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I'm Ok, You're Not Ok!|Powerful Daily Affirmations to Make You Rich and Confident!
Many self help books and self help gurus teach us that you are fine,you are great,you are wonderful,you are unique, and you are special. But what about everyone else that is breathing your air? Well,they, as we all...
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The world's scariest conspiracies. |Obama is a white man. | Aliens run the Republican Party.| Conspiracy Theories
Have you ever wondered which conspiracy theories are true? Well this Hub provides undeniable proof that some theories are true. Close your shades and check for listening devices, then read this hub!
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How to Make Millions Writing for HubPages*| Five Easy Steps to Make Money Writing Online.*| Get Rich Quick Schemes.*
There are many, many Hubs on how to make money on Hubpages. In fact, I have read hubs-by brand new hubbers, telling one how to make money writing on Hubpages. Since making money on HubPages and other writing sites is so...
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Top Time Quotes And Sayings|Is Time Only an Illusion?| 10 Best Time Quotes | Thought Provoking Quotes About Time
All of us conquered the concept of time in the first or second grade, right? What if I told you that time is an illusion? Would you think that I have been drinking, or would you agree with me? Furthermore, if we did...
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How to be Completely Irresistible to Women| Ten Tips on How to Pick Up Hotties| How to be a Chick Magnet.
What men and boys want to know most is how to be completely irresistible to women. This Hub teaches one how to be a stud muffin, chick magnet, or player. Women should not read this article because their greatest secrets...
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How to Write Great Comments. | How to Comment On a Blog | Practical Tips on Writing Comments on Hubs.
This Hub is now new and improved! New content, some of it might be good, has been added! In this busy and complex world it is nice to get some feedback from our writing peers; however, how many comments do we get at...
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Thought Provoking Quotes on Evil |Evil and The Nature of Evil Explored Through Evil Quotations.| The Nature of Man?
Evil is a compelling, confusing, and enigmatic subject to contemplate. Are people born evil? Is there such a thing as evil? Does evil exist outside of man? Does the devil exist? Why can evil be so seductive? Can a...
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32 Tips on How to Become Evil.| How to Become Deliciously Evil.|How be a Sith Lord! |How to be a Super Villan!
Have you had enough of being a good person? Do you find the idea of being an evil person intriguing, but you want to ease into the dark side? This is a primer on how to become a semi- evil person, and it even includes a...
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Unsolved Mysteries of the Universe Now Solved.| Meaning of Life, What Are Aliens, UFOs, and Tunguska Explosion Solved.
Have you ever wondered, as other sages and theologians have through the centuries, what the meaning of life is? Do you ever contemplate if there is other intelligent life in the universe? Have you ever wanted to know...
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How to Be a Ninja, Pirate, or Marine.
Most red-blooded American boys (and some girls) want to be a Marine, Ninja, or Pirate when they grow up. This Hub gives them the information they will need to follow their dreams or start a new hobby.
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A Tribute to My Best Friend Who Has Passed| Talking Dog Interview| Funny Dog and Puppy Videos.
Did you know that dogs can talk? Well, I know that my dog,Spencer, can. Sometime, he will talk your ear off. I have decided to interview him, and boy, am I sorry that I did.
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Zombie Apocalypse | The Drug Called Bath Salts Associated With Real Life Zombie Attacks.|Hopped Up Homeless
Is the ZOMBIE Apocalypse around the corner? This article looks at the recent "bath salts" scare, and explains why bath salts does not create "real" zombies; however, the Zombie uprisings have happened before, and...
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Basic White Bread Recipe For a Basic Whitebread. |The Making/Baking of a Forty Three Year Old Male Survivor.
I originally wrote this hub as a joke. I wanted to write an entry to a cooking contest on Hubpages, but I cannot cook; however, I did come up with an existential and humorous recipe for the making of this particular man...
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My Poetry Is About Life| The World's worst Poem | Poetry to Ruin Your Mind.|Photos Included
Everyone seems to be a poet but me. So, I decided to write the world's worst poem. I fully admit that I am the world's worst poet but do not take my word for it. Warning, I cannot be held responsible for your reaction...
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Change the Image of Bullies? | A More Aggressive Campaign Needs To be Tried to Stop Bullying (Bully the Bullies).
This Hub explores a new and different way of dealing with bullies. The suggestions in this article may be somewhat controversial, but they are definitely worth discussing.
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How to Deal With Pesky HOA Nazis and/or Nosy Neighbors | 10 Practical Tips| How to Annoy Your Neighbors
Do you have problems with your Home Owners Association (HOA)or nosey neighbors? In fact, when you think of your HOA does the image of Nazis come to mind, or in the case of neighbors, neanderthals spring to mind? Do you...
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What Not to Say When You Meet Your Future Daughter or Son -In-Law For the First Time
Is your child finally bringing home the love of their life to meet you? Are you afraid that that you might make a bad impression? Would you like to have a good laugh? This article tells one how to make a good impression...
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What Not to Say When Meeting His Parents for the First Time|Over 20 Practical Tips for When You Meet His Parents
You have finally convinced Mr. Right to introduce you to his parents and you do not want to blow it, so what do you do? You read this article and learn what not to say when you meet his parents for the first time. Armed...
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What Not to Say or Do When Meeting Her (Girlfriend's) Parents For The First Time |Over 20 Practical Tips |
Making a good first impression is always important, but making a good first impression with your girlfriend’s parents is critical (especially if she is the one).This article gives you thirty-two suggestions on what...
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Funny Motivational and Inspirational Quotes: 15 Mind Blowing Quotes.|Motivational quotes for 2014!
This Hub looks at fifteen mind blowing quotes and dissects them to find out why they are so mind expanding. Okay, mind blowing might be a little too strong of a description, but one will see how these quotes really do...
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A New 12 Step Approach in Dealing With Difficult Coworkers or People (Chainsaw, Ax, or Machete Not Included).
Everyone has had to deal with a difficult coworker, and almost everyone has read an article or a book on how to deal with that problem coworker. Unfortunately, it seems like most of the advice given in these books and...
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Excuse Me, What Level of Hell is This? |Which Hell is This?|The Nine Levels of Hell
Have you ever wondered if you are in hell? Have you ever wanted to ask someone, "Excuse me, what level of hell is this?" Well than this Hub was written for you. Not only does this article answer the question are you in...
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What Items Do You Put Into a Survival Kit for the Apocalypse?: What Gear Should Be In An Alien/Zombie Survival Kit?
This Hub tells you what to put into a Doomsday Survival Kit. A Doomsday Survival Kit contains all the stuff a regular survival kit contains, plus items that will help you survive specific doomsday scenarios. This...
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Confessions of a Closet Vigilante: The Psychology of a Wannabe Batman.( Utility Belt Not Included).
This article is a somewhat serious look at vigilantism and Batman. Are there situations that make you so mad that you are tempted to take the law into your own hands? Mad enough that you would put on a costume to...
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Being Corny Is a Good Thing: Everyone Jokes About Me Being Corny.| Nice and Corny
If caring about our fellow human beings is corny, what else could be considered corny? This HUB looks at being corny and why it is not a bad thing.
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Atheist, Agnostics, Satanist, and Wiccans: What it would take for this Christian to Not Believe in God.
This article answers the question-What would it take for me to stop believing in God? Some of the arguments presented are serious (others not so much). In closing, if you are easily offended on topics of religious or...
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Best All Time Guilty Pleasures Lists | 12 Confessions of a Cookie Dough Junkie| Top Guilty Pleasures
This HUB talks about guilty pleasures. I f you have a guilty pleasure, you may want to share it on this HUB.
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Will the Louisiana Sink Hole End the World?| Random Thoughts of a Writer With Writer's Block.
This was originally an article about some random thoughts I had while trying to write a hub.This Hub has been edited to include information about the Louisiana Sink hole, and asks the question, "Can a sink hole end the...
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15 People Who Deserve to Go to Hell! |Are You Gonna Burn In Hell? | Are You On The List of People Who Will Burn?
This hub is about coming up with a list, that people can agree upon, of people who should burn in hell. Are You On this List? You might want to find out...
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Smarmy Tricks by Businesses During Hard Economic Times| Dirty Business Tricks In Bad Economic Times
This an article about how some businesses take advantage of employees during hard economic times.
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Bullying is Creating Monsters? !| You Are Not A Monster: Do Not Let Them Make You One.
This article is for teenagers who are suffering from depression or contemplating violence against others. This Hub can also offer insight to parents who have depressed teenagers. The main message is: You Are Not A...
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Call it Male Menopause, Manopause, or Andropause | It Can be a Funny Part of Aging ( What is Manopause?).
This is a funny article about aging and manopause. People of all ages should enjoy this hub.
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How To Be A Opinionated, Pushy Jerk, or How to Deal With or Handle Nice People.
This article tells one how to deal with nice people. This article also tells one how to be jerk.
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Can Cthulhu Help Your Career?| Pray Hard or Use Wicca to Solve Work Related Issues?|10 Steps to Solve Work Issues
This article is about what one should do when asked to do the impossible or when one has royally screwed up at work and all hope is lost (e.g., human sacrifice and voodoo may be viable options).
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The Zombie Apocalypse will happen in 2013!|I meant to say, "The Zombie Apocalypse will happen in 2014!"| The Apocalypse
This article is about how Mayan’s and various other prognosticators are wrong about the world ending in 2012. This HUB also talks about some alternate ways the world might end.
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Advice for Teenagers | Practical Advice for Padawans, Young Grasshoppers, Teens, and Young Adults.
This Hub is about what life lesions should be imparted to the younger generation. The life lesions I suggest sharing include the following subjects: finances, self help, being true to yourself, actions speaking louder...
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How to Torment Your Teenager.|What To Do When Your Teen Mumbles|Mumbling Teenagers
This is a funny article on how to tease and relate to your teenager. This hub has humor that teenagers and their parents can relate to.
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Zombie Advocate. 20th Level Nerd. Dark Optimist. Wannabe Vegan. Gallows Humorist. Sinister Blogger. Superstitious Skeptic. Bully Oppressor. Existentialist of the French Variety (God Exists and the Universe is Absurd). Metal Head. Walking Contradiction that Believes in Truth Gleaned from Paradoxes. Horror Fanatic. Hates Hypocrites (While Having Hypocritical Tendencies). Old Hat Corny. Knuckle Head. Strong Christian with an Agnostic Predisposition. Member of the 99%. Aging Idealist. Believes that Cynicism is an Undervalued Art Form. Truth Seeker. Slightly Barmy. A Cthulhu Apologist. Jesus Freak (No Matter What You Believe He Was…He changed the World). Questions Authority. World’s Angriest Man (Life Should Be Fair!).Psychopathic Pacifist – I Am all of These Things and Much, Much More (More or Less).