Rush Limbaugh announces latest divorce; blames Obama (satire)

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  1. Stacie L profile image88
    Stacie Lposted 6 years ago

    Radio commentator Rush Limbaugh announced today that he is getting a divorce from his fourth wife, Kathryn Rogers.  Limbaugh blamed his marital problems on President Obama's support for gay marriage, claiming that his own relationship simply could not take the strain of Obama's "war on traditional marriage".
    "So there you have it, folks.  This is what an Obama presidency has come down to.  Forcing butch, straight males to marry their long-time traveling companions against their will.  And I can assure you, it IS against my will.  It really is.  Now where's my wedding planner? I want to choose my cake and bouquet.  Hey, I wonder if Elton John will agree to be my best man..."


    http://bonosrama.newsvine.com/_news/201 … ama-satire
    well he's no Howard Stern, nor is he funny

    1. Paulshub profile image59
      Paulshubposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I thought this clown promised to move to Costa Rica if Obamacare was passed. It's been a couple years now and he's still around! By the way, Costa Rica has universal healthcare.

      1. Repairguy47 profile image61
        Repairguy47posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Yep, still around and getting richer.

    2. antiliberal profile image61
      antiliberalposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Perhaps your commenters can't understand the word "satire". Or they are just wishful.

  2. lovemychris profile image72
    lovemychrisposted 6 years ago

    I think he's getting divorced cause he really doesn't like women. take that however you want to.

    No kids? 4 wives? tsk tsk...must have been using birth control, or just not having sex.

    Bishops...I expect a huge reprimand!

    wasted seed.....MURDER.

  3. Disturbia profile image60
    Disturbiaposted 6 years ago

    He's obviously on crack.

    1. Mighty Mom profile image86
      Mighty Momposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Crack?
      I thought oxy and ego were his drugs of choice.
      lol

  4. Paul Wingert profile image71
    Paul Wingertposted 6 years ago

    I could care less what this clown says. This ass***e bashes Obama same sex marriage support, which is far more stable than any heterosexual amrriage by many times over, and he's going for divorse #4? Maybe he and others may learn something from the married gays and lesbians. The sad and pathetic part is the feeble minded Limbaugh followers who buys into his crap and thinks he's the second coming.

  5. Window Pain profile image56
    Window Painposted 6 years ago

    Wait a minute, does this mean I can't marry my goldfish??? We've already sent out invitations! (to all the suckers).

    Rush Limbaugh, a source of endless mirth.

  6. Window Pain profile image56
    Window Painposted 6 years ago

    Actually, if you want to have some provocative fun, the next time a belligerent hunter talks about his rights, tell him he just wants to marry his hunting dog.

    Joking aside, a conscientious hunter is often the best conservationist (if not conversationalist!)
    (NO! I don't want to start a debate on hunting!!)

 
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