What do Atheists scream during sex?

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   Tom Cornettposted 13 years ago

   Christians......OMINASTDS...Oh My I'm Not Allowed To Say That During Sex!
   Muslims.....OMA....Oh My Allah!
   Jews....OMLG...Oh My Lord God!
   Scientology......OMM......Oh My ME!

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      AEvansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      OMG this his hilarious!!!! lolololo I guess I am a naughty Christian lolllo

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   torimariposted 13 years ago

   Whenever I decided to get back to porking I'll tell you.

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      Cranooposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Lol, I love that work 'porking' i'm going to say that to my gf.
      
      come upstairs i'm going to pork you:)
      
      lol

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         rednckwmnposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         a guy at work realy did say that to me once. "I would pork you."

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   Uninvited Writerposted 13 years ago

   I am not above saying Oh God about things even though I don't believe.

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   tantrumposted 13 years ago

   My language is spanish and we don't say 'Oh mi Dios !' ( OMG) during sex

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   I don't know what religious beliefs (if any) my neighbours are but on their Wednesday Bonk Night.... It's Disgusting.. All You can hear is: : "Yeah Baby... Your My Moose.. Yeah Baby..Yeah Baby..Yeah Baby.... Moooooooooooooooooose!"

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      ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Do you live next door to Atomswifey?

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         Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Oh such fleeting wishes Ryan

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      rednckwmnposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I can not express in type how hard that made me laugh. really. really. Moose? Do you have any idea what I almost typed? Then I decided I did not want to get banned. Pearl Diver, this has to be the funniest thing I ever have read in my life.
      I guess there is somebody for everyone.
      My neighbour used to scream.."Never stop F..ing me!!!' Real romantic, huh? Oh, wait, she said that to her boyfirend, to the landlord she said...Dont tell my boyfriend...

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         dohn121posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Geez, the things we do to save a buck...Maybe two...I'm not sure, as I don't know what your neighbor looks like

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            rednckwmnposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh, she saved a buck, he lost a wife....

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               dohn121posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               A moment of passion = a lifetime of regret

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                  rednckwmnposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  yeah, I know. It is sad. It seems to happen to alot of people I know. It isnt even passion, simply lust...

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   sandra rinckposted 13 years ago

   God!  Thank you! Don't stop!

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   PirateGirlposted 13 years ago

   I use his son, jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz !

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      sandra rinckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol, is that good or bad?

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         PirateGirlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Ohhhh baby it's the second Coming

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            sandra rinckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I heard about the second coming. Heard it can be somewhat painful?  Is this true?

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               cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               no.
               
               just not as intense as the first one...

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                  sandra rinckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  lol, I meant for him.  I heard the second coming was a little painful for him.

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   cosetteposted 13 years ago

   "F*CK!" would work...

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   Tom Cornettposted 13 years ago

   Maybe....OD....Oh Darwin! 

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    Sufidreamerposted 13 years ago

    Not sure, although make sure that it is not the name of your wife's best friend.
    
    Unless you like rodeo

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       Tom Cornettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       LOLOLOL.....or her sister's name! 

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          Sufidreamerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          That could be a problem - I wouldn't let her near any scissors for a few days afterwards.

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             Tom Cornettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             circumcision? 

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          Wendi Mposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          You might want to stay away from ex-husbands' names too...that tends to bring things to a halt really quickly!

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    cosetteposted 13 years ago

    OH!! haha

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    "Oh Lorena, No, Lorena, Noooooo"

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    Sufidreamerposted 13 years ago

    In a round about sort of way - extreme circumcision
    
    Edit: MM - you read my mind

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    jiberishposted 13 years ago

    Waht do Atheist Scream?
    
    You're an Animal!

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       rednckwmnposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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       Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That's really good Jib!!!

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          jiberishposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          After that it goes like this: Quit pulling my hair, and put down the Banana!

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             Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             

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                jiberishposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Later I'd call Michael Moore Over for coffee!

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    Am I dead, yet?posted 13 years ago

    what just happened? =/

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    You know all this is TMI...
    Too Much Information!!!

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    Cry Havokposted 13 years ago

    As an agnostic I like to go down the list in quick succession:
    "Oh God! Oh Jesus! Oh Allah! Oh Zeus! etc." Just to be on the safe side. This requires an understanding partner...

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       rednckwmnposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       that should work, so long as you you don't have an ex named Zeus....

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          Cry Havokposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Bearded ladies aren't really my thing

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    "O'Hare! O'Hare!" and/or "Beagle! Beagle!"
    "I think I just evolved into a geyser!"
    "Oh volcano! I'm erupting!"
    "Don't stop! Don't stop! I believe I believe!"

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       Tom Cornettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       LOL Charlie...I knew it had something to to with Beagles and rabbit holes! 

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       dutchman1951posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ralwus,
       
       you know you are really making an impression, when your worn out, saying; oh honey oh honey, and she laying there calmly looking up and saying
       
       "Blue...I think I'll paint the celing blue!"

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    dutchman1951posted 13 years ago

    They dont scream, they dig thier claws into your back and suck the blood..............lmao!
    
    hook em horns!

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       Jewels2940posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       aww...suck it up! Claw marks aren't that bad...Maybe the scratches make you say O GOD!!       

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    Colebabieposted 13 years ago

    Haha. Thats funny
    I saw a French porn once, I found it hilarious because the woman went "Oui! Oui! Oui!" It took me a second to figure out what she was saying.

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       viryaboposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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       cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       some of the best pr0n i have ever seen is German. *whoo!*

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    mobilephone guideposted 13 years ago

    OH SHI-

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    dutchman1951posted 13 years ago

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    Pr0metheusposted 13 years ago

    Oh purposeless existence!

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    topgunjagerposted 13 years ago

    Instead of oh my God, I believe it's oh my Albert Einstein=)

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    drej2522posted 13 years ago

    I say, "Oh, Chris!"
    
    P.S...my name is Chris

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