I’ve always loved a cheesy chat up line. In fact, I would much rather be approached in a bar by a guy armed with one of these than an attempt at small talk. So I’ve pulled together some of the best from one liners you can send on T-A-L-L-C-H-A-T-(C/-O/-M) (the biggest club for tall women and big men or big women and tall men to date)and the gems from the advert breaks in Take Me Out.
Enjoy our selection of the best chat up lines:
“I seem to have lost my phone number, any chance I could have yours?”
“You know what would look fantastic on you?…. me….”
“You are the hottest thing since sun burn.”
“Should I call you in the morning? Or just nudge you ”
“Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.”
“I may not be Wilma Flintstone but I know I can make your BedRock.”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
“Did you hear about the over weight polar bear? It broke the ice.”
“Are you from Ireland? Because my willy is Dublin.”
“Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
“Do you have google maps, as I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
“Fancy an Australian kiss? It’s like a french kiss down under.”
“You’re so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.”
“Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out.”
“If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me.”
“Are you related to Jean Claude Van Damme, because Jean Claude Van Damme you’re sexy.”
“I bet there’s a queue for you, do you mind if I push in?”
“I thought chillies were hot, but then I met you.”
“Are your legs hurting? You’ve been running round in my mind all night long.”
“Nice to meet you. I’m an astronaut on a mission to Uranus.”
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