Funny and clever pick-up lines
Share the best (or worst) pick-up lines you have ever heard. For example:
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Then let me walk by again!"
Worst one i ever used: "Is your father Osama bin Laden? Because you are a bomb!" In my defense, i was drunk.
"I lost my phone number can I have yours"
"Your feet must hurt because you've been running in my dreams all night"
(From Wanye's World) "If you were the President you would be Babeaham Lincoln"
"Don't mind this ring I'm wearing. It comes right off--see?"
I tried this one on a pretty young thing, not long ago... and she said, "Well, old man, for the first half of it I wasn't even BORN!!!!"
My best line is: Didn't we go to different schools together? (Works every time!!!)
Guy: I can't remember the accident
Girl: What accident,
Guy: The one where i died and went to Heaven because you are obviously an angel!
Out shopping. " Can I be on your list of things to be picked up"? Gets a smile everytime.
You are ugly but you intrigue me. She was very pretty and wanted to know why I thought she was ugly. I got the line from Mad Magazine (believe it or not).
A guy once came up to my friend and said: 'Hey baby, do you want me to rock your world?' He got a glass full of vodka in his face.
I remember being on lads holiday in Majorca, and we met a lovely group of girls from Brighton. We all went clubbing that night, and I remember fancying one of the girls who was called Faith. After several pints of lager I approached her, and said: 'You know, I'm not normally a religious man, but I'd love to have a little more faith in my life,' It was pretty corny to be honest, but it worked.
Quite simply, you are so beautiful; followed by a smile and an eye to eye look. However, it only worked once for me...
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
This one I heard Tina Fey telling Jimmy Fallon during an interview. It was a quote one of her small children said to the other (an infant)
"Hello Beautiful Eyes. Mind if I Party with You?"
Out of the mouths of babes, hysterical!
Now having heard it, if someone was to say it to me at a bar I would have to give them a shot because they clearly get my humor.
I like Groucho Marx's line: 'If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'
'My name is (Your name) but you can call me tonight.'
'Feel my jacket...this is boyfriend material.'
'I hurt my knee...when I feel...for you.'
And my absolute favourite from the comments below 'Didn't we go to different schools together?' Hilarious, would work for me, too.
Did you fall from heaven?
Cause your face is pretty messed up.
by theseus 11 years ago
Hi gals & guys..Valentines Day is right around the corner..Post any pick-up line (conversation style) that you think is good, funny or romantic..I'll start:You: "Can you give me directions?Boy/Girl: Where?You: To your heart?" You: "Excuse me, are you a dictionary?Girl/Boy:...
by RKHenry 15 years ago
Worst Pick-up Lines
by kbennett51770 15 years ago
What are the popular pick up lines these days?
by grizelda 12 years ago
Just for fun:) Can u share your favorite pick-up lines?
by JP Carlos 12 years ago
What pick up line has worked for you?I know there's a lot of them out there. But which one worked for you?
by Devika Primić 10 years ago
What was the best Pick up Line you have ever heard from a man?Mostly men use pick up lines. I once heard this line ''Send me a photograph of you and I will tell Santa what I want for Christmas.'' Do you think Pick up Lines are humorous?
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