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To Do Number Two Or To Not Do Number Two That Is The Question!

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    SapphireGreenposted 7 years ago

    When is the right time to be comfortable to do the number two at your mate's house with it being a new relationship? or does it matter?

    1. Greek One profile image77
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      you mean in front of them?

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        SapphireGreenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        no silly!!!! i mean just at there home.

        1. Greek One profile image77
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          well, if I expect them to wipe, there is no reason to be shy

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            SapphireGreenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            why would you expect them to wipe you butt?

            1. Greek One profile image77
              Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Love

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                SapphireGreenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                thats not love thats nasty lmaoo. unless you are sick and you just cant do it that is different but for your own lazy enjoyment lol hell no! lmao

  2. Me, Steve Walters profile image69
    Me, Steve Waltersposted 7 years ago

    uuuhhh? Maybe you should warm-up to it with some increasingly larger and larger farts? hmm (This falls under the category of way more TMI then we want to know!) Oh well...let r' rip!

    1. Christy Goff profile image56
      Christy Goffposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I would guess it's a comfort issue, how long can you hold it??  Everyone goes to the bathroom, if your that uncomfortable, carry a freshener spray.

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        SapphireGreenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        okay for the record it is not about me. but yes i do agree everyone goes i just think you have to be secure with yourself and just say, 'hey it is natural!"

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      SapphireGreenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lmaoooo. yeah i think some people agree getting comfortable with someone you just met on that level is difficult! lmao :-D

  3. Rafini profile image87
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    If you have to ask, it isn't time.

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      SapphireGreenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      im not asking for myself it was just a question i just thought about lmaooo

  4. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    Does your partner have a pet?  Why not just go in their litter box and then ask "What the hell are you feeding this thing?!?!"

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      SapphireGreenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lmaooo you are a mess. okay everyone i am not asking for myself!!! lmaoo. it just came across my mind

  5. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    Try to feel him out with subtle questions like:

    Hey, wanna go see that new German shizer film?  If he says yes, it's time.

  6. wilderness profile image97
    wildernessposted 7 years ago

    You should be prepared and carry a doggie bag for least 6 months.  Of course, that begs the question of what to do with the bag - run out and hide it under the front seat of your car, maybe.

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      SapphireGreenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      what am i a dobberman? lmao. okay just for the record the question wasnt about me. lol i just thought about the issue people have with being comfortable with each other with committing such a private act at their mates house.

  7. nell79 profile image80
    nell79posted 7 years ago

    I know people who will do that with their friends there in the bathroom with them and they're talking on the phone too. Talk about multi-tasking!

    Visit with Jill (Check!)
    Talk to Freddy (Check!)
    Cleanse my colon at home (Check!)
    Show Jill the results (Double Check!!!)

    lol lol lol


    Yikes! Everybody poops (as I believe the children's book is titled), true, but not everybody wants to see (or hear) you poop. lol

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    LOL Who gives a shyt? Just git 'er done!

    1. nell79 profile image80
      nell79posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Did I just hear Larry the Cable Guy? LOL

 
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