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This is the worst I ever overheard, the more disturbing thing is that it actually worked:
"Hey, I'll pack you so full of meat your eyes will look like the butcher's store window"
Guess any pick up line is only as good as the willingness to be picked up.
Well, I have had some awful pickup lines said to me, but once a guy said,"I sure would like to get in your pants". I said, "Sorry, but there's no room - there's already one asshole in there!".
Excuse me, do you have a pen? (I hand him a pen - And he attempts to write his phone-number on my hand!).
Hey, have you ever had your belly button tickled?...
But I mean from the inside!!
No, I did not use it. But I did laugh at its originality.
I once saw a guy ask a girl at the bar how she liked her eggs in the morning. Without missing a beat, she replied "Unfertilized."
I had one guy ask me "If I flip a quarter what are the chances of me getting head?"
I heard a guy ask a woman in a bar if "she was going to be his next ex-wife" The oddest part of this is that this guy WAS my ex!
I'm digging you and you're digging me so let me dig your digits.
This is one my boyfriend came up with and no he never used it on me... because that would just be weird. It makes me laugh whenever I think of it because he can say it with a straight face.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you... no, well then will you go out with me, I grabbed the wrong bottle."
by SilentMagenta3 years ago
The worst pick up line you have heard?
by theseus4 years ago
Hi gals & guys..Valentines Day is right around the corner..Post any pick-up line (conversation style) that you think is good, funny or romantic..I'll start:You: "Can you give me directions?Boy/Girl: Where?You:...
by Tiera Exum4 years ago
What's the worst "pick up" line someone has ever said to you?
by Stephanie Hicks6 years ago
Funny and clever pick-up linesShare the best (or worst) pick-up lines you have ever heard. For example:"Do you believe in love at first sight? Then let me walk by again!"
by grizelda5 years ago
Just for fun:) Can u share your favorite pick-up lines?
by kbennett517707 years ago
What are the popular pick up lines these days?
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