Well hey pink...I'd be glad to help ya out (being the other gender, don't you know). 'xcept I believe I don't live anywhere near you. I guess we'll just have to use our imagination. I'm also tired of not getting any either Spose yer also tired of entertaining yourself, huh? Hope you find some help soon
Hello pink umbrella, I'm sure you'd have no problem getting laid if that's all you really wanted. Just go into a nice hotel near a convention center (downtown) for example Hyatt, Westin, Marriott, Hilton, or W Hotel. They usually have nice bars. Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday night are probably best. Sit at the bar around 7PM and sip on a couple of drinks. I bet some guy in town to attend a conference or event is hoping to meet a lady to share an "exotic adventure" with! :-)
...just ignore the 'stoned' look on his face!. when he shows up.....and, see the post below...i don't think you will have a problem getting 'laid'! ...maybe not tonight!...i'm sure you see the humour in this thread btw....
Pink, I looked at your profile and I don't mean to offend you at all but you seem a little obsessed with hygiene...in an OCD kind of way. I notice that one of the standards you just posted was for cleanliness. To each her own but most men don't shower 5 times a day...
sorry to hear about your situation, as i too haven't been laid in like YEARS. lol. trust me, it's a long story. lol. however, assuming that's your real pic as your avatar, then i don't think you'll have any problems finding a guy. your very attractive and you seem like a nice person, so im sure you'll find someone. yes, i know you have a kid, as you mentioned earlier in the forum. however, not all guys are going to run away from single moms. maybe your just not looking in the right places right now. besides, sex isn't everything in a relationship. i hope you find the right guy someday though.
its a shame you don't live in texas, as i worked with a ton of guys that are into one night stands. not that i would know personally nor am i into that myself, but i tend to always work with guys that like to be called self proclaimed players so to speak. therefore, if you want, i can hook you up with them sometime. lol. j/k
As a matter of fact I got laid last night. I was part of a magicans act and got laid out flat in piles steel and sawn in half. I was so excited I forgot to read the cue card and scream when I was supposed to. When I apologised to the magician for forgetting it went though the microphone and the whole audience heard me. Hahaha they laughed so hard as the act turned from magical to comical. Needless to say I dont think I will be re-hired ROFL.
awwwwwwe! Well, mommie hood takes up alot of time. I cant just go out at the drop of a hat, and even if i could, the people who watch my kid dont do sleepovers. Kinda hard to have an up all night kid in the next room while im getting some, ya know?
Haha oh poor Dre, I feel for you it is a dilemna. I tend to conjure up many mixed emotions around me. Not to mention the bill I conjured up when the seeping water seeped through to the ground floor and shattered the light fittings.
Actually this question is kind of refreshing. Most of the blogs and hubs I read ignore the fact that women are capable of separating sex from love.
They all imply if two consenting adults have sex and never talk to each other again the woman was somehow used or taken advantage of. Why doesn't the guy feel used? hmmmm
As long as women aren't having sex with a "hidden agenda" then they shouldn't feel used or disappointed, (unless it was BADDD) LOL! If you're tired you sleep, if you're hungry you eat, if you're thirsty you drink, and if you're horny you have sex Or masturbate. That's most men's point of view. You can fall in love with someone you've never had sex with and you can have sex with someone you will never love.
A lot of women cite concerns regarding what men will think of them or the "double standard". Men never worry or give a damn as to what women will think of them "in the morning". Women will never truly be equal to men as long as they worry about what men think of them! (or what other women think)
As far as the "double standard" goes they only exists because (both sexs) agree something is bad. The reason a man can have sex just for the sake of having sex without there being a double standard isn't because women think it's cool, It's Because A Lot of Men are Fine With It!
Imagine if women had the same approach to having sex and didn't care what men thought then there would not be a "double standard" either. When it comes to "double standards" you really have to (blame your own sex for agreeing) with the opinions of the opposite sex.
One man's opinion! Be SAFE pink umbrella! I know it sounds like those drinking ads (Drink responsibly)
yea, but theres something about going online to find sex that just feels wrong. Like, i need some firewood, so ill just pop over to craigs list....shouldnt be able to get tires, sex, and a surrogate all in one place.
But, i guess the internet is just kind of like an online walmart superstore.
Then again, id rather get sex online than at walmart
Jump on a plane over here to saudi arabia and you will be followed everywhere you go by sex starved arabs... you will have no problem, just don't get caught though as you will probably get lashed if you get caught having sex before marriage!!!! Unless of course you like the whole getting lashed scene???
yea, well theres those who study the past, and those who live in it. im sure our old friend had his share of "guy talks" in the past. Probably just ruffles his feathers that a female has no problem talking openly about wantin some nooky!!!
I agree - its not that women soliciting sex online here in the forums is what is bad about it - either sex going after it is crass and low-class - it just is. There are plenty of sites online where you can find that if that's what you want!
im sure you know i didnt post this so i could meet up with a hubber in a starbucks bathroom. come on people. Just writing about my frustrations! Kind of hard to do that with your cute kitty avatar stareing at me...lol
lay - is a kind of obscure reference to a medieval or rennaisance song - a kind of poem put to music and especially sung to a lady when courting her.
I can't find this definied online - but I know it is true because in music classes we used to make jokes about it.
anyhow - "getting laid" is the correct spelling for what you're referring to. I personally don't think anyone "needs" to get laid although some may crave it! not that I'm against it, I just always think you get what you go after and sometimes you gotta watch out what you wish for!
I think its interesting Pink that you've been here 6 months and just in the past few days started posting these type of threads - why is that? are you just horny and looking for attention or do you think this is a good way to get traffic, or what? because if you look around in the forums here you'll see that sex is not a taboo subject but the discussions are usually kept on a higher level. The flirting and overt comments to each other are usually funny and light-hearted. This thread has me wondering about your intentions.
No offense intended, but it seems like you wouldn't need to be so brazen if you really look like your avatar! I'm disappointed lately when I come to the forums because I don't find anything being discussed that interests me much, and certainly I'm not getting any inspirations. But then, I am a writer and look for online discussions to help me keep writing. If I wanted to hook-up for sex I'd go out in the real world and have better luck than in the cyber world.
I wouldn't have come into this thread except it caught my eye when you misspelled "laid" as "layed" and I remembered an old joke about that.
I admire the courage of ms pink umbrella, as we all need a need to be laid sometimes, but it will be just come for you, and it will be good if you will be laid by somebody who also loves you, Best that is, they come aplenty hehe
you need to get laid pink umbrella? then look no further than ME! after all, im the best man here there is. no man equals up to me, as i've been called a wild stallion in the bed room by all the ladies. so don't settle for all the zeroes here and in real life, until you've been with the best...which is me! (laughs evily)
snobby snob? shoot woman. im just being honest. besides, why should i be humble if KNOW im the best. lol. just ask that loser guy stevennix2001, as he knows me best. besides, you wouldn't be doing my avatar bender. you'd be doing me, remember?
loser guy? gee thanks larry. i like you too. oh and to vouch for larry, yeah..yeah..yeah...he's all that and a bag of whatever. he's the cat's meow. he's the player of players. a real man's man. a ladies man....(sighs) hey larry, you're going to pay me my 20 bucks to say this, right?
that's cool. i'll be sure to try it sometimes. well, im sorry to hear your sexually frustrated right now then. if it makes you feel better, even though im a guy, i know how you feel. i haven't had sex in like years. lol. not that im sad about it, but i know how you feel. lol. anyways, i hope you find what your looking for soon then.
like i said, i think last night was just a bad night. lol, i sound like some sort of sex addict....like i was triggered by a commercial i saw or something. im alright today, but now this forum has become too much fun, lol.
really? it must've been one erotic commercial or something. nah, your not a sex addict. trust me. i think we all think that way sometimes...whether we choose to admit it or not. some people just have less thoughts like that than others. however, unless your completely a-sexual, then everyone has those thoughts. therefore, i wouldn't worry about it.
oh I'm no prude - I've had my share of steamy avatars with cleavage and all! At Christmas I looked like a Playboy bunny in santa costume! And I flirt and carry on - but these (not all yours) threads that are really raunchy have me wondering! If you aren't looking for the starbucks bathroom scene (interesting thought) WHY do you want us all to know you are so frustrated? hmmmmm? now, there's a subject that would be interesting possibly- in a hub. I'm big on self-examination of intentions and motivations! and my humble opinion is that overt talk of sex in that manner is not very attractive even if it does titillate and you get some response from people. What do you think?
I dont know how i can convince you im not out to titilate anyone...just frusterated last night, asked a question, and if you read the question again, i was mainly trying to find out weather or not i was alone in my thinking/feeling. I guess my misery wanted some company as i do not have the girlfriend group to sit and sip wine with and talk about this stuff. I kind of expected some ":me too's" but instead i was met with some people examining what was wrong with me, lol. Its ok though, you guys have been good company, haha. I really hope my nooky post isnt comming off as lude, as im not on here asking things like "whats your fav foreplay" thats gross to talk about, but i guess i didnt want to feel alone as an attractive girl not seeming to be able to get a lil some some!
so, yeh, I understand you were frustrated - and I'm really not trying to make you feel bad or put down what you say or ask - I just am wondering WHY? and now I see that you thought you were initiating conversation with other women! And forgive me, but it all seems very funny to me today! I actually am trying in my stupid way to warn you a bit about the kind of attention you get in a co-ed forum with this kind of post. But you're a big girl and I won't worry about you. I'm sometimes shocked at the way people talk and act - so that's just me. and if you were looking for advice from other women - I'd give you some - which is cultivate some interests that involve people of the opposite sex and when they see you're interested in the same things (other than sex) they'll be way more attracted to you... lately I've been thinking that tango classes would be a good place to meet some men who are sexy and intelligent!
haha! ok, ill tango with a man, and then i can get to know him in the emergency room! lol.
to dance with the umbrella is to risk your ever loving life!
yea, you arent at all attacking in the way you pose a question, so i didnt think you thought i was some kind of harlott.
to tell you the truth, im nowhere near the state i was in last night, i out my energy towards taking my son to the park to feed the ducks. He laughed so hard at them eating the bread, i forgot all about my own needs!
you're not a lady! but never mind - I think part of Pink's frustration comes from people like you! since this is only a cyber place and no reality involved. I guess. Well, maybe there is?! Heck. I have no idea. So glad you are staying around!
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