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Who Here Thinks God Is A Woman?

  1. fierycj profile image78
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    Ha ha ha. Cant wait to find out. (rubs palms together in anticipation)

    1. profile image0
      dennisemattposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      for real? No way can God be woman, If God was, women wouldnt be the ones stuck having babies and not being able to pee over the fence...

    2. Daniel Carter profile image79
      Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Regardless, the implication is that God is apparently a single parent. So now where do we stand on this marriage issue?

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        That's a great point.  That kid he had with Mary was the result of extramarital activity.

    3. Davinagirl3 profile image60
      Davinagirl3posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I believe God is sexless.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Just like Ken and G I Joe?

    4. Raven King profile image61
      Raven Kingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Things got very hot here Fierycj.
      I think that because God is beyond the veil of duality so neither or both.
      We are the same
      but I AM
      Spirit

      1. fierycj profile image78
        fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        They all had to bail out like scaredly rats.

    5. twill4jc profile image62
      twill4jcposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I don't know if you are being serious about asking this question or what? Either way, God is a Spirit!

  2. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    I think God is Alanis Morisette. That's a joke for you cj smile

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ha ha. That movie Dogma drove people nuts. No kidding.

      1. AsherKade profile image57
        AsherKadeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I actually had someone take me to watch that crappy movie on a date once....
        http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/thumb-l/77/62/23706277.jpg

        1. Colebabie profile image60
          Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I loved it. But Chasing Amy is my favorite smile

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      dennisemattposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH and man, when she talks....cover your ears!!

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        She was one of my first concerts when I was 9. That's when I learned what a lesbian was. smile

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          dennisemattposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol thats too funny!! Really, though, I like her music. she was on "you cant do that on television", too, right?

          1. Colebabie profile image60
            Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah I think she was. I like her music too. My aunt was trying to distract me, and I was like "whater doze laydees doin? It was a fun concert smile

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      Requiaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Wouldn't it be ironic if she really was?

  3. Ambition profile image59
    Ambitionposted 8 years ago

    i definitely thinks God loves us like a mother. so, God is a woman.

  4. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    She must be.  Have you ever noticed how natural disasters occur about once every 28 days?

    1. Colebabie profile image60
      Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Haha. big_smile I hope I'm not here when she starts goin through "the change"

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        She might be now.  Could be the cause of global warming.  I heard somewhere that she plans on finishing us off by Dec 22, 2012.

        1. Colebabie profile image60
          Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Well I'm not sure about that. But she's definitely making us suffer through the hot flashes right along with her.

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            dennisemattposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            no hot flashes here!! still just cold and rainy!!

    2. Ambition profile image59
      Ambitionposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  5. Mac Mission profile image60
    Mac Missionposted 8 years ago

    How can you judge? What you think about your father and mother? They are the one visible God to us.This is Indian Culture.I dont know about other country. They may be Woman or Men.

  6. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    I thought your god was an elephant or a cow or something. hmm

  7. jenblacksheep profile image79
    jenblacksheepposted 8 years ago

    God is blatantly neither! I mean, I know we are created in his image but clearly not physical image. Not that I believe in god but I do still think it is a mistake t think of god as male or female. We jus refer t god as 'he' for convienience.

  8. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Here is the proof! lol
    http://hubpages.com/u/971108_f520.jpg

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      ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well done Misha, but she don't have red hair! I bow to Aphrodite.
      http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/2403.gif

  9. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Told ya! Haha.

  10. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    God is a spirit neither man nor woman

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It was a light-hearted question.  Please keep the discussion light or I'll summon the cats.

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        \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        are you god or something...... I thought this was fiery's question....

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Yes, I am according to Emerson.  Please capitalize my name next time, blasphemy is another trigger to the dreaded plague of cats.

  11. fierycj profile image78
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    What a bunch of loonies on hubpages! No friggin' kiddin!

  12. Davinagirl3 profile image60
    Davinagirl3posted 8 years ago

    I think it is hilarious that we are actually conversing about whether, or not, God has a penis.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Of course he does.  Any all-knowing master of the universe with a choice would have one.

      1. Davinagirl3 profile image60
        Davinagirl3posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I had one last night, and you're right.  It was great!

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Wait, I didn't see you last night.mad

          1. Davinagirl3 profile image60
            Davinagirl3posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            That wasn't you?  Ooops, sorry!

  13. fierycj profile image78
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    Blasphemy overload. Exit thread.

    1. Misha profile image77
      Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You are just jealous it wasn't you, right? wink

      1. fierycj profile image78
        fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        What?

        1. Misha profile image77
          Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Can you read? I said you are jealous cause it was not you with Davina last night. That's why you are cursing. Teasing you and kidding of course smile

          1. fierycj profile image78
            fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            O, Davina's married for pete's sake! You really are a weirdo, aint ya.

    2. Davinagirl3 profile image60
      Davinagirl3posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Discussing the genitalia of God, isn't blasphemous?  I would think it would be blasphemous to question anything about God, no?

      1. fierycj profile image78
        fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        discussing God's genitalia is so blasphemous.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Then why did you start the discussion?

          1. fierycj profile image78
            fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I'm the tempter.

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
              Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Are you a freemason?

              1. fierycj profile image78
                fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Why would you even think that?

                1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
                  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  There is an interesting discussion on another forum thread that suggests fremasonry as the root of all evil deeds in this world.  If you started a blasphemous thread, it stands to reason that you are a freemason.

                  1. fierycj profile image78
                    fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    ok, so maybe I am. Shoot me.

  14. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Uh-oh, why do you take everything THAT literally? Ever heard of humor, flirting, or kidding around? smile

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That's me at my humorous best, dude.

  15. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    LOL OK, noted, won't try to tease you any more, unless it is really tempting smile

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Tease? What're you now? Bisexual?

  16. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    I thought tease is not reduced just to sexual part. Could be my ESL of course smile

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha ha. You're hell of a guy, Misha. I gotta admit. No friggin kidding. What's your favorite drink?

      1. fierycj profile image78
        fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        dont say vodka pls. I'll kill something!

        1. Misha profile image77
          Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          LOL No, I almost don't drink vodka anymore, except when I have a guest that does not drink anything else. I prefer red wine. smile

          1. fierycj profile image78
            fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Red wine, geez. You lower my morale.

            1. Misha profile image77
              Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Oops, lost me again. What this has to do with your morale?

              1. fierycj profile image78
                fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                What's manly about red wine? A dude who's supposed to be a man's man tells me he's favorite drink is red wine, that pretty much messes up my day. No friggin' kidding.

                1. Misha profile image77
                  Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  LOL If you still think manliness depends on what someone drinks, then I pretty much pity you. smile

                  1. fierycj profile image78
                    fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Only sissies talk that way. Hey, but enjoy your fruit juice.

          2. Uninvited Writer profile image83
            Uninvited Writerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            All the best men drink red wine smile

            1. fierycj profile image78
              fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Who wants to be a best man! What's this? A friggin' wedding!

              1. Colebabie profile image60
                Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                "the" not "a" watch your article smile

                1. fierycj profile image78
                  fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  You didnt get it, did ya.

                  1. Colebabie profile image60
                    Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Oh I got it. It just wasn't funny. smile

  17. James S. Thornton profile image57
    James S. Thorntonposted 8 years ago

    I'm convinced he's a man.

    No woman ever could or would fuck things up *this* bad.

  18. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    I think you underestimate women, they are quite capable in this area lol

  19. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    What do you want him to do? Pop open a Bud? My boyfriend likes red wine. I don't find anything "unmanly" about it.

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      My condolences.

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Condolences aren't necessary smile

        1. fierycj profile image78
          fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          It sure is? Listen lil mama, its one thing for a guy to have a dinner with a girl and sip a lil red wine, just a lil. But when it becomes like his favorite drink. Its time to check his privates. Next thing you know he'll be guzzling down Cranberry juice like a madman.

          1. Colebabie profile image60
            Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            What is your favorite drink?

            1. fierycj profile image78
              fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Its actually this old african palm liquor, its the drink of the ancestors and gods - tombo! Not for the lightheaded. No friggin' kidding. Then Jack Daniels, or Mumms.

          2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
            Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Didn't you see "The Departed"? Boy got a beat down for making fun of a cranberry juice drinker.

            1. fierycj profile image78
              fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              My point exactly. Cos its sissy like to even drink the stuff.

              1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
                Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                But the "sissy" beat the crap out of the guy who made fun of him.  What's worse being teased or getting your nose busted?

                1. fierycj profile image78
                  fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  You wanna try. I'll even pay for the return ticket.

                  1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
                    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Try what?  Insulting you or beating the crap out of you?  I don't fight much and you're too easy to insult.  Have a cupcake

                  2. earnestshub profile image89
                    earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    What goes here? I thought Ron made reference to a movie, fiery misunderstands (not unusual) took it as a personal statement, then comes up with some crap about paying for air fairs for some sort of showdown?

  20. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Well mine is tea. The difference between Misha and I, and you, is you're just more specific smile

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      If a guy's favorite drink is tea, I would hold him in high esteem. No friggin' kidding. But red wine, ah! He might as well put on sanitary pads.

  21. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Well you like Jack, so do you have a mullet?

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      what, you trying to be humorous?

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yes, trying. And I agree UW smile

        1. fierycj profile image78
          fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          'course, you agree.

  22. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 8 years ago

    Obviously lost a woman to a man who drinks red wine wink

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Gee, she comes with her simple humour. So charming art thou.

  23. Raven King profile image61
    Raven Kingposted 8 years ago

    What you think she, he or ?

  24. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 8 years ago

    A real man drinks whatever the hell he wants smile

  25. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1224/1290981478_f31c9766ee.jpg

  26. blondepoet profile image73
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    Can we draw straws??

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What does the winner get?

  27. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    Ron type easy words so cj can get.

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ha ha. Still aint saying nothing about my offer.

      1. earnestshub profile image89
        earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Your offer cj was an ego and alcohol driven missfire. Think about it, read what Ron was saying. He corrected your mistaken assumption about a movie fer gawds sake!

        1. fierycj profile image78
          fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          no, you read it, ernest.

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
            Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Ernest right, him smart.  You wrong.

  28. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    Me come soon

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      When?

      1. fierycj profile image78
        fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        and just in case you didnt know...Its Nigeria. A country in West Africa. Largest black populace in the planet.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Second

  29. fierycj profile image78
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    I'm loving this thread. So who else thinks God is a woman?

  30. JYOTI KOTHARI profile image69
    JYOTI KOTHARIposted 8 years ago

    God is not human being nor has a body. God is neither man nor woman. God has no gender.It is just a tradition that we speak and write "He" for God.

    Jain texts are very clear about the same. What the bible says?
    Thanks,
    Jyoti Kothari

  31. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Even larger than Ethiopia? yikes

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      One in every four black man from different nations is a Nigerian.

      1. Misha profile image77
        Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Cool to know. So, every one who is not Ethiopian, is Nigerian, right? wink

        1. fierycj profile image78
          fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Are you seriously arguing this with me? I mean.

          1. fierycj profile image78
            fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            everyone with half a brain knows that Nigeria has the largest black population, next to Brazil. Dont know how you even fathom Ethiopia in the equation. Ethiopia for heaven's sake!

            1. Misha profile image77
              Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I am just teasing you again, breaking my word smile

              Yet I always liked the looks of Ethiopian girls better then Nigerian tongue

              1. kmackey32 profile image64
                kmackey32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                yea me too. LMAO

                1. fierycj profile image78
                  fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Funny, Nigerian girls prefer Ethiopians better than Whites.

                  1. kmackey32 profile image64
                    kmackey32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    interesting. so they wouldnt like me? smile

              2. k@ri profile image89
                k@riposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                LMAO--big_smile

  32. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

    Hey Cj, What is Nigerias greatest export?

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You mean besides Oil and gas?

  33. kmackey32 profile image64
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    Yes a strong woman. Its not a man. LMFAO

  34. kmackey32 profile image64
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    yep for sure buddy. gots ta love ya fiery!!!

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha.

  35. fierycj profile image78
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    At any interval where I dont respond know that she's calling me back. Like now...mbokinghi. That's Ethiopian for see ya, loosers!

    1. Misha profile image77
      Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL Take care looser smile

  36. Davinagirl3 profile image60
    Davinagirl3posted 8 years ago

    Is everyone still teasing each other?  I have been out for a little while...

  37. rosariomontenegro profile image71
    rosariomontenegroposted 8 years ago

    I think yesterday's solar eclipse fried our brains. I've been reading this very attentively for heavens sake!
    Fiery, did you answer your own question or the eclipse took place in between?

    1. JYOTI KOTHARI profile image69
      JYOTI KOTHARIposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      This forum topic is to discuss "whether God can be a woman'. Can we stick to the topic?
      Thanks,
      Jyoti Kothari

  38. SparklingJewel profile image77
    SparklingJewelposted 8 years ago

    God is as the Tao, masculine and feminine balanced . God is not a person but an Energy Source that translates into our planes of existence into masculine and feminine energies and finally into gendered bodies depending on the souls karmic circumstance.

    1. JYOTI KOTHARI profile image69
      JYOTI KOTHARIposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Dear Sparklingjewel,

      According to Jain philosophy:
      God is neither masculine nor feminine because god has no body. Gender is represented in body only. God is a spirit.

      Depending upon the souls' karmic circumstances Energy Source that translates into our planes of existence into masculine and feminine energies and finally into gendered bodies automatically. God does not have any role into it according to Jain philosophy.
      Thanks,

      Jyoti Kothari

  39. viryabo profile image87
    viryaboposted 8 years ago

    If He was a woman, He'd be on maternity leave forever and ever. With the size of mankind!!!

  40. jonwenberg profile image55
    jonwenbergposted 8 years ago

    everything is god and god is everything - both/neither

  41. profile image0
    iamqweenbeeposted 8 years ago

    I agree

  42. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    If god was a woman the earth would be tidy and well organised. or organized for American readers.

  43. profile image66
    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    would god be sexless just to be fair?
    Anyway how would a woman get Mary preggers?

    1. Misha profile image77
      Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Without violating her virginity. Didn't you read about it? lol

  44. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    Good to see that you took me seriously CJ & started a thread in honour of all that is godly and discretely woman!! big_smile

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What?

  45. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    If god was a woman, what about this little passage, do you think she would allow this?

      (Numbers 31:7-18 NLT)

         They attacked Midian just as the LORD had commanded Moses, and they killed all the men.  All five of the Midianite kings – Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba – died in the battle.  They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword.  Then the Israelite army captured the Midianite women and children and seized their cattle and flocks and all their wealth as plunder.  They burned all the towns and villages where the Midianites had lived.  After they had gathered the plunder and captives, both people and animals, they brought them all to Moses and Eleazar the priest, and to the whole community of Israel, which was camped on the plains of Moab beside the Jordan River, across from Jericho.

         Moses, Eleazar the priest, and all the leaders of the people went to meet them outside the camp.  But Moses was furious with all the military commanders who had returned from the battle.  "Why have you let all the women live?" he demanded.  "These are the very ones who followed Balaam's advice and caused the people of Israel to rebel against the LORD at Mount Peor.  They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD's people.  Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man.  Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.

    1. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That's valid proof he's a man, huh.

    2. fierycj profile image78
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That's valid proof he's a man, huh.

      1. earnestshub profile image89
        earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I guess so according to the bible at least. I don't think a female god would be happy with the rapes.

  46. JYOTI KOTHARI profile image69
    JYOTI KOTHARIposted 8 years ago

    May the Bible be a proof of "He" God. But how can God have a gender without a body?
    The soul or spirit does not have any gender, neither man nor woman. Of course, God does not also belongs to neuter gender or impotent.
    Thanks,
    Jyoti Kothari

    1. jonwenberg profile image55
      jonwenbergposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      references to gender in the bible only prove that MEN, 4000 years ago, believed that god was gender specific, and male.

  47. Pamda Man profile image52
    Pamda Manposted 8 years ago

    Oh another endless pointless thread on religion.....

    1. kmackey32 profile image64
      kmackey32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think the panda is god....lol

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  49. kmackey32 profile image64
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    hahahahaha OMFG now thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  50. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Sign me up! At least I can see a Panda!

 
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