Family Life is not the Field for Enjoying Sensual Pleasures.

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   jasdirposted 12 years ago

   Nature has given us the instrument of sex for the perpetuation of life upon this planet. If sex instruments are used for legitimate purposes, they need not become instruments of degradation. But when we fall into the trap of self-indulgence, we begin to descend towards the animal plane. It blinds our mind and dulls our wits. It becomes the cause of our moral degradation and destruction.
   As long as a man does not preserve the vital fluid in the body, the soul cannot enjoy the rapture and bliss of higher spiritual regions. Sex organs face downwards, whereas for spiritual uplift one has to travel upwards. Sex degrades while "Word"(divine sound) elevates to higher subtle planes. Sex indulgence pulls men and women down towards the animal plane. Every one talks of entering the kingdom of Heaven, but on the way there are two dreadful valleys, namely wealth and Sex. Very few people can cross these valleys. They are like a double edged sword which on your way to meet the Lord, waylay you forcibly and cut you into pieces. Those who escape go across these valleys and reach their destination, while others stand nowhere in this world and the world hereafter.
   What is Semen ?
   It is the precious store in man. It is the vital part of blood. Forty drops of blood form one drop of semen. By losing a few drops of blood from the body, one feels weak and depressed. However, the vital fluid which is the essence of blood is wasted recklessly for the sake of enjoying sensual pleasures which are fleeting and momentary. By doing so, one cuts the roots of one's life with one's own hands. Semen once wasted can never be regained or recouped at any cost either with use of medicines or otherwise.
   With the deficiency of vital fluid in the body, the brain becomes dull and it loses the power to understand things. Such a person feels laziness and drowsiness. Sorrow and remorse never leave him. An air of depression surrounds his face. He loses the lustre of his eyes and wrinkles appear on the body. He suffers from headache and backache frequently. He contracts a number of diseases of lungs, heart, stomach, urine and intestines. Premature old age overpowers him soon. He faces fear, failure and frustration from all corners.
   A man of good character cares more for his semen than his life. The more the semen a man preserves, more and more he is endowed with mental peace, personal magnetism, determination, intellect and personal aura. He feels physically robust and strong. Lethargy and laziness do not touch him. He always looks cheerful. A glow of happiness lights up his face. His mind is ever steady and intellect sharp. He is energetic, bold and courageous.
   Jesus Christ says :
   Dogs and the unchaste shall be banished thence. (Ist Rev. XX 11, 15)

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      mythbusterposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      When will you be posting the punchline, jasdir?

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      Joe Badtoeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      how much of the stuff did you lose whilst writing this?
      
      If a man preserves his semen it just makes his balls grow to the size of two over inflated spacehoppers which means he'll struggle to walk, lose his job, become isolated from society and condemned as lazy by people like you.
      
      Not much of a christian really are you?

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      Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Write a hub with this.  Just because I think it's ridiculous and medieval (not even the good parts of medieval-ness), doesn't mean you can't find a bunch of people to click thumbs up and writhe about in religious ecstasy with you in the comments section. 
      
      When you post all that writing here, it will just A) vanish into oblivion, B) be ridiculed by people who find it ridiculous and medieval and C) won't generate you any Adsense revenue, which you can use towards creating a Save the Semen charity or something.  Think of the greater good!!!!!!!!

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         EmpressFelicityposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Whose theme song would be Monty Python's Every Sperm Is Sacred, perhaps...
         
         
         
         

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            Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Hahah, yes, that would be the song.

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      IntimatEvolutionposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Oh please..........
      
      “So if the body comes from intercourse how will it breed anything different from animality?” -Jesus Christ
      
      Here are a few other quotes from Jesus Christ, for your reading enjoyment.
      
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            “Now that which changes, decays and dies, and loses spiritual hope, as the body has now become bestial.”
          *
            “So just as bestial bodies die, so will their subtle forms; men and women are born from carnal intercourse like animals.”
      
      Apparently, Christ was ok with us resorting to our "animalistic" ways.

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         earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Carnal.
         Feeling morbid sexual desire or a propensity to lewdness.
         Hardly an endorsement!

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      Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Finally!! a forum topic that speaks to me!
      
      Do not enter Hell's gates one tug at a time!
      
      Do not toss your soul haphazardly into a ball of Kleenex!
      
      Do not play your 'sexual instrument' in the orchestra pit of the damned.  Homosexuals also beware.. do not insert your skin flute in between anyone's twin drum set.
      
      Preserve your seed in a blue ball of righteousness!
      
      Keep your sexual organ facing downward towards the Devil which controls it.  If it begins to stir, tuck it safely into your shoe less it rises and pokes your eye out!
      
      Verily it is written... It is easier for a camel to enter through the eye of a needle than to enter heaven once you have inserted your needle into a camel toe!
      
      Indeed, what is Semen?  It is not simply a party favor at Bill Clinton's New Years get together.  "Forty drops of blood form one drop of semen."  Best you therefore ejaculate my getting punched in the nose.
      
      "Semen once wasted can never be regained or recouped at any cost either with use of medicines or otherwise.".. for not even with the most powerful hair products can you get it out of her hair
      
      Those who so waste their precious man serum "suffer from headache and backache frequently... contract a number of diseases of lungs, heart, stomach, urine and intestines. Premature old age overpowers him soon. He faces fear, failure and frustration from all corners.".  Ignore therefore the happy smile on his face, for his happiness and joy covers a deep hidden sadness

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         ...what about the 'foofoo'....or is this just about a penis again!

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            Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Do not play your triangle in Satan's magical mystery tour..
            
            Open your heart to virtue, not your legs to the Devil's army..
            
            Accept semen only in honorable places, less you gag from shame..
            
            Speak only with one pair of lips, let the others forever be silent.

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               SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               ....i've been on tour....just got back.....led the troops too!...what me gag? and....i just can't be silenced.....so now what?....damned to hell I guess....see you on Sunday....I'll be at the front!
               
               

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   pisean282311posted 12 years ago

   semen cannot be preserved in body medically..also semens are made on going..natures way ...2nd point instead of preserving why not donate it to semen bank?

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   earnestshubposted 12 years ago

   Yep! The spermatozoa is in your spinal column and when it runs out ya die!!!!!!
   What a pile of old socks! Bloody hilarious!

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      Joe Badtoeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I thought spermatoza was a greek island! I've just booked a ticket with Ejaculation Airways to go there.
      
      Have I been scammed?

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         earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         

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   aka-djposted 12 years ago

   Semen = brain food???
   
   What next??? 

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   earnestshubposted 12 years ago

   I love the bit about the sex organs pointing downwards best!

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      aka-djposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Not always true for men, though.

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         earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         At least not when it is being a sex organ. ;lol:

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      Joe Badtoeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I fnd that this downward direction thing works if you're nailed to the ceiling facing down and a woman is lying naked on the forks of a fork lift truck directly beneath you and that forklift is slowly raising said woman towards you?
      
      Is this practice considered unusual (he said pleadingly in the hope that I'm not really that weird)?
      
      Hang on...who was operating the fork lift???

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         earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I thought this was called the missionary position.
         
         Geeze I hope it is not considered strange in some way.
         
         I would have got my forklift licence for nothing!

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   aka-djposted 12 years ago

   IF...
   "Family Life is not the Field for Enjoying Sensual Pleasures." Just where IS the field?
   
   Adultery?
   
   Porn?
   
   Abstinence...no, this one doesn't work..there is no pleasure in that?
   
   O Oh!! Were in trouble guys..

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      pisean282311posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      "Family Life is not the Field for Enjoying Sensual Pleasures. "...
      
      it means one must never marry and continue being in relations?

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   psycheskinnerposted 12 years ago

   God doesn't want us to enjoy having sex?  Then he made some seriously bad design decisions.

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   alternate poetposted 12 years ago

   Christians seem to be obsessed with sex, maybe this is just another indication of religion being a result of a mental disability.  Anything mildy complex seems to be mysterious to them, the feelings that everyday sex arouses becomes a magical thing that must be tracked down and made into a sin or anything that fires up that guilt trip they are on.
   
   Sex is normal everyday behaviour, everyone has a winkie or a foofoo and everyone is here because of sex, not some loony stone age myth.

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years ago

   "A man of good character cares more for his semen than his life. The more the semen a man preserves, more and more he is endowed with mental peace, personal magnetism, determination, intellect and personal aura. He feels physically robust and strong. Lethargy and laziness do not touch him. He always looks cheerful. A glow of happiness lights up his face. His mind is ever steady and intellect sharp. He is energetic, bold and courageous."
   
   ...too bad for him.....
   
   ...how come it is always about the penis....(what about the foofoo as AP calls it!)....pass me the remote please!...it's mine and you can't have it anymore!
   
   ha ha ha ha ha.....!!!!.....thanks for the chuckle, you made my day....i'm picturing that 'glow of happiness'....or maybe 'he's about to blow his top (errr...some other word might do better)!
   
   ha ha ha ha...

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    why do these people need so badly to preach to the HP forum?  It is a real mystery!  We'll never be converted to think like that?  Why take on so?  but then I've never really understood why it is so important for some people to tell everyone what they should be, do, and say - in religion or in politics - its a certain personality that needs to rant.  I never rant.  I never tell people what to do!  People should all be more like me.  Peaceful dammit!  I SAID PEACE!  OR ELSE!

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    THAT is the funniest t-shirt EVER!  hahahaha

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       ...it works for this thread doesn't it!....poor little penis - always in trouble for sumthin'....

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    Lisa HWposted 12 years ago

    Some threads (not saying anything about any one thread in particular, of course) are just kind of creepy, aren't they?   
    
    (Sometimes public forums aren't particularly the field for some discussions either, are they....    )

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       sofsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Agree with you Lisa ... not at all   

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