Truly I am Blessed. . .

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   SirDentposted 13 years ago

   I was checking my emails and noticed how many people want to send me money or show me how to make thousands of dollars a day. 
   
   Surely I am blessed and highly favored.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   This is for entertainment purposes only.  It is not meant to be taken literally.

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      A Troubled Manposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe your prayers are being answered.
      
      Sure beats the people who want to take away your money.

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   northweststarrposted 13 years ago

   I am also blessed thusly as those same people wish to tell me how to increase my sexual stamina, lose weight, and give me tips to prevent hair loss.

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   Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

   Really? Because I just get emails from people who want to be my mailorder bride in exchange for signing off on their inheritence waiting for them in Cambodia or Ghana.

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ...how about Canada?....you still haven't replied...whatup with that?

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         Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I'd gladly come to Canada and marry you, SOH, but my inheritence is almost spent already on my grandmother's radiation treatments. Must be why I keep having nightmares about nuclear war.

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   dixie28714posted 13 years ago

   yep, and publishers clearing house will be on your doorstep within the hour so be prepared for your big check and have your picture made!! WOOT

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      SirDentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Win $5,OOO.OO A Week For Life!

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         earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Whoo HOoo! Where do we sign up? I like the ones that offer residual income!

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            Sneha Sunnyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            i got 3 such messages in less than one week. They have a lots of money to giveaway I guess.

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               earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Yes it feels great having so much money owing to me.
               It has to be at least a Billion dollars since I have been online.
               
               I wish I had that billion dollars on hand. There are a lot of children dying of malnutrition in the draught areas of Africa right now, and a billion dollars would help a bit.

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   wildernessposted 13 years ago

   Yes, the internet is a true blue blessing.  As long as you accept none of the offers!

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   Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

   My favorite is the ones who say I need to get an ultrasound and can use their voucher to get a reduced price.

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      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Well you never know Jonathan, you may be pregnant.

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Well, if you don't want the voucher... Can you send it to me?

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   northweststarrposted 13 years ago

   My Junk Mail Day--
   
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     Refi_Notice   Refinance at 2.62%‏ 8:19 PM   
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     VA Loan   Low rates on VA loans‏ 7:04 PM   
     Notification   [Second-Attempt] Your Mastercard(R) Card‏ 6:15 PM   
     Psychology Programs   Earn your Psychology Degree. Enroll in great programs.‏ 6:03 PM   
     Confirmation email   Credit Cards with Guaranteed Approval for northweststarr@hotmail.com‏ 5:46 PM   
     Online Coupons   Online Coupons. Save on everything!‏ 4:52 PM   
     ElectricFM.com   (ElectricFM) Find the perfect furniture for your computer.‏ 4:24 PM   
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     Cholesterol   Keep heart attacks away‏ 3:29 PM   
     ElectricFM.com   (ElectricFM) Voyage Prive- Members only access to travel discounts‏ 2:48 PM   
     Credit Check   Notification: Your Report Has Changed!‏‏ 2:28 PM   
     Social Security Disability   Are you Eligible for SSD?‏ 2:14 PM   
     Franchise   Browse franchise businesses for sale‏ 1:09 PM   
     Small Business Loan   Business loans‏ 1:00 PM   
     Top Daily Deals   iPads and Kindles for Under $20?‏ 12:41 PM   
     Andrea   Andrea has added you‏ 12:22 PM   
     TeachersWanted   Teachers needed in your area‏ 12:17 PM   
     Flirty1   (1) A friend has sent you a MESSAGE‏ 12:01 PM   
     0% Interest Rate Credit Card   Apply for Credit Cards- Cash back, No Annual Fees.‏ 11:39 AM   
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     Searches   northweststarr@hotmail.com, An Ex Has Recently Searched for You‏ 11:11 AM   
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     ChristianMingle   View photos of singles in your area‏ 10:17 AM   
     Refi-Dept   Refi-Notice from Lending Tree‏

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   earnestshubposted 13 years ago

   Holy mackerel!

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      northweststarrposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You said it. Smack me with a red herring, I'm off to the races! (You notice I didn't post anything before 10 am? I'm a late riser)

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         earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Yep! No point in rushing these things. I used to get a pile of spam, but they fall into my gmail bye bye box these days.

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            northweststarrposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Yup, you ever try to unsubscribe from everything? Oy they

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               earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Gotta admit. I have unsubscribed to dozens of things.. they just offer the spam through another associate.

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                  schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I was told to just get a new email address, but alas! I've given it to too many people including landlord, bill payments....blah

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   Diane Insideposted 13 years ago

   yawn

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      northweststarrposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yeah... obviously I'm bored too.

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         Diane Insideposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         not with you just , its a boring night

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            northweststarrposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Friday Night? (You must be married too)

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               Diane Insideposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               ha ha yep how'd you guess. lol

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    pedrogposted 13 years ago

    I just checked and i am blessed too!! Some fellow from Nigeria is going to send me 10000000000 dollars and i'm keeping 10%, lucky me...

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Mine is arriving soon. I had to send the deposit twice, as the poor man lost the other 10,000/

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       northweststarrposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Was his name Timmy from hubpages?

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    SirDentposted 13 years ago

    Adding another million to my bank account soon.
    
    
    $1 Million Prize Delivery Information‏
    
    It just rolls in on its own.

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       European Union lottery, right? I get that one now and again, too.

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    kmackey32posted 13 years ago

    LMAO

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    SirDentposted 13 years ago

    I wonder what a Zoloft attorney would want with me?  I would also like to know why they want to give me money for the prozac settlement.  I have never taken any of these meds.

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Now your letting your logic and common sense get in the way of a perfectly good advertisement!

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    SirDentposted 13 years ago

    How I Make $4,500/mo from my Laptop‏

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    SirDentposted 13 years ago

    $180,586 per year from ezinearticles and infoproducts????

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Yep! Sounds easy!

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    thooghunposted 13 years ago

    موقع أكثر منع
    يحتوي علي دروس فيديو لتعليم اللغات المختلفة
    والتسجيل مجاناً هذا الشهر
    
    That's what I got in a fantastic spam mail called "ENGLISH LESSONS". Made me smile.

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       SirDentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I can see a person learning English from that!!! 

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

    I have also been described as "truly blessed", so why do I keep getting spam for penis enlargement products?

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    aka-djposted 13 years ago

    I've made $0.52c this month on Hubpages.
    
    BEAT that for being blessed!
    
    

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       SirDentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I have done a little better.  My total for this month so far is $6.66.

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    SirDentposted 13 years ago

    Unclaimed money for you‏

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    SirDentposted 13 years ago

    How I Make $4,500/mo from my Laptop‏
    
    FedEx# 45ST235: $1,000 WalMart Card Shipping today
    
    Today: Apple iPads 32GB for $33.74? Samsung LED TV 42” for $33.74
    
    Free Month of Groceries from Walmart
    
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    I may never have to work again!!!!!

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    I'm quitting work right now! Or I would if I really worked!
    I just won Another $440 thousand euros. Very handy.
    It must be true, it came in on my mobile phone!

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