How many of you ladies out there just need to get layed!!!

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the pink umbrellaposted 8 years ago
Im so tired of feeling like a whore just because i want to get layed!!!!!!!!!!! Help me out here ladies, attached and single...who else is tired of not getting any!!!
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  Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Sounds to me like you need to just lower your standards. Or buy some toys.
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  Kerry43posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yes, or getting off the computer helps too LOL
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timorousposted 8 years ago
Well hey pink...I'd be glad to help ya out (being the other gender, don't you know). 'xcept I believe I don't live anywhere near you. I guess we'll just have to use our imagination. I'm also tired of not getting any either Spose yer also tired of entertaining yourself, huh? Hope you find some help soon
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Im starting to feel like im the only lady out there not getting any...look at my blank forum!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  dashingscorpioposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hello pink umbrella,
  I'm sure you'd have no problem getting laid if that's all you really wanted.
  Just go into a nice hotel near a convention center (downtown) for example Hyatt, Westin, Marriott, Hilton, or W Hotel. They usually have nice bars. Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday night are probably best.
  Sit at the bar around 7PM and sip on a couple of drinks.
  I bet some guy in town to attend a conference or event is hoping to meet a lady to share an "exotic adventure" with! :-)
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SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago
..this is too funny...thanks for the laugh!....ahhhhh....Saturday night on the net! Ha ha ha!
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ....where's Greek One...he'll be by...........LOL!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  oh yea, hilarious.
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ...just ignore the 'stoned' look on his face!. when he shows up.....and, see the post below...i don't think you will have a problem getting 'laid'! ...maybe not tonight!...i'm sure you see the humour in this thread btw....
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yea, i see the humor lol
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Rishy Richposted 8 years ago
Hey pink...you r hottt. It wont b a problem for u to get the guy u want. Chill!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  easy for you to say, remember, im a mom! But thank you!
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TerryGlposted 8 years ago
I had a single bloke say to me one time, "You learn to live without it".

Those words are resonating around my head now, all the time.

I wish I never spoke to him.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  oh god, i guess im not as relaxed as some about it...No, im a carnal creature, i need the smell of a man on me once and a while...its just that its been too long!!!!!
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readytoescapeposted 8 years ago
The key to this situation could be as simple as plane tickets.

Just a thought.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  plane tickets??
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  ediggityposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I think he wants you to fly out and see him, or verse vicea.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  his profile says he's semi retired.
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  pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this
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  ediggityposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Well, there you go, a sugar daddy.
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  readytoescapeposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Considering the rather large number of intelligent, successful, thoughtful, witty, handsome…….(descriptions continued)
  
  Male hubber pool, a simple import or export should be easily arranged…..
  
  Therefore …..Plane Tickets
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Shadesbreathposted 8 years ago
If you are female and can't get laid, your standards are to high.
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  Sylvie Strongposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  You are a pretty girl. But you don't need to be to get sex. Shadesbreath is right.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  you have got to be kidding me, shades
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  My standards are as follows: healthy man between 22 and 35, clean, and not an a$$hole. thats all.
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  skyfireposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  22-35 ? Yay !
  
  Define A$$hole.
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ha, I wonder if she means douchebag or a cocky prick...
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  skyfireposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  *phew* I was thinking about $ ya know.
  
  Too much of HP doping
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  klarawieckposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Sorry to disagree... when you are pretty and smart, you BETTER have high standards. You can't open the umbrella for just anyone! Right, Pink?
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  at this point, im about to cover with leaves, and hope someone falls in, lol
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  Sylvie Strongposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Pink, I looked at your profile and I don't mean to offend you at all but you seem a little obsessed with hygiene...in an OCD kind of way. I notice that one of the standards you just posted was for cleanliness. To each her own but most men don't shower 5 times a day...
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  klarawieckposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I do! lol
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  wow, your here to pick me apart arent you Sylvie. The hygene thing is something i do, and its not ocd, i smoke, hence the brushing of the teeth.
  
  I dont want a man to shower 5 times a day, once is fine. When i said he must be clean, i mean im not gonna have sex with a dirty grungy man who smells like he hasnt showered in a week.
  
  Wow, there must be something wrong with me, right? because i havnt had sex in a while? Sheesh
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  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I would gladly help if I was around... But I am on the other side of the globe now...
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  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Umm, that just means your standards for just getting laid are too high. We are not talking marriage here, do we?
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  No, i have no intention of getting married anytime soon, spencer broke that dream. F him.
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Stevennix2001posted 8 years ago
sorry to hear about your situation, as i too haven't been laid in like YEARS. lol. trust me, it's a long story. lol. however, assuming that's your real pic as your avatar, then i don't think you'll have any problems finding a guy. your very attractive and you seem like a nice person, so im sure you'll find someone. yes, i know you have a kid, as you mentioned earlier in the forum. however, not all guys are going to run away from single moms. maybe your just not looking in the right places right now. besides, sex isn't everything in a relationship. i hope you find the right guy someday though.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I dont want a relationship! I wanna get laid! lol ...snif snif...
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  logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Isn't that the normal state of the human condition?
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hiya Logic.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hi gorgeous! Don't you agree?
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I'll agree with anything you say Logic.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I can think of a lot of things to say!
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  $Oh please do make a list
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  logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  As soon as I get your list of your special abilities!
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  its a shame you don't live in texas, as i worked with a ton of guys that are into one night stands. not that i would know personally nor am i into that myself, but i tend to always work with guys that like to be called self proclaimed players so to speak. therefore, if you want, i can hook you up with them sometime. lol. j/k
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  oh, and yes, the picture on my profile is real, you can compare it to other pictures of me in my hubs...
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  You are truly beautiful
  Beautiful avatar.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  thanx, i wasnt fishing for compliments or anything, just clearing that up for stevennix,
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logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago
I'm easy but I'm not cheap!
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  harristposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Need fresh 25 pink :-) hopefully your not racist
  
  PS : still fresh from the open ;-)
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  haha, not racist. By the way, women who prefer a certain race, arent racist. Im white, and i love indian guys, that doesnt make me racist against white guys, does it?
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  Rishy Richposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Im almost Indian & between 22-35
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  im not sure i follow you...fresh from the open???
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  Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I Think she's Looking for free or Cheap and Hard mate!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  haha, ya got me!
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blondepoetposted 8 years ago
As a matter of fact I got laid last night.
I was part of a magicans act and got laid out flat in piles steel and sawn in half.
I was so excited I forgot to read the cue card and scream when I was supposed to. When I apologised to the magician for forgetting it went though the microphone and the whole audience heard me.
Hahaha they laughed so hard as the act turned from magical to comical. Needless to say I dont think I will be re-hired ROFL.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  haha, that sucks.
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Lol wish you guys had been there to see it. I am still laughing, I figure it is better to laugh than cry
  
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ha, i would have been so embarassed! but to laugh at it is awesome of you, shows your self confidance!
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drej2522posted 8 years ago
Pink ~ (From my assessment) you seem cool, hot, and willing! I have to agree with most of the posts here. How are you NOT getting laid?
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  awwwwwwe! Well, mommie hood takes up alot of time. I cant just go out at the drop of a hat, and even if i could, the people who watch my kid dont do sleepovers. Kinda hard to have an up all night kid in the next room while im getting some, ya know?
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  logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  A little whiskey in the sippee cup will do the trick!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ...thats terrible!
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  logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  That's what the woman's kids ususally say!
  J/K!
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  hmm...tough...harmony.com? match.com? I've heard wonders! (shrugs)
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  logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Horny.com?
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  wait...I need to go to that one!
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  Rookie70posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Why not just hire a baby sitter, go out on a date and get some? That's what most single women do who have kids.
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drej2522posted 8 years ago
or just get out of NJ!! (winks)
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Amen to that...
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blondepoetposted 8 years ago
She needs a Aussie vacation I can hook her up with Bert the jackeroo
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  logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, but can Bert get his tiny little hands around those?
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ROTFL...hahaha!
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Good point Logic good point.
  I will hit him with my tape measure
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  Eric Graudinsposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Bert the Jackeroo has the biggest hands you've ever seen.
  
  I've seen him wrap his thumb and index finger around BP's waist, and the tips of his fingers touch!
  
  And with the other hand
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  he combs BP's golden hair.
  
  But this isn't solving Pink Umbrella's problem.
  Pink - you need to give your address to the MILF hunter, or go to the shops where he meets his ladies.
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Omg I love it, oh heck where is Chapter Two?
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logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago
Speaking of getting laid, I need to get to bed, have a good nite and sweet wet dreams!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  3:45 here...good morning!
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I don't think I've ever had a wet dream...I don't get it.
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I have lol. I fell asleep on the shower plug and flooded my townhouse. Omg why do I keep remembering that. WHY?????
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  LOL...I really don't know if I should be aroused or intimidated, BP!
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Haha oh poor Dre, I feel for you it is a dilemna.
  I tend to conjure up many mixed emotions around me.
  Not to mention the bill I conjured up when the seeping water seeped through to the ground floor and shattered the light fittings.
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  wow, what were you dreaming about that was so hot and heavy?
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Would you believe a fireman's hose?
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  Eric Graudinsposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  you're going senile BP.
  Last time you said it was a policeman's truncheon !
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Haha Eric you crack me up omg this is such fun on the forums tonight.
  
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  BP that is a great little giggler!
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  ngurecoposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Blondepoet, the images there are very strong. How do you make them as I would be interested in making similar ones?
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  Eric Graudinsposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Be intimidated.
  
  VERY intimidated
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  blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Haha you are awful but I like you!!!
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  (jots this down)...I'll keep that in mind.
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zzronposted 8 years ago
All this talk about sex is making me hungry, I gotta get to bed. Bless your little pee-picker Pink. Night night
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habeeposted 8 years ago
Toys are fun but can never replace a real man!
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  earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I'd go without sex to eat a meal you had made habee!
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  habeeposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Ernesto, I told you, if you ever make it over this way, Randy and I will fix you up! Food from me and entertainment from Randy! lol
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  habee- amen to that, notice the only people purchaseinf "back massagers" are women.
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ralwusposted 8 years ago
ummm, are you for real? something is wrong here, I can smell it. must be something in that cleavage.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Nothing is wrong! Im a normal woman! I dont understand....im gonna cry...sniff sniff
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  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Don't cry baby, you are killing me..
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Hmm, I don't know...but it is a magnificent sight, whether there is something wrong or not!!
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dashingscorpioposted 8 years ago
Actually this question is kind of refreshing.
Most of the blogs and hubs I read ignore the fact that women are capable of separating sex from love.

They all imply if two consenting adults have sex and never talk to each other again the woman was somehow used or taken advantage of. Why doesn't the guy feel used? hmmmm

As long as women aren't having sex with a "hidden agenda" then they shouldn't feel used or disappointed, (unless it was BADDD)
LOL! If you're tired you sleep, if you're hungry you eat, if you're thirsty you drink, and if you're horny you have sex Or masturbate. That's most men's point of view.
You can fall in love with someone you've never had sex with and you can have sex with someone you will never love.

A lot of women cite concerns regarding what men will think of them or the "double standard".
Men never worry or give a damn as to what women will think of them "in the morning".
Women will never truly be equal to men as long as they worry about what men think of them! (or what other women think)

As far as the "double standard" goes they only exists because (both sexs) agree something is bad. The reason a man can have sex just for the sake of having sex without there being a double standard isn't because women think it's cool, It's Because A Lot of Men are Fine With It!

Imagine if women had the same approach to having sex and didn't care what men thought then there would not be a "double standard" either. When it comes to "double standards" you really have to (blame your own sex for agreeing) with the opinions of the opposite sex.

One man's opinion!
Be SAFE pink umbrella!
I know it sounds like those drinking ads (Drink responsibly)
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  You want me to add to that? men arent the only ones who lose interest after sex...happened to me twice.
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wildorangeflowerposted 8 years ago
Writers need a break too, they need to be laid so that they will be inspired to write. It would be ideal if you love somebody and have sex with them regularly, love and sex always go together.
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thisisoliposted 8 years ago
A lot of this thread is too funny!

When it cmoes to getting laid, my wifes friend who just got single swears by okcupid for one night stands!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yea, but theres something about going online to find sex that just feels wrong. Like, i need some firewood, so ill just pop over to craigs list....shouldnt be able to get tires, sex, and a surrogate all in one place.
  
  But, i guess the internet is just kind of like an online walmart superstore.
  
  Then again, id rather get sex online than at walmart
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  lol@"Then again, id rather get sex online than at walmart"
  
  There are some upscale Walmarts...granted not many...
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  lol, did you see that site "people of walmart .com?"
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reeltaulkposted 8 years ago
I see people talking about standards being too high, so fyi: at what level should your standards be low grade wtf is too high that sounds retarded. jesus christ
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paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago
I have read some of the posts on this thread.

I think all interested parties should meet at HP headquarters.
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LeanManposted 8 years ago
Hi Pink, are you still not lucky????

Jump on a plane over here to saudi arabia and you will be followed everywhere you go by sex starved arabs... you will have no problem, just don't get caught though as you will probably get lashed if you get caught having sex before marriage!!!! Unless of course you like the whole getting lashed scene???
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  No! no lashings for pink!
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CYBERSUPEposted 8 years ago
So, this is the kind of items the Forums on HubPages has come down to. Absolutely disgusting and not what these formuns were designed to accomplish. This is downright appalling.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  oh my god, sounds like you need to get layed more than i do...shake those sour patches right out of your crabby pants!
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  And what were the forums designed to accomplish, Cybersupe? Do tell...(whispers to everyone: shhh, this might be really good)
  
  Perhaps you want a discussion about U.S. history dating back to the colonial era? *yawns* Exciting stuff!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yea, went to his profile page, and he's a grandpa. Not a cool talk about anything grandpa, a boreing old "thats innapropriate" grandpa. lol
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Some people are a little on the conservative side, I guess. (shrugs)...
  
  Funny thing is...I'm a history major!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yea, well theres those who study the past, and those who live in it. im sure our old friend had his share of "guy talks" in the past. Probably just ruffles his feathers that a female has no problem talking openly about wantin some nooky!!!
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  mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I agree - its not that women soliciting sex online here in the forums is what is bad about it - either sex going after it is crass and low-class - it just is. There are plenty of sites online where you can find that if that's what you want!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  im sure you know i didnt post this so i could meet up with a hubber in a starbucks bathroom. come on people. Just writing about my frustrations! Kind of hard to do that with your cute kitty avatar stareing at me...lol
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mega1posted 8 years ago
I really love it when a guy sings to me! Sometimes I need that! getting "layed"? get it?
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I don't get it.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ? mega...sing...layed...?
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  mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  lay - is a kind of obscure reference to a medieval or rennaisance song - a kind of poem put to music and especially sung to a lady when courting her.
  
  I can't find this definied online - but I know it is true because in music classes we used to make jokes about it.
  
  anyhow - "getting laid" is the correct spelling for what you're referring to. I personally don't think anyone "needs" to get laid although some may crave it! not that I'm against it, I just always think you get what you go after and sometimes you gotta watch out what you wish for!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  your wrong about that one! alot of people need to get laid, they just dont know it!
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Stevennix2001posted 8 years ago
wow, i didn't expect this forum to keep going on like this.
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CYBERSUPEposted 8 years ago
This is the answer to drej2522 and to alert the pink umbrella. Go to: http://learningcenter.hubpages.com/3-2- … res-forums
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  that page had nothing to do with anything. thank you for showing us all the forum page on how to behave in a forum...what are you alerting me of again?
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  mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I think its interesting Pink that you've been here 6 months and just in the past few days started posting these type of threads - why is that? are you just horny and looking for attention or do you think this is a good way to get traffic, or what? because if you look around in the forums here you'll see that sex is not a taboo subject but the discussions are usually kept on a higher level. The flirting and overt comments to each other are usually funny and light-hearted. This thread has me wondering about your intentions.
  
  No offense intended, but it seems like you wouldn't need to be so brazen if you really look like your avatar! I'm disappointed lately when I come to the forums because I don't find anything being discussed that interests me much, and certainly I'm not getting any inspirations. But then, I am a writer and look for online discussions to help me keep writing. If I wanted to hook-up for sex I'd go out in the real world and have better luck than in the cyber world.
  
  I wouldn't have come into this thread except it caught my eye when you misspelled "laid" as "layed" and I remembered an old joke about that.
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prettydarkhorseposted 8 years ago
I admire the courage of ms pink umbrella, as we all need a need to be laid sometimes, but it will be just come for you, and it will be good if you will be laid by somebody who also loves you, Best that is, they come aplenty hehe
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  pretty- thank you, but i dont have time to form a relationship....got pulled over for seatbelt today and almost jumped the officer...mmmm...uniforms...mmm...lol
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mega1posted 8 years ago
I suppose - but if you have to beg for it, that's a sad state of affairs!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  And sad as it may be...please!!! haha, lol im joking, im not begging, just shareing my frustrations.!
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King Larryposted 8 years ago
you need to get laid pink umbrella? then look no further than ME! after all, im the best man here there is. no man equals up to me, as i've been called a wild stallion in the bed room by all the ladies. so don't settle for all the zeroes here and in real life, until you've been with the best...which is me! (laughs evily)
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  although you seem a little cocky to me, i guess i could settle for a snobby snob!!!! but im not doing your avatar....looks a little metallic to me...ouch!
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  King Larryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  snobby snob? shoot woman. im just being honest. besides, why should i be humble if KNOW im the best. lol. just ask that loser guy stevennix2001, as he knows me best. besides, you wouldn't be doing my avatar bender. you'd be doing me, remember?
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  loser guy? gee thanks larry. i like you too. oh and to vouch for larry, yeah..yeah..yeah...he's all that and a bag of whatever. he's the cat's meow. he's the player of players. a real man's man. a ladies man....(sighs) hey larry, you're going to pay me my 20 bucks to say this, right?
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  King Larryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  damn it steven. your not supposed to post that in forums. you idiot. now she's going to know i paid you to say that crap. you damn moron!
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  whoops......my bad....
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  LOL!....Steven...i think that's worth more than 20 bucks!
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  lol. i think so too. however, that was the most king larry said he'd pay me. lol.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  haha, well now that i know you pay people to boast for you....tsk tsk very unattractive, lmao! you guys are crazy
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  is that a good thing? or a bad thing?
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ...well...I think he owes you a nice bottle of red (if that's your thing) and no $20 bottle either.......the really good stuff!...and depending on the wine...at least 5-6 years old too!
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  King Larryposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  you crazy woman? what do i look like? bill gates or something? besides, after steven blew my cover, he's lucky i don't give him a nice swift kick in the a**!!!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  haha, red wine makes me itch...im more of a bay breeze kinda lady.
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  what's a bay breeze? sorry, i never heard of that drink before, so i was just curious.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  have no idea whats in it other than rum and pinappple juice. Think maybe coconut and something else. Its delicious
  
  oh, and mega, see the post on oral sex? see...im not that bad!!!!
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  that's cool. i'll be sure to try it sometimes. well, im sorry to hear your sexually frustrated right now then. if it makes you feel better, even though im a guy, i know how you feel. i haven't had sex in like years. lol. not that im sad about it, but i know how you feel. lol. anyways, i hope you find what your looking for soon then.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  like i said, i think last night was just a bad night. lol, i sound like some sort of sex addict....like i was triggered by a commercial i saw or something. im alright today, but now this forum has become too much fun, lol.
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  really? it must've been one erotic commercial or something. nah, your not a sex addict. trust me. i think we all think that way sometimes...whether we choose to admit it or not. some people just have less thoughts like that than others. however, unless your completely a-sexual, then everyone has those thoughts. therefore, i wouldn't worry about it.
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ..you might not be allergic to the really good stuff King Larry has for Steven.....
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  no roofies please...lol do they even use roofies still? too many lifetime movies.
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ...noooooo....i'm talking about a good bottle of wine...
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  lol ah aha ha
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  i dont hink ive ever had like really good red wine, although the stuff i had made me itch, and it was very dry
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mega1posted 8 years ago
oh I'm no prude - I've had my share of steamy avatars with cleavage and all! At Christmas I looked like a Playboy bunny in santa costume! And I flirt and carry on - but these (not all yours) threads that are really raunchy have me wondering! If you aren't looking for the starbucks bathroom scene (interesting thought) WHY do you want us all to know you are so frustrated? hmmmmm? now, there's a subject that would be interesting possibly- in a hub. I'm big on self-examination of intentions and motivations! and my humble opinion is that overt talk of sex in that manner is not very attractive even if it does titillate and you get some response from people. What do you think?
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I dont know how i can convince you im not out to titilate anyone...just frusterated last night, asked a question, and if you read the question again, i was mainly trying to find out weather or not i was alone in my thinking/feeling. I guess my misery wanted some company as i do not have the girlfriend group to sit and sip wine with and talk about this stuff. I kind of expected some ":me too's" but instead i was met with some people examining what was wrong with me, lol. Its ok though, you guys have been good company, haha. I really hope my nooky post isnt comming off as lude, as im not on here asking things like "whats your fav foreplay" thats gross to talk about, but i guess i didnt want to feel alone as an attractive girl not seeming to be able to get a lil some some!
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  mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  so, yeh, I understand you were frustrated - and I'm really not trying to make you feel bad or put down what you say or ask - I just am wondering WHY? and now I see that you thought you were initiating conversation with other women! And forgive me, but it all seems very funny to me today! I actually am trying in my stupid way to warn you a bit about the kind of attention you get in a co-ed forum with this kind of post. But you're a big girl and I won't worry about you. I'm sometimes shocked at the way people talk and act - so that's just me. and if you were looking for advice from other women - I'd give you some - which is cultivate some interests that involve people of the opposite sex and when they see you're interested in the same things (other than sex) they'll be way more attracted to you... lately I've been thinking that tango classes would be a good place to meet some men who are sexy and intelligent!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  haha! ok, ill tango with a man, and then i can get to know him in the emergency room! lol.
  
  to dance with the umbrella is to risk your ever loving life!
  
  yea, you arent at all attacking in the way you pose a question, so i didnt think you thought i was some kind of harlott.
  
  to tell you the truth, im nowhere near the state i was in last night, i out my energy towards taking my son to the park to feed the ducks. He laughed so hard at them eating the bread, i forgot all about my own needs!
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leebertteaposted 8 years ago
I don't "need" to get layed but I sure would enjoy it right now.
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  mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  you're not a lady! but never mind - I think part of Pink's frustration comes from people like you! since this is only a cyber place and no reality involved. I guess. Well, maybe there is?! Heck. I have no idea. So glad you are staying around!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  haha, no its when i watch a lifetime movie and think "no fair, i want some of that" lol
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  mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  I don't know about you, but Leeberttea's avatar get's me very much frustrated! not solving any problem at all with that!
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  haha, yea, not helping!!
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  hey LeeB! how was your weekend....btw....you're always 'up' for it!
  
  Hey Mega....just sayin' hi!...posted some tango pics for you on the fun thread (i think)
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ralwusposted 8 years ago
I'm sorry I made you cry Pink. If I could I would play 'this little piggy' with you, and even 'patty cake, but you are too far away and I don't like to get too far away from this little brown jug.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  wow, ok then, i have an idea...why dont you make yourself nice and comfortable, light some candles...and play patty cake with yourself?
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  (scratches head) Hrmm, I just did that about an hour ago...Is that bad?
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  as long as you werent looking at any of our avitars, god speed lol
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  yea, got a phone call from my ex's mom before i wrote that....sorry
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Jonathan Jancoposted 8 years ago
I haven't been laid in three years, if that helps.
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  dude, i haven't been laid in like 7 years, so i know i got that beat. lol. not that im proud of that record or anything. just saying. lol.
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  the pink umbrellaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  my god, how do you not beotch out everyone you pass? i get so moody when its been too long!
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  lol. trust me, i have a lot of patients. as i've had a lot of practice watching bad movies, you tend to learn how to control your anger about certain issues. lol.
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  drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  channel your anger through Unagi, maybe?
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gruggEpv … re=related
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  Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this
  nah, i think i do a good enough job keeping my temper in check without unagi, but thanks anyways.
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  Rajab Nsubugaposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  Guys, am visiting the papacy and I do not intend to leave any time soon. Advise!
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umopepisdnposted 8 years ago
I say get a friend-with-benefits.
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Greek Oneposted 8 years ago
(416) 234-4325
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  ...i called it Greek One....the person who answered wanted to know if I wanted delivery or not...was that you?....anyway I put my order in....i'm supposed to wait 45 minutes...but i gotta go to work.........so cancel that order for me will ya?...i like that 2 for 1 thing too u got going and for only $29.95....
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  Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  pays the bills
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