I am Jesus Christ, these are the end days. Deny me and feel my wrath.

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  1. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    Oh ye oh ye, I have returned so be you followers of the good lord, follow me to the fire and soon we will drink in heaven, good wine, good friends, my big daddy god and the holy spirit.  Follow me now, follow me now, I am your lord.

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      If I follow you I'll step in your poop. Sorry can't do that lol

      1. Cagsil profile image80
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol lol

  2. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 8 years ago

    Must I follow? Can I not walk along side you instead? Following you into the fire is scary, fire scary, fire painful! yikes hmm

  3. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    I'd rather go to Hell, thank you.

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol  Im coming too
      what the hell is this and why am I in here?

  4. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 8 years ago

    "Do not follow me for I might not lead,
    Do not lead me for I might not follow,
    Walk beside me and be my friend"

  5. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    the humans misinterpreted me.  follow me into the fire, its the only way.  deny me and feel my wrath.

  6. kephrira profile image57
    kephriraposted 8 years ago

    One portion of wrath please. Can I have fries with that?

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

    2. Bovine Currency profile image57
      Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      coke for the drink?

  7. Valerie F profile image58
    Valerie Fposted 8 years ago

    Trying to come up with an insanity defense? What have you done?

    1. Bovine Currency profile image57
      Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I did it all, I am god, I made you.

      1. Cagsil profile image80
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol lol lol lol

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks Buddy big_smile lol

        1. Bovine Currency profile image57
          Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          No worries sweetie buns

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    I think I feel it tongue

  9. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    don't need to prove my insanity honey, I already got that one sorted big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    One thing, could you have at least made me a little taller?Whats up with that? lol

    1. Bovine Currency profile image57
      Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I am god, one day is a million years, wait my child, your true height is yet to come.

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You Rock God big_smile

        1. Bovine Currency profile image57
          Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I am god, I created you in my own image.  Do you like my breasts?

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            lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            well I have 2, so yes lol

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              lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I cant see yours

              1. Bovine Currency profile image57
                Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Come into my office.

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                  lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  tongue

          2. Daniel Carter profile image74
            Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Chicken breasts, sauteed, are much nicer, thank you. I have a killer recipe if you need one.

            1. marinealways24 profile image60
              marinealways24posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Killing is a Sin.

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                lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                here we go, buckle up your seatbelts

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                lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                so is dogs eating babies

              3. Bovine Currency profile image57
                Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Not according to the old testament.  Have you not read all my books?

              4. Daniel Carter profile image74
                Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                You better stop poisoning those mice, swatting flies and let mosquitos suck yer messy blood, dude.

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              lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              ha lol

    2. Cagsil profile image80
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Let's not make Lyrics any taller........then there wouldn't be anyone as tall as her. lol lol lol

  11. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    The insects and vermin have ruled this earth too long!!!

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol  lol  lol

  12. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    Do you like my new hair doo?

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      smoking hot dude big_smile

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    bloodnlatexposted 8 years ago

    Good Afternoon all....

  14. Bovine Currency profile image57
    Bovine Currencyposted 8 years ago

    nope, nearly half 3 in the morning tongue  but happy times all the same!

 
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