Who Here Thinks God Is A Woman?

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  1. Pamda Man profile image58
    Pamda Manposted 16 years ago

    big_smile

  2. kmackey32 profile image52
    kmackey32posted 16 years ago

    omg hail to panda, hail to panda.  lol

  3. SparklingJewel profile image68
    SparklingJewelposted 16 years ago

    Back to the subject of the thread...to recap...God is IN women, just as God is IN men, God is IN children, God is IN all that is, because God is Energy that IS mater (matter, the scientific term, you know, atoms, molecules and such...)and Spirit(that is conscience and/or conscious)

    1. earnestshub profile image68
      earnestshubposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      I do not use the term god, but that is a lot easier concept to live with than a sky fairy.

    2. Pamda Man profile image58
      Pamda Manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Since you are speaking of science, I will debate you with science and shut you up once and for all.

      You say God is energy. According to the conservation of energy, energy cannot be created or destroyed. So, where did God come from? And according to Einstein's equation, E=mcc, if he is all so powerful, isn't it very easy for him to convert to matter any moment? But as far as I've seen, I haven't seen God exist.

      Pandas live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead panda.

      Panda Man

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

        Oh cool , you know Science then you understand the stars didnt get there by themselves, and who tells the ocean tide to stop and go no further?
        How can a baby smell his mothers milk and know that its his/her mother?

        Who made the animals eyes?
        How do the birds make a tune?

        Why cant mankind create something from nothing?
        and
        Why is my coffee cold smile lol

        1. Pamda Man profile image58
          Pamda Manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Are you disagreeing with me? Because I didn't understand what you are trying to do. =/

          1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
            Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            Hmmm...trying to do?

            ya got me puzzled

            must be something up with the bamboo today

          2. Eaglekiwi profile image73
            Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            Not knowing is an ok answer too..

        2. Pamda Man profile image58
          Pamda Manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          So you disagree. Sigh, why do I have to repeat this over and over again??

          Your existence is merely a consequence of a series of inevitable chemical reactions and biological mutations. It's purely coincidental. There is no plan. There is no meaning...

          Panda Man

          1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
            Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            Your thoughts are depressing , might as well depart this mere existance now...whoa...

            1. Mark Knowles profile image58
              Mark Knowlesposted 16 years agoin reply to this

              Why don't you just start believing that it will all be better after you die - in fact - you will not die. You will live forever at the right hand of a loving creator. If you just follow these simple rules and behave yourself. lol

              Then you won't have to be depressed with reality.

            2. profile image0
              dennisemattposted 16 years agoin reply to this

              Ok..so, this guy is all  "GOD, GOD!!! Your not so great, I figured out how to make man!!"
              God says...."ok. go ahead.."
              He grabs some dirt and says.."First you.."
              God says "WHOA!!!!!! Get your OWN dirt!!"
              ha ha  smile

              1. Earthscribe profile image75
                Earthscribeposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                lol

                1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
                  Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                  Says it all dennisematt lol

      2. SparklingJewel profile image68
        SparklingJewelposted 16 years agoin reply to this

        Dear Panda, everyday when you look in the mirror, you see God! big_smile God did not come from anywhere...just always has been. And God is not He or She, but the Energy that makes up those two attributes (among many other attributes) in all people and things.

        People just need to call God something, a He or a She so that they feel they can relate, becuase they are human  and only understand human-ness.

        If people truly understood that they are not separate from God, there would be no need for them to make labels for God, or define God. It is a feeling in ones heart and in every fiber of your being and consciousness. That's Love big_smilebig_smilebig_smile

    3. Ron Montgomery profile image59
      Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      I am sometimes in women. I must be God.

  4. packerpack profile image60
    packerpackposted 16 years ago

    I do not see any reason why god could not be a female? Is there a sexual discrimination here too? These types of gender specification about God itself proves that there is nothing of that sort and it is just a manifestation of human mind and the one who thought about it first was a man.

    However so far this discussion is concerned I would say, yes God can definitely be a female. Hinduism talks about so many female Gods infact I think they maybe more then the male counterparts.

  5. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    The hand that rocks the cradle

    Rules the world

  6. kmackey32 profile image52
    kmackey32posted 16 years ago

    So there You have it. Panda really is god.....smile

  7. Pamda Man profile image58
    Pamda Manposted 16 years ago

    Yay. lol

  8. harryjblog profile image59
    harryjblogposted 16 years ago

    i dont think GOD is of any gender really. i feel that GOD to each person what the person is to GOD.

  9. jenny88 profile image60
    jenny88posted 16 years ago

    Always fascinates me why people think God is male or female.

    Can god be both? or neither!!?

    Jenz

    1. Pamda Man profile image58
      Pamda Manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      You cannot rule out the fact that he might be a trans-sexual.

  10. Pamda Man profile image58
    Pamda Manposted 16 years ago

    That's why I think the people who wrote the Bible is so awesome. They hypnotized 20% of the world for 3000 years. Bad people became good. And people became more peaceful.

  11. Pamda Man profile image58
    Pamda Manposted 16 years ago

    Pandas live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead panda.[/thread]

    Panda Man

    1. profile image0
      dennisemattposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      turtles live a long time to, I have seen dead turtles. I have seen dead people, what does that have to do with God being a woman?

  12. onthewriteside profile image60
    onthewritesideposted 16 years ago

    God must be a woman.  God is constantly changing her mind.  She created Man, then said, "Naaa...I think I'll kill 'em all...well except this guy".  Come on God...this is humanity we're talking about...not some purse you can take back to the store when you decide you don't like it after all.  lol

    God is always bitching to Man that he shouldn't do this or that, then she turns around and does the exact same things she was bitching about.  (See the 7 deadly sins and how many of them God is guilty of for more on this).

    God is most certainly an irritable entity.  She gets pissed off if you aren't on your needs worshiping her every free moment you have.  Even though she may be beautiful, she's really just a cranky old biotch...a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live with her...  lol

    1. profile image0
      dennisemattposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      7 deadly sins...no kidding huh? God gets angry all right..
      I dont think God is man or woman. if its real, its not a human at all.
      seriouslly. If it was a woman, no way would God have cursed woman  with ...ya know..curses. labor, childbirth...say what you want..that s**T hurts...no chance to pee outside standing up..one thing in particular.."your happiness will be DEPENDANT upon your husband.."
      he/she/it cursed man too. My guess is...not a human!!

      1. onthewriteside profile image60
        onthewritesideposted 16 years agoin reply to this

        See I can trash God without fear of retribution because in my mind, there is no such thing.  It's kinda like making fun of Charlie Brown or the Easter Bunny...

  13. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    Nah God created man first ,stood back and said

    Ya know what I can do better than that , so he created Woman lol


    ( as every good builder knows , its all about getting the blueprint right)lol

    1. onthewriteside profile image60
      onthewritesideposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!  Practice makes perfect!  Even for a God that supposedly wouldn't need any practice...

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

        Its a joke , what do ya expect from an imperfect being smile lol
        skyrockets ,no maybe another planet ...hehe

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image59
      Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      He made her out of the leftovers.

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

        leftovers always have more flavour smile

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
          Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          So many setups, so little time. (insert your own "flavors of women" joke here.)

          1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
            Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            excuses,excuses...wo (men) ..smile

  14. Pamda Man profile image58
    Pamda Manposted 16 years ago

    You can all shut up now. Because God is neither male nor female. God is a dog. And now you should all treat your pet dog (if you have one) as a God or 'Ye shall be condemned'. HAHA! Beat that! lol

    1. onthewriteside profile image60
      onthewritesideposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      lol   Yea a HORNDOG!  Knockin' up virgins and all...

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

        but that aint new, nahhh we want new !!!

    2. profile image0
      dennisemattposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      my dog is currently licking his...ya know...

  15. Pamda Man profile image58
    Pamda Manposted 16 years ago

    Oh, and did you know that God can sometimes be a bitch?

    Fun Fact: 50% of the time God becomes a bitch. lol

  16. onthewriteside profile image60
    onthewritesideposted 16 years ago
  17. Pamda Man profile image58
    Pamda Manposted 16 years ago

    The Untold Truth Behind The Bible

    Before the beginning, there was Dog. And Dog was everything. And Dog said, let there be God, and there was God. And Dog saw God, and that it was good, so he rested forever and let God be in charge, and he became an animal that humans will treat nicely. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light....

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
      Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Im not happy with that shipment of bamboo, yikes ,soon first pamda's vision and now his speech-oh nooooooo...

      save the pamda fund has begun

  18. spidergirl364 profile image58
    spidergirl364posted 16 years ago

    I know he is in fact NOT a woman.

    1. Misha profile image67
      Mishaposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, so you saw HIS balls? lol Care to share a pic? wink

  19. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 16 years ago

    If god is a woman, she got the world in a divorce settlement.  Guaranteed a man did not think of the headache!

  20. Galaxy Gazer profile image60
    Galaxy Gazerposted 16 years ago

    I think Gods Unisex!! I think he is both male and Female!  When God speaks to Isaiah he talks about him comforting his people as a mother does to her child!!  And Yet he is a Male God to - Majestic, Regal and holds authority, respect and judgement in his hand so he has to be male too!

  21. CEN7777 profile image60
    CEN7777posted 16 years ago

    I donot think woman is god but i can say god has mother and they respect mother. In India we know god Shiva as a Ardhnarishwar also (half male and half female). Thus I can say god is unisex and he take care of us  as a mother and protect us from aal trouble as super power.

    1. Pamda Man profile image58
      Pamda Manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      I thought you signed the Religion Protocol. @@

      1. CEN7777 profile image60
        CEN7777posted 16 years agoin reply to this

        Yes i understood it now and assure you that i will not take part in such discussions again. thanks for reminding me.

        1. Pamda Man profile image58
          Pamda Manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Lol. I'm not forbidding you to do anything. It's your choice. You can quit the protocol if you want to. I hope I made that clear. smile

          1. CEN7777 profile image60
            CEN7777posted 16 years agoin reply to this

            yes its clear to me but i would like to be in the protocol.

            1. Pamda Man profile image58
              Pamda Manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

              Okay. smile

            2. Eaglekiwi profile image73
              Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

              The only protocol is Respect smile

        2. JYOTI KOTHARI profile image61
          JYOTI KOTHARIposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Dear CEN777,
          You need not to quit. The forum is to discuss the subject matter but some of fellow hubbers make thread a place of jokes and abusing. You have rightly started serious discussion.
          Keep it up!

          Thanks,
          Jyoti Kothari

  22. Earthscribe profile image75
    Earthscribeposted 16 years ago

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  23. earnestshub profile image68
    earnestshubposted 16 years ago

    Yet another nice little quote from the bible which may indicate that god was not a woman.

    Laws of Rape

         "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father.  Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her."   Deuteronomy 22:28-29
    Nice morals!

    1. profile image0
      thetruthhurts2009posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Unbelievable hypocrite You are pure evil man, no one can be a Christian without you and your dogma biting at their heels. You are my proof! WOW!

 
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