Dating is new to me.....

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  1. profile image44
    MrMagnificentposted 8 years ago

    Now tell me who wouldn't like the freedom to date, ingage with the oppisite sex, at any given time, or how some say however the cards or draws fall..

      Can somebody tell me how many times have you felt that you have ran into or found your man, woman? To Damn many.. But seriously there are some beautiful good strong backboned women, and some handsom good hard working men that also have a backbone and knows how to be a team player, that are not gay or in the closet on the D-L..

      When us real people are presented with the pleasure to be in your presence, we have to suffer by the hands of your EX..

      Well hey you're looking very jazzy today, loving the way your hair and your hips sway at the sounds of Sade, my you be blessed and have a lovely day.....

                                                 Mr. Magnificent

    1. donotfear profile image87
      donotfearposted 8 years agoin reply to this



      Yeah yeah...we heard it a thousand times.....drippy drippy.

  2. watchya profile image58
    watchyaposted 8 years ago

    LOL
    Who are you posting to ? lol

  3. watchya profile image58
    watchyaposted 8 years ago

    Very interesting hub! Everybody should read it! It's a must !

    big_smile

  4. TheGlassSpider profile image69
    TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years ago

    Typically, hubs are made of words. Pictures are, indeed, often included; however, words are generally considered the "meat" of a hub. I'm not trying to be mean...I get the positioning of the two pictures...but you may actually run the risk of having your hub considered "substandard" by the staff.

    Regardless though, welcome to HubPages!!

  5. myownworld profile image76
    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    huh?  And what's with all the backbones?!

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image69
      TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think he means "having backbones" as opposed to "being spineless."

      Not in the anatomical sense, rather in the emotional or courageous sense.

  6. Paradise7 profile image81
    Paradise7posted 8 years ago

    I wondered that, too.  It seems the guy has a real thing for spines. big_smilebig_smilebig_smile

    He's gotta find a woman in a backless dress!

    1. myownworld profile image76
      myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile yes...." beautiful good strong backboned woman"
      Been a while since someone called me that...wait NO ONE's ever called me that! neutral

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        LOL!  that's a good one!  good 4 u!  LOL  thanx for the chuckle!

  7. Highvoltagewriter profile image80
    Highvoltagewriterposted 8 years ago

    What the hay?? I have seen some short hubs i n my day but you take the cake!

    1. Paradise7 profile image81
      Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Short hubs?  Who????  Where???  When???

  8. Highvoltagewriter profile image80
    Highvoltagewriterposted 8 years ago

    There is always a first time myownworld!

    1. myownworld profile image76
      myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile yes, no place better than HP for any kind of initiation!

      lol @ GS! (((( i think we all got that... just having some fun here wink )))

  9. Paradise7 profile image81
    Paradise7posted 8 years ago

    Short dates.  There's a topic.  I went out on a blind date with a fella that said he joined a single parents group even though he doesn't have a child in order to meet women.  That date lasted five minutes or so, I went to the ladies room and out the back door of the restaurant where we met, never to see him again...

    1. blondepoet profile image66
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Haha my date lasted 30min after I accidentally cut his ear lobe giving him a trim in my kitchen. smile

      1. Paradise7 profile image81
        Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        That must have told the guy something!!!  Like, get out of town, you bum!  Poor thing....You meant well.

        1. blondepoet profile image66
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I know I had all good intentions Paradise.
          I mean it's not like I cut the whole lobe off gee whiz.
          Just partially....
          And heck I did tell him where it landed. smile

      2. formerbronxboy profile image53
        formerbronxboyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        blondie, He still had another ear; what's the problem?

        1. blondepoet profile image66
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          That is so so right. I mean what was such a big problem????
          One is better than none ROFL!!! smile

    2. myownworld profile image76
      myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      wow! you have one strong backbone! wink

    3. Polly C profile image94
      Polly Cposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That is the plot in the book/film About a Boy - he must have read it and got ideas..

      I just came on here and 'read' the hub...first time I've laughed all night! big_smile

  10. blondepoet profile image66
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    LMAO where are the words in your hub.
    I looked left right upside down couldn't find any
    Damn so therefore was unsure what the moral of the story was...
    I gathered it was you are going to buy the bronze statue for a lot of bucks.

    1. Paradise7 profile image81
      Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I checked out Mr. Magnificent's two totally unrelated juxtaposed pics of a hub, very interesting in a way, I suppose...

      1. Paradise7 profile image81
        Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        It actually looked better upside down, for some reason.  Or maybe I need new glasses.  New wine glasses, filled with new wine.  That should do the trick!

        1. blondepoet profile image66
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Hahahahahahahaha yes the view from upside down is quite prolific....
          (BP takes another swig of Midori................burp.

          1. Paradise7 profile image81
            Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Got some Cabernet Savignon or whatever going at the moment.  Y'know, it's from Australia, and it's not bad.  I didn't know they could grow wine grapes there...I imagine the sheep would have something to say about it...

            1. blondepoet profile image66
              blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Bert just says it is B-A-A-A-D!!!!

              http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd124/nayomee77/IMVU/sheep.gif

              1. Paradise7 profile image81
                Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Hahahahahah!!!!!  This is a total grin!  Where do you get this stuff from????  I love it!

                1. blondepoet profile image66
                  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  LMAO from Photobucket isn't it just so cool. smile

              2. Dense profile image74
                Denseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                B-a-a-d girl! wink

                1. blondepoet profile image66
                  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Cannot help it bleat bleat b-a-a-a!!1 smile

      2. Dense profile image74
        Denseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        @Paradise7: I just checked out the hub and saw your comment. wink
        My hats off to you for being able to find positive words for the hub in question. smile

  11. Highvoltagewriter profile image80
    Highvoltagewriterposted 8 years ago

    BP, what IS that girl doing to that poor sheep?

    1. Paradise7 profile image81
      Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Looks like she's trying to ride it, or maybe check out its backbone!  big_smilebig_smile

    2. blondepoet profile image66
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO it is just I taking Bert for a little ride down to Crocodile Creek.
      Why those pink heels cost me $85 bucks from Myers Sale.

      1. Paradise7 profile image81
        Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Great shoes, really great shoes.  They were worth it!

        1. Paradise7 profile image81
          Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Aslo, Crocodile Creek...we're still in Australia with the Cabernet Sauvignon???  Eh??

          1. blondepoet profile image66
            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You bet your little white cotton socks we are.
            We are about to ride some bulls at Wolf Creek Rodeo...
            Grab your Coubra Hat Paradise, pack the wine in a esky, we are going to paint the town red. smile

            http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh175/lilcowboy23/cowgirls.jpg

            P.s Gee we got way off the dating topic LMAO!!!!
            Oh well it happens.

            1. Paradise7 profile image81
              Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              It's great how enhancing chaps are for the right body!  I'm with ya.  Paint the town red, yes, ride a bull, well...I'll watch!

              1. blondepoet profile image66
                blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Don't you worry your cotton picking socks Paradise found a small bull for you. smile

                http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii17/DUCASSOS/MINI%20BULLS/showjodie.jpg

                1. Paradise7 profile image81
                  Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  This guy's about my size!  Ha!  big_smilebig_smile

            2. formerbronxboy profile image53
              formerbronxboyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Who cares!

  12. Highvoltagewriter profile image80
    Highvoltagewriterposted 8 years ago

    Oh well..he DOES look happy whatever she is doing!

    1. Paradise7 profile image81
      Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That blonde poet comes up with the coolest pics and anime!

  13. Highvoltagewriter profile image80
    Highvoltagewriterposted 8 years ago

    And... every one knows there is NOTHING like happy sheep!

    1. Paradise7 profile image81
      Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Baaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!  (What a sheep says when it's getting a massage!)

  14. Highvoltagewriter profile image80
    Highvoltagewriterposted 8 years ago

    I bet I could ride that bull..yep!

    1. Paradise7 profile image81
      Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sure you could, hoss.  highvoltage does something for you, doesn't it?

      1. blondepoet profile image66
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        LMAO!!!!!!

  15. donotfear profile image87
    donotfearposted 8 years ago

    Well Mr. Magnificent. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it probablly is. That last punch line you gave in your OP got me playing the violin!

  16. sultani786 profile image50
    sultani786posted 8 years ago

    hi dear how are you

  17. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    ha ha - read all the posts and where they went....LOL...

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      thanks - that was good!   I don't know when  I started becoming immature - but it happened - and it's a good thing!  or maybe it's just another part of being....i like it tho - thanks again...LOL

 
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