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What's the corniest pickup line you've said or heard?

  1. roadrockafella profile image61
    roadrockafellaposted 7 years ago

    What's the corniest pickup line you've said or heard?

  2. kallini2010 profile image82
    kallini2010posted 7 years ago

    "What do you want from me?"

    "I want to seduce you!"

  3. Jarn profile image73
    Jarnposted 7 years ago

    "Nice shoes. Wanna f--k?"

    Ignore this sentence.

  4. CommonAnomaly profile image57
    CommonAnomalyposted 7 years ago

    "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hello I'm *insert name here*"

    Probably the best one I've heard.

  5. MickS profile image72
    MickSposted 7 years ago

    I've never used pick up lines, I used to just get to know girls I fancied.
    This is probably the most corny pick up line there is:
    'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me'
    If I were a woman and some gorilla tried that on me, I probably wouldn't stop laughing for a week.

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    Butch Newsposted 7 years ago

    Let's just say I've walked up to a total stranger on the street and invited him to come home and have sex with me... not quite those words but that was the jest of it.  I was a little more blunt.  That same night I asked him to be my boyfriend and told him what the rules would be.

    That's how I met my boyfriend of 18 years.  He came home with me and moved in the following week.  He passed away in 1994.  Still miss him.

    I'm not one to beat around the bush.  Pretty much say exactly what's on my mind... mean what I say and say what I mean.  If a person can't handle that then we just aren't even remotely compatible.  No time to waste on fools and idiots.

    Not one to waste an opportunity by dilly dallying.

  7. Mrs asif profile image59
    Mrs asifposted 7 years ago

    "Don’t let me be the one that got away!"i have heard this many times followed by "My wife doesn’t understand me"

  8. Darknlovely3436 profile image83
    Darknlovely3436posted 7 years ago

    Heaven must be missing a Angel, because here you are with me
    "that was my x line) .... that why he is my x today.

  9. brimancandy profile image79
    brimancandyposted 7 years ago

    Nice pants, they would look great on my bedroom floor.

    You want to hear a bear growl? Come check out my cave.

    I've never asked anyone this before. Wanna do it?

    I'm beef in a hot stew. Do you want to be the carrot?

    Let's play doctor. I give great physicals.

    So, we've known each other 5 minutes, we should do it.

    My Gaydar is on the fritz. wanna fix it?

    Have we met before? If not, I'd like to know you.

    Some work better than others, but, sometimes all I need is a certain look. And, I know what is wanted without anything being said. I have that connection a lot with a certain bud of mine.

  10. THE DIVINE YOU. profile image58
    THE DIVINE YOU.posted 7 years ago

    In a very subdued tone
    "Hey, Let me get that fly off your hair....""
    ''What did you say"
    "Wow, what a lovely voice, uniquely similar to someone I hate so uch...''

  11. Right On Time profile image62
    Right On Timeposted 7 years ago

    that old one 'have I seen you somewhere'....lol

  12. thisismylife9123 profile image61
    thisismylife9123posted 7 years ago

    "I can recite 300 digits for pie. How come I don't know 7 of yours?" my husband used this on the first date. I thought it was stupid, but at least he tried. >.0/

  13. Boogr profile image65
    Boogrposted 7 years ago

    Are you a parking ticket?
    Cuz you got fine written all over you...

  14. Iontach profile image85
    Iontachposted 7 years ago

    You're hot! Are you a good kisser???

    lol this always used to work for me.

  15. Karonher profile image74
    Karonherposted 7 years ago

    The strangest one I heard was from a very quite man I used to work with who said to the woman who was to become his wife. "Does this hanky smell of chloroform?" It worked for him.

  16. Dave Mathews profile image61
    Dave Mathewsposted 7 years ago

    The beauty of heaven has definitely been lessened because I'm beside one of the most beautiful of angel from there.

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