I, Bbnix, object on the grounds that I am the one most worthy for the hubpages hand of the incomparable Mrs. BBnix to be, Kimberly...
No offense to all the great efforts here, but who but me to lounge around, do nothing and take advantage of the good intentions of such a self-less individual as Kimberly.
I mean, aside from her Piece Corp. work, feeding the homeless, singlehandedly, and her dedication to compassionately setting free all pets to the freedom of the wilderness, she needs me to totally take advantage of her.....and yes, literally, help her with the drag and holding back of clothing, and who but Kimberly would allow for an extravaganza of a wedding out back behind my Uncle Barney's barn, including 7 of our closest wedded cousins as our not-quite sophisticated wedding party.
Who could possibly turn down such an offer....
Kimberly please say...."What?"...er...I meaN...."I DO AGREE TO MARRY YOU... OHHHH...WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?"
Cagsil, would you be as so kind now after two years to promise to continue protecting me and inspiring me while in your silence excite me? Will you always know I think of how lucky I am for the countless laughs and your sensitive direction and advice? Will you trust my words are true though we don't talk as often? Will you believe my craving for you drove me to propose? Believe I still as we always have care not what anyone thinks of this. Trust me. Trust me when I say I love you and it better be a huge fx king ring, clear?
You were here before me Kimberly. So, you had to have known others longer than me. If that's how you see it, then I'm honored and humbled by your words. I've been lucky most of my life. I'm still alive.
Kimberly has been nothing but a sweetheart to me, ever since I first met her. This whole thread was just her way of having a little fun, breaking free from the routine, she goes through constantly(each and everyday).
It was fun, amusing and so far, this thread continues to get more posts...now over 200, even though the wedding is over. Ironic?
...darn, looks like i missed a hub wedding.... who has the chore of vacuuming?.....it's not all about whisperin' sweeeeet nuthins and diamonds ya kno.......well - good luck u 2, yeah?...gonna join your hubs and become "kimberlyscagsil" or sumthin' like that and ride off into the sunset on kimberlys 'scoot'?......
Actually Earnest is protesting and picketing outside the church. He likes to look at the outside of the structure....he does know a little bit about beauty and most churches when you look at them are beautiful to look at. It's most of the people who are in them that are disgusting to look at or even talk to.
Of course it's beyond church goers. They are so full of themselves that they cannot see or tell that their heads are empty. They can see that the hat that they are putting on their head is empty, just not their head. I guess that accounts for something. What exactly? Who knows.
Is that anything like attending the church of LAX, cause that Los Angeles air terminal has provided for a couple of blood clots in my brain, although I was saved there as well, saved from the ravages of going anywhere meaningful that is..
Starbucks is lame. Come on, let's wake up this party. We'll make some extra thick, extra sweet exotic blend, that'll curl toes, steep and go down quiet so as to not bother the mom's within ear distance, and define what late night creativity is all about....rhyming dictionaries...just sayin...
Yeah, that's my constant problem, confusing ranker with invitation. Given that, there's no telling what I might do, say, or respond with...so hold onto your hats ladies, sudden turns of fate are just around the corner......or is that sudden fates of turn...
Kimberly....your thoughts don't need changing, just evolving to where they really need to be...in the gutter with the rest of us!!! Come on...marriage, holding hands, working out together...ignoring me...what's next, Scientology and Tom Cruise.
Don't deny it girl your about to go over the edge.
You need big hands, a bigger heart, and someone you can watch their taillights as they smoke you in your wedding bell blues....
Dream on lady....You're so wrapped up and buried in silly hidden meanings there's no way you can catch me on the track.
What you need is a hard driving lesson in which you don't reach the finish line until you sweat, bleed, pant, thrust...and finally let go....and all that only if you focus, have a little luck and pass me deep on turn two, which from what I've seen, just ain't going to happen....
But that would assume you knew what I was doing...or how much I too cared about Kimberly...so in that case, to do what ever it takes to bring a little happiness to her life, a little challenge, fun even, I would happily "be stuck in first gear"....
Actually, I don't need to assume anything. But, you're welcome to do so, which I'm pretty sure you've already done.
Making Kimberly happy? I think that takes more than you realize, even though you've read all her hubs. I'm also pretty sure that Kimberly is touched by your caring, which is good. She needs positive people. Not jacka$$e$.
I'll even goes as far as to say that you and Kimberly could be very happy together as a couple. But, unfortunately as far as this thread is concerned...You're second best.
Interesting....so then attacking what you know nothing of me, my intentions, where I haven't said anything to the contrary about whoever you are, and make no assumptions as to what you may or may not be, somehow makes you the king of the forum is quite entertaining. I'm not sure what your trying to accomplish. They lady doesn't need you to speak for her when you have no clue what I'm talking about...
Ironic, that you see it as attacking you? As for being "King of the Forums"? I am. At least until next year.
If you don't believe me, feel free to check out the Hubbie Awards. I earned it. It's not a joke either. Pulling your chain? It seems that you want to pull Kimberly's chain, so I am pulling yours. If you don't like it, oh well. I don't need to know what you're referencing/talking about. This thread isn't about YOU. It's about Kimberly and I, and our wedding here in the forums.
I realize that you don't like to be second best, but Kimberly didn't ask YOU. She did however ask ME! Again, if you don't like, then pout in a corner.
As for sticking up or defending Kimberly, I will do whatever it takes to ensure that is what I do, when it comes to Kimberly. Again, if you don't like, then go pout in a corner.
This may seem to be your private little world that you can define as you see fit. I could care less about your accomplishments or your recommendations as to what I may or may not do. I'm sure your smart enough to figure out that this is a public forum for which we're all entitled to participate.
It's easy to see a virtual proposal is what you make such grand stands about. Obviously you have little tack to be much else. As far as Kimberly is concerned you have no advantage. I care more about her and will do more for her than you could ever imagine, in the real world where life really counts and there we make informed value judgements and not leap to absurd comments which are totally unjustified. Sure we would all love to defend Kimberly from anything she doesn't deserve, but you, my friend, have no clue what you're defending her from.
So how about get a clue, mellow out, and get back to what you do best, which, for what I can tell, is apparently nothing...
Correct. It is a public forum. Interesting statement. Naive, but interesting. Oh, good to know. I doubt it, but good to know. Another interesting statement, considering you know nothing about me, except for our exchange. The fact that you're making this statement with regards to me, makes your insecurity even more apparent. First off, let's get one thing straight. YOU are not my friend and Kimberly IS my friend. So, it matters not what you think. I will defend Kimberly as I SEE FIT, not as you instruct or when. Good show. Another interesting statement. Speaks volumes about you as an individual. Ego much?
I have no clue who took that picture. But, if you would like I'm sure that you could locate a better picture(which you are NOT to display here) and get your mind off it and on to something better. If you get my drift?
I would say that that might be something a dragon might write, but I think, more clearly, that that is the voice of a woman who can walk through the fire of a dragon's breath. I know, I saw you do it over and over and over...you are amazing....only Kimberly can tame a dragon..only you my dear friend..
I am incredibly sorry for the pain you're going through. Close your eyes. Imagine your fingernails digging into mny arm as you pass the pain and everything else you don't want to me for disposal. I'm here for you....
I just found out that Kimberly's been banned from hubpages, apparently because of comments made within this forum, which I find very disturbing. I'm at a loss for words...the hubpages desperately needs her energy, she responds to everything so positively, and yes, tactfully, and now this....it's unfair treatment without a doubt...
Excellent point...no bride...Just how absurd is that.....
One positive note: This injustice does serve notice of how blessed we are to have the incredible KImberly as part of our loves. There is, quite literally, no one on this planet that can fill her high-heeled shoes, not to mention compare to her incredible wit and amazing sense of pure fun....
You're one of a kind Kimberly, and quite literally. time is frozen at the hubs till you return to the forums....Godspeed, my dear, dear friend... ..
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