Is the Guy between your legs really what makes you a real man??

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   incomenewsposted 15 years ago

   Every time I ask a bloke "what makes you a real man?" he goes ahead and points to the other guy... you know the one that lives between your legs..
   
   So is that really true? I mean if we got rid of big Joe, Anaconda, Fire extinguisher or whatever you call him... would you cease to be a real man??

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      Poppa Bluesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Of course not! Some men might be well endowed in that area and yet behave like little girls or spoiled boys. What makes a man a man isn't much different than what makes a woman, a woman.

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      DogSiDaedposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Scientifically? hmmm perhaps. In the sense you're talking about, probably not.

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      Richieb799posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Anaconda? I thought the joke was always 'Im going to siphen the python' lol

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   Brenda Durhamposted 15 years ago

   lol
   This will make for a lively topic.
   Think I'll just sit back and watch the responses.....

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   Jeffrey Nealposted 15 years ago

   I think it's actually the danglies that hang below.

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   Denno66posted 15 years ago

   Fire extinguisher? Hmmm, now why didn't I think of that one?

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      wyanjenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You've never played Fireman?

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         Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         I've written my name in the snow; does that count?

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            wyanjenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            That depends on how long your name is.

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               Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Well, my real name is: Thaddeus Jebediah Phillipio James Theodore Arnold Guy Nelson III.

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                  incomenewsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  bloody hell! don't you get a headache with all them names?

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                     Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     No, but I sure do feel a hell of a lot better when I'm finished!

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                  wyanjenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Wow.
                  I'm completely impressed with your... kidneys... if you can pull that off...

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                     Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     Bout basketball-sized, ya. Some of my friends call me the Camel.

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                        wyanjenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        heh heh.
                        I said pull it off.
                        

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                           Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                           I wanted to respond to that one, but I thought you'd zero in on me for that, so instead, I lost out on a good one!

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                              wyanjenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                              
                              snooze ya lose.
                              
                              Last fall I went ahead and rescheduled all my appointments for the first of the year. I didn't pay attention to the fact that I put all of them on the same damn day.
                              So, I just got back from the dentist but I'm off to see Dr. #2.
                              Catch ya later

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                                 Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                                 We'll be here, take it easy.

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                     Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     plus, hes from Maine. It takes some...uhhh...balls to piss in the snow there!!!!

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                     mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     I wouldn't go pulling things off now . . .  there'd be so few men left aroun here!  :

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                        Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        

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                  cheaptrickposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  If you have that tattooed on your cucumber you must have Lots of GFs  ...

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                     Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     noooo..it would have to be a hndred dollar bill...ya know.....money to blow?

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                        Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        Giggity?

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                           Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                           goo
                           i gotta run, have a good one

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                              Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                              You too, take care.

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                  AEvansposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Well that is certainly a nifty name!

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            incomenewsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            did you just change your avatar?

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               Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Yeah, several times today

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                  incomenewsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  I prefer the previous one of was it the real you?

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                     Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     Yup. I posted it for fun; no harm I figure.

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         Ghost32posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, but putting out any inferno bigger than a birthday candle was pretty much beyond my abilities.

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   tantrumposted 15 years ago

   Yes and no. It depends on the brain that goes with it.

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      incomenewsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I thought the guy in between is the brain?? to my knowledge men have no brains.

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         tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         what about Einstein then ?

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            incomenewsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            he had no brain.. just a head full of jellyfish no wonder he got too many ideas.. is he the one that invented electricity?

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               tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               
               No!

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                  Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  He invented the TV.

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                     tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     

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                        DogSiDaedposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        I wish that comment had been on facebook... I'd have Lamebooked it straight away

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                        Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        NO   The internet!! oh yeah, that was Al Gore......nevermind

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                           Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                           I thought he invented Global Warming.....

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                  wyanjenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  No, you're thinking of Albert Franklin.

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                  DogSiDaedposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  To be more specific, electricity was not invented. It always existed but was discovered In 1550 by William Gilbert most people now think. Most people think it was Edison or Tesla. Edison invented the lightbulb, and Tesla the Tesla coil, to show electricities effects and such.
                  
                  Einstein is famous for E=MC^2, the equation linking mass and energy, along with other things that you can read about in far more detail than I can write
                  
                  Edit: Not 1550, what am I on about... he was 6 then xD

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         Poppa Bluesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Ouch! That's sexist!

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         Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Apparently, those people don't use their brain. Their ego, you know, the alpha-male? These fools can't see pass themselves, much less anything else.
         
         What Makes a Man? How he treats his mother and other among society? His defined actions that benefit or help others.
         
         What hangs between your legs(as a male) is irrelevant. It is simply a tool for mating. It's the only exit for sperm, which helps create another life, when done with one of the opposite gender. If you let your sex drive, to determine any path in your life, then you have been played for a fool by someone.
         
         I found this thread to be quite annoying, by reading some of the responses. For about half the thread, there is idle chit-chat, back and forward, about nothing really. Therefore, there really wasn't a discussion going on about the topic.
         
         Is that what HubPages forums have to come down to. A simple forum where topics are posted and then nothing is discussed? This would defeat the purpose of having the forums in the first place.
         
         A little ironic, that it took a thread of this type, to bring this action forward on to you. I am slightly saddened by the events, because it's absolutely horrible to think that people can't really have a discussion, ever.
         
         If you want to be scared? Look at some of the threads recently posted. All the posts are idle chit-chat, where people are arguing, teasing, bickering or bantering...the topics get lost.
         
         Ignorance isn't justified, when you willingly blind yourself from learning. If my post offends you, then I apologize. But, it is really sad to see the world so separated.
         
         Either way, have a great day!

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            Marisa Wrightposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Cagsil, I've thought about saying something like this.  Several times!  But I thought I'd just be labelled an old fuddy-duddy. 
            
            I too, remember the time when a forum was a place to discuss a topic. Not a place to bat meaningful, irrelevant one-liners back and forth.  The people who do it, no doubt think they're being hilarious - but it's tiresome and boring.
            
            Of course, if someone does post a really dumb topic - well then, it's no holds barred!

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               cheaptrickposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Excuse me mam but I believe the word is meaning-LESS....
               noticed that inconsistency cause of my Anal personality.
               thought you'd like to know...
               Now you probably meant that as an inside joke but
               I'm a bit thick so if it was ha ha ha ha....

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            cheaptrickposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Hi Cags,
            "what hangs between your legs(as a male)is errelevant".
            I must have missed something in Sex Ed...
            What hangs between a womans legs???????
            Oh, and if you go with Out long enough "IT" will find its way out of Some place or it backs up into your vocal cords and makes you LLIIIISP:)))

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      cheaptrickposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Absolutly true Yum Yum.
      "The largest sexual organ lies between the ears"...

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         tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Yes ! and Real Men as well.

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   Mrvoodooposted 15 years ago

   I'm not sure he's what makes me a 'real' man, but he's definitely the one running the show.

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      incomenewsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      HAHAHAHA so I guess show must go on then!

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         Mrvoodooposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         It surely must, and as showbiz types like to say 'always leave them wanting more!'.
         
         p.s. My pet names 'The Beast'.

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   prettydarkhorseposted 15 years ago

   what makes a man to be A MAN is to be able to fulfill his obligation to his children and to the people he cared about,,,,, not so much difference with that of a woman

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   Justine76posted 15 years ago

   HAHAHA  funny thread. According to the emails i get every day...yes.
   but..im not a man to begin with!!! oh wait....
   yes, technicaly not moraly...whats between your legs is a pretty good clue..

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      Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      maybe i should have said MALE?

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   Justine76posted 15 years ago

   well, if its all true about men, then what makes a woman? boobs? (I sure hope soo.....id be one heck of a woman...)

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    qwarkposted 15 years ago

    Incomenews:
    Curiosity demands that I ask you, if you are a woman, how do you define a "man?" C'mon, be honest..:-)

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       incomenewsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       a man is a homo-sapien who happened to have lost a rib

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Did you and Cagsil go to school together? I'm just asking....

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    Marisa Wrightposted 15 years ago

    Incomenews, a word of advice. You say on your blog that it took you four hours to write one post.  You also say (in your recent forum post) that you desperately need money.
    
    I know it's nice to interact with fellow Hubbers, but you need to save your energy for what matters. You may not realise that forum posts earn no money whatsoever, so you're wasting your time here.  If you feel the need to be in  forums for company, go and find forums on other sites, on topics related to your Hubs.  That way, you can get social interaction and promote your Hubs more effectively at the same time.

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       incomenewsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       thats true.. its just so nice to interact with people but I guess u right.. thanks very much

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          incomenewsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

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    sneakorocksolidposted 15 years ago

    Is this a trick question?

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    rmcrayneposted 15 years ago

    Most interesting and peculiar.  Same post by fakfk and incomenews.

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       

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       Sean Leongposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You are very observant, rmcrayne.

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          rmcrayneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks Sean! It's pretty spotty though, great pickups, and other times the painfully obvious sails right over my head to crash land behind me.  And I don't even hear it!

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       rmcrayneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Things that make you go hmmmm.  fakfk deleted her post.  Strange happenings.  icn's post was 4 hrs older, probably too late to delete.

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          Marisa Wrightposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Yes, it does rather look as if our suspicions were justified after all.

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          rmcrayneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Hmmm more intrigue.  These 2 ladies also have duplicate content in common.  Of course it is possible they are responsible for the near-identical posts elsewhere on the internet.  Especially since one instance was a very personal story.  Maybe they are not aware that even to copy yourself is still duplicating content.

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    qwarkposted 15 years ago

    Ladies...What's the best size of that guy between the legs? Is there a "best size?"

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       drej2522posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Is pinky-size okay?...just asking for no particular reason!...

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    huh?
    

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    It can't be more than 11 inches, because then it would be a foot!

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    Mishaposted 15 years ago

    I did not even bother to take part in this

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       rmcrayneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Good on you Misha.  I have significantly cut back my HP forum activity in the last couple months.  Some things peak my curiosity, then I allow myself to be sucked in.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    dear cagsil:  yes, its true the threads are constantly being hijacked by idiots like me who like to chat inanities back and forth with no real agenda, topic, or even value!  I will try to control my urges in future and stick to topic, or better yet not even enter those threads that have sickeningly stupid questions up top  that are so limited as to their actual discussion value as to encourage wastrels like me to come hijack!  It's like they're screaming "come hijack this asinine thread!"  I know you are not immune yourself to chatter in unlikely places so you will understand how hard it is going to be for me to cease and desist!  but I will try - now, as for all the others, can't say why, but I enjoy them too!  you have a good evening now, cagsil!  we missed you lately! :

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       rmcrayneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Lotta truth here mega

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    and another thing!  that "thing" between the legs of men is a useful thing - wouldn't have it any other way!  and "real men" is one of those phrases that just begs for an argument, really.  one of those undefineable things that its silly to argue about. but what the heck.

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       cheaptrickposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       HI Mega,welcome to the assanine club.There's lots of us here.
       
       "Very useful",Thanks from those of us who regularly "commune"with ours...if you get my driiiffftt:)))

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    DogSiDaedposted 15 years ago

    If you want me to chip in, my ex said a lot of it's about girth, not neccessarily length.
    
    Then again I suppose a lot of girth and very little length would make it look like a school fire bell...

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    sneakorocksolidposted 15 years ago

    If the participants are working someone over I will become sarcastic. So if you don't like it don't become a blind polarized moron who thinks they know everything.

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