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Flying Spaghetti Monster vs. Invisible Pink Unicorn

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    hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago

    Ok!  How many of you would like to see these two seemingly opposing (or are they one?) battle it out for supremacy.  Who do you think would win?  Personally, I think the FSM would kick the crap out of the IPU if they could locate them.

    1. Spaghetti Monster profile image61
      Spaghetti Monsterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh this is too funny.

      The IPU and I often get together for a beer at the Stripper Factory, and compare notes.

      Our JV is working well, and gaining lots of disciples for both of us.

      (Of course, when his herd becomes extremely large, I'll take him out and convert all his disciples. But don't tell him that)

      RAmen.

    2. deblipp profile image59
      deblippposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I think the FSM would win, because of, y'know, flight. Very powerful. IPU can hide very well because of invisibility, but once FSM pours sauce all over him, I think that advantage is over.

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        Twenty One Daysposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hmm, but the IPU could twist the spaghetti on his uni horn while being invisible thus stopping flight. hmmm. the plot thickens.

        he he he. smile

  2. Susana S profile image91
    Susana Sposted 7 years ago

    I think they'd quite happily get into bed together, lol!

  3. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    The Noodly one has my dollar, very slippery god that one! As a disciple I may be slightly prejudiced though! lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Being Invisible gives you more power though. smile

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    StormRyderposted 7 years ago

    Hmmmmm??? Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have meat balls?? That could make all the difference in this epic battle.

  6. Susana S profile image91
    Susana Sposted 7 years ago

    Big meatballs and several apendages!

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      Spaghetti Monsterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh Susana!
      You PROMISED you wouldn't tell !
      (But anyway, you are the BEST!)
      And the job offer is always open.

      RAmen.

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    hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago

    the FSM group on facebook has over 100K members while IPU group only has 1500 members so i believe drawing on the collective belief of his/her followers he would take the horned one down!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And that is as it should be! There is only one true god! smile

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        hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        besides, isn't there that picture of the FSM on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Exactly, and other photographic proof exists as well! We have proof, when it comes to the FSM! Hellaruleya!

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            hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            pastafarians rule!

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              hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              i still, being a man of faith, believe in the divine presence of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, inferior though they may be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

              1. earnestshub profile image88
                earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                You realise you may have to go without meatballs I suppose. There is a cost to non believers.
                The goat vomit is obviously an easy to accept belief, but I would want to see some proof. smile

                1. Mark Knowles profile image61
                  Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Have you ever eaten Goat's Cheese?
                  http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2732/4253524104_2443008486.jpg
                  What more proof do you want man? How could this delicacy have come into existence without the Goat's intervention? Exactly = not possible.

                  1. earnestshub profile image88
                    earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Well.... when you offer hard evidence... I am a man of my word, and you have provided real proof.....

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              earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I can see by your avatar that you are a sober and well adjusted man like myself, so I am not surprised at all that a gentleman of your high standing would be a true believer! smile

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              Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Thats just geat! Pastafarians!!  lol

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      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Sometimes being horney has its advantages!  smile

  8. Mark Knowles profile image61
    Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago

    I have converted to DSG (Drunken Start Goat) and I have had esoteric knowledge imparted to me (you cannot go out and learn this shit) that the universe was vomited up by a Drunken Star Goat.

    Now - this is not a beleif - this has been proven to me scientifically by mind transfer, and I have a half a degree in Maths Science, so I know what I am talking about. Plus -  there are goats (amen) - which is further proof for the heathen un-believers.

    You cannot disprove it, therefore it is so.

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      well there ya go!

    2. Spaghetti Monster profile image61
      Spaghetti Monsterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Mr. Knowles
      I think your esoteric knowledge came out of the same bucket from which your good self and the Star Goat were drinking from the other night at my Beer volcano.

      And let me tell you that the cleanup job was NOT pleasant!

      So - I take it that you won't be patrtaking of any more Pasta feasts, and ogling the disciples at the Stripper Factory any more?

      RAmen.

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    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    Everyday many stars turns into dust, ya know why ? Galactus is the reason. stars, dead planets and space dust is the proof for existence of galactus. Hence galactus is the real truth behind universe.

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    hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago

    as High Priest of the Hamsterhood of the Plaid Lodge, i am a keen observer of many belief systems and i reserve the right to pick any one explanation for this tomfoolery existence i find myself in so i have to conclude that all religions whether they can be proven or not are equally valid.

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      not to pick any one*

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You must choose one! There is only one true god, err 2 true gods, .... or maybe 3.
        Anyway the star goat vomit proof seems incontestable!
        Proof is proof, non believers just don't understand goats very well, not their fault, I just pity the hell outta them! smile

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          hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          so many lovely deities so little time

        2. Mark Knowles profile image61
          Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Save your pity - they are not worth the trouble and will get what is coming to them when the time is right. big_smile

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            hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            yes but i like to collect the whole set!

          2. earnestshub profile image88
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I will feel so superior when that happens. I just hope it happens soon so I am proved right! I love to go Nah Nah Nah Nah a lot!
            and if we all have to die for me to be able to enjoy that. well so be it!!

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              hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              ah but you know not of the Hamster Prophecy and our struggle with the Mice of the Paisley Persuasion.  long after man has been exterminated from this planet and rodents rule the world, these silly deities will have no place among the superior rodent races.

  11. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    So "the hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy" is the one true religious tome? I should have guessed. My son kept two mice once. One was called 'Pinky" the other one "Brain" as I recall.

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      it was the Mice of the Paisley Persuasion that set off the earthquake in Haiti by setting off a Mandelbrot series of suicide attacks on mousetraps around the globe triggering the temblor.  they mean to claim the island of Hispanola.  but that's just the start.  their Butterfly Effect attacks will have devastating consequences for mankind.  at the Hamsterhood of the Plaid Lodge, we hamsters, who have pity for mankind, seek to save man from the destructive designs of the Paisley Mice.  it was shortly after my podcast interview where i revealed their mousetrap strategy that they launched their attack.  you don't have to take my word for it, if you want, you can contact me and i will give you the link to the podcast.

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Why would I need proof of such a logical explanation? smile

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          hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          sorry, i forgot how enlightened you are...

          1. earnestshub profile image88
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Yes I reek of enlightenment! smile

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              hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              i reek of hamster droppings.  time to clean out the cage.

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    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Damn now I'm confused about what it is I feel superior about! smile

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    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    I am so enlightened I can see your enlightenment! smile

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      What happens to the holy poo? smile

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        hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        it's mined for Deseridium 275 and 278 which i sell on the TransUniversal Trade Federation Commodity Market

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Is that like unobtainium?

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            hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            sim'lah

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    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    I have learned so much here about the truth and the word, and Deseridium 275 and 278, and goats my cup runneth over! smile

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      and mine runneth empty... i must to bed!  adieu!

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Goodnight! I have enjoyed the banter... I wish you a peace filled sleep and a fine morrow then! smile

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    http://dullsvillain.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/witness.jpg

    I can't find a picture of the invisible pink unicorn anywhere!   I doubt his existence.

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That's because he is invisible. You need to practice blind faith and read a book about him written by humans and believe it to be the whole and complete truth. Only then can you begin to believe and be saved by the Horney One.

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        hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        yes a book written by humans is the proper foundation for any faith-based endeavor.  i myself, being part human, am writing the Book of Hamster to guide my fellow creatures so that they don't fall astray, misled by all the other books.  you see i am part hamster and the rodents, the eek, shall inherit the earth.  you will all be delivered by my word or at least get a good laugh.

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I am so glad you are writing the book. Provides the solid proof doesn't it!
          The written word has the magical quality of being true, so that will shut all those other losers up immediately! I can hardly wait for the paperback! smile

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            hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            i know.  i believe absolutely everything i read.

            1. tantrum profile image60
              tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I see by your face that you're telling the truth.

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    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Of course! Books written by humans are total law as long as they are referred to as being the inspired word. (Wait! That cloud is shaped like a horseshoe! Sign of the coming of the Horney One!!!)

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      now you're just being scary!

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    hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago

    here is an excerpt from the Book of Hamster:

    in the beginning there were some hamsters though they couldn't count so there was no telling how many but it was considered a multitude. they loved to play in peace and harmony and gathered with their wheels to celebrate their great spirit and their imagination was such that it gave rise to a divine spark in the vacuum.  this they called the riddle of the vacuum and they often sat and wondered at this new thing that stood apart from the hamsters.

    it came to pass that there was a stirring in the riddle of the vacuum and the hamsters were perplexed by this new development.  they decided to hold a council to decide what to do about the stirring for it troubled the multitude.  they had lived in peace and harmony ever since they could remember and the stirring in the riddle of the vacuum having caused dis-ease among them, the council was called immediately.

  18. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    WOW! I feel different already! I must have a copy earliest!

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    waynetposted 7 years ago

    The unicorn would simply twirl the spaghetti monster around and then eat it's arse with some fava beans and a nice chianti!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      See, that is why it pays to hang out in religious forums. Ya learn new stuff all the time. See I thought Unicorns were grass munchin vegos! Now I feel a bit silly! (giggle)

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    WriteAngledposted 7 years ago

    I'll let you into a secret, the Unicorn is actually PURPLE.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I love this! So much to learn! smile

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        But the Unicorn doesn't exist!
        I'm surprised earnest !How can you believe that ? yikes

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Tantrum please don't tell me this! You know how much I respect your religious beliefs!
          I had hoped that the carnivorous purple unicorns, being a very logical theory would replace some of the less believable theories written elsewhere. smile

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            You've been very offensive !
            You know the only God here, in this world, is ME !! mad

            1. earnestshub profile image88
              earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Yes I think twenty one days now recognises this. I forgot you are a jealous god. smile

              1. tantrum profile image60
                tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Not only jealous, dear earnest ! Vengeful, Proud and Conceited !
                Adore Me ! big_smile

                1. earnestshub profile image88
                  earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Yes of course I adore you, but is that enough?

                  1. tantrum profile image60
                    tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Well,you have to pray a lot. And then don't forget to leave some money for the cause of the Lost Souls.
                    10,000 $ will be enough ! big_smile

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      mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      not the same IPU - that purple one was IPU's uncle!  he's very old now.

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    I saw the IPU's shadow once - it was fleeting but def was the IPU, or it could have been his mate, I'm not sure, they look very much alike except she is light blue - and then they have little one, male I believe, who is lavender and a bit of a sissy I have heard.  You can hear the baby crying sometimes - sounds very much like a baby goat bleeting but there is a plaintive human cry to it  - if you ever hear him you will know.   So I will vote for the papa IPU because he is powerful, his horn is sharp, his pinkness is blinding (to the sphagetti guy, who has the power to see the IPU) and he has so much to fight for, family etc.

    I don't believe in the goat vomit theory, but you sound like you know alot about goats. I just don't think that goats would submit to milking if they had the power to create universes!

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      however the goat vomit theory explains the thinking of some religious zealots so i wouldn't discount it completely.

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        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        The goat vomit is delusional ! As your hamsters. You're trying to confuse people ! mad

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          hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I'M TRYING TO CONFUSE PEOPLE? who are the blind leading the blind?

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            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            YOU

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              hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              i can see clearly now the REIGN is gone!

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                earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                lol lol lol lol
                yep! worth 4! lol ok 5 smile

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      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      mega1 you have raised many deep and troubling facts here, and I think I may need a lie down. The power of your words has knocked me off my feet and into a deep religious trance that has me speaking in tongues like the wonderful Sara.
      Blessings from all or any of the gods I think.

      Wixpimoghettifen fgidbusdiepulx!

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    the toy co that makes "my pretty ponies" made a toy lavender unicorn that looks just like the IPU's baby!  It was my daughter's favorite!

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      further proof...  hmmm maybe the FSM should watch their back!

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    shocking, that you would sacrilegiously blaspheme about the holy monsters and unicorns!  I don't believe it


    MSDIGBBKLKDE LBIOSFI ER GLVE LBIEO ,  Earnest!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh! That was a very naughty suggestion, but it does sound like heaps of fun! smile

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        mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        well, you said you were gonna go lay down!  vidou!

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          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol

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    cloudy daysposted 7 years ago

    I know invisible pink unicorns are watching over us. I have personally witnessed it!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Even on cloudy days? smile

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        hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        IPU has a cloud invisibility spray that can penetrate any cloud cover.  i thought everyone knew that!

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I see my education is still way behind. smile

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    and besides, Unicorns have a wonderful sense of humor - just the way they love to toss the hamsters around, for instance.  (gently, gently)  its lovely to watch!

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    pshtvgfooo!  woerkvm, be jlgitty wib!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Maybe we could speak only in tongues. That would surely show how elite we are!
      Tqphsd fgyuppiws woo woo woo woo wiliwoo woo!

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        mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        columferperbilu prichta amakanavuuee!

        I hope I am not using too big of words for you, just let me know if there's something you don't understand!   and don't look for dust bunnies while you're there!

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          It is so difficult sometimes with the big words.
          columferperbilu had me baffled for a bit, but god shows me the way! smile

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    translation:

    attention!  Jolly gods, are vibrating up!

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    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    woo

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    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    I have to say I've been following this thread since it began.  It has made me giggle a lot today!

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      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You shouldn't laugh of other people's beliefs ! Shame on you ! mad

      lol

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        Jane@CMposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        I'm shamed and going to hide back in the corner again lol

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Why don't you adore me instead ? You won't regret it !
          Come here my friend ! big_smile

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            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Do as she says! You don't want to know about the consequences of disobeying the beautiful tattooed one!

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              tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this
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                Jane@CMposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                AH HA

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    mostoopdsabaa! gilfy beppotik karakara!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Now your superior godliness has left me behind... I will pray. smile

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        mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        maybe pray to tantrum to deliver you from nonsense!

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Is that part of the lords prayer? smile

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    sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago

    Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's the flying morons attacking from the left! IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!

    Run for your life they brought there "Clueless Bombs!" The last time I got hit with one of those I started burning bras!

  32. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    GREETINGS!!!!!!  I have just returned from the divine herd! The Horney One seeing that I was superbly righteous brought me to the divine corral. He has claimed this day a holiday for evermore. Today shall be known as Hornmas. The day that the Invisible Pink Unicorn ascended to the divine corral after the sacrifice of it's carnivorous ways. It proclaims all Horney followers to only eat plastic except every other tuesday. On these days you may eat spaghetti in a religious rite known as "The Purge OF The Monster."
    Do not doubt this for it is written in the human made book, and everybody knows that humans do not lie.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I feel safe knowing you have a firm grip on reality. Very reassuring! smile

      1. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You as well! The Horney One sends it's blessings!  NAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

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    hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago

    so what is the consensus here?  FSM or IPU?  or could they possibly unite and transmogrify into a Flying Invisible Pink Spaghetti Monster Unicorn and end this seeming schism of belief?  can't we all just get along?

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes! Can't we all be friends here? So much conflict!

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        mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I can't believe you would agree with that hamsterish fellow instead of me!  I TOLD you the Unicorn would prevail - do we have to actually prod them into warfare in order to prove this nonsense?

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    Prayer to tantrum to deliver us from nonsense:

    Our lady, who art the holiest one, big deal is your tantrum name! Give us this day the ability to tell the difference between trash and quality! Help us on our shopping trip to get the best deal! Forgive us when we whine! Deliver everything on time so we don't miss my sister's birthday, and let others worry whether we say the right things in the forums!  Ah-choo!

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      tantric tantrum, deliverer of the word, direct us to our innermost hamster so that we may beseech the wheel to turn on its own and deliver us from icky bedding so that we may have comfort in our hour of repose!

    2. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

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      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

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        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol

        I'm thinking seriously in founding a Church ! big_smile

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          mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          could I please be your pope?  (lower case p)

          1. earnestshub profile image88
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            A brand of washing machine where I come from. Hey why not! smile

          2. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            You have to share with Denno. He asked me the same thing a while ago big_smile

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    wordscribe41posted 7 years ago
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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      so i don't get it... who won?

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        ME

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          hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          AGAIN?

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            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Ad infinitum !
            lol

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              hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              vrait mi moj krpice! necu se vise igrati!

              1. tantrum profile image60
                tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                No way ! Never !

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                mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                preishbasheebob~!

    2. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes! That is waaaay funny! lol lol lol

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        wordscribe41posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        It kills me.  Everytime I watch it.

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I watched it again..... still bloody hilarious! Clever too! smile

  36. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    I have word from The Mighty Invisible Pink Unicorn! It wishes a copulation with The Flying Spaghetti Monster at the nonsensical trough. Let it be here decreed that no special sauce shall be obtained by superfluous means until the celestial timer has dinged the return of The Horney One!

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      no special sauce!  what will i dip my alflafa nuggets in?

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        hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        er alfalfa, sorry for the confusion this has caused... alflafa is just gross!

  37. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    The great copulation is now in jeopardy. It seems The Horney One is lodged in a meatball. All pray to tantrum the deity of copulation for relief before the cosmic fertility is lost to the eternal plankton!

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      hamstersmessiahposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      i've heard goat vomit is a fine lubricant...  not from experience of course.

  38. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    I could ask people for money! tithe to tantrum!  Nice ring huh?

  39. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Priorities. Lets get the money infrastructure in place first! smile

  40. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    "And the peasant brought forth his oats and his wheat and his many grains;

    And the Invisible Pink Unicorn witnessed this event; And She declared,

    'Neigh, neigh neigh.'

    And there was much rejoicing."

                                   

                                    -- Feshuud 5:17-20

  41. peptalk profile image58
    peptalkposted 7 years ago

    I love you guys!  Where do I sign up?

    Oh.... do you accept reformed Sitchinians?  Please, please, please!

  42. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    OK, I am not takin any more chances with MY eternal self!
    Who has got the BIGGEST GOD!
    Who makes the best threats? Who do I have to be terrified by? Oh true god... show thyself!

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Here I AM !
      big_smile

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        All settled.
        Who else but the real god would self proclaim! smile

  43. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    also - I must go hang out my socks now (or is it "sox") and contemplate whether I will share the popeship with denno, who never show up, must be invisible as the unicorn~!

  44. peptalk profile image58
    peptalkposted 7 years ago

    Well....

    There are the horrible aliens that needed slave labor, so created us in their true image.... well not us because us women weren't equipped correctly. 

    Sitchen.... bow, bow, bow..... (three times to the north)...

    Where was I?  Oh, yes... Sitchen (may his name be praised as the true prophet, or was that profit?) has told us that they will return to kill us all, kill us all, kill us all.

    Good threat!

  45. Disturbia profile image61
    Disturbiaposted 6 years ago

    If the unicorn is invisible, how can you tell that it's pink?

  46. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I say we skip the middlemen and just worship Mark Knowles.  So much better.  He's readily accessible and answers when you call, unlike so many other deities!

    1. profile image0
      Twenty One Daysposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Problem is, we don't know which Hub Persona is which. I hear he is up to 14 -both male and female versions. kinda weird... lol

      1. Cagsil profile image61
        Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hey James, just 28 accounts? Not based on what I know of Mark Knowles. lol lol

        1. profile image0
          Twenty One Daysposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          holy fiery goat star, 28 accounts?! Dhaaaam. lol

          -oops misread that. But It would not surprise me.

          1. Cagsil profile image61
            Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I was making reference to your post 14 of both men and women. It would be 28 accounts. I would find it to be inaccurate. lol

            Unless, you were talking about 7 per each gender. In that case, it would be grossly underestimating Mark. lol

            1. profile image0
              Twenty One Daysposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              yes, my bad. i caught it after I hit the button. lol
              it is crazy to even think about...

              1. Cagsil profile image61
                Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Hey James, remember- he is a devoted FSM follower. lol

          2. DIYweddingplanner profile image90
            DIYweddingplannerposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Good Grief!  The man has more personalities that Sybil!

      2. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        yeah, its amazing.  He can pretty much be anyone he wants to be.  He could be me, if he wanted, but right now, not, because me is busy.  But later, when I go to sleep, he could take over me!  Weirder and weirder.  I guess, I better not sleep then. big_smile

  47. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Well I'm gonna come right out and say it, blasphemous as you may think this is.... I do not believe in the IPU.

    Once you experience his natural noodliness you KNOW the FSM is the one true god. smile

    1. Cagsil profile image61
      Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol

  48. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Nood noodle doodly noot noot noot! 
    Nood noodle doodly noot noot noot!

    Just a little chant for his holy noodliness.


    Ramen!

 
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