I was checking my emails and noticed how many people want to send me money or show me how to make thousands of dollars a day.
Surely I am blessed and highly favored.
This is for entertainment purposes only. It is not meant to be taken literally.
I am also blessed thusly as those same people wish to tell me how to increase my sexual stamina, lose weight, and give me tips to prevent hair loss.
Really? Because I just get emails from people who want to be my mailorder bride in exchange for signing off on their inheritence waiting for them in Cambodia or Ghana.
...how about Canada?....you still haven't replied...whatup with that?
yep, and publishers clearing house will be on your doorstep within the hour so be prepared for your big check and have your picture made!! WOOT
Whoo HOoo! Where do we sign up? I like the ones that offer residual income!
i got 3 such messages in less than one week. They have a lots of money to giveaway I guess.
Yes it feels great having so much money owing to me.
It has to be at least a Billion dollars since I have been online.
I wish I had that billion dollars on hand. There are a lot of children dying of malnutrition in the draught areas of Africa right now, and a billion dollars would help a bit.
Yes, the internet is a true blue blessing. As long as you accept none of the offers!
My favorite is the ones who say I need to get an ultrasound and can use their voucher to get a reduced price.
My Junk Mail Day--
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Refi_Notice Refinance at 2.62% 8:19 PM
Housekeeping Services Finding a maid is easy 7:44 PM
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Get A New Bra Bras you can depend on 7:35 PM
Photography School Learn how to take professional pictures from photography school 7:21 PM
VA Loan Low rates on VA loans 7:04 PM
Notification [Second-Attempt] Your Mastercard(R) Card 6:15 PM
Psychology Programs Earn your Psychology Degree. Enroll in great programs. 6:03 PM
Confirmation email Credit Cards with Guaranteed Approval for firstname.lastname@example.org 5:46 PM
Online Coupons Online Coupons. Save on everything! 4:52 PM
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Ford_Clearance See Ford Clearance Prices 4:16 PM
Cholesterol Keep heart attacks away 3:29 PM
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Credit Check Notification: Your Report Has Changed! 2:28 PM
Social Security Disability Are you Eligible for SSD? 2:14 PM
Franchise Browse franchise businesses for sale 1:09 PM
Small Business Loan Business loans 1:00 PM
Top Daily Deals iPads and Kindles for Under $20? 12:41 PM
Andrea Andrea has added you 12:22 PM
TeachersWanted Teachers needed in your area 12:17 PM
Flirty1 (1) A friend has sent you a MESSAGE 12:01 PM
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Ultrasound Technician What are you waiting for? Start ultrasound technician training now! 11:29 AM
Franchise Become a business owner. Franchise. 11:28 AM
Searches email@example.com, An Ex Has Recently Searched for You 11:11 AM
University of Phoenix Enroll now at University of Phoenix 10:49 AM
MyLife Updates Find friends & more on MyLife! 10:45 AM
ChristianMingle View photos of singles in your area 10:17 AM
Refi-Dept Refi-Notice from Lending Tree
You said it. Smack me with a red herring, I'm off to the races! (You notice I didn't post anything before 10 am? I'm a late riser)
Yep! No point in rushing these things. I used to get a pile of spam, but they fall into my gmail bye bye box these days.
Yup, you ever try to unsubscribe from everything? Oy they
Gotta admit. I have unsubscribed to dozens of things.. they just offer the spam through another associate.
I just checked and i am blessed too!! Some fellow from Nigeria is going to send me 10000000000 dollars and i'm keeping 10%, lucky me...
Adding another million to my bank account soon.
$1 Million Prize Delivery Information
It just rolls in on its own.
I wonder what a Zoloft attorney would want with me? I would also like to know why they want to give me money for the prozac settlement. I have never taken any of these meds.
موقع أكثر منع
يحتوي علي دروس فيديو لتعليم اللغات المختلفة
والتسجيل مجاناً هذا الشهر
That's what I got in a fantastic spam mail called "ENGLISH LESSONS". Made me smile.
I have also been described as "truly blessed", so why do I keep getting spam for penis enlargement products?
I've made $0.52c this month on Hubpages.
BEAT that for being blessed!
How I Make $4,500/mo from my Laptop
FedEx# 45ST235: $1,000 WalMart Card Shipping today
Today: Apple iPads 32GB for $33.74? Samsung LED TV 42” for $33.74
Free Month of Groceries from Walmart
I may never have to work again!!!!!
I'm quitting work right now! Or I would if I really worked!
I just won Another $440 thousand euros. Very handy.
It must be true, it came in on my mobile phone!
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