Funny and clever pick-up lines

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   stephhicks68posted 6 years ago

   Funny and clever pick-up lines
   
   Share the best (or worst) pick-up lines you have ever heard.  For example:
   "Do you believe in love at first sight?  Then let me walk by again!"

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   Khal Blogoposted 6 years ago

   Worst one i ever used: "Is your father Osama bin Laden? Because you are a bomb!" In my defense, i was drunk.

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   spartucusjonesposted 6 years ago

   "I lost my phone number can I have yours"
   
   "Your feet must hurt because you've been running in my dreams all night"
   
   (From Wanye's World) "If you were the President you would be Babeaham Lincoln"

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   setarehposted 6 years ago

   Did it hurt? When you feel from heaven, I mean.

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      Website Examinerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Very good. It might work.

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   Old Empresarioposted 6 years ago

   "Don't mind this ring I'm wearing. It comes right off--see?"

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   CSWIFTposted 6 years ago

   Excuse me but where have you been all my life...

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      ackman1465posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I tried this one on a pretty young thing, not long ago... and she said, "Well, old man, for the first half of it I wasn't even BORN!!!!"

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   ackman1465posted 6 years ago

   My best line is:  Didn't we go to different schools together?  (Works every time!!!)

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   billd01603posted 6 years ago

   Guy: I can't remember the accident
   
   Girl: What accident,
   
   Guy: The one where i died and went to Heaven because you are obviously an angel!

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   Gusserposted 6 years ago

   Out shopping. " Can I be on your list of things to be picked up"? Gets a smile everytime.

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    pmorriesposted 6 years ago

    You are ugly but you intrigue me. She was very pretty and wanted to know why I thought she was ugly. I got the line from Mad Magazine (believe it or not).

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    JKennyposted 6 years ago

    A guy once came up to my friend and said: 'Hey baby, do you want me to rock your world?' He got a glass full of vodka in his face.
    
    I remember being on lads holiday in Majorca, and we met a lovely group of girls from Brighton. We all went clubbing that night, and I remember fancying one of the girls who was called Faith. After several pints of lager I approached her, and said: 'You know, I'm not normally a religious man, but I'd love to have a little more faith in my life,' It was pretty corny to be honest, but it worked.

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    connorjposted 6 years ago

    Quite simply, you are so beautiful; followed by a smile and an eye to eye look. However, it only worked once for me...

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    kloydskiiposted 6 years ago

    Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
    
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
    
    Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

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    GypsyFootedWomanposted 6 years ago

    This one I heard Tina Fey telling Jimmy Fallon during an interview. It was a quote one of her small children said to the other (an infant)
    
    "Hello Beautiful Eyes. Mind if I Party with You?"
    
    Out of the mouths of babes, hysterical!
    
    Now having heard it, if someone was to say it to me at a bar I would have to give them a shot because they clearly get my humor.

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    krillcoposted 6 years ago

    I like Groucho Marx's line: 'If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'

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    Team Leaderposted 6 years ago

    'My name is (Your name) but you can call me tonight.'
    'Feel my jacket...this is boyfriend material.'
    'I hurt my knee...when I feel...for you.'
    
    
    And my absolute favourite from the comments below 'Didn't we go to different schools together?' Hilarious, would work for me, too.

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    Sheepsquatchposted 6 years ago

    Did you fall from heaven?
    Cause your face is pretty messed up.

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