Is it inappropriate to ask...

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  1. figment profile image79
    figmentposted 8 years ago

    How often do you masturbate? And for lady's... what is your best method.  For example, mine's the shower faucet.

    1. thooghun profile image82
      thooghunposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It isn't inapproriate, however, I'm going to tip-toe by saying that I use it primarily as a front-line defense against insomnia.

      Discussing the sexual ramifications WOULD be inappropriate wink

    2. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmmmmmmmm..........................

    3. SimeyC profile image94
      SimeyCposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL well as I'm wearing glasses - that means I must 'do it' a lot! Don't they say 'you'll go blind'?!

    4. Mamelody profile image58
      Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      if you say "masturbate" then it is inappropriate but if you said "wank" then sure its ok to ask..

      I don't really have the time for that.. unlike some people who have all the "hotels" to that in lol lol

  2. Bill Manning profile image72
    Bill Manningposted 8 years ago

    I do it twice a day, every single day. Done that since me last girlfriend, which was about 2 years ago. Hope that helps! wink

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      If it doesn't help you ! roll

      lol

    2. NewYorker profile image58
      NewYorkerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Where do you find the time for that?!

      1. Bill Manning profile image72
        Bill Manningposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Oh I have plenty of time since I work at home! Once in the morning and once before bed. Keeps me looking young and refreshed. big_smile

    3. Mamelody profile image58
      Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      oh dear looks like all the Vietnamese girls aren't really doing their jobs then...tongue tongue big_smile big_smile

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol
        Maybe he should look for Minnie Mouse in Disney World !

        1. Mamelody profile image58
          Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I think he's more of the Daisy Duck type lol lol big_smile big_smile

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            lol
            Whatever character will be better than those vietnamsee girls

            1. Mamelody profile image58
              Mamelodyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              lol lol I wonder if they've learnt some English yet?? tongue

              1. SimeyC profile image94
                SimeyCposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Didn't want to get in the middle of this conversation...but......they don't really need a big English vocabulary do they! LOL....a couple of key phrases are all they need! One being 'You pay me now'!

                I note - this is all 'theory' and not from experience!!!! No seriously...honest!

                1. Bill Manning profile image72
                  Bill Manningposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Ahhh, you two girls talking behind my pole huh? tongue

                  Well I would not have to do all this manual stuff if you two would come over and visit me!!! wink

  3. MistressGigi profile image53
    MistressGigiposted 8 years ago

    You can ask, but will I answer. Truthfully, it depends on my mood.

  4. profile image0
    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    Everybody quit masturbating! What is wrong with you people? Go paint the garage or do something productive. Thats a bad habbit you need to get a handle on it, wait, don't get a handle on it don't touch it!

  5. profile image0
    Mrsincadosposted 8 years ago

    Nah, it's not inappropriate to ask. More than a few times daily, when there is time. wink

    The consequences/aftermath can be devastating however, haha.

    My sexual drive is so high, it makes me think that I should have a pill created from me. But that is just a matter of opinion. wink

 
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