Flying Spaghetti Monster vs. Invisible Pink Unicorn

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hamstersmessiahposted 13 years ago
Ok! How many of you would like to see these two seemingly opposing (or are they one?) battle it out for supremacy. Who do you think would win? Personally, I think the FSM would kick the crap out of the IPU if they could locate them.
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  Spaghetti Monsterposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Oh this is too funny.
  
  The IPU and I often get together for a beer at the Stripper Factory, and compare notes.
  
  Our JV is working well, and gaining lots of disciples for both of us.
  
  (Of course, when his herd becomes extremely large, I'll take him out and convert all his disciples. But don't tell him that)
  
  RAmen.
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  deblippposted 12 years agoin reply to this
  I think the FSM would win, because of, y'know, flight. Very powerful. IPU can hide very well because of invisibility, but once FSM pours sauce all over him, I think that advantage is over.
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  Twenty One Daysposted 12 years agoin reply to this
  hmm, but the IPU could twist the spaghetti on his uni horn while being invisible thus stopping flight. hmmm. the plot thickens.
  
  he he he.
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Susana Sposted 13 years ago
I think they'd quite happily get into bed together, lol!
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earnestshubposted 13 years ago
The Noodly one has my dollar, very slippery god that one! As a disciple I may be slightly prejudiced though!
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lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago
Being Invisible gives you more power though.
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StormRyderposted 13 years ago
Hmmmmm??? Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have meat balls?? That could make all the difference in this epic battle.
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Susana Sposted 13 years ago
Big meatballs and several apendages!
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  Spaghetti Monsterposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Oh Susana!
  You PROMISED you wouldn't tell !
  (But anyway, you are the BEST!)
  And the job offer is always open.
  
  RAmen.
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hamstersmessiahposted 13 years ago
the FSM group on facebook has over 100K members while IPU group only has 1500 members so i believe drawing on the collective belief of his/her followers he would take the horned one down!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  And that is as it should be! There is only one true god!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  besides, isn't there that picture of the FSM on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Exactly, and other photographic proof exists as well! We have proof, when it comes to the FSM! Hellaruleya!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  pastafarians rule!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  i still, being a man of faith, believe in the divine presence of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, inferior though they may be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  You realise you may have to go without meatballs I suppose. There is a cost to non believers.
  The goat vomit is obviously an easy to accept belief, but I would want to see some proof.
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  Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Have you ever eaten Goat's Cheese?
  
  What more proof do you want man? How could this delicacy have come into existence without the Goat's intervention? Exactly = not possible.
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Well.... when you offer hard evidence... I am a man of my word, and you have provided real proof.....
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I can see by your avatar that you are a sober and well adjusted man like myself, so I am not surprised at all that a gentleman of your high standing would be a true believer!
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  Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Thats just geat! Pastafarians!!
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  Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Sometimes being horney has its advantages!
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Mark Knowlesposted 13 years ago
I have converted to DSG (Drunken Start Goat) and I have had esoteric knowledge imparted to me (you cannot go out and learn this shit) that the universe was vomited up by a Drunken Star Goat.

Now - this is not a beleif - this has been proven to me scientifically by mind transfer, and I have a half a degree in Maths Science, so I know what I am talking about. Plus - there are goats (amen) - which is further proof for the heathen un-believers.

You cannot disprove it, therefore it is so.
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  well there ya go!
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  Spaghetti Monsterposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Mr. Knowles
  I think your esoteric knowledge came out of the same bucket from which your good self and the Star Goat were drinking from the other night at my Beer volcano.
  
  And let me tell you that the cleanup job was NOT pleasant!
  
  So - I take it that you won't be patrtaking of any more Pasta feasts, and ogling the disciples at the Stripper Factory any more?
  
  RAmen.
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skyfireposted 13 years ago
Everyday many stars turns into dust, ya know why ? Galactus is the reason. stars, dead planets and space dust is the proof for existence of galactus. Hence galactus is the real truth behind universe.
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hamstersmessiahposted 13 years ago
as High Priest of the Hamsterhood of the Plaid Lodge, i am a keen observer of many belief systems and i reserve the right to pick any one explanation for this tomfoolery existence i find myself in so i have to conclude that all religions whether they can be proven or not are equally valid.
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  not to pick any one*
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  You must choose one! There is only one true god, err 2 true gods, .... or maybe 3.
  Anyway the star goat vomit proof seems incontestable!
  Proof is proof, non believers just don't understand goats very well, not their fault, I just pity the hell outta them!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  so many lovely deities so little time
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  Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Save your pity - they are not worth the trouble and will get what is coming to them when the time is right.
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  yes but i like to collect the whole set!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I will feel so superior when that happens. I just hope it happens soon so I am proved right! I love to go Nah Nah Nah Nah a lot!
  and if we all have to die for me to be able to enjoy that. well so be it!!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  ah but you know not of the Hamster Prophecy and our struggle with the Mice of the Paisley Persuasion. long after man has been exterminated from this planet and rodents rule the world, these silly deities will have no place among the superior rodent races.
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earnestshubposted 13 years ago
So "the hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy" is the one true religious tome? I should have guessed. My son kept two mice once. One was called 'Pinky" the other one "Brain" as I recall.
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  it was the Mice of the Paisley Persuasion that set off the earthquake in Haiti by setting off a Mandelbrot series of suicide attacks on mousetraps around the globe triggering the temblor. they mean to claim the island of Hispanola. but that's just the start. their Butterfly Effect attacks will have devastating consequences for mankind. at the Hamsterhood of the Plaid Lodge, we hamsters, who have pity for mankind, seek to save man from the destructive designs of the Paisley Mice. it was shortly after my podcast interview where i revealed their mousetrap strategy that they launched their attack. you don't have to take my word for it, if you want, you can contact me and i will give you the link to the podcast.
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Why would I need proof of such a logical explanation?
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  sorry, i forgot how enlightened you are...
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Yes I reek of enlightenment!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  i reek of hamster droppings. time to clean out the cage.
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earnestshubposted 13 years ago
Damn now I'm confused about what it is I feel superior about!
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earnestshubposted 13 years ago
I am so enlightened I can see your enlightenment!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  What happens to the holy poo?
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  it's mined for Deseridium 275 and 278 which i sell on the TransUniversal Trade Federation Commodity Market
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Is that like unobtainium?
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  sim'lah
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earnestshubposted 13 years ago
I have learned so much here about the truth and the word, and Deseridium 275 and 278, and goats my cup runneth over!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  and mine runneth empty... i must to bed! adieu!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Goodnight! I have enjoyed the banter... I wish you a peace filled sleep and a fine morrow then!
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Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

I can't find a picture of the invisible pink unicorn anywhere! I doubt his existence.
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  Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  That's because he is invisible. You need to practice blind faith and read a book about him written by humans and believe it to be the whole and complete truth. Only then can you begin to believe and be saved by the Horney One.
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  yes a book written by humans is the proper foundation for any faith-based endeavor. i myself, being part human, am writing the Book of Hamster to guide my fellow creatures so that they don't fall astray, misled by all the other books. you see i am part hamster and the rodents, the eek, shall inherit the earth. you will all be delivered by my word or at least get a good laugh.
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I am so glad you are writing the book. Provides the solid proof doesn't it!
  The written word has the magical quality of being true, so that will shut all those other losers up immediately! I can hardly wait for the paperback!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  i know. i believe absolutely everything i read.
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I see by your face that you're telling the truth.
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Hokeyposted 13 years ago
Of course! Books written by humans are total law as long as they are referred to as being the inspired word. (Wait! That cloud is shaped like a horseshoe! Sign of the coming of the Horney One!!!)
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  now you're just being scary!
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hamstersmessiahposted 13 years ago
here is an excerpt from the Book of Hamster:

in the beginning there were some hamsters though they couldn't count so there was no telling how many but it was considered a multitude. they loved to play in peace and harmony and gathered with their wheels to celebrate their great spirit and their imagination was such that it gave rise to a divine spark in the vacuum. this they called the riddle of the vacuum and they often sat and wondered at this new thing that stood apart from the hamsters.

it came to pass that there was a stirring in the riddle of the vacuum and the hamsters were perplexed by this new development. they decided to hold a council to decide what to do about the stirring for it troubled the multitude. they had lived in peace and harmony ever since they could remember and the stirring in the riddle of the vacuum having caused dis-ease among them, the council was called immediately.
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earnestshubposted 13 years ago
WOW! I feel different already! I must have a copy earliest!
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waynetposted 13 years ago
The unicorn would simply twirl the spaghetti monster around and then eat it's arse with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  See, that is why it pays to hang out in religious forums. Ya learn new stuff all the time. See I thought Unicorns were grass munchin vegos! Now I feel a bit silly! (giggle)
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WriteAngledposted 13 years ago
I'll let you into a secret, the Unicorn is actually PURPLE.
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I love this! So much to learn!
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  But the Unicorn doesn't exist!
  I'm surprised earnest !How can you believe that ?
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Tantrum please don't tell me this! You know how much I respect your religious beliefs!
  I had hoped that the carnivorous purple unicorns, being a very logical theory would replace some of the less believable theories written elsewhere.
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  You've been very offensive !
  You know the only God here, in this world, is ME !!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Yes I think twenty one days now recognises this. I forgot you are a jealous god.
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Not only jealous, dear earnest ! Vengeful, Proud and Conceited !
  Adore Me !
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Yes of course I adore you, but is that enough?
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Well,you have to pray a lot. And then don't forget to leave some money for the cause of the Lost Souls.
  10,000 $ will be enough !
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Ah yes! The two P's
  Pay and Pray. Good name for a religion!
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I Follow the teachings of my cousin in the Vatican.
  It works for me !
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  They're the experts on sex aren't they?
  Their motto of "just don't do it it's filthy" seems to have missed the mark with some of the young ones, Just because the Pope does not have sex doesn't mean he is not the world authoritative expert on it does it?
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  But who doesn't have sex ???
  I invented it. Wonderful ! Don't you think ?
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  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  ALL HAIL! (bowing) the lofty princess goddess speaketh! Her dulcet tones proclaim SEX IS GOOD! (and no one can really say for sure that the pope doesn't have sex, anyway. He may have a couple wives and a bundle of babies hidden somewhere out behind the vatican!)
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  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  not the same IPU - that purple one was IPU's uncle! he's very old now.
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mega1posted 13 years ago
I saw the IPU's shadow once - it was fleeting but def was the IPU, or it could have been his mate, I'm not sure, they look very much alike except she is light blue - and then they have little one, male I believe, who is lavender and a bit of a sissy I have heard. You can hear the baby crying sometimes - sounds very much like a baby goat bleeting but there is a plaintive human cry to it - if you ever hear him you will know. So I will vote for the papa IPU because he is powerful, his horn is sharp, his pinkness is blinding (to the sphagetti guy, who has the power to see the IPU) and he has so much to fight for, family etc.

I don't believe in the goat vomit theory, but you sound like you know alot about goats. I just don't think that goats would submit to milking if they had the power to create universes!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  however the goat vomit theory explains the thinking of some religious zealots so i wouldn't discount it completely.
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  The goat vomit is delusional ! As your hamsters. You're trying to confuse people !
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I'M TRYING TO CONFUSE PEOPLE? who are the blind leading the blind?
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  YOU
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  i can see clearly now the REIGN is gone!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  
  yep! worth 4! ok 5
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  mega1 you have raised many deep and troubling facts here, and I think I may need a lie down. The power of your words has knocked me off my feet and into a deep religious trance that has me speaking in tongues like the wonderful Sara.
  Blessings from all or any of the gods I think.
  
  Wixpimoghettifen fgidbusdiepulx!
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mega1posted 13 years ago
the toy co that makes "my pretty ponies" made a toy lavender unicorn that looks just like the IPU's baby! It was my daughter's favorite!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  further proof... hmmm maybe the FSM should watch their back!
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mega1posted 13 years ago
shocking, that you would sacrilegiously blaspheme about the holy monsters and unicorns! I don't believe it

MSDIGBBKLKDE LBIOSFI ER GLVE LBIEO , Earnest!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Oh! That was a very naughty suggestion, but it does sound like heaps of fun!
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  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  well, you said you were gonna go lay down! vidou!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  
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cloudy daysposted 13 years ago
I know invisible pink unicorns are watching over us. I have personally witnessed it!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Even on cloudy days?
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  IPU has a cloud invisibility spray that can penetrate any cloud cover. i thought everyone knew that!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I see my education is still way behind.
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mega1posted 13 years ago
and besides, Unicorns have a wonderful sense of humor - just the way they love to toss the hamsters around, for instance. (gently, gently) its lovely to watch!
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mega1posted 13 years ago
pshtvgfooo! woerkvm, be jlgitty wib!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe we could speak only in tongues. That would surely show how elite we are!
  Tqphsd fgyuppiws woo woo woo woo wiliwoo woo!
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  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  columferperbilu prichta amakanavuuee!
  
  I hope I am not using too big of words for you, just let me know if there's something you don't understand! and don't look for dust bunnies while you're there!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  It is so difficult sometimes with the big words.
  columferperbilu had me baffled for a bit, but god shows me the way!
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mega1posted 13 years ago
translation:

attention! Jolly gods, are vibrating up!
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earnestshubposted 13 years ago
woo
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Jane@CMposted 13 years ago
I have to say I've been following this thread since it began. It has made me giggle a lot today!
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  You shouldn't laugh of other people's beliefs ! Shame on you !
  
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  Jane@CMposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  
  I'm shamed and going to hide back in the corner again
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Why don't you adore me instead ? You won't regret it !
  Come here my friend !
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Do as she says! You don't want to know about the consequences of disobeying the beautiful tattooed one!
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  Jane@CMposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  AH HA
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mega1posted 13 years ago
mostoopdsabaa! gilfy beppotik karakara!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Now your superior godliness has left me behind... I will pray.
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  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  maybe pray to tantrum to deliver you from nonsense!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Is that part of the lords prayer?
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sneakorocksolidposted 13 years ago
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's the flying morons attacking from the left! IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!

Run for your life they brought there "Clueless Bombs!" The last time I got hit with one of those I started burning bras!
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Hokeyposted 13 years ago
GREETINGS!!!!!! I have just returned from the divine herd! The Horney One seeing that I was superbly righteous brought me to the divine corral. He has claimed this day a holiday for evermore. Today shall be known as Hornmas. The day that the Invisible Pink Unicorn ascended to the divine corral after the sacrifice of it's carnivorous ways. It proclaims all Horney followers to only eat plastic except every other tuesday. On these days you may eat spaghetti in a religious rite known as "The Purge OF The Monster."
Do not doubt this for it is written in the human made book, and everybody knows that humans do not lie.
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I feel safe knowing you have a firm grip on reality. Very reassuring!
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  Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  You as well! The Horney One sends it's blessings! NAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
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hamstersmessiahposted 13 years ago
so what is the consensus here? FSM or IPU? or could they possibly unite and transmogrify into a Flying Invisible Pink Spaghetti Monster Unicorn and end this seeming schism of belief? can't we all just get along?
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Yes! Can't we all be friends here? So much conflict!
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  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I can't believe you would agree with that hamsterish fellow instead of me! I TOLD you the Unicorn would prevail - do we have to actually prod them into warfare in order to prove this nonsense?
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mega1posted 13 years ago
Prayer to tantrum to deliver us from nonsense:

Our lady, who art the holiest one, big deal is your tantrum name! Give us this day the ability to tell the difference between trash and quality! Help us on our shopping trip to get the best deal! Forgive us when we whine! Deliver everything on time so we don't miss my sister's birthday, and let others worry whether we say the right things in the forums! Ah-choo!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  tantric tantrum, deliverer of the word, direct us to our innermost hamster so that we may beseech the wheel to turn on its own and deliver us from icky bedding so that we may have comfort in our hour of repose!
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  
  I'm thinking seriously in founding a Church !
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  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  could I please be your pope? (lower case p)
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  A brand of washing machine where I come from. Hey why not!
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  You have to share with Denno. He asked me the same thing a while ago
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wordscribe41posted 13 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZK5tCY39x0

This is too funny...
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  so i don't get it... who won?
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  ME
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  AGAIN?
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Ad infinitum !
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  vrait mi moj krpice! necu se vise igrati!
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  No way ! Never !
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  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  preishbasheebob~!
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Yes! That is waaaay funny!
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  wordscribe41posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  It kills me. Everytime I watch it.
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I watched it again..... still bloody hilarious! Clever too!
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Hokeyposted 13 years ago
I have word from The Mighty Invisible Pink Unicorn! It wishes a copulation with The Flying Spaghetti Monster at the nonsensical trough. Let it be here decreed that no special sauce shall be obtained by superfluous means until the celestial timer has dinged the return of The Horney One!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  no special sauce! what will i dip my alflafa nuggets in?
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  er alfalfa, sorry for the confusion this has caused... alflafa is just gross!
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Hokeyposted 13 years ago
The great copulation is now in jeopardy. It seems The Horney One is lodged in a meatball. All pray to tantrum the deity of copulation for relief before the cosmic fertility is lost to the eternal plankton!
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  hamstersmessiahposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  i've heard goat vomit is a fine lubricant... not from experience of course.
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Hokeyposted 13 years ago
I could ask people for money! tithe to tantrum! Nice ring huh?
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earnestshubposted 13 years ago
Priorities. Lets get the money infrastructure in place first!
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Hokeyposted 13 years ago
"And the peasant brought forth his oats and his wheat and his many grains;

And the Invisible Pink Unicorn witnessed this event; And She declared,

'Neigh, neigh neigh.'

And there was much rejoicing."

-- Feshuud 5:17-20
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peptalkposted 13 years ago
I love you guys! Where do I sign up?

Oh.... do you accept reformed Sitchinians? Please, please, please!
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earnestshubposted 13 years ago
OK, I am not takin any more chances with MY eternal self!
Who has got the BIGGEST GOD!
Who makes the best threats? Who do I have to be terrified by? Oh true god... show thyself!
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  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Here I AM !
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  earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  All settled.
  Who else but the real god would self proclaim!
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mega1posted 13 years ago
also - I must go hang out my socks now (or is it "sox") and contemplate whether I will share the popeship with denno, who never show up, must be invisible as the unicorn~!
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peptalkposted 13 years ago
Well....

There are the horrible aliens that needed slave labor, so created us in their true image.... well not us because us women weren't equipped correctly.

Sitchen.... bow, bow, bow..... (three times to the north)...

Where was I? Oh, yes... Sitchen (may his name be praised as the true prophet, or was that profit?) has told us that they will return to kill us all, kill us all, kill us all.

Good threat!
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Disturbiaposted 12 years ago
If the unicorn is invisible, how can you tell that it's pink?
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mega1posted 12 years ago
I say we skip the middlemen and just worship Mark Knowles. So much better. He's readily accessible and answers when you call, unlike so many other deities!
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  Twenty One Daysposted 12 years agoin reply to this
  Problem is, we don't know which Hub Persona is which. I hear he is up to 14 -both male and female versions. kinda weird...
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  Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this
  Hey James, just 28 accounts? Not based on what I know of Mark Knowles.
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  Twenty One Daysposted 12 years agoin reply to this
  holy fiery goat star, 28 accounts?! Dhaaaam.
  
  -oops misread that. But It would not surprise me.
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  Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this
  I was making reference to your post 14 of both men and women. It would be 28 accounts. I would find it to be inaccurate.
  
  Unless, you were talking about 7 per each gender. In that case, it would be grossly underestimating Mark.
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  Twenty One Daysposted 12 years agoin reply to this
  yes, my bad. i caught it after I hit the button.
  it is crazy to even think about...
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  Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this
  Hey James, remember- he is a devoted FSM follower.
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  DIYweddingplannerposted 12 years agoin reply to this
  Good Grief! The man has more personalities that Sybil!
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  mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this
  yeah, its amazing. He can pretty much be anyone he wants to be. He could be me, if he wanted, but right now, not, because me is busy. But later, when I go to sleep, he could take over me! Weirder and weirder. I guess, I better not sleep then.
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earnestshubposted 12 years ago
Well I'm gonna come right out and say it, blasphemous as you may think this is.... I do not believe in the IPU.

Once you experience his natural noodliness you KNOW the FSM is the one true god.
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earnestshubposted 12 years ago
Nood noodle doodly noot noot noot!
Nood noodle doodly noot noot noot!

Just a little chant for his holy noodliness.

Ramen!
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