online dating..the good, the bad and the horrendous

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    shenightowlposted 8 years ago

    oh yes  i went on line..Mr desperate..will you please marry me?...Mr bored..dunno..whateever girl...Mr Bad boy(Oh they are My favourite)...Mr nice guy..excuse me? would it be at all possible for you to answer my message..if thats not too much trouble..if that is ok?? sorry for bothering you!!.....Mr Randy...do you wanta root?.....Mr religious..Jesus loves you( but do you do it?)...Mr younger guy...hey cougar..i need an ....older lady! i am SOOO inexperienced(OH SUre)....my geriatric...well my dear..in between my bingo games....well ...you know...please?...Mr suburbia...well,ah like the footy, the simpsons, oprah, Dr phill and my new plasma tv is ace girl......Mr new age...check your chakras, check your auras..check your level of lead in your system...wanna have some tantric sex..sting can do it...well!!!...where is my mister? just a mister.....

    1. Pearldiver profile image79
      Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good Post....... Girls Are EXACTLY THE SAME lol
      Why Don't You write all your answers in a hub and get a robot to rate them? lol

    2. Stevennix2001 profile image91
      Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      umm...are you on drugs or something?

  2. darkside profile image79
    darksideposted 8 years ago

    You've come to the right place!

    We've got online characters made to order here.

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      shenightowlposted 8 years agoin reply to this
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    shenightowlposted 8 years ago

    i like that!! bring them on!!

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    shenightowlposted 8 years ago

    well obviously you have no sense of humour..like most writing sites, everyone tries to be soooo critical and gets off on hurting anothers feelings...and yet when i read what they write!! i on the other hand, DO have feelings, and your answer that i was on drugs..is just sooo typical...no constuctive critiscm , just getting your rocks off, because, much to your delight, you may have upset someone...IT WAS A JOKE MORON...i was having a lighthearted look at what it is like for a older woman on a dating site..don't laugh..you may be there one day...well go back to your misery, can only feel sorry for you..poor little boy

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image91
      Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      im sorry if i offended you, but that was not my intention.  its just that your forum comment didn't make any sense, so i thought you were being random or something.  however, if i did offend you, then i deeply apologize.

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        bayley73posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        i thought it made perfect sense

    2. azdp1 profile image54
      azdp1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I understood perfectly what you were writing.
      Online dating is a joke.

  5. blondepoet profile image68
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    Online dating....mmmmm....it is never purrrrr-fect.

    http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp236/Keefers_/Animated/3dbc9636.gif

  6. Bill Manning profile image73
    Bill Manningposted 8 years ago

    I'm starting up my own white label online dating/social site soon. But it's going to target a very specific niche. Good money if you do it right, and it's all honest with real members. smile

    1. blondepoet profile image68
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Wow Bill it will be great to see...
      Let me know when it is up and running.

      1. Bill Manning profile image73
        Bill Manningposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Well,,,,, I'm not sure if you would be interested. As I said, it's for a VERY specific niche. wink

        That's the way to go with everything online today, choose a very narrow field of topic. No, no midgets involved. smile

        1. blondepoet profile image68
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I am well over five foot lol.
          Best of luck Bill, hope all goes well with it. smile

 
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