Worst Pick-up Lines

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  1. RKHenry profile image76
    RKHenryposted 9 years ago

    Worst Pick-up Lines

  2. dabeaner profile image60
    dabeanerposted 9 years ago

    Those earrings would look great on my nightstand.

  3. profile image0
    reeltaulkposted 9 years ago

    Don't I know you from somewhere?  Absolutely Not!!!

  4. Lee Boolean profile image60
    Lee Booleanposted 9 years ago

    This is the worst I ever overheard, the more disturbing thing is that it actually worked:
    "Hey, I'll pack you so full of meat your eyes will look like the butcher's store window"

    Guess any pick up line is only as good as the willingness to be picked up.

  5. Laura Thykeson profile image68
    Laura Thykesonposted 9 years ago

    Well, I have had some awful pickup lines said to me, but once a guy said,"I sure would like to get in your pants". I said, "Sorry, but there's no room - there's already one asshole in there!".

  6. stricktlydating profile image84
    stricktlydatingposted 9 years ago

    Excuse me, do you have a pen? (I hand him a pen - And he attempts to write his phone-number on my hand!).

  7. Paul Marshall profile image60
    Paul Marshallposted 9 years ago

    Hey, have you ever had your belly button tickled?...
    But I mean from the inside!!

    No, I did not use it. But I did laugh at its originality.

  8. Delaney Boling profile image63
    Delaney Bolingposted 9 years ago

    I once saw a guy ask a girl at the bar how she liked her eggs in the morning. Without missing a beat, she replied "Unfertilized."

  9. OhKathryn profile image61
    OhKathrynposted 9 years ago

    I had one guy ask me "If I flip a quarter what are the chances of me getting head?"

  10. queenbe profile image60
    queenbeposted 9 years ago

    I heard a guy ask a woman in a bar if "she was going to be his next ex-wife"  The oddest part of this is that this guy WAS my ex!

  11. Rthoughts profile image61
    Rthoughtsposted 9 years ago

    I'm digging you and you're digging me so let me dig your digits.

  12. DatingDragons profile image59
    DatingDragonsposted 9 years ago

    is your father a terrorist? cos u da bomb.

  13. nochance profile image92
    nochanceposted 9 years ago

    This is one my boyfriend came up with and no he never used it on me... because that would just be weird. It makes me laugh whenever I think of it because he can say it with a straight face.

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you... no, well then will you go out with me, I grabbed the wrong bottle."


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