexism at its best.

      1. Anolinde profile image89
        Anolindeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Are you referring to me?

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          LegendaryHeroposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          No. Salt.

          1. Anolinde profile image89
            Anolindeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Okay smile

    3. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well we are off to a good start. We have some outstanding women in parliament already. smile

  16. American Romance profile image58
    American Romanceposted 8 years ago

    I would name the new party CFAF  citizens for american freedom,
    my platform would be to exile all liberals starting with Pelosi, force every 16 year old to 25 year old to understand how this country came to be, begin drilling oil in every spot possible to obtain it, and stop every tax and regulation against Americans, starting over with true representation of the people by the people.  wow that was fun!

    1. habee profile image94
      habeeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm joining this guy's party!

    2. Anolinde profile image89
      Anolindeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Count me in! smile

  17. europewalker profile image75
    europewalkerposted 8 years ago

    GED

    Git Er Done

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    Ghost32posted 8 years ago

    As the GOP acronym stands for "Grand Old Party", my LFOD group would stand for "Live Free or Die".  Party planks:

    1.  Mandatory firearms training for one and all.
    2.  FAT (Firearms Awareness Testing) to be applied in each member's 18th year.
    3.  Those who pass are issued free assault rifles with 1,000 rounds of ammunition each and sidearms with 500 rounds per.
    4.  Those whose FAT scores fall below DIL (Dangerous Idiot Level) issued no firearms and required to register as DORWAYS (Dependent On Real Warrior Americans, You See).

    --The above is an Excerpt from the complete LFOD party manual totalling 743,002 pages (not counting table of context, index, or illustrations)--
    lol

  19. Faybe Bay profile image70
    Faybe Bayposted 8 years ago

    I'd call it Faybe Bay, and put it on an Island where no one would have to vote, because I would be so nice they would just want to stay. I think it would be somewhere off the coast of Australia, and we would have a party!

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      LegendaryHeroposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It already exists and its called New Zealand!

  20. sandiegojoey profile image60
    sandiegojoeyposted 8 years ago

    I'd form a moderate party, the party of free-thinkers, people who can think for themselves and are not pursaded my folks like Hannity and Beck, or Maddow and Olberman.  The far right and the far left would be shoved into their respective corners where they belong.  Reason, not ideology, would rule the moderate party.

  21. calpol25 profile image68
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    I would call my party "SNOGAP Party" Society For The Neutralization Of Germs and Politicians.

  22. profile image0
    pburgerposted 8 years ago

    How about - PAP - 'Party Against Politics'?
    But the opponents might launch a PAPSMEAR campaign... smile

 
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