Tips on how to secuce a man?

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   TMinutposted 13 years ago

   secure? seduce?

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      tksenseiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Being a woman usually takes care of it.

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         rhamsonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         No argument here.  It's tough being a dog.

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   This ought to be good. Nice one Tom.

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   Ms Chievousposted 13 years ago

   Food is the answer.. It can secure a man and seduce him!

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      Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Although he is a Chef. What then?

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   Tom Cornettposted 13 years ago

   Crap...I wrote secuce instead of seduce...so if you are tongue tied...please don't be offended. 

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      Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I think the tongue is one of the keys, Tom. If it's tied, better figure out how to loosen it up.

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         Tom Cornettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         That's Knot nice!

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            Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            No, in these circumstances, knots are never nice! Knot, knot, knot.
            LOL

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         \Brenda Scullyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         the tongue is extremely important in any relationship

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            Poppa Bluesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I'm down with that!

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   Poppa Bluesposted 13 years ago

   Show up!
   
   Works on me everytime!

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   I think we all knew.

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   Helen Caterposted 13 years ago

   Take up watching footy, drink a little more than you normally would. Insist on having the sports on all day long. Have his meal ready when he gets home from work. Run him a nice bath and wash his back everyday. Insist that you love doing chores and make him sit with a bag of popcorn in front of the TV. Tell him you need a break and he is to go on a golfing holiday with all his buddies. Or you could do what I do which is none of the above. Hide the remote for the TV and only give it back when he has given in to your demands.

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      sooner than laterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      for a minute there i wanted to propose to you.

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         Helen Caterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Damn I knew I would ruin it.

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      Poppa Bluesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You had me worried there at the beginning... I'd be very uncomfortable with all that attention! I'd rather enjoy giving in to your demands!

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         Helen Caterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         What and have no remote....are you sure about that?

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            Poppa Bluesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Hell yeah! There's nothing on TV anyway!

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               Helen Caterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               You are sooooo easy LOL!!!

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                  Poppa Bluesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  What can I say, "I'm A Sucker For Love"!

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hey, we're talking seduction here..not the recipe for a perfect wife darling....
      
      no, has to be sexy lingerie and lots of charm....!

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         ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Marry me and I'll never look at another sheep!

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            myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            lol..then we'd have to shift back to the recipe...and u've seen how that argument ends...!

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               ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Well I figured you might get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

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                  myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  hmm... that's better...now we're headed in the right direction...

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                  Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Sounds like a song I threatened to write:
                  "She Wouldn't Kiss Me on the Lake So I Paddled Her Back to Shore."

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                     myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     you're on the right track....a song always helps...

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      Ms Chievousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      And then you told him to wake up and stop dreaming???

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         Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Was thinkin the same , even suggest a light cold shower(via the garden hose) to bring him back to reality

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   Tom Cornettposted 13 years ago

   Tell him your cat ran away and cry! 

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      TamCorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Works on Tom everytime....

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         Tom Cornettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I dumped that stupid cat off a dozen times and it found it's way home!  I loved that cat! 

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   Tom Cornettposted 13 years ago

   Charlie....That was Baaaaaad! 

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      ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I know Tom, but I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down.

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    Tom Cornettposted 13 years ago

    Redneck seduction:  Are you gonna pork me Bubba or whut? 

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       rednckwmnposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       noooo
       bubba, we ain't real cuzins, its just by marrige

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          Tom Cornettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          LOLOL....bonafide cousins! 

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    Once my wife walked in from work, I was whispering in the cleaning ladies mouth at the time. hah! And she thought we were kissing.

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       Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Wha???.....
       
       You're losing me on this one. But I'm not sure I need to be anything more than lost about it.

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          ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I was being seduced and caught in the act. Or maybe I was trying to seduce and was caught in the act. Whatever, I got slapped twice by both of them.

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    frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

    Strong rope should do it
    
    Secure right?

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    Crazdwriterposted 13 years ago

    How to secure a man? Fuzzy handcuffs!
    how to seduce a man? cat-walking, clutching books to your chest and a sweet smile. That is how I got my husband LMAO back in HS HAHAHAh he fell in love with me the first time he laid his eyes on me or so he says

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    Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

    Men can actually be seduced?? lol

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       Poppa Bluesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Sure. Stop by my office and stick your tongue in my ear, I'll pretty much do anything you want me to after that!

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          Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          reminds me of the time when I was sleeping,our new puppy did that and I sighed out loud ,honey we did it already

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    Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

    Great food , Steak
    Ice Cold Beer
    Smile big ,hold eye contact ,flutter those peepers
    Shiny glossy pouting mouth ask him if he needs more beer
    
    Feminine frilly soft clothing then
    
    Bend over slowly to pick up the remote control
    
    
    
    (work next day talkin to his buddies)
    
    What happened last night guys , I missed the last quarter ..)
    
    Touchdown baby! 

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       \Brenda Scullyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       STEAK WITH OR WITHOUT SEASONING?

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    jiberishposted 13 years ago

    How to secure a man?  With handcuffs!

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    No wonder you intrigue me Jib.

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    Philentposted 13 years ago

    I dunno every time I look at him, he says that I'm seducing him.. hmmm..I'm just checking on him!

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    Jane@CMposted 13 years ago

    Seducing is easy - they are always up for it
    
    Securing - well, that takes some work, lots of love, try recipes his mom made for him growing up & hope you don't screw them up, make sure his clothes are always washed, ironed or neatly folded, massage, support,  --- damn, I've been at this too long.  I want someone to do this for ME!  LOL

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    Rope works both ways.
    
    If you want to seduce a man, let him tie you up.  If you want to secure a man, tie him down.

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    rhamsonposted 13 years ago

    I like what Charlie Chaplin said about the differences between men and women.  He said that we have a difficult task of communicating with each other because we think two different ways in that women always want to be respected and men always want to be understood.
    
    So if you want to seduce and secure a man try to let him think you understand him.  Good luck!

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    bluetiger1520posted 13 years ago

    To secure your man; stop cheating and lying. Women should start acting like they want a  real man.

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    Colebabieposted 13 years ago

    How I seduce my man
    1. Leave him notes in his jacket pocket or send him a text message. "I can't wait to see you tonight "
    2. We go on dates at least once a week. I get dressed up and wear the "sexy perfume" he calls it.
    3. Before I get in the shower I drop clothes on the way there and then ask if he's coming.
    4. I'm not a tease, if I mention it throughout the day, there's gotta be some action.
    
    How I secure my man
    1. I'm very honest with him. There are no secrets here!
    2. I tell him every day how much I love him and how much he means to me.
    3. I show him how much I love him. (And I am faithful)
    4. I'm a really good cook.

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