I goofed up
I messed up.
I missed a trivia question during a contest at the church Christmas party last night.
The question was: "Where do most women have curly hair?"
Apparently the correct answer is Africa.
I've been asked to find another place to go to church.
Ah-Oh. I would have come to the same obvious conclusion as you, so don't feel to bad. We are only human. Good luck with finding a new church.
That is a trick question and has more than one answer and Africa is not one. How about their heads or their arms? Your church has no sense of fairness, and doesn't deserve to have someone like you.
O my. I can't believe they kicked you out. Is this a true story or a joke?
If it is a joke it is hilarious but I don't want a laugh at your misfortune or anything but my golly.
It isn't very unforgiving on their part.
p.s what were they thinking with that question,no matter there is nothing wrong with a simple mistake. I hope you don't feel bad about your answer.
It sounds like you're better off attending a church with a better sense of humor, I would have thought you won the grand prize!
Just write the Reverend a letter saying that you are sorry, and that you meant to say their curly hair is most often found in between their husband's teeth
I'd suggest you try the Catholics or the nearest Synagogue - they're more forgiving about things like this. At least you know something about women.
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