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ask a guy anything

  1. PhoenixV profile image80
    PhoenixVposted 7 years ago

    k , I'm ready

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!  I'll think of one.......I'll be back, k?

    2. oceansnsunsets profile image87
      oceansnsunsetsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, I am gonna think of one too.   You gonna tell the truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth?  haha

    3. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Bad

      http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/daveyhavok999/short_hairstyles_39_01.jpg





      Good

      http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/OhxMyxLiverxItsxMe/Other/short_hairstyles_01_01.jpg

    4. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Bad

      http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g295/bx_mami_chula89/hair/cuts017.jpg


      Good



      http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af276/surajphotobucket/favee/cute-short-hairstyles.jpg

    5. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Again baaaddd

      http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx94/adodocacapopo/Punk_Rock_Band_Hairstyles_short_hai.jpg


      Gooood



      http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u243/Krad_Destroyer/Slytherin%20House/Short-Hairstyles-For-Women.jpg

      1. oceansnsunsets profile image87
        oceansnsunsetsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Ok, fair enough. 

        I still can't believe you think capris are "bad" though.  I like to wear those, haha

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Maybe youre right maybe I was being to rash . I wonder if we could revive those 1970 polyester pant suits too


          http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu194/trill555/thom_browne.jpg

          1. PhoenixV profile image80
            PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk19/TAY_BABY101/urkel-1.jpg

    6. profile image0
      sandra rinckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      How come it is okay for a guy to get jealous but not for a girl?

      1. PhoenixV profile image80
        PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        It seems unfair doesnt it ? I am thinking its an instinctual or an ancient anthropological dilemma, where the male of some species  wanted lots of adoring fans and they were expected to lavish all their attention on us.

        We are insecure.

  2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    i'm back...here's my question - be honest now....and remember it's a loaded one....

    http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/29/128750539517827888.jpg

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL . I have a cat myself and I saw a funny quote I had forgot :

      Dogs have owners , cats have staff (employees) lol.


      In all honesty that dress oddly makes kitty look like he is wearing a lamp shade lol

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        well....how would you answer that question?

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          dress

          good



          http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh21/Rainaddict/KIMsblackdress.jpg





          capris

          bad



          http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/LilTxAngl83/B0007XCP9O.jpg

          1. PhoenixV profile image80
            PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Deleted

            1. oscillationatend profile image60
              oscillationatendposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Yeah, I'm more of a skirt or dress guy.. wink

        2. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Sometimes I think the question is difficult for guys because "in the only way I can describe it " I think guys think linearly or pragmatically I guess .

          The photo looks a little distorted .However to be honest , the way my brain works thus: I cant differentiate the cat and the dress.

          Kitty looks a tad "full figured or curvaceous." smile

          regardless of the dress or lampshade lol

    2. Cagsil profile image59
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, it makes the cat look fat.

  3. katiem2 profile image58
    katiem2posted 7 years ago

    Are men really as domestically clueless as they sometimes let on?

    Hea this is cool, I'm gonna do the same with girl... smile

    1. Cagsil profile image59
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes. lol lol lol lol lol

      1. katiem2 profile image58
        katiem2posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I know your NOT!  smile

        1. Cagsil profile image59
          Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          On average, most men are domestically clueless. However, I do not happen to be one of those average people. So, I do not think you know accurately. I cook, clean, do laundry and other home things. My place is never, and I repeat never, dirty to the point of disgusting. smile tongue

          1. katiem2 profile image58
            katiem2posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Me neither I'm a bit of a neat freak.... My brother walks into my house and says, it's to neat, to clean mess something up a little would ya... smile

            1. Cagsil profile image59
              Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              My aunt used to be a neat freak to the point that everything in her place was clean. She was a smoker to boot. When she was done with a cigarette, she would wash out the ash, until she was going to use it again. That's a bit too much.

              However, I clean daily, to ensure my home is suitable enough to have visitors. wink

          2. PhoenixV profile image80
            PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Thanks for helping me field these smile I wish I had titlef it ask "some guys" anything lol. Its good to have a different set of opinions because of the diversity . Maybe we can work in shifts ? lol

            1. Cagsil profile image59
              Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              You'll do fine without me. I just lurk around the forums and stick my nose in where I please. But, have fun with this. wink

              1. PhoenixV profile image80
                PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Don't go too far, I felt in over my head the moment I pushed send lol

                1. Cagsil profile image59
                  Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  With some of the Women within the HubPages community, that could be very well true. But, then again, like I said- I'm always lurking around. lol

    2. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      What does "domestically clueless :" mean?

      1. katiem2 profile image58
        katiem2posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Your GOOD!

    3. oscillationatend profile image60
      oscillationatendposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I clean, cook, take out the trash, do the bathroom, and take care of the cat and rat. Am I domestically clueless? ;D

      1. katiem2 profile image58
        katiem2posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        NOT your a prince... smile

      2. k@ri profile image85
        k@riposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Not all all love!  What would I do with out you???

    4. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      If I understand what you mean . No .

      doing laundry and dishes is boring and mundane even demeaning if its left entirely up to the woman and the guys a slob.

      Some guys would rather have a woman cook because they just may be better at it and cooking takes some skill , especially if is tasty.


      But no , guys arent domestic challenged , some guys do more some do less or none .

      On the other hand in some relationships , the guy goes out and changes the flat , digs up the sewer line , disposes of something that died in the attic or garage ,and these things are  boring and mundane even demeaning but we do appreciate every dish you wash or every shirt ya iron .

      1. k@ri profile image85
        k@riposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I really love a well-rounded man.  One who can clean the kitchen and then change the flat.  I am a well-rounded woman after all...I can clean the kitchen and then go change the flat.  I can dispose of all that needs disposing...and appreciate all that should be kept.

    5. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Katiem - i hope you do start another thread - it could be fun!

    6. Daniel Carter profile image87
      Daniel Carterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I feel compelled to answer, Katie.
      Yes, with the exception of me and a few others. We are used to be domestic because we are SINGLE, capable, and never did mind changing poopy diapers, taking my turn getting up in the middle of the night with children, making meals, doing laundry and scrubbing toilets that were marked territorially by every child within a walking mile of my house, and raising a family.

      However, on the whole, your question and assumption are correct.

      smile

  4. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    good advice....so capris are out

    http://web152.revolveclothing.com/images/p/v/MJOL-MP6_V1.jpg


    and dresses are best

    http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/winner07.jpg

  5. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    but....how would you answer the question if a woman asked you? and you can't show her pictures...she's standing right in front of you, and the dress doesn't quite fit - like kitty cat's?

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I would probably be tactful and suggest another dress or lampshade lol

      If she's someone I care about , I would hope she would want me to be honest and I would want for her look good in what she was wearing out of respect for her.

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        that's good - tact is good..and being gentle with words

  6. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    okay...next question for you....hmmmmm.....I'll be back!

    1. oscillationatend profile image60
      oscillationatendposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I don't find either sex all that complicated. Luck of the draw I guess.

      1. oscillationatend profile image60
        oscillationatendposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BRMr2D3unLI/TA2rxM-I9NI/AAAAAAAAALs/FE6eTvpOtnw/s400/30391_1190879590814_1793121104_369038_4919099_n.jpg

        And to get a good dress-oriented pic. wink

  7. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...i'm back...Why do men fall asleep after sex?

    http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m144/miller5717/Pootie%20Pics/funny-pictures-college-sex-cats.jpg

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not a doctor , but my guess is a "wave of endorphins" its almost the same question as "why do ya fall asleep after downing a bottle of nyquil "? 

      Its chemical I guess.

      Its not purposeful

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        LOL!  Thanks Phoenix....should I try another?

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Sure , I think I'm treading water lol

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            hey..it's not just you guys....it's good to know!

            http://cdn.mgsrvr.com/funnies/horsesleep.jpg

  8. oscillationatend profile image60
    oscillationatendposted 7 years ago

    Loved the pic!

    I don't generally fall asleep after colitis. Usually it's an hour or two later if it's at night, or like the third time that day. wink But I will cuddle for awhile, sometimes nearly falling asleep.

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!  Thanks for the answer...

    2. k@ri profile image85
      k@riposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Mmmmm,  I love to cuddle!  big_smile

  9. Beth100 profile image86
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    What really scares a guy?  hmm

    1. oscillationatend profile image60
      oscillationatendposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Zombies. But that's personal.

      1. the pink umbrella profile image74
        the pink umbrellaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That is the third time ive heard a man talk about being afraid of zombies today...what is with that? I have a bat under my bead for rapists, my brother has one under his bed at his place for zombies. I dont get it!

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          wtheck?

          Keeps the bat under his bed ? Thats where Zombies usually are !

    2. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I guess just about anything that scares anyone else.

      A venomous snake , an angry pitbull .

      Love if it catches them off guard?

      1. Beth100 profile image86
        Beth100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        ha ha  ha If this is true, then why the "macho" act in front of us girls?

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Would ya want a guy that screamed in a really shrill voice better ?

          Why are guys macho hmm

          We want to be a girls hero I guess

        2. oscillationatend profile image60
          oscillationatendposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I don't act macho.

          I act to protect, dote, and coddle my love. wink

          So what if I insist on lighting her cig?

      2. oscillationatend profile image60
        oscillationatendposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Depends, is that after or before I wake up and have to get back home from Vegas?

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          you're too funny!

    3. Cagsil profile image59
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Commitment. lol

      1. Beth100 profile image86
        Beth100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        @ Cags -- Hey there!  That's a definite one as I've discovered.  lol  Truth is, it's the same for us girls.  smile

        @ Phoenix -- NO!  Dislike men with shrill voices! Geesh, rather enjoy the macho thing, but why not just admit that the big tattooed guy in the alley is scary instead of "I'll beat the crap out of him" reply? 

        @ oscillationatend -- Being protective, doting and coddling is very different than being macho.  Lighting her cig is thoughtful... chilvarous, which is highly desirable by most of us girls (definitely me)

        @ Phoenix -- yes, a buckies is good.  I'm not into the dominatrix thing....

        1. Cagsil profile image59
          Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          But, the average man cannot commit to anything outside his own little world- beer, tv, sports and pizza(or fast food).

          lol lol lol lol lol

          1. Beth100 profile image86
            Beth100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            lol  lol  Too funny Cags!  At least I know for certain that you're not the average guy!  Thank goodness!!!  Whew!  smile

        2. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          @ Phoenix -- NO!  Dislike men with shrill voices! Geesh, rather enjoy the macho thing, but why not just admit that the big tattooed guy in the alley is scary instead of "I'll beat the crap out of him" reply?




          Cuz we possibly could be truly scared and truly thinking about  finding a big stick to equalize the situation and "at least defending ourselves by "beating the crap outa him if we have to lol"

          probably sorta "working ourselves up " in case we actually gotta do it .

          Not all of its a perception.

          Kinda like laughing stupidly at an awkward or inappropriate place or time .

          And again we want to be the girls hero not barney fife

        3. k@ri profile image85
          k@riposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Beth,  I can vouch for him...chivalrous...yes that's osci.  He must sleep by the door to protect me in case anyone breaks in (not very likely, but still I love him for the thought!)  Never, ever, ever believe that chivalry is dead!  You just need to find the right man.

          1. Beth100 profile image86
            Beth100posted 7 years agoin reply to this



            Hey K@ri!  Long time, no see! 

            Chilvary is greatly appreciated and doesn't happen too often.  I respect a man more if he takes the risk to be chilvarous rather than not.  Poo poo on those who don't appreciate it.  You're one of the lucky ones K@ri!

  10. Beth100 profile image86
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    And, Phoenix, can you bring back a grande white chocolate mocha with the whip?  Thank you.  lol

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Is that a starbucks? or some kinda dominatrix thing?

  11. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ..i'm back...one last question...how do you answer this question from your significant other?

    "What are you thinking about?"

    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-wonders-what-you-are-thinking.jpg

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Honestly ? I'm suddenly thinking I'm on the spot.

      I have this odd deer in the headlights feeling ...;p

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        LOL!  I've had that same question asked of me many times and you know sometimes there just isn't an answer (leave me alone in my thoughts) - supposedly more women are known to ask it though.

    2. oscillationatend profile image60
      oscillationatendposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Here's what I'm thinking of right now!

      http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BRMr2D3unLI/TAvkHzRz5CI/AAAAAAAAAKU/1y3Ue-eVrsM/s800/rickroll.gif

      Muwahahaahah!

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I've tried a few times to read that thing - drives you crazy, I give up!

      2. Beth100 profile image86
        Beth100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That's pretty awesome!!!

  12. donotfear profile image91
    donotfearposted 7 years ago

    Okay, my guy question is this:

    ?Why do some of you just disappear when you lose interest in someone you've been seeing? Just blow it off, like 'Never mind?' And I don't mean a casual relationship....a pretty steady one, you know, say a few weeks or months.  So why disappear...?  Why not be a real man and just speak up and say, "Hey, It's not working for me, ok?"  Or.."Look, I think I wanna go a different direction here...."

    Reason I ask is cause it happened to me several times in the single life & it always left me with a poor opinion of the guy who did the casual 'oh, never mind' game.  A really angry poor opinion.......Just tell a woman its over, all right!!!!?/?

    1. Cagsil profile image59
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Cowards or didn't give a damn to begin with and was just stringing you along. hmm
      A part of those anger issues? You are working on I see. lol lol Best wishes my dear friend. big_smile smile

      1. donotfear profile image91
        donotfearposted 7 years agoin reply to this


        Yes, Caggy....a part of the anger issues.  I like to chew em' up & spit em' out to release the Firecracker Woman within. My hubby never gets the anger brunt, though. He's the nice guy.....I just carry the residual.

    2. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It does seem cowardly doesnt it ?

      Maybe he doesn't want to hurt you . Guys can be just as scared of relationship or commitment as they are of great big tattooed guys in dark alleys.

      Sometimes ,some of us guys just aren't worth it

      1. donotfear profile image91
        donotfearposted 7 years agoin reply to this


        Cowardly?  Ha! Yes, very cowardly.
         
        You gotta be kidding here, too, right? It hurt ten times more to get blown off with no explanation than if the dude woulda told me straight to my face," Look chick, I'm not into you anymore."  At least I woulda had some sort of ending to it all.

        I guess you are right. Sometimes some of the guys just aren't worth it.

        By the way, I've been married for a long time....this pertains to way back when......still irks me some.

        1. donotfear profile image91
          donotfearposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I even talked to my husband about it the other night. He never did it to me!!!  He just said, "Hmmmm, I don't think I did that to anyone, but there were a few I ran from!"  Hahahahah!  He's one of the good ones, for sure. I'm lucky.

          1. PhoenixV profile image80
            PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            It would be real easy just to have bad luck and find every bad apple . And then some get lucky and find someone right off an are happy for 50 years . Sounds like you found a couple of weak ones but it also sounds like it made you able to recognize a good one and keep him. He sounds honest

            1. donotfear profile image91
              donotfearposted 7 years agoin reply to this


              It was more than a few bad apples....they all homed-in on a sticker I had on my forhead that said, "Abandoning Avoidance Addicts Wanted". 

              Yep, my hubby's honest. Not many like him...

  13. Beth100 profile image86
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    @ Phoenix -- Ah, it's the "picture yourself doing it and you will do it" motto.  Gotcha.  smile  So, um, where's my buckies?  lol 

    BTW, you're a brave soul to put this out there.....  big_smile

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I made a homemade one kinda , instant nescafe , hot chocolate and whipped cream haha

      I would share if I could lol

      1. Beth100 profile image86
        Beth100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        mmm sounds good to me!  You can always email it with high importance to me.  lol 

        I'm off for the night...sure I'll be dreaming of more questions for you tomorrow!  lol

        Oh, is it true that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach?  (anatomically speaking, it's quite a painful way to get there...)

  14. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    okay Phoenix one more, then I have to log off...work tomorrow....and thanks for the thread; it was fun..but I'll leave you with this.

    so how do you respond when your significant other asks "so do you think of your ex girlfriend/wife?" and how do you feel about that question anyway?

    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-drunk-dialing-you.jpg

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry had to afk .
      These questions/types are definitely mine field questions. I can personally see myself say honestly 'I don't want talk about this " and clam up. Just a no win situation for either party .Anything you say could hurt, but probably say something like obviously it didn't work " but I'm glad I'm with you now or something and mean it.

      Tough one

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        i'm still around...but getting off line now...for real.

        The answer is
        'of course not, I'm with you - why would I think of anyone else' or something like that.

        no claming up allowed; that'll just get you into trouble. and then change the subject quick!  like...'hey, look at ......"  or 'let's go...'

        I've been asked this question too - it's not fair.  But the reaction/response is important!  I don't know if more women ask it than men or both do.  I think they are feeling insecure when the question is posed - so it's best to make them feel secure I guess.

        LOL!

        Later...thanks again..it's been fun!  And yes, I've been giving you the minefield questions...and there are more!

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I think they are feeling insecure when the question is posed - so it's best to make them feel secure I guess.

          LOL!



          I never thought of it this way and thanks for the advice : helping  someone feel a little more secure that you're sharing a relationship isn't much to ask really . Cya tomorrow

        2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          oh yea - there needs to be a hug in there (or more) after you answer the question.  and then you can change the subject.

  15. Cagsil profile image59
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    roll

  16. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    lol

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e141/Resqsquad911/ER/SMILEYS/caveman.gif

      1. PhoenixV profile image80
        PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Man Caves should be encouraged

        http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/willyp_04/ManCave.jpg

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa266/tundratom/DSC00419.jpg

          1. PhoenixV profile image80
            PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm29/hazydaz13/dsc01645.jpg

            1. PhoenixV profile image80
              PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/TAMPANATIVE/88.gif

              1. Cagsil profile image59
                Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Man caves do not need to be operated by Cavemen. roll

          2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            the one with the bikes is for women too!  And the music room!  I see you changed your pic!  you're back - looking for more  LOL

            1. PhoenixV profile image80
              PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I was trying to bury the tied up girl lol

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                she's not going away!

                1. PhoenixV profile image80
                  PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  This is probably a first too lol, how do I get rid of a brunette in leather all tied up in my kitchen ?

              2. lxxy profile image59
                lxxyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                You're mean! There's lots of girls who like being tied up, and guys who like to do so!

                http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BRMr2D3unLI/TA7qYy24QJI/AAAAAAAAAMU/EJiyH_Nfd4M/s800/bondage.jpg

                1. blondepoet profile image72
                  blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff292/angie_ceranova/bondage/sexy-4-1.jpg

                  1. lxxy profile image59
                    lxxyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    big_smile

                    SEE! Kari would agree! ;D

                  2. leeberttea profile image54
                    leebertteaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Now how did I miss this thread?

            2. PhoenixV profile image80
              PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Yea the guitar cave looks extra cool to me lol

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                I like the garage the best BTW!  except it needs a hydraulic lift for the bikes!

  17. lxxy profile image59
    lxxyposted 7 years ago

    http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BRMr2D3unLI/TAqo4NqeiKI/AAAAAAAAAL4/SgDkkSp47es/s800/leanaround.jpg

    http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BRMr2D3unLI/TA7qYy24QJI/AAAAAAAAAMU/EJiyH_Nfd4M/s800/bondage.jpg

    lxxy likes this picture.

    1. Cagsil profile image59
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Anath might like that picture too. lol lol

  18. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    hey Phoenix - I have another question for you.  I'll post it later.  I'm about to log off - off to bed early; i'm trying to fight off a cold....maybe tomorrow.  Later...

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      k get well

  19. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo28/Artful_S/Funny%20Images/artful-s-funny-images-93.jpg

  20. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Ok here is a question why do men often cock their leg when they pass wind...do they get a cramp at the same time???

    http://i774.photobucket.com/albums/yy26/miss_bo_peep/Silly/gattoridena9.gif

  21. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    do men kiss and tell between each other? big_smile

    1. blondepoet profile image72
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I bet they do...

    2. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      No . When we were teenagers , possibly.

      1. PhoenixV profile image80
        PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Guys would be more likely to ask or admit they went all the way than whether they "made out " > When you said kiss and tell I assumed you meant kissing at first ,exclusively.

  22. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    it makes for better release and sound effects. kinda like when you make such funny faces when putting on you make up. Are you a fart virgin BP?

    1. blondepoet profile image72
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ooooo but I am a lady I never do such acts ROFL...
      I hang my mouth open when I am putting on eye makeup though..it takes concentration...

  23. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    Hey Phoenix...I'm baaack and feeling better.

    So my question to you is; this is posed to you from your significant other btw.

    "What would you do if I died?"

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9B6Jxv_c8ls/RfBqz-qmhUI/AAAAAAAABEY/hNd8k0WfDlM/s400/2gx06f5.jpg

    Think about it...would you....

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tGUxnETTMlc/0.jpg

    Would you....find someone new?

    http://www.grubbylittlewebman.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/funny-pictures/fat-man-fat-woman.jpg

    now think hard about the answer...

    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-the-dog-has-a-hard-test-in-obedience-school.jpg

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Be grief stricken. It would take years probably to consider another

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        that's a good answer and maybe add in 'there'd be no one else ever...ever...ever'  LOL

  24. Beth100 profile image86
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    Hey Phonenix and Someway!!

    Ok, how come the guy always, and I mean ALWAYS, takes the remote (even when the tele isn't turned on)???  lol

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!  i have a good answer for that - let's hear what Phoenix has to say first ....I'll be back!

    2. ediggity profile image60
      ediggityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Because we don't want to take a chance of having to watch Lifetime or Dancing With the Stars.

    3. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I guess its because we are right brainers and prefer manipulating objects and gadgets and devices and its best for a remote to be in the hands of an expert like that lol

      Tough one ,ima have to think about this one

      1. PhoenixV profile image80
        PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I really never gave it much thought , I always had the remote so it was never an issue....is there a good reason someone else needs it? lol

        1. Beth100 profile image86
          Beth100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Is this kinda like the armrest thing when sitting side by side in the theatres?  Guys just have to take up BOTH armrests?  geez...... lol

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            forgot about that??  whatup with that Phoenix?????

            1. PhoenixV profile image80
              PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              We arent trying to take up the armrests on purpose, its just that we have " primate-like " arms that take up a lotta space

              1. Beth100 profile image86
                Beth100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

                That explains why when guys sit, they not only take up the armrests, but all the leg space too by sitting with their legs open like a V.  hmm

    4. blondepoet profile image72
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oh hell yes. Massive point!!!!!!
      Oh my ex would become so abusive if I ever dared lay hands on them even though it was my tv.
      If a guy is restricted from channel surfing, oh boy, it is not a happy man.
      Not all men of course. smile

      1. profile image0
        sandra rinckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I got some words for you that will change your life foreva Blondepoet.  DVR or Tivo.  (something like that) big_smile

  25. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    http://etornauta.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/remote-control.gif

  26. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    http://images5.cafepress.com/product/301863355v7_225x225_Front.jpg

  27. Beth100 profile image86
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    @ Ediggity -- That's why I keep the remote!  lol

    @ Somewhere -- lol at the comic strip!!  lol

    @ Phoenix -- Which would you choose -- your favorite drink (beer or whatever) or the remote? You can't have both!!  big_smile

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I would trade the remote for a beverage and a snack yes smile

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        good answer!  LOL

  28. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    okay - got that one solved....sheesh!   Good question btw!

    Now...how do you respond when your significant other says
    "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

    http://www.funmint.com/images/blonde-wish-these-were-brains.jpg

    1. profile image0
      sandra rinckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I say I wish these were brains! http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users11/sylverspyster/default/abs-hot-guys-six-pack--large-msg-114922934156-2.jpg

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        darn - I can't see the pic for some reason...

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          oooooohhhhhh...now I see what you're talking about - yep they look like brains to me!

    2. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Landmine:

      Keep mouth shut , stare at the ground, be very uncomfortable , give the deer in the headlights look . Let her know that you respect her by being honest but no way do you want her to be hurt by uttering a word especially if she thinks you would be lying.

      Its a no win whatever you do , if the lady is considered a knockout by comparison , you are in trouble for a couple days no matter what ya say or do imo

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        of course it's a landmine...but I don't think being quiet is the answer.

        I think a good answer is 'of course not, you're the prettier one'

        or if she's the knockout you refer to 'yea, she's quite beautiful but.....so are you and you are smart and wonderful to be with...I bet she can't even count to ten!" or something like that - you gotta find a flaw and if you can't, make it up!  but be quick....no staring at the ground allowed!  and then sweep her up into your arms and plant a nice long one on her lips!  How's that?  sound better?  LOL

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I would try maybe the *shrugz * yea she's ok , and act like she didnt exist and pray lol

  29. profile image0
    sandra rinckposted 7 years ago

    Okay guys...

    Do you think that your eh hem, size, is important?

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Im probably 5 foot ten or eleven and 170lbs. I think I feel more comfortable being taller than the lady.



      k next next question!

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        LOL!  quick get away Phoenix!   now you're getting it!  that's it change the subject quick....

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          smile

          1. profile image0
            sandra rinckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            And then you call the girls the nags. lol

      2. profile image0
        sandra rinckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Not exactly the size I was speaking about.

    2. profile image0
      Twenty One Daysposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      i'm married, so it doesn't matter anymore......lol

  30. aware profile image67
    awareposted 7 years ago

    i got a ?

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      k?

  31. aware profile image67
    awareposted 7 years ago

    whats a ringer?

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      The title to one of my hubs ? The title to a Johnny Knoxville movie where he is entered in a Special Olympics yet isnt handicapped.

      A cheat

  32. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    okay...here's a fav of mine...

    'so, how should i spend the insurance money when you die?...you know I'll miss you....'

    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-cat-hates-monkeys.jpg

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I am sure you will want the best of marble monuments to adorn my remains.

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        no...more than that...remember 'it's all about me baby!'  LOL

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          If she was good to me anything that money would buy that would make her happy

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            and yes...of course she would be very, very good to you and first place that marble monument.....

  33. aware profile image67
    awareposted 7 years ago

    horse shoe

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      When you get the horseshoe around the iron pole i guess for points

  34. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    Hey Phoenix - it was fun again...will connect again soon I'm sure.  I'm off for now...late night dinner time.

    http://www.iambored.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/funny-pictures-chipmunk-asks-you-to-go-on.jpg

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      omg lol

  35. PhoenixV profile image80
    PhoenixVposted 7 years ago

    k im back

  36. kmackey32 profile image80
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    Are you gay?

    jus kidn... hehe

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      No

  37. PhoenixV profile image80
    PhoenixVposted 7 years ago

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/40DifferentConverseVariations.JPG
    I have 2 feet . Do I really need this many shoes?

  38. Diane Inside profile image80
    Diane Insideposted 7 years ago

    Guy question: Why do guys think that because one girl treats him one way that all girls with treat them that way, and thus brace themselves for it? Expecting any minute for the girl to do something to remind him of the the others. It's like getting punished for something someone else did.

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My first thought is that we have the macho image and if we showed feelings for someone and they burned us it hurts us a little more. Women are expected to have feelings but we have to go out on a limb. IDK still thinking..

      1. Diane Inside profile image80
        Diane Insideposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        It's okay don't hurt yourself now.

      2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        http://cdn.mgsrvr.com/funnyfunpages/stillwaiting/001_Imstillw.jpg

    2. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      We have double standards.

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        ...you make me smile PhoenixVI

        1. PhoenixV profile image80
          PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          aww thanks smile

  39. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    Hey Phoenix...where've you been...busy?  nice shoes!

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      i'm out on bond lol jk- stalling to answer why we blame women for the last women that done us wrong Q

  40. kmackey32 profile image80
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    yup ur gay.. lmfao jus kidn again.. teehee

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I can settle this once an for all. Got pix?

  41. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ready for another?

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I think so?

  42. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    double standards!  that's a good thing, right?  means you have twice as many!  smile

    I have a question:  did you start this thread as competition for my Wacky Advice thread and hubs?  Because you sure are getting some wacky questions!  smile

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I wasnt aware of that thread. I started this thread because of a young lady was wanting advice as to whether her BF was giving her mixed messages or something along that line.

  43. lorlie6 profile image87
    lorlie6posted 7 years ago

    Okay, so here's the scenario-you're walking down the beach alone and see a woman coming toward you in a bikini.  That's all you can see until you both keep coming closer, closer.  Her shape is fabulous, her skin bronzed by the sun, her hair belongs on the head of an angel. 

    STOP


    Do you look at her eyes or her bosom first?



    Honest, now, and don't give the part where you say "I had to see her chest before her eyes."winkwink

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      sry was afk.

      Hmm personally I think I would be checking to see if she is making eye contact, so I guess eyes. But yes probably be checking her figure out too. The more revealing the bikini would make a difference too.

      Is she jogging towards me like on babewatch?

      1. lorlie6 profile image87
        lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        If you want her to be. smile

  44. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    where'd you go Phoenix....

    http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/8/128890015799524380.jpg

    1. lorlie6 profile image87
      lorlie6posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry, not Phoenix...but boy did you get the perfect photo of Bush. Though he didn't do justice to the jowls.smile

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Phoenix is a bit shy lorlie...i'm sure he'll be back to take a stab at your question...he's thinking about it - aren't you Phoenix! smile

  45. akirchner profile image94
    akirchnerposted 7 years ago

    I don't know about you guys, but Bob caught some commercial some time ago and if I ask a question such as this:  'Bob - so what do you think - does this skirt make my butt look too big' - I get the classic Bob 1 word answer now 'you betcha'.  That means stop asking me for an opinion because I cannot win.  It fits right up there with the line from the other commercial 'do these jeans make my butt look big?' and the guy says 'I don't think it's the jeans'.  I think I'd rather hear 'you betcha'. 

    Like he says though - why do we do that?  There is honest to God no right answer!  If he says 'no' I come back with 'are you SURE?' because I already know for myself and I'm wanting to blame HIM. 

    If he says 'yes' - well it's basically all over!  What kind of a jerk would say my butt is too big to my face?

    Or in the middle - if he says 'no' and he's looking the other way - then I go off about how he didn't even LOOK so what's up with that? 

    I apologize for all women on this terribly difficult question and I have no reason why we keep doing it.  I think there should be rehab for those of us who have to keep asking our mates to help dress us.

    After all these years, I put on what I think is gonna make it and walk boldly out of the bedroom.  I'm always pleased when I hear a compliment - if I don't, I just slap him and then we go on!

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ...LOL!  no apology needed...yea why bother asking?  you probably won't get the answer you want.  Phoenix  answered a few different ways when this thread was first started....his brain was working overtime...I could picture the steam coming out of his ears as he was trying to come up with a good answer or ways to ignore it!

  46. prettydarkhorse profile image63
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    what are the reasons why a guy is not going to marry a girlfriend, is it ok to ask a boyfriend to marry you?

    1. PhoenixV profile image80
      PhoenixVposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I think a guy would be lucky to find and accept a woman assertive enough to ask the question.smile

 
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