"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hello I'm *insert name here*"
Probably the best one I've heard.
I've never used pick up lines, I used to just get to know girls I fancied.
This is probably the most corny pick up line there is:
'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me'
If I were a woman and some gorilla tried that on me, I probably wouldn't stop laughing for a week.
Let's just say I've walked up to a total stranger on the street and invited him to come home and have sex with me... not quite those words but that was the jest of it. I was a little more blunt. That same night I asked him to be my boyfriend and told him what the rules would be.
That's how I met my boyfriend of 18 years. He came home with me and moved in the following week. He passed away in 1994. Still miss him.
I'm not one to beat around the bush. Pretty much say exactly what's on my mind... mean what I say and say what I mean. If a person can't handle that then we just aren't even remotely compatible. No time to waste on fools and idiots.
Not one to waste an opportunity by dilly dallying.
"Don’t let me be the one that got away!"i have heard this many times followed by "My wife doesn’t understand me"
Heaven must be missing a Angel, because here you are with me
"that was my x line) .... that why he is my x today.
Nice pants, they would look great on my bedroom floor.
You want to hear a bear growl? Come check out my cave.
I've never asked anyone this before. Wanna do it?
I'm beef in a hot stew. Do you want to be the carrot?
Let's play doctor. I give great physicals.
So, we've known each other 5 minutes, we should do it.
My Gaydar is on the fritz. wanna fix it?
Have we met before? If not, I'd like to know you.
Some work better than others, but, sometimes all I need is a certain look. And, I know what is wanted without anything being said. I have that connection a lot with a certain bud of mine.
In a very subdued tone
"Hey, Let me get that fly off your hair....""
''What did you say"
"Wow, what a lovely voice, uniquely similar to someone I hate so uch...''
"I can recite 300 digits for pie. How come I don't know 7 of yours?" my husband used this on the first date. I thought it was stupid, but at least he tried. >.0/
Are you a parking ticket?
Cuz you got fine written all over you...
You're hot! Are you a good kisser???
lol this always used to work for me.
The strangest one I heard was from a very quite man I used to work with who said to the woman who was to become his wife. "Does this hanky smell of chloroform?" It worked for him.
The beauty of heaven has definitely been lessened because I'm beside one of the most beautiful of angel from there.
by Mena Guy 4 years ago
What is the cheesiest pickup line you've ever heard?"Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see." Whether they've worked or not, we've all come across some sort of strange pickup line at some point in our lives. What is the worst/funniest/cheesiest you've heard?
by derwin2k 7 years ago
hey ladies what is the worst pickup line you ever heard i mean the funniest and crazyest pickup line
by Daffy Duck 7 years ago
What's the most shocking thing you've ever heard a child say?
by JP Carlos 6 years ago
What's the worst break up line have you've heard?We've all heard about "it's me, not you" spiel when breaking up. But what the worst break up line you've heard so far?
by cindybarrymore 7 years ago
What's the worst pickup line (in flirting or dating) you've either received, heard, or given?Please remember to state whether you heard the pickup line, stated it, or received it. What was the reaction of the person who received the pickup line?
by mattdigiulio 7 years ago
What's your best pickup line? Or, what works best when you see someone you're attracted to?
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