Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were b

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  1. Obscure_Treasures profile image54
    Obscure_Treasuresposted 7 years ago

    is it true???????

    1. DoubleScorpion profile image77
      DoubleScorpionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      The Book of Revelations, says that everyone will get white robes. If you believe the Bible, that is.

    2. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      What Heaven? lol

    3. psycheskinner profile image84
      psycheskinnerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You could at least type out the whole question in the post. It is kind of hard to know how serious your (many) questions are....

  2. Alastar Packer profile image82
    Alastar Packerposted 7 years ago

    Obscure. "... the clothes you were b" Can you be a little more specific. Then perhaps some of us can ponder it better.

    1. Obscure_Treasures profile image54
      Obscure_Treasuresposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      buried

  3. Charles James profile image77
    Charles Jamesposted 7 years ago

    The clothes you were buried in would very likely reflect your financial and material wealth, whereas that ought to be irrelevant.
    Logically it should be the clothes you were born in - ie none- so we are all equal in the sight of God.

    1. twilightnera profile image62
      twilightneraposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I really agree with you. When people go to heaven there is no measure of wealth or status and clothes often represent that. People will be in their spiritual bodies that will be ghostly and people will most likely be naked so there is no point worrying about if people wear close. Everyone is equal in heaven.

    2. AEvans profile image76
      AEvansposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I agree. smile

  4. Jonathan Janco profile image67
    Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years ago

    If Heaven exists, and it is the perfection of everything, then why would there be clothes? Wouldnt we all be in our spirit bodies, anyway? And the white robes thing is funny. So Heaven really is just a sauna in an overpriced health club?

    1. DoubleScorpion profile image77
      DoubleScorpionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL...well to some people I guess, A overpriced sauna would be heaven...LOL...

  5. waynet profile image71
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    Well since there is no Heaven you can try and make your own Heaven with a glass of chilled red wine and sat on a deck chair with a bit of sand poured onto some concrete!

    That way you can wear what you want and not have to wear some stinking y-fronts for all eternity!

  6. profile image0
    Emile Rposted 7 years ago

    It puts the old question your mom always asked before you left the house in a whole new perspective. 

    Anyone that thinks we'll be walking around in human form and that this question is relevant might be disappointed in how it all turns out.

  7. BethanRose profile image84
    BethanRoseposted 7 years ago

    Who knows!!! Nobody knows...

  8. Rosie2010 profile image74
    Rosie2010posted 7 years ago

    Well, as our soul or spirit is the one that goes to heaven (or hell lol - it could happen!), clothing is optional.  But, yes there is always a but, if we could show ourselves to people who are alive, we better put on some clothes.  Just sayin'  We don't want to scare the bejaysus out of our relatives and friends now, do we? big_smile big_smile big_smile

  9. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    What?   Where did you get that idea?  Don't you know it wouldn't be heaven without racks of ready-to-wear fashionista choices, a complete staff and studio so you can design your own, Lebouchin shoes and all kinds of gorgeous bags, jewelry, scarves.  In fact, in heaven you will be so much better dressed than on Earth, since there will be fabrics and colors you've never even heard of and your signature music to accompany you wherever you go - which will be mostly to lunch with your favorite stars and also the spas will be so righteous!!  so don't you worry, there'll be plenty to wear and plenty to take off!  lol

  10. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    oh, and did I mention all that heavenly lingerie?

    1. profile image0
      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol  ohh la la

    2. profile image62
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      No, but you may model some if you like! smile

  11. Charles James profile image77
    Charles Jamesposted 7 years ago

    A bit rough on your favourite stars to be pestered by fans - sounds like the other place!

  12. profile image0
    Sherlock221bposted 7 years ago

    It would depend if I fitted into them or not.  I would hope that in the afterlife I would have lost some weight and found my waist again.  Also, as I no longer have any fashion sense, the idea of an eternity in chest-high trousers and slippers isn't exactly appealing.

    1. mega1 profile image77
      mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      then why wear them now?  I guess I feel that if there's something or somewhere I would like to be in heaven, or something I'd wear, even, then I should do my best to make that happen now, just in case heaven isn't there by the time I die!  So if I want a waistline there, I could reduce and exercise and get one here!  end of lecture. 

      Heaven is an illusion created by folks to make death a bit easier to contemplate.  Just like "God the Father" is a fictitious creation to help us find reasons to be good.  Once we really grow up and take responsibility for ourselves we realize that life is what we make it, and our spiritual life (before or after death imo) is what we make it too.   really the end of the lecture.



      for now  lol

      1. profile image0
        DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        yeah but....what if they have E-Z cheese in heaven?

        1. mega1 profile image77
          mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          they have E-Z cheese here, but I still don't think its heaven.  What is wrong with me!

          1. profile image0
            Sherlock221bposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            I would love to know what E-Z cheese is.

            1. mega1 profile image77
              mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

              it used to be processed  cheese spread in a jar - various flavors - but now you can also get it in a can - spread it on crackers  - I am too lazy for e-z cheese so I just buy cheetos - much easier to eat.  although some people just spray e-z cheese into their mouths - some rednecks I know do that.  I think its  soooo low class to do that.  imo  lol

              1. profile image62
                logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                I thought that was Cheez Whiz!

                1. mega1 profile image77
                  mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  Yep, they are basically the same I think

                  1. profile image0
                    DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    http://radcollector.com/columns/reneerenee/files/2010/03/easy-cheese-1.jpg

                    best stuff ever

  13. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    ok - just so we will know - Cheez Whiz comes in a jar, E-Z Cheese comes in a can:

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mqdFXoiiDys/TfxA1n5GpHI/AAAAAAAABcM/FB2FzqWWyeA/s320/picture+005.jpg

    1. profile image0
      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I like the can, its easier. Just my own personal lazy streak when it comes to stuffign non-food products into my face.  smile  and you can make cool designs with it. AND the super creepy part, it does not need to be refridgerated. PERFECT for camping.


      I wonder if you can wear cheese food product as your heavenly attire?

  14. profile image0
    Sherlock221bposted 7 years ago

    E-Z Cheese = Easy Cheese; I get it now.  I was pronouncing it the English way, i.e. E-Zed Cheese rather than E-Zee Cheese.  I think it would be very convenient to have cheese that can be sprayed from a can.  As I am very lazy where food is concerned, well in fact where everything is concerned, it would suit me down to the ground.

  15. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    Yes - people - the height of laziness is when you can't be bothered to spread cheese - have to spray it in your mouth!  lol

    And I can totally see a cheese bikini - and where am I going with that? I would like to know - I bet you would like to know - I might be going to HEAVEN in my cheese bikini.  lol

    or the other place - where it would melt off and that would hurt

    oh well.  lol

    E-Z cheese hat?  E-Z cheese socks?  oh good grief - I take everything too far.  E-Z cheese underwear!! big_smile

 
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