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  1. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    lovelife999 - I'd delete this and repost it in the extreme makeover forum if I was you. It will be in danger of being snipped - overly promotional and all that. Not a ticking off, just a heads up smile

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  2. sunforged profile image69
    sunforgedposted 7 years ago

    Doesnt belong in makeover either, they are not requesting help

    One of 5 threads started with just about  only a link to his/her hubs


    Unintentional Spammer, i think

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  3. BEAUTYBABE profile image75
    BEAUTYBABEposted 7 years ago

    A woman's greatest wish when she is going out with a guy isn't showing her all the good things about yourself just to impress. A woman likes to be treated well and shown respect. In other words, open the door for her, bring her some flowers, nothing really extravagent, just a nice little bunch is always nice. Chocolates are nice although a bit outdated. She likes it if you just act as you, with no air and graces added. All the best with your dates. Good Luck  Beautybabe.

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    1. profile image54
      rialeeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Beautybabe,
      I prefer the choccies n not the flowers but your other advice is good...lol
      Cheers

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  4. alexandriaruthk profile image51
    alexandriaruthkposted 7 years ago

    they should be responsible and matured

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  5. creepy profile image54
    creepyposted 7 years ago

    i show em my guns

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    1. lawretta profile image78
      lawrettaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      just strip. we want to see the size first!

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  6. IdeaMorphist profile image73
    IdeaMorphistposted 7 years ago

    Confidence, honesty, sense of humor and kind heart. Don't fake who you are and be open with what you do!

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  7. tobey100 profile image60
    tobey100posted 7 years ago

    A sense of humor but don't be a comedian.  Be who you are.  Every woman I've ever met can smell a phony a mile away.

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    1. Bill Manning profile image71
      Bill Manningposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Most of my girlfriends get a good laugh after they see down my pants! tongue

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      1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
        prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        why hehe, just kidding,

        I want a man who can make me laugh -- sincere too..that simple

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        1. tobey100 profile image60
          tobey100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Hey, I've been called simple!  Didn't know that was a good quality?

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          1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
            prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            yes hehe, you seem to be a good humored man, hmmm

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            1. tobey100 profile image60
              tobey100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I used to be considered handsome and good humored.  Now I'm just good humored.  lol

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              1. Mamelody profile image60
                Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                well if thats u on your avatar.. wouldn't mind sampling your goods hehehehehehe tongue

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                1. tobey100 profile image60
                  tobey100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Oh, its me but currently the nose is broken, the eyes are black as in 'racoon'.  Check me in about 3 weeks

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                  1. Mamelody profile image60
                    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    lol I will be delivering your medication personally.. I have super speeders and you'll be as good as new in 24 hours tongue

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      2. Mamelody profile image60
        Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I bet they don't speak English and can only say "hotel"! lol

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        1. Bill Manning profile image71
          Bill Manningposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Oh sure, bring that back up huh smarty pants! hehe,,, wink

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          1. tobey100 profile image60
            tobey100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol lol

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          2. Mamelody profile image60
            Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Yep.. I'm sooo going to torment you on this one.. u ain't escaping boy! lol

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            1. Bill Manning profile image71
              Bill Manningposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Hey it was a true story, what can I say! I can't help it if Vietnamese ladies want me to take them to hotels and marry them 3 weeks later!  tongue

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              1. Mamelody profile image60
                Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                is this specific to viet girls or girls in general? I mean if i came over to Disney land would you take me to a hotel and marry me three weeks later? wink

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                1. Bill Manning profile image71
                  Bill Manningposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  That's Disney World, Disneyland is in California! Of course I would not take you to a hotel, I have my own apt. big_smile

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                  1. Mamelody profile image60
                    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Nice.. means I'm allowed to frisk you up the wall and break everything in there and not pay a cent for damages! smile tongue

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        2. myownworld profile image81
          myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol

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          1. martin9920 profile image61
            martin9920posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            its so fanny like you?

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  8. tobey100 profile image60
    tobey100posted 7 years ago

    Truthfully, I have no idea how to impress a prospective girlfriend.  Haven't had to impress a female in 35 years.  I think I've lost the ability. I'd probably just smile, maybe wink, then drive home alone.

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    1. myownworld profile image81
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      sometimes, a genuine smile is all it takes...! smile

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      1. tobey100 profile image60
        tobey100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I was afraid you'd use that word........genuine.

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        1. myownworld profile image81
          myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          well, I'd like to say the wink works......but in any case, get a nice cd collection for the drive back home! wink

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          1. tobey100 profile image60
            tobey100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I always counted on music to fill the void.  My mom always said I'd be a lady killer but I was afraid of girls.

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          2. drej2522 profile image85
            drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            winking huh? What about licking your lips and inappropriate hand gestures? big_smile

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            1. myownworld profile image81
              myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              um...never a good idea! Subtlety is the key darling....! wink

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              1. drej2522 profile image85
                drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                damnit..I knew it! (shakes head) I never learn. wink

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                1. myownworld profile image81
                  myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  lol you're alright...I don't blame you, having to stay perched up like that all day...must be tiring!

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                  1. drej2522 profile image85
                    drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    yeah, it's tough, really...tough life

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              2. Misha profile image73
                Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Not always. There are situations when plain and simple - I wanna fuck you tonight - works better. smile

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                1. drej2522 profile image85
                  drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  are there any situations where you can just stick it right in there, no problems?... smile

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                  1. Misha profile image73
                    Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Inflatable doll? lol

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                2. myownworld profile image81
                  myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  lol yep. ESP. in a marriage!

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                  1. Misha profile image73
                    Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Not exactly what I had in mind, but yeah, I can relate LOL

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    2. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'd smile back.. only to hitch a ride home lol lol

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      1. tobey100 profile image60
        tobey100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Look you guys.  Ya gotta quit making me laugh.  Hurts my nose.

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  9. yenajeon profile image82
    yenajeonposted 7 years ago

    My favorite thing to do in the whole world is to laugh; and I admire true intelligence. So try and be sincere and funny - but still a gentleman, I dont think chivalry is dead!

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  10. drej2522 profile image85
    drej2522posted 7 years ago

    <<<<<<jots this all down...

    okay...must be subtle, but being forward can work if you have ESP and you have to be married..

    in any case you need to at least speak...no, automatic insertion techniques, no hand gestures or funny faces...

    hmmmmm

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    1. drej2522 profile image85
      drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I don't know, it seems like a lot of work! :<

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      1. myownworld profile image81
        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol well worth the wait!

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    2. myownworld profile image81
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol we were just giving you a live demo there....! doesn't work all the time....but....you're learning fast!

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  11. drej2522 profile image85
    drej2522posted 7 years ago

    (in a deep voice) yes, baby, some people are worth the wait. wink

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  12. myownworld profile image81
    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    lol

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  13. drej2522 profile image85
    drej2522posted 7 years ago

    I actually prefer pork myself!

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    1. drej2522 profile image85
      drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      wait wrong thread!   hehe

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      1. myownworld profile image81
        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        ah... food over sex! see, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach....

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        1. drej2522 profile image85
          drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I would like the trifecta...

          food, sex, and TV all at the same time! is that too much to ask?? big_smile

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          1. myownworld profile image81
            myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            yes! big_smile

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            1. Misha profile image73
              Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Cross TV out then, I don;t watch it tongue

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              1. myownworld profile image81
                myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                And cross out food too. i don't eat much! big_smile

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                1. Misha profile image73
                  Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Agreed! wink

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                  1. drej2522 profile image85
                    drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    wait, then all you have is the sex...hrmm...maybe I didn't explain the whole trifecta thing too well..you guys need to get on board here! Start a new movement of total satisfaction!

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                  2. myownworld profile image81
                    myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    yikes what??? you're giving up food and your favorite sports channel!!! Why didn't we meet years ago???

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            2. drej2522 profile image85
              drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              awww, sugar mittens! look, I know all about the connection and in the moment passion thing...yes yes..that's all good. But I'm just talkin about a change up..

              you know...do your kissin, lovin, sensual thang..then, in the middle get a nice premade sandwich, flip on a good movie..

              oh come on!!

              And Misha ~ throw a good flick on...action pact movie or somethin!

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              1. myownworld profile image81
                myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                big_smile ok...sounds good...but please, atleast not IN THE MIDDLE.... afterwards, yes...if it's good, she's anyway, probably too exhausted to care..! wink

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  14. waynet profile image46
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    The best way to impress a lady and trust me on this is to tie a tassle to your appendage and spin it around whilst wearing absolutely nothing...jobs a good un!

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  15. TheGlassSpider profile image74
    TheGlassSpiderposted 7 years ago

    1. Be nice, be courteous. Not just to her, but in general.

    2. Be responsible. Get a job, take care of your car, pay your bills. Have your own place. We do not want to take care of you; when we're ready to take care of someone irresponsible, we'll ask you for children.

    3. Have some respect. You are not entitled to sex. Even if you've had it with her before. Even if you've had it with her A Hundred times before. As a matter of fact, you are not entitled to anything that doesn't belong to you, and that certainly includes a woman and whatever is hers.

    4. Don't be clingy or possessive. If she wanted to be smothered, she'd crawl under a body pillow.


    And most importantly: No power struggles: Yes! She is just as smart, witty, charming, sexy or whatever as you are. You should be happy about that--not insecure.

    Good luck.

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    1. Mikel G Roberts profile image89
      Mikel G Robertsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Good Luck with that...

      What I heard...
      ...A man that does what he's told, when he's told and how he is told.

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      1. TheGlassSpider profile image74
        TheGlassSpiderposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Actually I would prefer a man who wouldn't have to be told to act like a grown up and treat his woman with respect and like she's an equal. That's really all the above boils down to.

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        1. Mikel G Roberts profile image89
          Mikel G Robertsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Yes Dear... wink

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          1. TheGlassSpider profile image74
            TheGlassSpiderposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            LOL...Hey I expect the same from myself. smile That's part of being a worthwhile woman as well. wink

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            1. Mikel G Roberts profile image89
              Mikel G Robertsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Yes Dear... wink your absolutely correct dear...

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  16. caravalhophoto profile image58
    caravalhophotoposted 7 years ago

    a multi million dollar bank account signed over and one foot in the grave...lol

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