lovelife999 - I'd delete this and repost it in the extreme makeover forum if I was you. It will be in danger of being snipped - overly promotional and all that. Not a ticking off, just a heads up
Doesnt belong in makeover either, they are not requesting help
One of 5 threads started with just about only a link to his/her hubs
Unintentional Spammer, i think
A woman's greatest wish when she is going out with a guy isn't showing her all the good things about yourself just to impress. A woman likes to be treated well and shown respect. In other words, open the door for her, bring her some flowers, nothing really extravagent, just a nice little bunch is always nice. Chocolates are nice although a bit outdated. She likes it if you just act as you, with no air and graces added. All the best with your dates. Good Luck Beautybabe.
Confidence, honesty, sense of humor and kind heart. Don't fake who you are and be open with what you do!
A sense of humor but don't be a comedian. Be who you are. Every woman I've ever met can smell a phony a mile away.
Most of my girlfriends get a good laugh after they see down my pants!
why hehe, just kidding,
I want a man who can make me laugh -- sincere too..that simple
Hey, I've been called simple! Didn't know that was a good quality?
yes hehe, you seem to be a good humored man, hmmm
I used to be considered handsome and good humored. Now I'm just good humored.
well if thats u on your avatar.. wouldn't mind sampling your goods hehehehehehe
Oh, its me but currently the nose is broken, the eyes are black as in 'racoon'. Check me in about 3 weeks
I bet they don't speak English and can only say "hotel"!
Oh sure, bring that back up huh smarty pants! hehe,,,
Yep.. I'm sooo going to torment you on this one.. u ain't escaping boy!
Hey it was a true story, what can I say! I can't help it if Vietnamese ladies want me to take them to hotels and marry them 3 weeks later!
is this specific to viet girls or girls in general? I mean if i came over to Disney land would you take me to a hotel and marry me three weeks later?
That's Disney World, Disneyland is in California! Of course I would not take you to a hotel, I have my own apt.
Nice.. means I'm allowed to frisk you up the wall and break everything in there and not pay a cent for damages!
Hmmm, maybe I should visit you in Brazil sometime instead, they got any theme parks down there?
we got the carnival at the end of the month.. I hardly think you'd notice me seeing they will be over one million naked women dancing the streets of Rio!
Truthfully, I have no idea how to impress a prospective girlfriend. Haven't had to impress a female in 35 years. I think I've lost the ability. I'd probably just smile, maybe wink, then drive home alone.
sometimes, a genuine smile is all it takes...!
I was afraid you'd use that word........genuine.
well, I'd like to say the wink works......but in any case, get a nice cd collection for the drive back home!
I always counted on music to fill the void. My mom always said I'd be a lady killer but I was afraid of girls.
winking huh? What about licking your lips and inappropriate hand gestures?
um...never a good idea! Subtlety is the key darling....!
damnit..I knew it! (shakes head) I never learn.
Not always. There are situations when plain and simple - I wanna fuck you tonight - works better.
are there any situations where you can just stick it right in there, no problems?...
My favorite thing to do in the whole world is to laugh; and I admire true intelligence. So try and be sincere and funny - but still a gentleman, I dont think chivalry is dead!
<<<<<<jots this all down...
okay...must be subtle, but being forward can work if you have ESP and you have to be married..
in any case you need to at least speak...no, automatic insertion techniques, no hand gestures or funny faces...
hmmmmm
I don't know, it seems like a lot of work! :<
we were just giving you a live demo there....! doesn't work all the time....but....you're learning fast!
(in a deep voice) yes, baby, some people are worth the wait.
ah... food over sex! see, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach....
I would like the trifecta...
food, sex, and TV all at the same time! is that too much to ask??
And cross out food too. i don't eat much!
wait, then all you have is the sex...hrmm...maybe I didn't explain the whole trifecta thing too well..you guys need to get on board here! Start a new movement of total satisfaction!
Trifecta? You mean you, me, and MOW? No objection
pauses...ehhh, I don't know about that...maybe minus you (hehe) no really...
no no no..trifecta (food, movie, sex)...damnit, this isn't working here..
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(((jjust playing along.....mind games...I like playing them...real life is another thing!)))
oh don't worry, I didn't take you seriously...you just got me! this time
thank god no. it's a sane life....
(((don't take anything here seriously! just an escape....)))
it's kind of an alternate reality thing for you then...here that is..
not my writing (that's totally who I am) but yes, the forums definitely. Esp. these jokes we make. you got it!
nope..I think you need to explain further. I don't understand.,,
(((shhh...we're hijacking this thread! some day I will....just keep smiling...! it's what I enjoy in the forums: smiles and laughter!)))
haha...that's the way to go!
I'm wondering..you live in the UK, yes? do you have an English accent?
(we'll be kicked out soon if we don't watch out! )
He-he. We'll make it working.
Brb, kids need attention
what??? you're giving up food and your favorite sports channel!!! Why didn't we meet years ago???
awww, sugar mittens! look, I know all about the connection and in the moment passion thing...yes yes..that's all good. But I'm just talkin about a change up..
you know...do your kissin, lovin, sensual thang..then, in the middle get a nice premade sandwich, flip on a good movie..
oh come on!!
And Misha ~ throw a good flick on...action pact movie or somethin!
ok...sounds good...but please, atleast not IN THE MIDDLE.... afterwards, yes...if it's good, she's anyway, probably too exhausted to care..!
The best way to impress a lady and trust me on this is to tie a tassle to your appendage and spin it around whilst wearing absolutely nothing...jobs a good un!
1. Be nice, be courteous. Not just to her, but in general.
2. Be responsible. Get a job, take care of your car, pay your bills. Have your own place. We do not want to take care of you; when we're ready to take care of someone irresponsible, we'll ask you for children.
3. Have some respect. You are not entitled to sex. Even if you've had it with her before. Even if you've had it with her A Hundred times before. As a matter of fact, you are not entitled to anything that doesn't belong to you, and that certainly includes a woman and whatever is hers.
4. Don't be clingy or possessive. If she wanted to be smothered, she'd crawl under a body pillow.
And most importantly: No power struggles: Yes! She is just as smart, witty, charming, sexy or whatever as you are. You should be happy about that--not insecure.
Good luck.
Good Luck with that...
What I heard...
...A man that does what he's told, when he's told and how he is told.
Actually I would prefer a man who wouldn't have to be told to act like a grown up and treat his woman with respect and like she's an equal. That's really all the above boils down to.
LOL...Hey I expect the same from myself. That's part of being a worthwhile woman as well.
Yes Dear... your absolutely correct dear...
a multi million dollar bank account signed over and one foot in the grave...
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