What was the name of Christian-God’s wife?

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   paarsurreyposted 14 years ago

   Hi friends
   
   Please name Christian-God’s god-wife; so that we may know she had a son.
   
   Thanks
   
   I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

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      (Q)posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Angelina Jolie?

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      psycheskinnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Mabel

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      Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What are you attempting to prove with this sort of BS?
      Are you attempting to find a Bastard in your equation somewhere?
      
      Why are you ALWAYS seeking to force your religion on others here?   Your approach is really no better than the ones that knock on doors and want to talk about the real ancient book of words.... Watch Tower
      
      Such a complete waste of good virtual space!!

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      psycheskinnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I am a life long atheist with no vested interest in defending Christianity, but I can still see that this is a ridiculous, illogical and unsupported straw man argument.

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      Brenda Durhamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I haven't figured out who you are yet;  you might be a duplicate hubber who already knows this but are just wanting to put forth another falsehood about Christianity, but here goes----
      
      God doesn't and  never did have a physical "wife". 
      Jesus was born of a virgin into whom God placed His Spirit, no physical act of copulation.
      The whole collective group of Christians all over the world, if they are still Believers at the end, will be the "Bride of Christ" in the Spiritual sense.
      There are some (I've seen at least one) supposedly-Christian preachers who've spoken the idea of God having a literal "wife", but that is total nonsense.

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         exorterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         the bride of christ is the church, the body of believers, the group

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      Twenty One Daysposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Why does a peaceful Muslim care for a christian gods wife?
      Lust, Adultery? hmmm.
      
      "Where did I put those stoning rocks? Hunnie?!!!"

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      Hell N0posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Christ's true church is God's wife.  It's spiritual so most wouldn't understand.

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      ceciliabeltranposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Sophia

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         ceciliabeltranposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Sophia is the Bride of G-d according to early Christians. It was not a joke.
         
         http://www.northernway.org/sophia.html
         
         I wasn't kidding. He asked for it, he got it.

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   Randy Godwinposted 14 years ago

   Godwin!
   
   
   My God mother!

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   jondavposted 14 years ago

   Mrs God

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      Rebeca Gdsmposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Shhhhmart answer ^_^

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   getitriteposted 14 years ago

   The christian God didn't have a wife.  He, however, had non-consensual sex with a virgin, and was a deadbeat parent, leaving the poor virgin and Joseph to raise his illegitimate child.
   
   Thee must do as I say, and not as I do.

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      wildernessposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Rebeca Gdsmposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Haha! I never thought it that way but I couldn't  agree more with you. You are so right ^_^

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   paarsurreyposted 14 years ago

   Hi friends
   
   The Creator-God Allah YHWH has clearly mentioned that he has no wife, no son and no daughter:
   
   [6:101] And they hold the Jinn to be partners with Allah, although He created them; and they falsely ascribe to Him sons and daughters without any knowledge. Holy is He and exalted far above what they attribute to Him!
   [6:102] The Originator of the heavens and the earth! How can He have a son when He has no consort, and when He has created everything and has knowledge of all things?
   [6:103] Such is Allah, your Lord. There is no God but He, the Creator of all things, so worship Him. And He is Guardian over everything.
   
   http://www.alislam.org/quran/search2/sh … ;verse=101
   
   The Christians should revise their creeds.
   
   I only express my faith based on reasons; others are welcome to differ with me with reasons if they have any; no compulsion.
   
   Thanks
   
   I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

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      psycheskinnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Have you considered making sense?

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         paarsurreyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Hi friend "psycheskinner"
         
         It is very reasonable; father, mother,son,daughter have to be from the same species; no from different species. Please mention if they could be from different species.
         
         Thanks
         
         I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

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            wildernessposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Humans don't need a consort to have a son or daughter - the common name for such offspring is little used today (except as an expletive) as it is so common.
            
            In addition, inter-species breeding is also common - ever hear of a mule?  Non-human, but so was Jesus (according to many He was God in a mans body).  Sterile, but we have no record of Jesus' offspring either.......

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            psycheskinnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            God is not a species
            Many species reproduce asexually

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      Valerie Fposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Here is precisely why I don't believe everything in the Qu'ran is true. The Christians do not regard anyone or anything else as an equal partner to God.
      
      As for how God could possibly have a son without any wife or consort, if it's possible for God to create the universe, why not also a son through a virgin?

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         paarsurreyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Hi friend Valerie F
         
         Why through a virgin of a different species; why not without a virgin? Why not from a goat or a pigeon or a mare? It is a sheer cruelty .
         
         Thanks

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            Brenda Durhamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Arrrgh
            
            This gets more ridiculous all the time.

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            Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            do you know how hard it is to mate with a pigeon???
            
            

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         (Q)posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Exactly. If magic and mystery rule our universe and the meek can pray to their gods to violate the physical laws of the universe in their favor, then anything is possible and nothing is impossible. Nothing, including mating with a pigeon.

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   jondavposted 14 years ago

   Actually this is what happened:
   
   God made everything cos he's quite a clever chap. He didn't need a wife cos he could make children.
   After a few hundred thousand years he noticed that his best creation (human mk1) was underperforming, so decided to upgrade them. He made a few different models (Noah v2 with the boatbuilder upgrade pack and Moses v2.4 with the ocean division unit were two of them) His newest and best version was the prototype called Jesus. It  had the miracle upgrade unit installed, and this, God hoped, would mean all of the Mk1 humans could be retro fitted with this upgrade.
   
   However the MK1 humans didn't like this new supertalented chap and decided to sabotage Gods attempts to make their lives better and dissasemble him.
   
   Mr God took umbrage at this and decided to leave us to our own devices if we werent going to appreciate his efforts.
   
   The end.

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      Jeramiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I like this version..  I think he has been sitting around the corner though...  waiting to hear  "HHEELLLPPPPP"

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   Anne Scullardposted 14 years ago

   The Holy Ghost.  Read the Bible, front to back, you'll find the answer.

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      Rebeca Gdsmposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      You seem to be the only One here who actually read the bible & has great intelligence to realise such truth ^_^ Most people is blind & cannot understand what they read ...

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   Onusonusposted 14 years ago

   Mrs. God

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      Rebeca Gdsmposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Shmart!!! ^_^

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Fred. Her name was Fred.

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    Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

    What are the names of all of Mohammed’s wives?
    
    And more importantly, were they hot?

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       Brenda Durhamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL
       Now that's more like it!
       Greek you always make me laugh.
       ..Well...not ALWAYS....but....

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    luvpassionposted 14 years ago

    To the Greeks, Zeus had five wives, one was Hera.
    
    To the norse, Frigga was the wife of the all-powerful Odin.
    
    To the Egyptians, Hathor was wife of Ra.
    
    To the Hindu, Parvati was the consort of Shiva.
    
    If you're looking for a name for your wife...these are pretty.

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       True Truthseekerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       The Muslims are CORRECT in some things, but are NOT, in a few things, some, FUNDAMENTAL, for LIFE in the NEW ORDER.
       
       Let us START with what Islam has RIGHT.
       
       1. Jesus, was/ is NOT Almighty God.
       
       2. The Trinity doctrine is FALSE.
       
       3. Jehovah is NOT the CORRECT rendering of the Hebrew
       YHWH into English.
       The omission of God’s personal name, represented by the Tetragrammaton YHWH, has led to much confusion however. The Divine Name, has been replaced by Lord or God, in MOST translations. It should be NOTED that the correct renderings of Jesus, Jeremiah, etc., are also disputable, but these names have been accepted.
       
       4. The Bible has been "contaminated" by man.
       
       5. Christmas and Easter are NOT Christian celebrations, but
       have been INFLUENCED by paganism [largely Roman and Greek pagan holidays so-called "Christianized".
       
       MISCONCEPTIONS.
       
       1. Muslims, like Christendom, believe in an immortal soul
       a concept rooted in Babylonish teachings with Greek Platonism and neo-Platonism. Muslims also, like Christendom,
       believe in eternal torment, also a pagan idea.
       
       2. Although some Bibles have major ERRORS, these are mainly the King James Version [KJV] and Gideon versions. The KJV can be traced to the Textus Receptus which was originally translated by Erasmus [a noted Greek scholar].
       
       No other ANCIENT book, is so well attested as the Bible, in that, there are about 6,000 ancient manuscripts in ancient  Hebrew, [translated traditionally as Old Testament] and over 5,000 manuscripts in Koine Greek, a few in Syriac, and many in Latin etc. The Greek manuscripts have been translated traditionally as the "New Testament".
       
       Major ERRORS have been traced to a handful of LATE i.e. 13th to 16th century Greek and Latin manuscript copies. The LARGE pools of other manuscripts have been proven to be ACCURATE. Also, the DEAD SEA SCROLLS dated first or second century B.C.E. when examined and compared to modern Bible translations, have CONFIRMED the ACCURACY of the Hebrew texts, e.g. Isaiah.
          
       Contamination of Scriptures confirms Satan’s on-going effort to DECEIVE, and indeed has been predicted in scripture itself. The major errors occur at 1 John 5:7 [so-called Comma Johanneum], Revelation 1:11 and 1 Timothy 3:16.
       
       Comparisons   
       A careful comparison of various translations may alarm some, but the very
       Scriptures themselves, predicted that many false teachings would appear.
       In the attempt of some to support ideas that were clearly NOT SUPPORTED by Scriptures some SERIOUS errors have entered in some translations.
       So then 1 John 5:7 has an addition [Comma Johanneum] which is indisputably fallacious.
       Revelation 1:11 has an addition which entitles such individual[s] to the plagues recorded in that Book.
       1 Timothy 3:16 has inserted God, where Christ was intended.
       Candor
       It is quite evident by those of us who honestly study its contents that the
       Bible [in the original tongues] was written with a great deal of candor. So
       events and comments were recorded as they occurred. In the event that a comment was made by someone, however erroneous, it was recorded just as it occurred. Therefore the Jews sought to kill Jesus because [in their minds] He made himself equal to God by saying He is the Son of God. 
       CAREFUL SEARCH
       It is in our best interest then in order to obtain truth, to CONSIDER EVERYTHING PERTAINING TO A PARTICULAR ISSUE.
       Why do some get sidetracked on a particular Bible passage, when there are so many others where the TRUE MEANING IS CLEAR AND WITHOUT ANY DISPUTES AS REGARDS THE CORRECTNESS OF RENDERINGS?
       
       2 Corinthians 4:3-4 (New International Version)
       3And even if our gospel is veiled, it is veiled to those who are perishing. 4The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God.
       2 Thessalonians 2:9-12 (New International Version)
       9The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with the work of Satan displayed in all kinds of counterfeit miracles, signs and wonders, 10and in every sort of evil that deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. 11For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie 12and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.
       1 Timothy 4:1 (New International Version)
       1 Timothy 4
       Instructions to Timothy
       1The Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons.
       2 Peter 2:1-3 (New International Version)
       2 Peter 2
       False Teachers and Their Destruction
       1But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them—bringing swift destruction on themselves. 2Many will follow their shameful ways and will bring the way of truth into disrepute. 3In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping.

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          psycheskinnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Off topic much?

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          psycheskinnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Off topic much?

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

    Brenda

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       ceciliabeltranposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Brenda as in Brendamage?

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          Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          No No...Brennnnnnnda

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    ceciliabeltranposted 14 years ago

    well? now that you know the name, any comments`?

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    5institutesposted 14 years ago

    ..the Church...

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       paarsurreyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hi friends
       
       Church was never the mother of Jesus. Jesus never knew any Church; he never uttered this word from his mouth.
       
       Thanks
       
       I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

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          lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          And Mohammed never ate at McDonald's. What's your freaking point?
          
          Anyhoo, God doesn't have a wife. She isn't gay.

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             paarsurreyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Hi friends
             
             So Jesus who was born of Mary; he cannot be a god or son of god.
             
             These creeds have been invented by Paul and the Church and their associates. Jesus believed in One Creator-God Allah YHWH; and Jesus never created anything.
             
             Thanks
             
             I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

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                TMMasonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Read Paas...
                
                http://www.yale.edu/faith/downloads/rp/ … nglish.pdf
                
                If you don't at least read this... then you have no other excuse for mis-understanding, other than you are simply twisting to create an issue where there is none.

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                psycheskinnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                You really think marraige is a prerequisite for pregnancy?  Mary was Jesus's mother, she just wasn't married to God.

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                   paarsurreyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Hi friend psycheskinner
                   
                   No, not necessarily.
                   
                   Thanks

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    TMMasonposted 14 years ago

    That just examplifies Islam's view of the Christian belief of God as the Father of Christ.
    
    just as the Arabs referred to the Bedoin Arabs as, "Son's of the Road"... we use the expression the, "Son of God."
    
    But they, Islam, like to play stupid and act like this is an alien concept to them.
    
    So lets clearify...
    
    http://www.yale.edu/faith/downloads/rp/ … nglish.pdf

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    paarsurreyposted 14 years ago

    just as the Arabs referred to the Bedoin Arabs as, "Son's of the Road"... we use the expression the, "Son of God."
    
    paarsurrey says:
    
    It is not true; the Arabs whether Christians or Muslims use the expression son of the road meaning a traveller; but Christianity is no language; they don't leave it at that; then they use the expression "begotten son" and "only begotten son"; that exposes them that they mean it physcially and literally.
    
    Thanks
    
    I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

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    Justcallmeleroyposted 14 years ago

    No Name

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       Dave Barnettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       He just called her"Sweetheart" when the sun was goin'down, then he called her "Dearest One" when the sun was coming up.  Got a better question: Can you name the seven sons of God? As in "The sons of God saw the daughters of men, and knew them."

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          Rebeca Gdsmposted 11 years agoin reply to this

          Sweet

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