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frogdroppingposted 8 years ago
lovelife999 - I'd delete this and repost it in the extreme makeover forum if I was you. It will be in danger of being snipped - overly promotional and all that. Not a ticking off, just a heads up
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sunforgedposted 8 years ago
Doesnt belong in makeover either, they are not requesting help

One of 5 threads started with just about only a link to his/her hubs

Unintentional Spammer, i think
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BEAUTYBABEposted 8 years ago
A woman's greatest wish when she is going out with a guy isn't showing her all the good things about yourself just to impress. A woman likes to be treated well and shown respect. In other words, open the door for her, bring her some flowers, nothing really extravagent, just a nice little bunch is always nice. Chocolates are nice although a bit outdated. She likes it if you just act as you, with no air and graces added. All the best with your dates. Good Luck Beautybabe.
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  rialeeposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Beautybabe,
  I prefer the choccies n not the flowers but your other advice is good...lol
  Cheers
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alexandriaruthkposted 8 years ago
they should be responsible and matured
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creepyposted 8 years ago
i show em my guns
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  lawrettaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  just strip. we want to see the size first!
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IdeaMorphistposted 8 years ago
Confidence, honesty, sense of humor and kind heart. Don't fake who you are and be open with what you do!
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tobey100posted 8 years ago
A sense of humor but don't be a comedian. Be who you are. Every woman I've ever met can smell a phony a mile away.
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  Bill Manningposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Most of my girlfriends get a good laugh after they see down my pants!
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  prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  why hehe, just kidding,
  
  I want a man who can make me laugh -- sincere too..that simple
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  tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hey, I've been called simple! Didn't know that was a good quality?
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  prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yes hehe, you seem to be a good humored man, hmmm
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  tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I used to be considered handsome and good humored. Now I'm just good humored.
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  Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  well if thats u on your avatar.. wouldn't mind sampling your goods hehehehehehe
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  tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Oh, its me but currently the nose is broken, the eyes are black as in 'racoon'. Check me in about 3 weeks
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  Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I will be delivering your medication personally.. I have super speeders and you'll be as good as new in 24 hours
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  tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Jez, where ya been all these years??????
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  Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I bet they don't speak English and can only say "hotel"!
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  Bill Manningposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Oh sure, bring that back up huh smarty pants! hehe,,,
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  tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  
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  Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Yep.. I'm sooo going to torment you on this one.. u ain't escaping boy!
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  Bill Manningposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hey it was a true story, what can I say! I can't help it if Vietnamese ladies want me to take them to hotels and marry them 3 weeks later!
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  Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  is this specific to viet girls or girls in general? I mean if i came over to Disney land would you take me to a hotel and marry me three weeks later?
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  Bill Manningposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  That's Disney World, Disneyland is in California! Of course I would not take you to a hotel, I have my own apt.
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  Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Nice.. means I'm allowed to frisk you up the wall and break everything in there and not pay a cent for damages!
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  Bill Manningposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmm, maybe I should visit you in Brazil sometime instead, they got any theme parks down there?
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  Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  we got the carnival at the end of the month.. I hardly think you'd notice me seeing they will be over one million naked women dancing the streets of Rio!
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  Bill Manningposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Oh that's ok, I'm just looking for one that speaks no English and likes hotels!!
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  Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  that rules me out then
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  
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  martin9920posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  its so fanny like you?
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tobey100posted 8 years ago
Truthfully, I have no idea how to impress a prospective girlfriend. Haven't had to impress a female in 35 years. I think I've lost the ability. I'd probably just smile, maybe wink, then drive home alone.
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  sometimes, a genuine smile is all it takes...!
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  tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I was afraid you'd use that word........genuine.
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  well, I'd like to say the wink works......but in any case, get a nice cd collection for the drive back home!
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  tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I always counted on music to fill the void. My mom always said I'd be a lady killer but I was afraid of girls.
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  winking huh? What about licking your lips and inappropriate hand gestures?
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  um...never a good idea! Subtlety is the key darling....!
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  damnit..I knew it! (shakes head) I never learn.
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  you're alright...I don't blame you, having to stay perched up like that all day...must be tiring!
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yeah, it's tough, really...tough life
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  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Not always. There are situations when plain and simple - I wanna fuck you tonight - works better.
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  are there any situations where you can just stick it right in there, no problems?...
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  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Inflatable doll?
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  (snaps fingers) that's it!!!
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yep. ESP. in a marriage!
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  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Not exactly what I had in mind, but yeah, I can relate LOL
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  me either! but well.... all in good time....!
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  Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I'd smile back.. only to hitch a ride home
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  tobey100posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Look you guys. Ya gotta quit making me laugh. Hurts my nose.
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yenajeonposted 8 years ago
My favorite thing to do in the whole world is to laugh; and I admire true intelligence. So try and be sincere and funny - but still a gentleman, I dont think chivalry is dead!
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drej2522posted 8 years ago
<<<<<<jots this all down...

okay...must be subtle, but being forward can work if you have ESP and you have to be married..

in any case you need to at least speak...no, automatic insertion techniques, no hand gestures or funny faces...

hmmmmm
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I don't know, it seems like a lot of work! :<
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  well worth the wait!
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  we were just giving you a live demo there....! doesn't work all the time....but....you're learning fast!
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drej2522posted 8 years ago
(in a deep voice) yes, baby, some people are worth the wait.
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myownworldposted 8 years ago
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drej2522posted 8 years ago
I actually prefer pork myself!
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  wait wrong thread! hehe
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ah... food over sex! see, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach....
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I would like the trifecta...
  
  food, sex, and TV all at the same time! is that too much to ask??
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yes!
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  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Cross TV out then, I don;t watch it
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  And cross out food too. i don't eat much!
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  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Agreed!
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  wait, then all you have is the sex...hrmm...maybe I didn't explain the whole trifecta thing too well..you guys need to get on board here! Start a new movement of total satisfaction!
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  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Trifecta? You mean you, me, and MOW? No objection
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  pauses...ehhh, I don't know about that...maybe minus you (hehe) no really...
  
  no no no..trifecta (food, movie, sex)...damnit, this isn't working here..
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  behave Misha....this guy is being a gentleman here now......
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  wow, I didn't know I held such a lofty title
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ...
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  speechless??
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yes, you got me on that one...
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  
  (((jjust playing along.....mind games...I like playing them...real life is another thing!)))
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  oh don't worry, I didn't take you seriously...you just got me! this time
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  you don't play mind games in RL?
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  thank god no. it's a sane life....
  (((don't take anything here seriously! just an escape....)))
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  it's kind of an alternate reality thing for you then...here that is..
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  not my writing (that's totally who I am) but yes, the forums definitely. Esp. these jokes we make. you got it!
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  nope..I think you need to explain further. I don't understand.,,
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  (((shhh...we're hijacking this thread! some day I will....just keep smiling...! it's what I enjoy in the forums: smiles and laughter!)))
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  haha...that's the way to go!
  
  I'm wondering..you live in the UK, yes? do you have an English accent?
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  (we'll be kicked out soon if we don't watch out! )
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  (shrugs)
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Okay, I'm outta here, MOW!! Don't worry, I'll wear you down sooner or later. You will tell me!!! (winks)
  
  and yes, I'm leaving with the last word!
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ((( i have a feeling you will! )))
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  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  He-he. We'll make it working.
  
  Brb, kids need attention
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  REALITY check! be good...!
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  what??? you're giving up food and your favorite sports channel!!! Why didn't we meet years ago???
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  awww, sugar mittens! look, I know all about the connection and in the moment passion thing...yes yes..that's all good. But I'm just talkin about a change up..
  
  you know...do your kissin, lovin, sensual thang..then, in the middle get a nice premade sandwich, flip on a good movie..
  
  oh come on!!
  
  And Misha ~ throw a good flick on...action pact movie or somethin!
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  myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ok...sounds good...but please, atleast not IN THE MIDDLE.... afterwards, yes...if it's good, she's anyway, probably too exhausted to care..!
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waynetposted 8 years ago
The best way to impress a lady and trust me on this is to tie a tassle to your appendage and spin it around whilst wearing absolutely nothing...jobs a good un!
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TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years ago
1. Be nice, be courteous. Not just to her, but in general.

2. Be responsible. Get a job, take care of your car, pay your bills. Have your own place. We do not want to take care of you; when we're ready to take care of someone irresponsible, we'll ask you for children.

3. Have some respect. You are not entitled to sex. Even if you've had it with her before. Even if you've had it with her A Hundred times before. As a matter of fact, you are not entitled to anything that doesn't belong to you, and that certainly includes a woman and whatever is hers.

4. Don't be clingy or possessive. If she wanted to be smothered, she'd crawl under a body pillow.

And most importantly: No power struggles: Yes! She is just as smart, witty, charming, sexy or whatever as you are. You should be happy about that--not insecure.

Good luck.
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  Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Good Luck with that...
  
  What I heard...
  ...A man that does what he's told, when he's told and how he is told.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Actually I would prefer a man who wouldn't have to be told to act like a grown up and treat his woman with respect and like she's an equal. That's really all the above boils down to.
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  Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Yes Dear...
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  LOL...Hey I expect the same from myself. That's part of being a worthwhile woman as well.
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  Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Yes Dear... your absolutely correct dear...
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caravalhophotoposted 8 years ago
a multi million dollar bank account signed over and one foot in the grave...
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