What do Atheists scream during sex?

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  1. Tom Cornett profile image80
    Tom Cornettposted 9 years ago

    Christians......OMINASTDS...Oh My I'm Not Allowed To Say That During Sex!
    Muslims.....OMA....Oh My Allah!
    Jews....OMLG...Oh My Lord God!
    Scientology......OMM......Oh My ME!

    1. AEvans profile image79
      AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      OMG this his hilarious!!!! lolololo I guess I am a naughty Christian lolllo big_smile

  2. torimari profile image66
    torimariposted 9 years ago

    Whenever I decided to get back to porking I'll tell you.

    1. Cranoo profile image57
      Cranooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Lol, I love that work 'porking' i'm going to say that to my gf.

      come upstairs i'm going to pork you:)

      lol

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        rednckwmnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        a guy at work realy did say that to me once. "I would pork you."

  3. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 9 years ago

    I am not above saying Oh God about things even though I don't believe. smile

  4. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    My language is spanish and we don't say 'Oh mi Dios !' ( OMG) during sex lol lol

  5. Pearldiver profile image82
    Pearldiverposted 9 years ago

    I don't know what religious beliefs (if any) my neighbours are but on their Wednesday Bonk Night.... It's Disgusting.. All You can hear is: : "Yeah Baby... Your My Moose.. Yeah Baby..Yeah Baby..Yeah Baby.... Moooooooooooooooooose!"

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      ryankettposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Do you live next door to Atomswifey?

      1. Pearldiver profile image82
        Pearldiverposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Oh such fleeting wishes Ryan lol

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      rednckwmnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I can not express in type how hard that made me laugh. really. really. Moose? Do you have any idea what I almost typed? Then I decided I did not want to get banned. Pearl Diver, this has to be the funniest thing I ever have read in my life.
      I guess there is somebody for everyone.
      My neighbour used to scream.."Never stop F..ing me!!!' Real romantic, huh? Oh, wait, she said that to her boyfirend, to the landlord she said...Dont tell my boyfriend...

      1. dohn121 profile image82
        dohn121posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Geez, the things we do to save a buck...Maybe two...I'm not sure, as I don't know what your neighbor looks like big_smile

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          rednckwmnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Oh, she saved a buck, he lost a wife....

          1. dohn121 profile image82
            dohn121posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            A moment of passion = a lifetime of regret sad

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              rednckwmnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              yeah, I know. It is sad. It seems to happen to alot of people I know. It isnt even passion, simply lust...

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    sandra rinckposted 9 years ago

    God!  Thank you! Don't stop! lol

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    PirateGirlposted 9 years ago

    I use his son, jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz !

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol, is that good or bad?

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        PirateGirlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Ohhhh baby it's the second Coming smile

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          sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I heard about the second coming. Heard it can be somewhat painful?  Is this true?

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            cosetteposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            no.

            just not as intense as the first one...

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              sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              lol, I meant for him.  I heard the second coming was a little painful for him. wink

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    cosetteposted 9 years ago

    "F*CK!" would work...

  9. Tom Cornett profile image80
    Tom Cornettposted 9 years ago

    Maybe....OD....Oh Darwin!  smile

  10. Sufidreamer profile image81
    Sufidreamerposted 9 years ago

    Not sure, although make sure that it is not the name of your wife's best friend. neutral

    Unless you like rodeo big_smile

    1. Tom Cornett profile image80
      Tom Cornettposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOLOLOL.....or her sister's name!  smile

      1. Sufidreamer profile image81
        Sufidreamerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        That could be a problem - I wouldn't let her near any scissors for a few days afterwards.

        1. Tom Cornett profile image80
          Tom Cornettposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          circumcision?  smile

      2. Wendi M profile image78
        Wendi Mposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        You might want to stay away from ex-husbands' names too...that tends to bring things to a halt really quickly!

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    cosetteposted 9 years ago

    OH!! haha big_smile

  12. Mighty Mom profile image82
    Mighty Momposted 9 years ago

    "Oh Lorena, No, Lorena, Noooooo"

  13. Sufidreamer profile image81
    Sufidreamerposted 9 years ago

    In a round about sort of way - extreme circumcision sad

    Edit: MM - you read my mind yikes

  14. jiberish profile image72
    jiberishposted 9 years ago

    Waht do Atheist Scream?

    You're an Animal!

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      rednckwmnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol

    2. Flightkeeper profile image71
      Flightkeeperposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's really good Jib!!! big_smile

      1. jiberish profile image72
        jiberishposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        After that it goes like this: Quit pulling my hair, and put down the Banana!

        1. Flightkeeper profile image71
          Flightkeeperposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol lol

          1. jiberish profile image72
            jiberishposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Later I'd call Michael Moore Over for coffee!

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    Am I dead, yet?posted 9 years ago

    what just happened? =/

  16. Flightkeeper profile image71
    Flightkeeperposted 9 years ago

    You know all this is TMI...
    Too Much Information!!!

  17. Cry Havok profile image59
    Cry Havokposted 9 years ago

    As an agnostic I like to go down the list in quick succession:
    "Oh God! Oh Jesus! Oh Allah! Oh Zeus! etc." Just to be on the safe side. This requires an understanding partner...

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      rednckwmnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      that should work, so long as you you don't have an ex named Zeus....

      1. Cry Havok profile image59
        Cry Havokposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Bearded ladies aren't really my thing smile

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    "O'Hare! O'Hare!" and/or "Beagle! Beagle!"
    "I think I just evolved into a geyser!"
    "Oh volcano! I'm erupting!"
    "Don't stop! Don't stop! I believe I believe!"

    1. Tom Cornett profile image80
      Tom Cornettposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL Charlie...I knew it had something to to with Beagles and rabbit holes!  smile

    2. dutchman1951 profile image61
      dutchman1951posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      ralwus,

      you know you are really making an impression, when your worn out, saying; oh honey oh honey, and she laying there calmly looking up and saying

      "Blue...I think I'll paint the celing blue!"

  19. dutchman1951 profile image61
    dutchman1951posted 9 years ago

    They dont scream, they dig thier claws into your back and suck the blood..............lmao!

    hook em horns!

    1. Jewels2940 profile image54
      Jewels2940posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      aww...suck it up! Claw marks aren't that bad...Maybe the scratches make you say O GOD!! yikes   big_smile   yikes

  20. Colebabie profile image58
    Colebabieposted 9 years ago

    Haha. Thats funny smile
    I saw a French porn once, I found it hilarious because the woman went "Oui! Oui! Oui!" It took me a second to figure out what she was saying.

    1. viryabo profile image85
      viryaboposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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      cosetteposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      yikes

      some of the best pr0n i have ever seen is German. *whoo!*

  21. mobilephone guide profile image58
    mobilephone guideposted 9 years ago

    OH SHI-

  22. dutchman1951 profile image61
    dutchman1951posted 9 years ago
  23. Pr0metheus profile image56
    Pr0metheusposted 9 years ago

    Oh purposeless existence!

  24. topgunjager profile image58
    topgunjagerposted 9 years ago

    Instead of oh my God, I believe it's oh my Albert Einstein=)

  25. drej2522 profile image83
    drej2522posted 9 years ago

    I say, "Oh, Chris!"

    P.S...my name is Chris smile

 
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