Goofed up at church party

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  1. Dennis Pace profile image60
    Dennis Paceposted 7 years ago

    I goofed  up

    I messed up.

    I missed a trivia question during a contest at the church Christmas party last night.

    The question was: "Where do most women have curly hair?"

    Apparently the correct answer is Africa.

    I've been asked to find another place to go to church.

    1. Glenn Raymond profile image56
      Glenn Raymondposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ah-Oh.  I would have come to the same obvious conclusion as you, so don't feel to bad.  We are only human.  Good luck with finding a new church.

    2. habee profile image93
      habeeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!!

    3. tysanders profile image60
      tysandersposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol... funny

    4. Dave Mathews profile image59
      Dave Mathewsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      That is a trick question and has more than one answer and Africa is not one. How about their heads or their arms? Your church has no sense of fairness, and doesn't deserve to have someone like you.

      1. profile image0
        china manposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Er er er . . I think it was a joke sad

  2. nell79 profile image79
    nell79posted 7 years ago

    I guess I'd be kicked out right along with you! LOL

  3. megs11237 profile image67
    megs11237posted 7 years ago

    O my. I can't believe they kicked you out. Is this a true story or a joke?

    If it is a joke it is hilarious but I don't want a laugh at your misfortune or anything but my golly.

    It isn't very unforgiving on their part.

    p.s what were they thinking with that question,no matter there is nothing wrong with a simple mistake. I hope you don't feel bad about your answer.

  4. Dennis Pace profile image60
    Dennis Paceposted 7 years ago

    Just a joke!  Had to read it more than once to get it

    1. megs11237 profile image67
      megs11237posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      wait so they didn't really kick you out? smile I'm confused smile

  5. CASE1WORKER profile image64
    CASE1WORKERposted 7 years ago

    it took me a while but I worked it out!

  6. Flightkeeper profile image70
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    lol It sounds like you're better off attending a church with a better sense of humor, I would have thought you won the grand prize!

  7. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    Just write the Reverend a letter saying that you are sorry, and that you meant to say their curly hair is most often found in between their husband's teeth
    smile

    1. tysanders profile image60
      tysandersposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      haha!

  8. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    I'd suggest you try the Catholics or the nearest Synagogue - they're more forgiving about things like this.  At least you know something about women.

 
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